The wailing Rowing Tavern is a place where people who don't know the truth may think that a massacre must be going on inside.

In fact, the person who caused this panic was nothing more than a weak woman.

A woman named Asuna is the daughter of the owner of the Rowing Tavern.

The boss is also disappointed, it seems that tonight's business is about to end again.

When I let my daughter go to my ex-wife to write more, why do I have to go to the tavern every night?

Needless to ask, the owner of the Nexette Tavern knew that her daughter had come to spy on him to prevent herself from messing around, which was really annoying him.

However, as a man, or a married man, there is also a need.

He is not the monk species that Sean once said, but the monk can still compete with the Taoist priest, he just wants to hear the whole troubadour's story, why is it so difficult

As the saying goes, three days of fishing and two days of drying nets, the situation in the rowing tavern is even more serious.

Sean has been in the troubadour business for half a month since he came to the tavern, but there is only one night when his story is complete.

The rest of the time, as he does now, tell stories about the Navy.

And in terms of content, Sean will necessarily mix in some dry goods, in the form of words to take revenge on the evil deeds done to him by the navy, which led to his crucifixion.

Although he told a lot of stories about the Warring States of Buddha and Marin for fourteen days in a row, Sean did not bring the same explanation every time, the experience of the Warring States of Buddha.

For example, the joys and sorrows of the Warring States of Buddha and Smoker, the formidable hidden feelings of the Warring States of Buddha and the haze fruit, Buddha on top, Smoker on the bottom, the counterattack road from the training soldier Smoker, the domineering Buddha of the Warring States and the arrogant Smoker and so on.

With so many stories, if you listen to them with your heart, you can achieve the same effect as the battle between Lady Axilly and Captain Jack.

It's a pity that no one on this impetuous island of Inbutin will sit still and listen to the story they have painstakingly written.

It seems that only the Yellow Joke Bard can mix a hot meal on this island.

"Hey, Asuna, you're much prettier tonight."

Sean greeted Asuna familiarly.

A woman in her twin years exudes the touching smell of the buds about to open.

However, no one on the island of Inbutin dared to attack her, one was Asuna's father, who was also the owner of the rowing tavern, this man was actually not simple.

It's not like the surface, afraid of his wife, listening to his daughter.

As long as Asuna was nearby, he didn't dare to hook up with other women.

This is such a man, it is said that he still has traveled to the Great Voyage, and there are even rumors that he has been to the New World.

For the inhabitants of Inbuustin Island, they may not be able to go out of the East China Sea in their lifetime, and even travel to the scenic spot of One Piece, Rogue Town.

Therefore, the owner of the Yeke Rowing Tavern, who can go to the Great Voyage and the New World, must be very strong for the people of this island.

Not only that, but if Sean had seen the establishment of the Battlefield Guild on the battlefield, he would have linked Asuna to Ash, one of the strongest five of the Iron Fists.

Asuna is a swordsman.

Unlike Guina and Dusty, swordsmen who have a steady practice routine.

Asuna's swordsmanship is purely self-taught, a type of self-contained.

The world's martial arts are only fast and unbreakable.

And Asuna's sword, exactly that.

She believed that as long as she could use her sword as fast as possible, she would be invincible.

Sean felt the same way.

As long as you can run, phew, and fast enough, you can be invincible.

As the saying goes, as long as others can't beat you, then you will never fail.

After a brief hello to Asuna, Sean began to talk about the three lives of the Buddha and the ten miles of peach blossoms of Smoker.

This is a brand new version that covers the past and present lives between them.

The so-called three lives and three lives also reflect the evil relationship between the Buddha's Warring States and Smoker.

Why do you want to take the Warring States of Buddha and Smoker as the protagonists of so many issues.

When Sean thought that the Armstrong sank because of Smoker, and when he thought that Smoker had stayed well in the Navy Headquarters, he was actually sent to the East China Sea by the Warring States of Buddha.

With such a deep hatred, Sean had no choice but to use the names of the two to fill his poignant story.

"Hi, good evening Sean."

Asuna smiled and greeted warmly.

This is a treatment that belongs exclusively to Sean.

Asuna is very fond of the story between the Sengoku of Buddha and Smoker, and she thinks that the relationship between them is called love.

Men and women are just instinctive impulses.

Unbeknownst to Sean and the guests at the Yeko Rowing Tavern, Asuna rushes from her mother's house to the Yeko Rowing Tavern every night to nominally supervise her father not to mess around, and that she may have a half-brother or sister at some point.

In fact, she just didn't want to miss the grievances and hatred between the Warring States of Buddha and Smoker.

The only bad thing is that Sean tells a different story every night.

Obviously, the protagonists are all the same, but they belong to different independent stories.

Asuna, who has already formed a unique image of the Sengoku of Buddha and Smoker in her mind, is very difficult to listen to Sean's story every night.

She needs to discard their old image and accept the new Buddha Sengoku and Smoker again.

It's as if different stories have the same name.

And, the protagonist of the previous story,

The image was too vivid, and it was difficult for her to completely throw the previous impression out of her mind.

As a woman who loves swords, she can't tell Sean a story that can last for a month.

It's a shameful thing.

Just like a teenager in the second year of secondary school, even if he has thousands of great deeds and thousands of fantasies in his heart, he is unwilling to make this idea public.

Face is very important.

No matter what age you are, face is like a tissue.

I know that it is used when I go to the toilet, but I still can't do without it, unless my favorite river is the Ganges, unless your belief is: dry this bowl of Ganges water to survive as a xxxx person.

Quietly listening to Sean's new story, Asuna was a little happy in her heart, she was still used to the rhythm of the story, and she could clearly feel that this time the story would not be told overnight, this is a serialized story.

In stark contrast to Asuna, the other drinkers put Bailey on the table.

Now that Asuna is here, their happy hour is over.

Go home and sleep, and pray by the way, or the owner of the rowing tavern will make sure to keep Asuna in the little dark room tomorrow so that their happy hour can last a little longer.

Little Origami stared at Asuna secretly.

For some reason, he just liked to stare at Asuna's side face like this.

Unlike Ellie, who lives next door to the shoe store, she has fair skin, and her face is round and shiny.

Asuna is very tough because of her perennial sword practice.

The face can be regarded as angular, but it does not lose the unique charm of a woman.

Little Origami didn't know that he was in love.

Just like Sean did when he first met Michelle, the teenager's hormones interfered with him, and perhaps, after experiencing some things, Little Origami will eventually experience the tenderness of his childhood sweetheart, rather than a woman who is desperately devoted to the heavens.

After a while, the rowing tavern, which had been filled, suddenly became depressed.

Except for the three taels who are still fighting for wine and drinking too much.

At this time, Sean's real audience was only Asuna.

Or the owner of the rowing tavern asked the guy to hand over the night's payment to Sean, but Sean didn't leave.

Even if there is only one audience for the so-called troubadour, then his story will not stop.

Even if there is no audience, the troubadour is his best audience.

Full of passion, Sean describes in a eloquent voice what is the Warring States of the first domineering Buddha, and the pitiful Smoker.

also secretly laid the groundwork for the next second life.

Whether Asuna can wonder about this discordant content, or wait for the story of the second life to come out and suddenly realize, this needs her own experience to judge.

I have to say that in addition to the yellow jokes, Sean is still very good at other types of stories.

Asuna gradually became obsessed with the story, sometimes substituting herself as a beaten and poor maid, and sometimes lamenting that she had been thrown into a well and murdered.

In this way, one person spoke, the other listened, and the night became darker and darker.

Crunch.

The man forcibly opened his eyelids, looked at the main entrance of the tavern, yawned, and hurried up to meet him.

"Now it's just drinks and some snacks."

As a qualified fellow, no matter how quiet the night is, as long as the tavern is not closed, as long as there are guests coming to the door, he will show that qualified smile.

"Hahaha, do you have donuts or senbei, and the old man's stock is gone."

The person who came was a big old man.

Sean glanced at him, acting very calm.

And in my heart, I knocked over the five-flavor bottle.

"How did the Navy come?"

Sean was very puzzled, he had taken refuge in the extralegal land of Infristine Island, and he had not heard that the navy would come to the island.

At most, the passing navy commands to dock for supplies, and then they will leave immediately.

A place outside the law.

This is not only recognized by the inhabitants of Inbutin Island, but also acquiesced by pirates, merchants, and navies.

If there were no fugitives on the island, the navy would not have landed on the island, let alone come to the tavern for a drink at such a midnight.

Sean remained silent, and continued to talk about what the Buddha no Sengoku pushed Smoker down on the grass and pressed him down, while looking at the navy that came in to drink.

The leader was the white-haired, white-bearded old man with a very loud voice, and his behavior was very disgusting.

Have you ever seen someone who picks his nostrils while walking, do you still want to smell the Liuwei Dihuang Pill that he picked out, and then flick it to the side in disgust

This can't help but remind Sean of a colleague in his previous life, who always likes to take off his shoes and socks to work in front of the computer, and he also has a good reputation that only by doing this will he be more efficient when he works.

Until, one day, he smelled his warm fingers as if his head was in water, and after that, Sean never saw him again.

According to the grapevine, that colleague still can't smell anything other than the smell of feet.

I really hope that this Navy can also understand the same experience of his colleagues.

Sean silently blessed in his heart.

The person who came was none other than Karp.

On the surface, he said that he wanted to help Smoker deal with the killing of Colonel Mouse, but in fact, he was secretly selfish and wanted to visit his grandson.

Such a person is simply a shame for the Navy.

Seeing that there was no such thing as his favorite doughnut or a senbei, Karp took two of his subordinates to sit down at random.

After asking for wine and some snacks, I listened with some curiosity to Sean to tell the story of the Buddha's Sengoku and Smoker.

That's a terrible sound.

If you want to say who knows the most about the Warring States of the Buddha, it is Kap.

On Inpistein Island, who knows Smoker, that is also Karp.

You know, one is

An old friend who has been fighting side by side and cooperating all year round.

One is the younger generation that he is optimistic about with the Warring States of Buddha.

Hearing Sean choreograph his old friends and his juniors like this.

Karp just wanted to slap the table, point at Sean, and shout, "Well said, well said"

Karp did the same, signaling his already angry subordinates with his eyes not to act rashly.

If he was stopped by his own subordinates, how would he listen to the rest of the story?

So, together with Asuna, Karp immersed himself in the sea of flowers, which was the blooming lily.

Seeing that Nasmog didn't know where to get the courage, he grabbed the collar of the Buddha's Warring States and cried out: "You negative man, even if I die, I will not obey you." ”

The Warring States of Buddha was shocked at this time, he had come to explain clearly, he did not have anything to do with the Navy, and the conversation between them was just to discuss the next five-year plan of the Navy Headquarters.

But how could Smoker believe the flowery man in front of him. He only believed in his own eyes, and the night gave him a pair of black eyes, but many people were blind in their eyes.

As the saying goes, people in love, according to perennial scientific research, IQ has decreased by 10 to 50 percent, and in this area, people are more likely to be cranky and fantasize about countless versions of things that are not there, which is the so-called brain supplement.

Smoker's state at this time is the legendary golden brain supplement mode. It is said that only those who take a large amount of Golden Partner will have the opportunity to turn on this mode. And the so-called golden partner is the medicine provided for couples who are not going well during their relationship. Let the person who takes the medicine lose his shame and let the road of love go further.

The Buddha Sengoku didn't know that Smoker had taken a large amount of the Golden Partner, and thought that he was just falling into his usual berserk again. Otherwise, the Warring States of the Buddha will definitely not use too many explanations to prove his innocence. The more you explain, the more humble you become. The Warring States of Buddha knows this.

A big hug will be the most critical element to crack this game.

However, the Sengoku of the Buddha did not know. He was also on the sidelines to explain his innocence to Smoker.

But what he didn't know was that Smoker's brain was replenished to the end, and he already had the heart to die.

Grab the Sengoku of the Buddha.

When the Warring States of Buddha thought that Smoker had changed his mind and stopped making trouble, he forgot why Smoker chose the place for this rendezvous on the edge of the cliff.

"We'll see you in the next life"

The Sengoku of the Buddha was suddenly startled, and thought that Smoker had been persuaded by himself, and he grabbed him just to give him a big hug.

Unexpectedly, Smoker pushed the Buddha Warring States off the cliff, and then Smoker also jumped down.

Death is coming.

The Warring States of the Buddha did not hate Smoker, but hated his own incompetence, why didn't he give Smoker a little more care.

Looking at Smoker for the last time, the Buddha no Sengoku thought silently in his heart; If there is an afterlife, please don't let me hurt Smoker like this.

Smoker bit his lip, tears flying straight into the sky.

He didn't regret it, but he was angry with the heart of the Buddha's Warring States.

Smoker silently thought: If there is an afterlife, I must break everyone's hearts and let them taste the suffering of my life

"Okay, tonight's show is over, thank you Asuna for your support, thank you for listening to the unknown uncle over there."

Sean took a deep breath, hadn't spoken so much in a long time.

Unexpectedly, I didn't tell yellow jokes, but I had the urge to talk for three days and three nights.

"Ahh

Asuna still applauded, sending her enthusiasm to Sean's story.

However, she estimated that she might not be able to sleep tonight.

Damn Sean.

Asuna thought silently.

However, she was quite satisfied, and as she expected, this time the story was a long one.

The image of the protagonist was already qualitatively in her mind.

I won't wait until tomorrow to make her feel distressed with a new image.

The hateful, flowery Warring States of the Buddha, the poor and helpless Smoker.

Asuna always hoped they would have a happy ending.

However, listening to Sean, the name of this story is called the Three Lives and Three Worlds of Smoker and the Ten Miles of Peach Blossoms, which means that the two of them will definitely be entangled for a long time.

Then there is still a chance, and it will definitely be a perfect ending in the end.

Asuna was convinced of this.

If, not at all.

Asuna looked at the rapier at her waist, and she understood that Sean would know how to choose.

"Good night, Sean, I'll have to talk about it tomorrow."

Asuna handed over tonight's tip money to Sean, which was twice as much as before, and it seemed that she had a great time listening to it tonight.

"Good night, Asuna, see you tomorrow."

Sean replied against his will.

Although he felt that he was in a good state tonight, Asuna was the only one who liked to listen to it, and it did not help Sean's income much.

In addition to the tavernkeeper's paycheck, Sean also receives tips from listeners as a way to increase his income.

All, although the yellow joke is a little vulgar, he can make a lot of money.

Then, Sean turned his gaze to the white-haired old man, who was still a little unsatisfied.

Navy, his great enemy.

The next situation will depend on the purpose of this navy.