Chapter 13: The Woman and the Scumbag

At half past six in the afternoon, the wasteland announced the end of today's training, asked the assistant coach to relax a few students, and specially reminded Zhou Shaoteng, who was in the bag, not to infect the wound on his brain. Then the wasteland was tired and lay down on the chair, really unwilling to move, tired, tired!

The level and age span of several trainees are large, and the content of the training is different, which is really troublesome.

The parents had already come to pick up their children, and the wasteland came out to say hello, and then slipped out to the park outside the club for a walk, and rested to brainstorm.

In late spring and early summer, in the park at dusk, there are really a lot of people walking, and there are also many young people running.

Little Apple's music is really hilarious! The wasteland almost swayed along, and the brainwashing divine comedy deserved to be a must-have song for square dancing.

I came out of the wasteland because I didn't want to chat with the parents there, and I wanted to be quiet for a while, and the music was so hilarious at this time! The moor shook his head and walked to the quiet place inside, a remote path, and the moor walked to the bench by the path and sat down to rest.

On another bench diagonally opposite, a beautiful girl in a long dress was on the phone, looking like she was arguing with her boyfriend.

"You're a scumbag! I've seen shameless, but I've never seen a shameless person like you! The girl in the long skirt scolded angrily.

I don't know what the man said, the girl in the long skirt scolded even more angrily: "You are a well-dressed beast!" ”

Sitting a few meters away, the wasteland felt the anger of the girl in the long skirt, and thought, young man! A quarrel actually escalated to a personal attack, is this to break up? , looks pretty girl, hey! The good cabbage was arched by the scumbag.

"Get out of here! Don't let me see you again! The girl in the dress yelled!

"Humph! Men don't have a good thing! The girl in the long skirt hung up the phone, stomped her foot vigorously, and threw the mineral water bottle in her hand out hard.

I saw the bottle hit the trunk of the tree hard, the cap was not tightened, and the water splashed on the wasteland.

No way! People say that today's girls, when they are in love, can't unscrew the cap of the mineral water bottle, and when they break up, they can properly lift the cap of their ex-boyfriend's heavenly spirit.

But when the water splashes on himself, the wasteland will not be happy, what a thing, don't you just throw off a scumbag! It can't affect me, a peerless good man!

"Hey! I said, little girl, can you look at it, there are still people here, what are you throwing around? Wasteland said dissatisfied.

The girl in the long skirt squinted at the wasteland and snorted, "Men don't have a good thing!" Deserve! "It seems that this girl is an impulsive temperant.

The wasteland glared and said angrily: "You deserve to meet a scumbag!" I don't know you, so I just sit here and rest, you throw a water bottle, splash me with water, and say I deserve it! What qualities you are! I tell you, it's good to have a scumbag who wants you! ”

The girl in the long skirt was angry by the wasteland, and she became even more angry, "Do you want the scumbag to have anything to do with you?" What do I have to do with you? Look at you as a scumbag! ”

Seeing that this girl was so unreasonable, even she was scolded as a scumbag, she suddenly remembered a famous saying: Don't reason with women, because you find that the more you talk, the more unreasonable you become, and don't quarrel with the girl, because it is not disgraceful to win the quarrel, and you will get the impression of a scumbag.

The wasteland walked up to the girl in the long skirt, stared at her with a look of cannibalism, and didn't speak, the girl in the long skirt stepped back, clasped her hands on her chest, and said nervously, "What do you want to do?" I'm telling you, there are people all around, and I'm calling people! After speaking, he made a gesture to shout.

The wasteland is in a hurry, damn it, is this to experience the feeling of being caught by a pervert? Quickly slowed down, pretending to be suddenly enlightened.

"I seem to have seen you somewhere! Are you from the Golden Trade Club? "The wasteland is in a hurry, first stabilize it and then say, the gentleman will take revenge, ten years is not too late!

The girl in the long skirt, who was about to shout "indecent", glanced up and down at the wasteland, and asked suspiciously, "Have you also been to the Golden Trade Club?" ”

Arahara wanted to divert the attention of the girl in the long skirt, and then get out and say it, but he didn't expect to be crooked and covered. Hurriedly followed the words and talked nonsense, "I am a member of the driving range of the Golden Trade Club, and I often go to practice, and I seem to have seen you there." ”

The girl in the long skirt said, "I'm the new salesperson over there. It's been less than a week since I got to work. ”

Wasteland said: "No wonder there is an impression, fate! ”

The girl in the long skirt nodded a little awkwardly.

The wasteland was a little embarrassed to see the girl in the long skirt, and said haha: "We don't know each other if we don't fight!" My name is Wasteland, and I'm glad I am! ”

The girl in the long skirt was not angry at this time, and smiled awkwardly: "My name is Xie Siyi!" ”

"Good name, good sound! As the name suggests, beautiful! "In order to ease the atmosphere, the wasteland doesn't want to be so much, there is a good saying, in the face of the girl, don't care about anything else, praise first! Boast to the float!

Xie Siyi blushed and was very embarrassed, the wasteland was already very handsome, and she could poke words, so she would have been a nymphomaniac for an ordinary girl, after all, Xie Siyi had just finished a quarrel, and she had a not very friendly holiday with the wasteland, and she was still embarrassed for a while.

Seeing this, the wasteland changed the topic and asked, "Do you live around here?" It's still a few miles away from the Golden Trade. ”

Xie Siyi brushed her hair and said, "I don't live here, my home is in the International Trade Center, and I came here because the driving school I applied for is here, and I will come in and walk around after practice." ”

"Oh, so that's the case, I heard that this driving school next to the park is counted in North China, and it ranks very high, and several of my friends are learning the car test certificate there, by the way, what are your subjects now?" The wasteland searched for words to chat.

"I've got my driver's license, but I'm afraid to go on the road, the capital is congested, and I think I'll have to find a coach to spar for a while." Xie Siyi said embarrassedly, and she couldn't see any shadow of the scumbag who scolded the wasteland just now.

Wasteland nodded and said, "Your idea is very good, after all, safety comes first!" I remember that after I got my driver's license, I drove on the road, and when I was nervous, I actually drove into the green belt, and I was embarrassed to death! ”

Xie Siyi covered her mouth and laughed, "Huh? Do you still have this experience? ”

"What's more! When the accelerator hit the brake against the wall, the airbags popped out, almost ruining my handsome face, how miserable it was! The wasteland was exaggerated.

Xie Siyi smiled and said, "How did you get your driver's license at that time?" It's incredible, I thought only we girls would make this kind of mistake. ”

The wasteland thought to himself, I'll go, my brother is not so weak! Isn't this a conversation with you! This nonsense is a bit flawed, it is too damaging to his glorious image, no, he has to save it.

Thinking of this, Wasteland smiled: "I was in a bit of a hurry at the time, and the car was not my own, by the way, how are you practicing now?" ”

Xie Siyi said: "Overall okay, today is also the last time to practice driving, I can drive the car myself, but there were few cars at that time, now in the rush hour after work, I dare not drive back, so I will go to the park for a walk, and drive home later."

"That's really good, it's estimated that it will only take about ten minutes to drive back from here, right?"

"If you don't get stuck in traffic, it's about ten minutes." Xie Siyi replied, and then asked, "Do you live around here?" This time period is still here. ”

"Oh, I'm at the driving range next door to the park, helping my buddies train students. Just finished training, go out for a walk and rest your brain. The moor replied.

"You're a coach?" Xie Siyi's voice was a little strange.

"That's right! Questions? The wasteland heard Xie Siyi's voice different.

Xie Siyi showed an angry expression, "The scumbag I just called and scolded is the golf coach!" It's a well-dressed beast! ”

Wasteland thought to himself, no, so coincidentally? Uncle, it's really a rat, a bad pot of soup!

"What's that scumbag's name? What did you do that lacked virtue? I can't let him smear our coach, I have to befriend him! The wasteland said angrily, this is really not pretending, I feel wronged! It's all the fault of that scumbag! Hurt yourself and be scolded!

"The scumbag's name is Zhang Ming, he actually splits his legs! I want to emasculate him with a knife! Xie Siyi gritted her teeth and said. Dare to love this girl is an Aries, this temper is too similar.

"Holy, eunuch! Must be castrated! This is simply scum, and I am not satisfied with having such a beautiful girlfriend as you, and I actually split my legs! Wasteland fanned the flames beside him.

Xie Siyi's angry expression froze, and she said embarrassedly: "I'm not his girlfriend, my best friend is." ”

The wasteland looked at Xie Siyi with a confused expression, and the ten thousand divine beasts in his heart were roaring, what about the trouble? It's not your boyfriend for a long time, I've been scolded even more wronged, and I'm aggrieved in my heart!

said with difficulty: "I said, your best friend's boyfriend splits his legs, what are you excited about?" Even I was scolded just now! ”

Xie Siyi apologized to the wasteland in embarrassment: "I'm sorry, I didn't control my anger, but don't you think that scumbag is too annoying?" ”

"Yes, it's not right to split legs, but this matter, as a best friend, you can't call him like this and scold him, if the scolding is useful, then there is no scumbag, you have to outwit it!" Wasteland shook and said.

"You say that, it seems to make sense, scolding him is really cheap him, so how can you outwit him?" Xie Siyi asked.

"This... Wasteland suddenly felt a little inappropriate, "You better ask your boyfriend, and then study it with your girlfriend, it's not good for me to give you this kind of idea." ”

Xie Siyi said: "I don't have a boyfriend, the mother is single until now!" You just help me come up with an idea, and after teaching that scumbag a lesson, I'll treat you to dinner! ”

The wasteland was powerless to complain at this time, and a mouthful of old blood rushed to his head, where did this come from! Even if a few more waves of divine beasts rush by in my heart, I can't take away the faint sadness, and I was accidentally injured by such a so-called woman who stuck a knife in the ribs for her best friend? Aggrieved! You haven't been in love, "stupid white spicy", what are you doing?