Chapter Eighty-Eight: Tolerable Perverts and Intolerable Villains
At the end of the sword trial, because everyone around me looked like they were looking for an opportunity to beat me, I hurriedly went back to my master and hugged my thighs. However, the friends on the boat all disliked me, and Qian Guanzi stood at the stern of the boat, rubbing his fists and posing for me to be beaten.
"If you have a kind, come back and eat ten fists, and I can call you a young master again!"
"Idiot? I'll die with one punch, how can I eat ten? ”
I kept my distance and walked on the lake, following behind them and arguing with Qian Guanzi, and the others couldn't bear to scold me.
When I got back to the town, I didn't dare to go into the inn with them, and now even the closest people don't forgive me, and I have to be beaten and disciplined when I get in. I jumped on the roof of the inn by myself, found a clean place and lay down, looking at the clouds in the sky and thinking about things in distress.
I don't want to admit how I'm feeling right now, but I really want to know how the jacaranda is doing. The scene of her conceding defeat at today's sword trial still makes me feel uncomfortable, and I want to go and see her, but even if I find her, I don't know what to say.
I also want to apologize to Seventeen, after all, what I did today was really excessive. Unfortunately, this Peach Blossom Island is well guarded, and as soon as they find out that I, a "lewd/thief" who bullied Seventeen, they will definitely chop me into meat sauce.
"What should I do?"
I sighed in frustration.
Since I couldn't do anything, I simply closed my eyes and blocked the sun with the back of my hand on my face, and took a nap here. I thought about it for a long time, and before I knew it, I fell asleep, and I was uncomfortable in my dream by something strange and ghostly.
Suddenly, my face was jerked, and I instantly sobered up, covered my face and sat up from the roof. I found that the sky was already dyed with a touch of red glow, and I slept for half an afternoon.
Master sat on my stomach with his long tail coiled back at his feet.
I looked around, and there was no one else, and it seemed that the master had woken me up.
Its expression was not very happy, and it didn't have to think that it must have come to lecture me. I wiped the saliva that came out of my sleep and asked knowingly, "Master, shouldn't you go back with Elder Xiang now?" How to ......"
"It doesn't matter what's going on over there, even if I'm not there. Now as a teacher, I want to suck you to death, a shameless apprentice, do you know? ”
Master stared at me with cat's eyes and said to me seriously.
You must know that this cat is the number one killer in the world known as the "torture fang", and treats human life like a mustard. If it hadn't been sitting on my stomach, I'd be on my knees in fear.
Zhan Xiaodi leaned back, and I begged: "Don't be Master, you are an apprentice for one day, and you are a grandson for life, even if I commit something, you can't kill your grandson when you are old, right?" ”
Master raised his tail again and whipped me a few times, causing me to scream in pain.
After both of my faces were swollen and red, the master withdrew his tail in a resentful manner, stared at me with a pair of cat's eyes and asked, "Forget about the fact that you embarrass our Qingxuan Dao Sect, anyway, everyone understands what kind of thing Qingxuan Dao Sect is." And the teacher also knows that you are a pervert, every time you do something perverted, how can you be a teacher who is not only open and closed? But this time you actually hurt a good girl in order to win the competition, our Qingxuan Dao Sect can tolerate perversion, but not villains! ”
Although I wanted to clarify that I didn't really want to be a pervert in my heart, I was so scared that I didn't dare to explain it when I saw that Master was so angry that he wanted to explode.
"I ...... I know it's wrong......"
Hearing that I sincerely confessed my mistakes, Master was a little angry.
Its tone slowed down a bit: "The teacher knows that you are not a person who will hurt others for the sake of fame and fortune, and the teacher is still sure of this." But why would you do that? If you don't make it clear this time, the teacher will not forgive you. ”
"Because ......"
Because I want to help the red tree.
For a simple reason, I promised her that I would try my best to win the competition. Now that her Night God Cult has been defeated, I should do everything I can to win this sword trial. If I have a reason, I want to help her, if I win, I can help her.
But I can't say this reason to Master, and it is unlikely that it will agree to let me help someone from the Night God Cult, not only will it be more angry with me, but it will also ban me from participating in the finals.
In that case, I'd rather Master be angry with me and continue to compete.
"Because I just want to win!"
I pointed at myself and shouted to the master on my stomach: "It's not that I don't like fame and fortune, I can't compete for fame and fortune!" You see, Master, a waste wood like me, such an inconspicuous character, no one will remember me until I die! Now it's rare to compete for the first place in the sword trial, how can I miss it? If I win in the end, I will win the first place in this sword trial competition, and when I return to Shuijing Peak, I will show off to my junior brother! That's right, it's a despicable thing to win by betraying your hue and bullying a simple girl, and this kind of thing is something that only villains can do! But everyone knows that I'm a scumbag! ”
I gasped twice and watched in horror as Master reacted. It's just that Master seemed to be stupid, staring at me with round eyes, unable to believe that I would say such a thing.
After shouting, I said to Master with a sneer, "So, that's the reason, Master, can you understand?" ”
It was silent for a long time.
“...... You apprentice...... Hopelessly. ”
The long tail raised and aimed it at my face.
I immediately cried and lost my face: "Don't slap your face......"
"Die!"
The furious earth cat flicked its tail so hard that I couldn't even see the shadow of its tail moving, and I was suddenly pumped unconscious.
When I woke up again, it was completely dark, and the bustle of the street woke me up.
I lay on the roof of the building, looking at the stars.
Come back to me, Master had never been so angry with me, and it was so ruthless this time that it wouldn't be strange even if I was torn apart. Strangely enough, I didn't feel any pain. Sitting up, he stretched out his hand and wiped his face, there were blood stains on his face, and he was indeed hit very hard, but there was no wound on his face.
I asked Kiyohime behind me, "Did you treat me?" ”
She didn't speak, but we had the same heart, and we knew that without saying anything.
"Thank you."
Even if everyone misunderstood me, at least Kiyohime understood why I did it.
After standing up, I went to the eaves of the roof and looked down, the men's and women's rooms were lit up, and they should be inside, but I couldn't go in.
Jumping from the roof of the building to the street, the passers-by around me looked at me in surprise, I raised my head and looked at the windows of the two rooms again, and after sighing depressedly, I walked alone in the direction of the dock.
After thinking about it, I still feel ashamed of the seventeenth sister in my heart, and I have to apologize no matter what.
When I came to the pier, I washed the blood off my face with the help of the lake. Seeing a pile of firewood piled up on the shore of the dock, thinking that it would be hard for me to tread water, I stole a large piece of firewood, threw it into the water, jumped on the firewood and shook it for a while, and then kept my balance and stood firm.
I was about to slide to Peach Blossom Island like a pulley, when a yellow shadow came to the top of my head.
I recognized the feeling of a shrug in the hair.
"Master?"
I felt very surprised to look up, looking at Master's yellow hair, I don't know when it started following me.
It stood on top of me unhappily and asked me, "Do you want to go to the Shadow Falling Flower Palace to find that girl to make amends?" ”
Master saw through the idea, and I responded embarrassedly.
"After all, I'm a man......"
"If it's just a little, then don't go, if the woman of the Pond Shadow Falling Flower Palace poisons her heart, she will really tie you to the stone and let you sink to the bottom of the lake to feed the fish."
It wasn't that I didn't have enlightenment before I acted, but when Master said this, I was immediately intimidated.
"Let's sneak in for the teacher!" Master suddenly said to me happily.
I stayed for two seconds and found that Master was not angry with me, so I immediately happily replied, "That's the best!" Let's go, apprentice, I'll take you to the old girl! ”
"The teacher is a woman, you perverted apprentice."
Master whipped me with his tail again, but not so hard this time.
In other words, after all, after living together for so many years, even if Master would be angry with me, he would never give me up completely.
I stepped on the lake under my feet, and a small piece of wood carried me over the calm moon lake, breaking through the sparkling light reflected by the lake water all the way, and sliding towards the Shadow of the Falling Flower Palace in the center of the lake.
While slipping, Master said above me, "The Tanying Falling Flower Palace is very well guarded, and there must be an enchantment on the island to detect outsiders. Although it is not difficult to go to the island as a teacher, with such a thing as you in the way, it will definitely be detected by the enchantment. ”
"What then?"
"If you become like me, the barrier shouldn't be detectable."
I glanced at Master and frowned in confusion: "Master, are you like this?" What does it look like? ”
"Noble and elegant cat, you fool."