Chapter 25: The World Is a Little Small
The wasteland was made out of temper by a tall girl, and it has become a fact to lose face anyway, looking at the girl's actions just now, it must be professional.
I'm still thinking about whether to PK again, maybe I can get back a game.
But what if you don't get it back? Wouldn't that be another disgrace!
Alas! Forget it, this face doesn't matter, it's not worth saving, the key is not to lose the demeanor, by the way, the demeanor matters!
After hesitating for a while, the wasteland rubbed his face that was hit by the ball, trying to rub off the embarrassing mark just now, and secretly glad that this face was original! If you don't get hit in the face by the ball, it's time to dismantle and reorganize.
"You played so well, I threw in the towel." Wasteland said with a harmless smile.
The tall girl and Zhou Yi looked at the wasteland in surprise, puzzled, shouldn't the boy die to save face? Shouldn't boys rather die than give in? How is this different from the rumored routine?
The tall girl looked up and down the wasteland several times, and finally met a good fight, a long and handsome boy sparring, and this one cap admits defeat, what's the situation? "I said brother, you can't just admit defeat like this, you don't use all your strength, come on, let's compare again, you win me, I'll let our family Zhou Yi give you a massage."
The wasteland snorted coldly in his heart, and said in his belly: "Little girl, I'm not fooled, how can there be such a good thing in the world, it's okay to deceive the little young, I'm a person from here, if you want to learn from Zhou Yi, you are a stupid big man, you want to have no breasts, you want to have no ass, you have no looks, I won't give you a sparring partner, not to mention that it is difficult to win, even if you win, you will definitely have to tire me into a dog." ”
Speaking of this, the importance of appearance and figure.
The wasteland shrugged his shoulders and said: "I can see it, you are professional, and you are fighting, the probability of my loss is too high, why should I find abuse for myself again, you see, you took a big hot pot for me, and my face is almost flat, fortunately, I am the original goods given by my parents, if it is whole, you will call me to South Korea to reorganize." ”
The tall girl rolled her eyes, "Why are you so cowardly?" A big man, you should be worried that I will send you to Thailand, what is South Korea, but don't worry, compare me with a little light! ”
Hey! Sample, driving you? Agitation is useless to me.
In fact, the agitation method is very useful, the key depends on who uses it, if it is used by Zhou Yi with an Internet celebrity face and a beautiful woman with a devil's body, then the wasteland will definitely not say a word, anyway, it doesn't matter if you win or lose, what matters is the process of playing with beauties. Change this stupid big guy who has nothing, and the fool will be fooled!
Wasteland shook his head, "There is something to do tomorrow, I want to train students, play with you, the danger factor is too high, let's make an appointment another day!" Today I throw in the towel! ”
A few young men watching the excitement next to them couldn't stand it anymore and shouted one after another.
"Dude, come on! Don't admit defeat without a fight! ”
"That's right! You play so well, it's not certain who wins or loses! ”
"Can't be cowardly! Our old man would rather die than admit defeat, if I had your level, I would have to torture her to death! ”
The tall girl turned her head and glanced at a few young men, and snorted: "A group of defeated subordinates, you have the ability to come!" You still want to abuse me, come and come, come and come! ”
A few young men who were still coaxing didn't speak, and it was estimated that they were abused by this tall girl.
Now the wasteland understands, no wonder when I came down just now, I saw Zhou Yi playing there alone, and there was no young man to go up and flirt, it turned out that there was a bodyguard-style master staying next to him.
Zhou Yi has been secretly looking at the wasteland from the side, the thief in the wasteland just now is really obscene, plus he knocked himself down and sat down, he actually stood there very ungracefully, and now he doesn't care about face, and he is indifferent to provocations, what way?
"You're a coach?" Zhou Yi asked.
"That's right!" Wasteland replied.
"Teach what? It can't be basketball, right? Zhou Yi asked.
The tall girl laughed out loud, "He's a basketball coach like this?" Don't be kidding, in our women's team, he is at the bottom of the height, and for the men's basketball team, he ...... covered his mouth and laughed before he finished speaking.
The wasteland is a little annoyed, I'm talking to a beautiful woman, what are you talking about? I still hate that I'm short!
The wasteland didn't care about the demeanor anymore, and said, "What's the use of being such a stupid big one?" Girls are not stained with the same thing that they should have. ”
The tall beauty said proudly: "Who made you so short, my mother said, the big one stands in front of the door, and he looks good without clothes!" ”
Wasteland made a vomiting expression, "Phew! Why are you disobedient? Work good looks. ”
Zhou Yi saw the two of them get up at this time, and persuaded: "That, Coach Waste, my sister didn't speak with malice, don't be angry." ”
Wasteland said: "They all laugh at me for being short, this is not malicious? How can anyone talk like that? I'm not a basketball coach, so why do I look like that? ”
Zhou Yi persuaded again: "Don't be angry, she has always been like this, she loves to joke, don't take it to heart." Changing the subject, "I am the Chinese teacher of the 11th Primary School, and she is my good friend Su Fang, a basketball coach and physical education teacher!" ”
The tall girl smiled and patted the wasteland, "Why can't you make a joke?" yes, what kind of coach are you? ”
The wasteland is just depressed, and he is a person who has run for four, so why bother to see a little girl in her twenties.
"Golf Instructor."
"Wow! Gentlemen's Sports! Su Fang sighed.
The old man of the wasteland blushed, the gentleman was a ghost, the performance just now was a bit embarrassing for the golf coach, and he hurriedly said: "It's okay, the popularity is quite high now, if you talk about gentleman's sports, it was a long time ago, and now it is a sport suitable for men, women and children." ”
"I've heard that golfers pay a lot of attention to etiquette." Su Fang said intentionally or unintentionally.
Wasteland coughed dryly and said: "Well, when you get to the court, when you play, you have to pay attention to all kinds of etiquette and rules, usually, the requirements are not so strict." ”
Zhou Yi remembered something at this time, clapped his hands and said: "I played once last year, it looked quite simple, but when I really played, I threw out the rod, but it was embarrassing." ”
"Hehe, I didn't master the skills and methods at the beginning, and it was easy to have this kind of problem, so it's good to be proficient." Wasteland said.
"By the way, I remember that one of my students even won the junior golf championship, and he played really well at a young age." Zhou Yi said. "He's training on the pitch next to our school."
When the wasteland heard that there was a female youth champion among Zhou Yi's students, he immediately came to his senses and hurriedly asked, "What is the name of your student and which group is it from?" ”
"Huh? Which group? What group? Zhou Yi didn't understand the meaning of the wasteland for a while.
"The junior competitions are divided into different groups according to age and gender, so that the competition is fairer, for example, men's group A is from 13 to adulthood, and group B is from 10 to 12 years old. Group C is under 10 years old, of course, there is a subdivision down, but the later competition system has been changed, and it is not so detailed. Wasteland explained.
Zhou Yi nodded, thought for a while and said, "I am bringing the sixth grade Chinese, and my student's age should be Group B." Well, it's definitely the women's B. ”
The wasteland suddenly seemed to remember something, women's group B? Champion? Chinese teacher? Rub it together, it can't be Lin Muran, right? So this so-called Chinese teacher is actually an Internet celebrity face?
Damn, the wasteland is a little crazy, do you want this? Can the world be any smaller? This feels like there are a lot of people in the capital? Such a low probability can be encountered?
Quickly rub your face with your hands, is there a peach blossom on this face?
Zhou Yi looked at the wasteland with a different expression, and asked, "Did the wasteland coach find anything?" ”
"Is your student's name Lin Muran?" Wasteland asked.
"That's right! Do you know her? Zhou Yi was a little surprised.
At this moment, the wasteland is entangled in Zhou Yi's appearance, listening to Lin Muran say that Zhou Yi is the goddess in the minds of the boys in their school, if you just talk about the figure, then you really don't have to say, if you talk about appearance, I really don't have a lot of interest in this Internet celebrity face, and the boys in this school are too discerning.
Zhou Yi didn't know what was going on in the wasteland at this time, and it was estimated that he would definitely vomit blood if he knew, I was chatting with you so seriously and discussing problems, you guy actually deserted to find out my image in the hearts of boys in our school, do you want this?
"That, I do know it, and I'm quite familiar with it!" The wasteland came back to his senses and nodded.
Su Fang gossiped and asked, "What a coincidence?" Then you should be Lin Muran's golf coach, right? ”
The wasteland has a little opinion on Su Fang who interjected, we have a student teacher, a student coach, we have a good chat, there are many handsome men and beautiful women, you are here, don't you think it's in the way? Why don't you learn from the ones who just watched the excitement and disperse.
"Sort of!" A few words burst out of the wasteland's mouth, obviously not waiting to see this eyeless and talkative Su Fang.
Zhou Yi said: "Lin Muran's academic performance is also very good, she plays the ball so well, she is a role model for our school's students, and has been praised by the school many times. ”
Zhou Fang pursed his lips and said sourly: "Yes, every time I take my physical education class time to make up for it, can I study badly?" ”
Zhou Yidao: "People's sports results are also very good!" I didn't hang your department! ”
Su Fang sighed and said, "I often miss my classes, which makes me feel very non-existent. ”
Wasteland said in his heart, this stupid big guy turned out to be Lin Muran's physical education teacher? "What a coincidence, I still have to train students tomorrow, so I'll go first, and we'll talk another day."
Wasteland thought to himself, since Su Fang didn't leave this light bulb there, he would go by himself.
Zhou Yi saw that the wasteland didn't really want to chat with Su Fang, the straight girl, but Su Fang was very careless and not reluctant, and nodded to the wasteland and said, "Okay, if you have a chance to talk again, by the way, my cousin Zhou Shaoteng is also your student, right?" ”