People, inherently dead, or lighter than Lori, or heavier than the fat house.

My life expectancy is less than a year, and although such a short period of time seems to have come in a blink of an eye, I still hope to die in peace rather than being caught and publicly executed.

I confirmed to Yanagi again: "I won't be recognized like this, right?" ”

"With so many patches, I'm afraid even your master won't recognize you."

"Oh, I'm relieved."

Yanagi closed the paper fan and asked me, "Do you want to blend in and follow them back to the mountain?" ”

We were about to say this, when we suddenly heard movement in the trees, the rustling of the branches and leaves high above our heads, and several people jumped above us.

Yanagi and I were taken aback, and when we looked up, we saw several sturdy men perched on the branches of the big tree. These people are wearing the Taoist robes of the Qingxuan Taoist Sect, and each of them wears black armbands on their sleeves, and the armbands are embroidered like a dog's head, organized and disciplined, and they know at a glance that they are black forces that are not easy to mess with.

I thought my identity and whereabouts had been discovered, but when I was about to turn around and run away, I was stopped by Yanagi, who shook his head at me and signaled me to calm down.

One of the armband men shouted to me and Liu Sheng and asked, "Hey, are you two here to crusade against Wang Yi's dog thief?" ”

Yanagi and I looked at each other, and immediately understood, and at the same time raised our heads with a smile on our faces, and replied to them in unison, "Yes! ””

He asked again, "Have you entered the organization?" ”

Organization?

Yanagi whispered to me, "Teach alone." ”

"Oh-"

I'll just say, how do they wear dog head armbands, it turns out to be the legendary wolf faction!

Liu Sheng raised his head and replied to them flatteringly: "Alas, we two bachelors have wanted to join the organization for a long time, but we haven't had time, and today I heard that your sect launched a crusade call, so don't you rush over to participate in it immediately." ”

"Really?"

Suddenly, one of them shouted in surprise: "Huh? This isn't Yagyu? ”

Liu Sheng glanced at the man, patted the paper fan in surprise, and said, "Ye Qiu? You're also there, so you joined the bachelor church a long time ago? ”

The brother named Ye Qiu replied: "It's a long story, I'll tell you the reason when I have time." ”

Needless to say the reason, this person named Ye Qiu is so ugly, no wonder he joined the bachelor sect.

Their eldest brother stared at Yanagi unkindly: "So you are the courtesan Yanagi?" Speaking of which, you are the enemy of our sect, and you are ranked sixth on the crusade list. ”

Yanagi smiled bitterly and asked, "Is there such a thing?" However, Xiaosheng is now single. ”

"Who told you to mix so well among the girls!"

It turns out that being popular with girls has to lie down inexplicably.

The single dog brother's tone changed, and he said to Liu Sheng appreciatively: "But since you have lost your way and sincerely want to join our single sect, then we are still friends, and we will follow up and say that you will be erased from the crusade list." ”

Yanagi pretended to be grateful, and said, "Thank you." ”

The eldest brother took out two armbands from his sleeves and threw them down, and Yanagi and I caught them.

He said, "Don't be lazy here, go up the hill and join us in slaying that hateful king and dog thief, and give you the armband first, and then come to the helmsman afterwards to report and take the oath, and then you will be a full member of our great bachelor's church!" ”

Liu Sheng smiled awkwardly: "Okay, good ......"

Anyway, I'm a married man, although my wife is ...... Oh no, it should be said that although the nominal wife is a Lori, compared with these single dogs, I always have a sense of pride that is superior to others, and I disdain them to be in company, so I won't join any single teaching.

Hmph, a bunch of pathetic single dogs!

Brother Gui suddenly glanced at me, so frightened that I thought they didn't notice that I was laughing at them, and when I was trying to hide it, the big brother asked suspiciously, "Who is that, why did you put so many green things on your face?" ”

I cowered my neck, and the pride I felt just now vanished without a trace: "Uh, because...... I have hemorrhoids and this is the patch. ”

"Do you have hemorrhoids on your face?"

"Exactly!"

The big men in the trees looked at me strangely.

"There are so many neuropathies in this sect."

The brother at the head of them shouted to us, "Go up the mountain quickly, don't swallow slowly." Then the men of them took a leap up the hill first.

Yanagi and I breathed a sigh of relief.

Now I don't have to worry about being discovered by others, and it is much more convenient to move, and Yanagi and I both wear dog head armbands.

"Let's go, go back to the mountains."

"Oh."

Yanagi jumped up the tree first, and I moved a little, and found that my body had recovered a lot after soaking in the sake pond last night, so I jumped to the tree as well, and then I jumped up and down the tree with Yanagi, and rushed to the direction of the mountain.

Because Liu Sheng and I went around the back mountain and came up again, we were already a lot late, and by the time we returned to the Shuijing Peak House Group, the front yard was already focused on maybe thousands of people.

"Get Wang Yi's fowl* out!"

"Punish the/thief severely! Defend women's rights! ”

"The scumbag king can't die well!"

Most of the crusaders were men, but there were also women. Whether on the ground or in the sky, there are people pulling banners and holding small flags, shouting slogans in unison towards the houses, and the crowd is surging.

In the front yard, there was a junior sister who pretended to draw a sword to block it, and a junior brother hugged the master and hid behind the junior sister timidly. The momentum of the two armies is very related, because seeing that my sister and brother are so pitiful, I have my heart beating out to die to solve the current predicament, but I am afraid that if I come out now, the situation will get worse and worse, so I have to stand in the crowd with Liu Sheng and watch silently, I believe that with the presence of the master, these single dogs who come to make trouble will not be able to make any waves.

The master jumped to the ground from the arms of his junior brother and shouted in displeasure: "How many times have I said it, that scoundrel doesn't know where to flee, and it's useless for you to shout here, hurry up and look for him somewhere else." If you think that I am a small number of people in Shuijingfeng and easy to bully, and continue to disturb the tranquility of Shuijingfeng here, I will not be polite to you juniors. ”

However, this group of people is not afraid of a cat at all, and is still there to denounce and shout.

"Wang Yi, that dog thief must be inside, let's go in and search!"

"For the sake of Tsuchimi and Goddess Tuyana, even the Nine Elders can't compromise!"

"Young master, you bastard, hurry up and die!"

In the midst of this noisy shouting, there was a familiar voice.

I struggled to find the source of the sound, and saw Qian Guanzi standing in front of the crowd, raising his fist and shouting excitedly with everyone.

"Young master, you big carrot, hurry up and explain it to me!"

We just parted yesterday, and now she's completely with this group of hostile creatures to me, and I'm so angry that I want to teach her a lesson now.

However, after a little hesitation, or because of the atmosphere or for some other reason, I also raised my fist and shouted: "The dog thief king shrunk his head turtle, hurry up and accept the sanctions!" ”

Even Yanagi next to me looked at me with a bored expression.

We made a fuss like this for a while, and Meowmeow, who had always had a bad temper, finally got angry.

"A bunch of things that don't know whether to live or die, tell you to go and refuse to go, do you have to suffer a little? Then I'll give you some color to taste. ”