Chapter 31: Me Squatting in the Grass
Wealth touches people's hearts.
Or, people die for money, birds die for food!
Although the meaning is the same, it can be a few more words.
And whether to live or die depends on the ability of these people who are moved by wealth......
"Now, our winners!"
After the blue-robed official finished speaking, he looked into the crowd.
Within moments, someone in the crowd arrived on stage with a yellow piece of paper and began the tedious verification process.
What time and place to buy it!
What a pattern is right!
What a backup note!
What a secret agreement does not match!
In short, it's just complicated.
Thanks to the winner's good memory, otherwise the grand prize of 100,000 copper coins would have been confiscated.
As for how it was confiscated?
You can probably give the emperor five cents, right?
As for whether the emperor wants to be or not, that is not something that all the humble gentlemen here should be concerned about.
Now, the awards are officially underway!
It was an old man, and the brown turban on his head indicated his civilian status, but the overly smooth hands were a little unbelievable, and the fat around his waist further exposed him......
How could a poor ghost have so much fat?
Everyone is not stupid, almost all the people in the stands saw it at the first time, but everyone didn't speak, didn't they buy tickets from Yu Xiaobai just to watch the show?
It is said that meat eaters despise, but who knows the joy of being a meat eater?
With money, you can really do whatever you want!
The gods in the eyes of these ordinary people, the martial arts people who are high up on weekdays, are just a ninth-rate like a drama in front of the real magnates and the army.
By the way, I can't talk about drama now......
People are now called stars, and you can make your debut after two and a half years of practice!
After all, martial arts and dance forests are almost the same, so Ji Ni Taimei and Dugu Jiujian should be similar......
……
The old man walked across the red carpet full of beautiful women on both sides.
Light song and dance, Haiyan River clear......
It's really, what a peaceful scene!
It's these people who wear too many clothes, after all, it's summer.
I am not afraid of fever......
In this regard, everyone present said that they were very willing to help these beauties share the pain.
Finally, the old man walked to the center of the high platform in the envious eyes of everyone, and then began to give his acceptance speech......
"First of all, thank you to my parents, if they hadn't given birth to me, how could I be where I am today?"
"Second, thanks to our parents, it was they who gave me the opportunity to buy lottery tickets, and they are simply the reborn parents of our toiling masses!"
"Third, thank you to our folks, thank you for helping each other for so many years, so that I am fortunate to be alive to this day!"
After saying that, the old man was already in tears.
Then, thunderous applause rang out on and off the stage!
It's just that......
The slap in the face came a little fast!
"Eh, isn't that Xu Laosan?"
"Yes, yes......"
"The one who is too lazy to farm?"
"It's useless to scold your parents at home every day!"
"By the way, I passed by his door last week, and I heard him shouting what kind of injustice in the world, what kind of bullshit in official uniforms......"
"Also, also, this person steals chickens and dogs in his village every day, and it's a miracle that he can survive until now!"
Listening to the discussion below, everyone here looked a little unpleasant......
Even, just now, there were some officials who were complacent in Xu Laosan's thank-you speech, but they had already left with red faces, and they were not in the mood to watch the big drama that had not yet begun!
……
The copper coins were loaded away by a car, but the direction they went was not Xu Laosan's home......
Rather, an unknown direction!
Naturally, the people of Jianghu will not make a move in the city, after all, no one can escape the encirclement of the army.
So......
"Keep up!"
Yu Xiaobai and his people have been waiting in the wilderness outside the city for a long time.
When the copper coin was about to crash, he had already left the meeting place, and squatted in the grass with two hundred crossbowmen, waiting for the convoy carrying the copper coin to pass by......
If there are Jianghu people who answer, then they will do it directly.
If not, they will follow the convoy to a more quiet and uninhabited place, and then stop the convoy and send it to the real Xu Laosan!
After all, this is the first lottery draw, if someone snatches it, then they gentry officials can't open the handicap?
This is also the reason why Yu Xiaobai can lead troops.
"Your Excellency, the convoy has arrived!"
A person walked next to Yu Xiaobai and said to Yu Xiaobai.
Yu Xiaobai raised his head and looked in the direction pointed by this person's hand, and sure enough, he saw a convoy of escorts like a long dragon......
It's just that the leader looks like he has no spirit, like a dead man!
The leader sat in the front of the car, his hands crossed in front of his chest, the knife at his waist was almost slid to the ground, and the man's eyes looked like stagnant water......
"That's a dead man!"
"I didn't expect Brother Yang to be killed like this!"
"You know?"
"We used to patrol together, but later, his sister married Baihu as a concubine, and he was promoted."
"Then his sister must be beautiful, right?"
"Eh, what did you say, my lord?"
"I didn't ...... Nothing ......."
I almost exposed my true nature!
You say, it's okay, why are two big men talking about other people's concubines here?
"Moreover, that Xu Laosan seems to have a little problem!"
In the grass, Yu Xiaobai and the herald observed the convoy, and saw that Xu Laosan, who was still very old in the city just now, had turned into a young and beautiful girl at this moment.
Except that the clothes on the body have not changed, it is completely a different person!
And looking at the chest......
What a great evil!
In other words, this woman just wanted to make up and make herself so fat, probably to hide her evil, right?
Talking and talking......
Hey, there seemed to be two rows of cars rolling past the intersection just in the distance.
"My lord, can we do anything?"
A soldier farther away asked.
The two hundred and one of them seemed to have missed something important.
……
It has to be said that these ancient wildernesses of hundreds of years ago are real wildernesses.
Even in the south, which has been developed by humans as a land of fish and rice, the grass and reeds at the edge of the wild water are still as high and deep as the sea of forests......
The grass and trees are Xiaoxiao, Yu Xiaobai and others are tracking the money convoy in front of them, which has been missed by them, waiting for the best time to make a move!
It has been confirmed that it is not Xu Laosan himself who receives the award, so they must send the money to the real Xu Laosan.
It is really a very difficult process to build credibility......
"Ladies and gentlemen, after following me for so long, can you get out of the grass by the side of the road?"
"Sneaky, what kind of hero is he!"
I saw that Xu Laosan, who was riding on a tall horse, shouted at the sky.
In the grass, Yu Xiaobai and the soldiers around him looked at each other.
It turns out that they have already been discovered?