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Just as we were about to step out of the door of the bar and leave safely, suddenly, a row of figures, as if they were telescopic doors, crossed in front of us with a bang, blocking the door of the bar tightly.

The figures, tall and short, are one meter eight or nine, blocking the door impenetrable, making people feel as if the light penetrating the bar, are dimmed because of these people, and their figures, bathed in the dazzling white light, dazzling and abnormal, the appearance momentum is quite extraordinary.

"Hmph, we finally got caught."

"That's right, that's right, I squatted at the door for more than three hours, and finally caught it."

"You can't run away this time."

……

The guys in the middle, like the characters of the Four Heavenly Kings in the hot-blooded comics, let out an eerie sneer, clasped their hands to their chests, and the cloak behind them flew high.

"Excuse me...... Can I help you? "I'll look at you, you look at me, and finally, I can't help but cry.

"You guy, dare to ask!" The figure in the middle stepped forward and stepped out of the light, revealing a head and muscles inferior to those of the barbarians, and his mind was still shining.

To put it simply, it's a bald man.

"Bastard, you say I'm bald. You just said in your heart that I was bald! The big man suddenly had round eyes, and angry veins appeared on his bare head.

Tsk, the strength is not good, and the feeling is quite sharp.

"Listen, newcomer, I'm not bald, it was an accident that happened three years ago......" said, this thing remembered the time as if nothing happened, looked up at the sky, and the tiger's eyes were full of vicissitudes of tears. It's as if some hero weeps blood. An unbearable past.

"That year, in the dark, bloody, white-skinned cellar, we were unstoppable. Finally made it to the third basement floor. Suddenly. The battle in front of us has alarmed us, could it be that we have gone through a lot of hardships and specially come down to find the ancient witch doctor Yin Du who has been killed. Someone is already taking on a challenge?

Frightened, we hurriedly rushed over and saw a scene that we will never forget, a group of female mercenaries, a weak girl adventure team, was fighting with the ancient witch doctor Yindu, but they seemed to underestimate the strength of the other party, and the ancient witch doctor Yindu led its army of dwarfs suppressed and fought in the cellar hall, at this moment! ”

Suddenly, this biao man slapped his thigh and glared angrily, as if he had returned to the thrilling moment of the year, which made people have to admire his brain replenishment ability.

"At that moment, suddenly, a young girl was cornered, and the ancient witch doctor's seal raised its short spear high, and with years of experience, I could see at a glance that it was ready to breathe fire.

Seeing a beautiful girl like a flower, about to be buried under the sea of fire, I forgot about myself, forgot about my teammates, forgot about my enemies, there was only justice in my eyes, only kindness, only self-sacrifice, [stop], I shouted, rushed up at an unprecedented speed, blocking in front of the stunned girl, and the next moment, my body was covered by raging fire, I, was burned, and the girl behind me was saved. ”

Speaking of this, the big man wiped his nose proudly, and his eyes involuntarily glanced at Finney, observing the other party's expression, as if he was expecting something.

Unfortunately, there was only a look of confusion on Finney's face, as if to say, this group of people ...... What are you doing?

Tsk, isn't that impressive enough? So next...... Dahan thought secretly, and raised his chest: "After undergoing the baptism of fire from the ancient witch doctor Yindu, I turned my head, with a scorched face, with a faint, calm smile, and said softly to her, I'm fine, please don't worry, take advantage of the present, attack as much as you like behind me, the other party's flames, I will block it, I will protect you, and you have to ask me why I did this, because my nickname is Peter, the bald man with a disgusting face." ”

Ah, say it, this guy has said the nickname of the bald man, and at this moment, I don't know how to complain.

"The result?" I couldn't help but ask curiously, the dwarf wizard's fire-breathing damage is extremely large, and it is a small boss-level ancient wizard Yindu, even a paladin with rough skin and thick flesh can't block two consecutive fire-breathing.

"Hmph, the hero didn't mention the courage of the year, and now it's pointless to talk about this." The big man, who called himself Peter the Bald, was silent for a long time, and suddenly ended his memories without authorization.

If you had known that you wouldn't have said it from the beginning!

"Actually, at that time, Peter was causing trouble to the other party, it was obviously the other party's tactic, luring the ancient witch doctor seal to the corner alone, concentrating firepower to kill, the girl who pretended to be forced into the corner, was a lightning mage mercenary, was about to teleport away, but Peter suddenly broke in and messed up everything."

At this time, another slightly thin guy beside Dahan couldn't help but talk more about revealing the ending.

"So the final outcome is that Peter, who wants to live forever in the flames, was kicked away by the girl behind him when the second fire breath of the ancient witch doctor Yindu came, but was saved by the other party, and finally the challenge failed, and the two teams were chased ten streets away by the angry ancient witch doctor Yindu."

After listening, the corners of my mouth kept twitching, I didn't expect the ending to be like this, this guy, although he was in a good mood, but for some reason he just wanted to beat him.

It seems that I am not the only one who has this thought, if you look at the little fox next to me, I seem to hear her talking to herself: it turns out that finding Malag is not bad than such a guy, but fortunately I didn't meet such a teammate.

Sure enough, there is a comparison to be good or bad, you look at the old horse's evaluation and it goes up all of a sudden.

"Bastard, didn't you say you wouldn't mention this mess? This is the only shame I've lived to this day! Shouting will immediately grab the chest of the teammate next to him and lift him up. Shaking with rage.

"But didn't you mention it first? I'm just adding a little bit to it, and besides, it seems like it's just a shame that you're in seventh place. ”

"There's no such thing, who do you listen to! You guy, don't be alarmist here! The big man was a little annoyed.

"Didn't you say it yourself? When I was drunk in the bar that day, I was very happy to tell the shameful things of the year, and then one by one, everyone heard it. His honest and upright teammates replied.

"No ――――――――!!!" The big man howled in grief. Let go of the other person's mind. Fell to his knees and burst into tears.

This guy ...... It's miserable, even worse than Malagby, seeing the appearance of a big man. I couldn't help but look at me sympathetically. What a tragedy this is? actually counted his shameful events in the bar one by one.

"Then again, you haven't explained yet, this thing and you are not bald. What does it matter? ”

"That's a good question." Dahan stood up at once and regained his strength.

"It was the ancient witch doctor Yin Du who breathed fire and burned my flowing head, so I am not bald, although I am called Bald Peter, I am not bald."

"Say it's a ...... Actually, there are only the last three......" muttered to the teammate next to him.

"You bastard, I'll fight you!" Peter the Bald screamed, pounced on him and scuffled with his teammates.

Me: "......"

Are these guys rescuers trained by Omas? Specially came to perform cross talk?

"It doesn't look like there's anything going on with us." I wiped the cold sweat from my forehead and said with a wry smile.

"Siloth Echo Lilis, remember not to deal with such a weirdo in the future, the IQ will be lowered." The little fox was a little more venomous, and directly regarded this group of people as a negative teaching material.

At first, it seemed like they were targeting us, but now that they're playing Harpy on their own, let's take the opportunity to leave.

Just as I was about to take a step, the scuffling Lian was suddenly startled, quickly returned to his post, reunited with the other people, and blocked the door.

I said...... We don't want to watch funny shows, can't we? I rubbed my forehead and said.

"Bastards, they think we're Osma's gang." The other party roared angrily.

"Yes, yes, the funny show we wrote and acted in is much more exciting than Osmana's bastard."

Me: "......"

Osma, it looks like you have a successor.

"Don't speak ill of Teacher Osma." Finney, who had been silent, suddenly said indignantly.

"Filipino...... Her Highness Fini. The figure on the other side panicked, and it seemed that it was Finney's fans.

"It's all you, who angered Her Highness Fini!"

"Bastard, Mr. Osma is my idol, and you've been orchestrating him behind his back."

"Who was in the clubhouse in the bar last time, [let's just push that pesky little old man down the river] like that."

"I didn't think so, Chuck told me to say it."

Ah, it seems that there is infighting, forget it, let's go, let's go.

"Wait!" A few people on the other side stopped us again.

"I mean, we really don't have time to watch your funny shows, next time, next time, can we do it next time?"

"Who said we were here to do a funny show, we mean it!"

"You guy, have kept Her Royal Highness Fini, Ona and Beth alone for a long time!"

"Where did you see that I had it alone?" I pointed to the little fox and the daughters beside me.

"Not only is it monopolized, but there are other beauties to accompany me, which is hateful and too enviable...... No, it's hateful! The other party began to cry jealously.

"This is my ...... Uh, my wife. I pointed to the little fox under the cloak, fortunately with the cloak and hat, I could not see the appearance of the little fox in the country, otherwise these guys would have fainted with envy.

"And these three are my daughters, not suspicious characters." He pointed to the twin princesses and Little Black Carbon, who were also wearing cloaks and hats.

"Damn, I already have a wife and daughter, do you still want to come and rob us and occupy Her Highness Fini and Besiona?"

"Wait, this guy says these three are her daughters?"

"Puff, puff, so inferior, what kind of Cheng dù is this qualification, so that I can experience it with my daughter."

"That's it, don't drag your daughters back, man."

"With his wife and daughter, the whole family has experienced an adventure team together. It's the first time I've seen it, hahahaha, it's, it's too ...... It's so enviable, bastard!! ”

The group laughed, laughed, laughed, and then suddenly all of them fell to the ground, crying bitterly.

"Bad guys, you didn't invite these guys to make us happy on purpose, did you?" The little fox couldn't help whispering in my ear.

"I promise with discipline that I won't invite such a fool if I want to."

"Who knows. As the saying goes, like gathers like. The little fox gave me a blank look. Pretty and charming.

"I'm going to be mad when you compare me to them." I was shocked.

When I whispered to the little fox and showed affection, these people cheered up again. So fast. It must have been hit too hard. I'm used to being strong.

"Bastard, do such a thing, and dare to be kind and loving in front of us."

"I can't bear it!"

"Gotta give this guy a little color."

"Peter. Go ahead, use your best kindness to do bad things, teach him a hard lesson, and it's best to break up the relationship between the two. ”

Hey, hey, what a hate, are you still living in the FFF group of the Fire Stick Festival?

"Hmph, there's no way, I was given high hopes by everyone, and I had to play." Peter the Bald wiped his nose triumphantly, his bald head shining.

It's true that I was given high hopes, but am I the only one who thinks that these high hopes are full of malice?

"You guys, don't bully your cousin." I was just about to say something, but at that moment, Finney suddenly strode forward, stood in front of me, blocked the other party, and put on a posture of a hen protecting a chick.

"Filipino...... Your Highness Finney, you are ...... Defending him? It was given some ecstasy by the other party. These fans, seeing Finney's angry look, invariably took a step back.

"Because this man is mine...... Meow! "Before Finney could finish speaking, I struck her on the head, ahem, be careful, don't reveal my mysterious identity.

"Woo woo, got it, this person is...... It's mine...... It's the one I fancy meow! Finney thought for a moment with teary eyes in her eyes and blurted out.

"What...... What the?! The big men who were blocking the door seemed to be able to clearly see the lightning of five thunders falling above their heads.

Not only them, but I'm too, Fei Ni's anxious explanation has scorched my thunder on the outside and tender on the inside, what is [the person I like], is there anything more misleading than this?

"Why...... Why ......" These big men collectively knelt on the ground, looking in a trance, as if they had lost the purpose of life, lost the motivation of life, and lost the meaning of existence.

Okay, just take advantage of the present and flash people in one breath.

I took my daughters' little hands and walked quickly.

"Wait!" The group stood up again and lined up in a row to block the doorway.

I'll go, do these guys believe in Brother Chun? How can the full blood resurrect so quickly, the cosplay bear has to bow down.

"You guy, unforgivable." Peter the Bald, clutching his chest, glared at me with angry eyes.

"His Royal Highness Finney, who belongs to everyone, ...... A ...... alone One person is exclusive, unforgivable! I'm going to punish you on behalf of all of Her Highness Fini's fan club! ”

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