Chapter 21: Don't Ask for Recipes (Ask for Recommendations, Collect)
Zhou Shaoteng turned his head to look, only to see that the little wavy curly-haired beauty threw her hair on the half-dead cypress tree next to it and got entangled, and pulled her hair in a hurry, the wasteland blinked at Zhou Shaoteng, took out her mobile phone and looked at the time, it was about two o'clock in the afternoon, and prompted Zhou Shaoteng to take the pole and walk away.
From two to three o'clock in the afternoon, it was the time for the uncle of the lawn department to water the practice green, and the sprinkler head with a radius of about 15 meters sprayed at the dead cypress tree, and the wasteland quickly dodged it, just spraying the curly-haired girl.
The wasteland pretended to be a good person again, and shouted at the uncle 150 yards away: "Master Liu, turn off the water quickly, someone has been doused with water." ”
A shout in the wasteland attracted many people in the playing position to look at the practice green, and walked towards this side curiously, there was a reckless caddy running over, and saw the small wavy curly beauty with her hair entangled, her body was wet with water, and the exquisite curves appeared in front of her, and she said in her heart! Hey? Red!
The troubled caddie hurriedly stepped forward to break the branches, and the curly-haired beauty ran to the bathroom with the dead branches wrapped in her hair.
The wasteland stared at Zhou Shaoteng with a smile and quipped, "Do you see any color?" ”
Zhou Shaoteng came back to his senses from his bewildered state, "What? What color? ”
The wasteland snorted, "Let's go, the green is watered, go back to the physical fitness room, if you meet such a woman in the future, stay away, don't pay attention to them, do you know?" They are not good people, they specialize in abducting young men from good families. ”
Zhou Shaoteng asked: "She is the kind of vixen that my mother often says, right?" Little Three! I finally saw the live-action version today. ”
Arahara waited to continue preaching earnestly, and was scorched by this sentence, I'll go! How old are you? Do you want to be so loud when you speak? Can you say that?
"Stop, don't say anything, uncle lost to you, even the fox spirit knows, you cow!"
Zhou Shaoteng said disdainfully: "Cut! No matter how you say it, I also came out to mix, I know it's not normal, my classmate and his father were confused by such a woman, and finally his parents divorced, his father married a mistress, let him call his stepmother, my classmate is dead or alive! I quarreled with his stepmother every day, and I never won! ”
The wasteland kicked Zhou Shaoteng's ass and said, "Then do you know how to ignore her?" Doesn't it affect your practice? If I don't trick her and get her away, do you have to talk about taking her home? ”
Zhou Shaoteng covered his ass and ran away, "It's one thing to know, it's another thing to be able to do it, but I'm close to smell the fragrance on her body, I'm a little confused, it's okay to be far away." ”
"Okay, Sensei, I know what's going on, stay away from this kind of person next time, don't you want to learn a few tricks from me? Then let me tell you, you started late, and my first requirement for this practice is to rob the color. If you want to catch up with your sister's level quickly, you need to pay more attention to this. Don't break the vows! ”
Zhou Shaoteng agreed, nodded like a chicken pecking rice, and said in the wasteland: "Stinky boy, people are big ghosts, what and what have you learned?" Look at me fooling you and not killing you! ”
The wasteland heard that there is a perfume containing pheromones, and it can enhance its attraction to the opposite sex, and the scumbag is specially matched, it is estimated that the one just now is like this, how to say the popular saying, "I want to burn big waves, I want to be a little brother!" ”
"Phew! Scumbag! A bunch of scumbags! Wasteland said hatefully, and took Zhou Shaoteng back to the training room.
At this time, Wu Jin and the students came one after another, Zhang Ziming and Qiu Yu watched the wasteland gritting their teeth and walking in front of Zhou Shaoteng, and cowardly beckoned, it was a greeting, the wasteland saw the students greeting, came back to their senses, and showed an expression that was more ugly than crying, it seems that the soul has returned, and the body has not yet woken up.
"Brother Teng, did you make Coach Huang angry?" Zhang Ziming grabbed Zhou Shaoteng, who was walking behind, and asked.
Zhou Shaoteng glared and said, "You little brat! What nonsense? Which eye did you see that I had him off? ”
Zhang Ziming was scolded and said stupidly: "Why is the wild coach unhappy?" Are you with him, not you or who?
Zhou Shaoteng proudly lost his sentence, "Don't worry about it, little kid!" "Turn around and go.
Qiu Yu pulled Zhang Ziming to the side and discussed: "It's over, we are miserable today, Coach Huang is angry, don't you want to train us to death, what should we do?" ”
Zhang Ziming heard Qiu Yu say this, and felt like crying, "It must have been provoked by Brother Teng, do you remember before, every time in a group class, it was he who made Coach Wu angry, causing us to be punished, this time Coach Desert was angry, it must be more ruthless than Coach Wu's punishment, yesterday Bobby jumped the penalty and I still have pain all over my body, and I will be punished again today, I will be tired to death!" “
Qiu Yu said: "Why don't we go and make Coach Huang happy first?" If we are in a good mood, we will not have to suffer. ”
Zhang Ziming thought about it for a while, and said hatefully: "How to coax? I don't know how he got angry, I think it's over, even if he is punished, it is Zhou Shaoteng who is in front, who makes him big and causes trouble! ”
Qiu Yu said with a sad face: "Then we will also be punished together, you forgot, yesterday, you were tired and lay down, and I also helped you make 10." Have you eaten enough today? I don't think I'll be able to protect myself, so I won't do it for you. ”
Zhang Ziming touched his fat little belly and said embarrassedly: "When you ask this, I'm still a little hungry." ”
Qiu Yu glanced in the direction of the office and whispered: "My mother put food in my bag, KFC fries, biscuits and mung bean cake, I only remembered when I came to think of it, Coach Huang won't let us eat indiscriminately, you wait for me for a while, I'll get it for you, you find a corner to eat." ”
Zhang Ziming nodded gratefully and agreed, and Qiu Yu secretly went to the cabinet to get the backpack.
The wasteland was studying the cup with Zhou Shaoteng and Wu Jin at this time, it turned out that the wasteland broke Wu Jin's cup, Zhou Shaoteng promised to do it well, he paid for the cup, and he was not allowed to talk about this matter, but at this time, he stood in front of Wu Jin and admitted his mistake, how innocent! Obviously, the "murderer" is sitting there as if nothing happened, and his "backstabber" is aggrieved enough, so help you take the blame, why don't you avoid it! Watching people take the blame for you so calmly, how can you feel at ease? The skin is thick enough!
Fortunately, Wu Jin just said a few words to Zhou Shaoteng, reminding him to pay attention next time, and the wasteland secretly gave Zhou Shaoteng a thumbs up, took out his mobile phone and looked at it, seeing that the time was almost up, and asked Zhou Shaoteng to hurry up to the toilet and prepare for training.
The wasteland handed over the written training arrangements to the assistant coach and explained everyone's training tasks today.
It is said that after Qiu Yu gave Zhang Ziming the snacks he ate, he stood there to control the wind for Zhang Ziming, and the foodie gobbled it all up, and he was not afraid of choking.
"What are you eating? Don't have an image at all, don't you drink some water? The wasteland appeared beside Zhang Ziming and asked.
Zhang Ziming, who was frightened, was excited, and thought, it's over, it's over, it's been discovered, what about Qiu Yu? Said okay give me the wind, where did she go? Can this woman's words be believed?
Wasteland handed over a bottle of water and asked, "You gobbler, haven't you eaten enough at noon?" ”
Zhang Ziming looked at the wasteland with a dull expression, isn't this what it should be mad about? This kind and pleasant person, shouldn't he be tricking me again? "I'm a little hungry!"
"If you're hungry, sit there and eat, chew and swallow slowly, you don't eat decently, you don't drink water, aren't you afraid of choking?"
"Oh!" Zhang Ziming also dared to say more, and the mechanical response.
"Okay, don't eat, drink some water, go to the toilet, come back and prepare for training, Qiu Yu told me, I won't punish you casually, I'm different from your Coach Wu, you see how reasonable I am." Wasteland didn't blush when he said this.
Zhang Ziming finished eating and prepared to go to class.
Wasteland shook his head and said with emotion: "Where can I find such a handsome and amiable coach?" It's too sad for me to punish you. ”
Zhou Shaoteng came back from going to the toilet, Lin Muran, Qiu Yu, and Yuan Jie had already arrived, and Zhang Ziming also wiped the mung bean dregs on the corners of his face and mouth.
Wasteland spent half an hour reviewing the content and precautions of yesterday's lecture for a few students, asking a few questions, and checking the learning and absorption.
Originally, on the issue of eating, I actually wanted to talk about Zhang Ziming, but I just boasted that I was an amiable coach, and it was not half an hour before I had to punish others, which is really not appropriate, after all, people are children! I can't always dismantle my own stage, and the face of the big coach is still valuable, what should I do? That's right, bookkeeping, remember! Another day!
Then he spent 20 minutes talking about the common rules and precedents of the game, such as the ball going into the water, ob, missing, and choosing to move the ball.
It is estimated that Zhang Ziming has almost digested it, and began to train.
Lin Muran and Qiu Yu's task is to go to the green to practice cutting and pressing after completing a few sets of crawls.
Zhou Shaoteng is to strengthen and consolidate his basic movements, half swing and full swing, and strength control training after crawling and jumping exercises.
Zhang Ziming and Yuan Jie finished all kinds of fancy crawling, 400 balls each, and practiced the ball.
Crawling this, Zhou Shaoteng and Zhang Ziming are three boys together, their knees can't touch the ground, their buttocks can't be raised, Zhang Ziming just lay down, he heard a "poof" sound, and let out a stuffy fart, Zhou Shaoteng and Yuan Jie exaggeratedly moved to both sides, Qiu Yu and Lin Muran looked at the wasteland, and they didn't dare to laugh.
The wasteland knew that Zhang Ziming was a little glassy and had strong self-esteem, so he thought that nothing had happened, and was about to shout to start, but another fart sounded, no, it was a serial fart, poof, which lasted about three seconds.
Qiu Yu and Lin Mulan covered their noses and avoided in disgust, Zhou Shaoteng jumped up, covered his nose and stepped aside, taunting Zhang Ziming and said: "You are a fart god!" I'll go! What did you eat? So much fart! ”
Zhang Ziming's face turned red, looking at Qiu Yu and laughing beside them, Yuan Jie also hid far away, eager to find a hole to get into.
The wasteland coughed dryly, glared at Zhou Shaoteng and said: "I said that some people are almost ready, let you smell it, just listen to the sound, don't be dissatisfied, you still want to ask people for the 'formula'!" It's a bit excessive. ”