Chapter 152: The Input Method of All Evils
After the game, the handshake session.
This is the ritual of the victor's modesty, and it is also the last pain that the loser wants to face.
Although it seems to be under the banner of "friendship first, competition second", and "whether you win or lose, the important thing is participation", but for the brutal esports, this pretense is really ironic.
But no one cares about the emotions of the loser, esports is a carnival of the winners.
Jiang Miao wanted to complete the handshake session quickly, which was the best way to give VG respect. But I don't want to stop at the beginning of the handshake session.
mata, I don't intend to extend my hand politely.
Instead, he pulled out the chair, turned around, stood up straight, shook hands with Jiang Miao, and hugged him solemnly.
“Good Game!”
“Keep it up,at the world competition。”
Worried that Jiang Miao didn't understand, he translated in lame Chinese,
"Ni does hate, chicken and nail friends, S race!"
"Thank you, I will!"
Without explaining the fact that he had not officially qualified for the S competition, Jiang Miao knew that his ambition had long been understood by mata.
At this time, as a winner, excessive modesty is actually a disservice to VG. simply admit it without hesitation, iG in the previous life can enter the world championship in S5, is it possible that he swooped into S6 after he came in this life?
If you don't even dare to secure a place in the S competition, then Jiang Miao still plays Nima with a hammer!
However, the short exchange with mata gave Jiang Miao a wake-up call: Do you want to practice English? When the time comes, there will be a translation function in the post-match interview of the S game, wouldn't it be full of b?
After thinking about it, I finally dispelled it.
On my own English basics.......
If Nima fell into the water, it happened to be a foreigner passing by. Ask, "How are you?" ”
Jiang Miao's cliff would reply without thinking about it: "Fine! Thanks,and you? ”
What kind of slump is this Nima?
Hey~ Xueba's b, the scumbag really can't pretend!
The surname Zhai is proof of this......
In the post-game interview, Jiang Miao and Rookie of the three-time MVP appeared in the interview area.
It's still those innocuous formulaic questions, and finally thanks to the fans, the blind chicken shouts a slogan and it's ojbk.
Back in the background, meet up with Mafa and the others. Su Xiaoluo contacted the official to ask for a private room, and specially ordered a large bucket of chicken wings of Kende Duck for Jiang Miao and the others to pad their stomachs first.
Next, there will be LGD's bo5 battle with Snake.
For mafa and others, whether it is LGD or Snake, they will be opponents in the future S Race selection tournaments.
For Jiang Miao, LGD is his opponent in the finals nine times out of ten! If the butterfly effect wasn't too severe......
"Hello everyone, welcome to continue to watch the 2015 LPL Summer Playoffs, LGD vs. Snake semi-finals, I'm the commentator Long Hair!"
"I'm the joker."
"Hello everyone, I'm miss!"
At this time, Miss is still the goddess of e-sports who is just popular, and her cute and delicate appearance has never been stabbed, and she constantly appears in Ash's rank game.
As a former female professional player, coupled with the fermentation of hot topics such as "Miss on the Miss" and "Miss Pai Luan Diary", Miss has gained huge popularity and gradually replaced Xiaocang's position in the minds of players.
As for joker, the coach of the old WE. The level of business is average, and in the ancient times when the professional development was not perfect, he could still serve as a coach, but gradually, he was eliminated.
Ashimoto's rival in the early years, according to the grapevine, he and Sao Pig, plus Brother Kai are still fellow believers! Well, the Tao is not the Tao, the Tao is not the Tao, the Tao is not the Tao. If you are a threesome, you must have my teacher......
The current joker is more focused on commentary, because the female is very poisonous, and gradually broke out of the title of protector.
"In the last round of BO5, Ah Shui's performance is still vivid."
"In this round of BO5, our other domestic carry single saint gun brother will appear on the stage."
"OK, both players are ready, let's wait and see!"
......
Bo5 is only the first game, and Snake has a big move.
Yu Lanfang took out Raven in the first hand, causing the audience to cheer!
Although not as perverted as the revised Sword Queen, Raven's image as a carry type top laner has long been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and no one would have thought that Snake would be directly taken out in such a critical bo5.
The early deployment of the LGD coaching staff was directly disrupted as a result!
Going out is a first-class regiment. Raven of the Holy Spear Brother took on the most dazzling role, flashing and connecting the three Qs, directly knocking the LGD Nosuke and the two away.
It's a pity that the first drop of blood was taken by Ugus's midlaner fox, otherwise Raven of the Holy Spear Brother might have taken off earlier.
But even so, Brother Saint Spear still flies! Raven is almost everywhere, and the swing of the blade makes all the resistance of Wei Jiang and IMP in vain.
The first game of bo5 was won by Snake!
However, in the second game, when LGD directly sent Raven to the ban position, and took out the TP plus the ignited centaur in the first hand, the holy spear brother had to take out the big tree, and the rhythm of the game returned to LGD's control.
If the last game was Brother Saint's solo show, then this game is IMP's rat show.
Throughout the game, Snake was led by the nose and had little hope of a comeback.
Then in the third and fourth games, Raven was pressed to the ban position in every game. LGD, who was recovering from form, fell in straight sets and easily won the bo5 victory with a record of 3-1!
"Xuanjun's warrior-type top single hero pool is still a little shallow, but it doesn't matter, he is still young, and he has time to practice slowly."
This is Jiang Miao's evaluation of Brother Saint Gun after the game came to an end, but in the ears of Rookie and others, it was very tasteless.
Young? All right! It seems that you are indeed younger than you, but when it comes to professional age, people are much older than you!
But considering that Jiang Miao mastered the revised Sword Ji and the revised captain to the point of being superb, Rookie and the others finally believed this evaluation.
After all, there is no comparison between humans and monsters.
You're big, so what are you talking about!
"Alright, let's go back to the base! Today we did a great job, but tomorrow we have to continue to fight bayonets! ”
Mafa stood up and stretched out her right hand and placed it in the center.
Soon, one after the other was stacked on top of each other.
"QG in the next round."
"Come on!"
......
The time is getting tighter and tighter, today's game has just ended, and tomorrow there will be a big battle for the semi-finals.
August 16 at 1 p.m.: EDG vs LGD.
August 16 at 5 p.m.: QG vs iG.
The tight schedule has made League of Legends more and more popular in major forums, post bars, scarves and live broadcast platforms, attracting countless traffic.
Interestingly, whether it is EDG, LGD or QG, they all focus on iG.
Among them, QG is needless to mention as iG's semi-final opponent tomorrow.
Both EDG and LGD believe they can make it past the semi-finals and advance to the finals. At the same time, they all believe that the QG team is not the opponent of iG, so iG will be the last stumbling block for themselves to win the playoffs!
But for iG, the mentality of the coaching staff and other players is as usual, very calm: anyway, we still have to play the S Tournament selection tournament later, so let's play slowly, there is nothing to rush.
Only Jiang Miao, as a reborn, knows that EDG may overturn, as long as iG can win the playoffs, he will go straight to S5! Jiang Miao's mentality suddenly became a little nervous.
Since the rebirth, the butterfly effect has led to the change of Doinb, the change of Dade...... Jiang Miao doesn't know if the results of the semifinals between EDG and LGD will also change.
As a result, tension generates anxiety, and anxiety leads to gains and losses.
Unprecedentedly, Jiang Miao was a little absent-minded......
"Go, go, don't rank! Relax, even if you go out for a walk, I'll give you a leave slip, as long as the person can come back completely before going to bed! ”
Jiang Miao's wrongness made Mafa see it in his eyes and remember it in his heart. After bringing in Su Xiaoluo to discuss, he was quickly discussed with a plan.
"Get out? Where to? ”
"I don't care where you go, as long as you come back safely before twelve o'clock in the evening, whatever you want."
"Is there not enough money? I have! It's really not good, I'll find the finance to pay you a little first! ”
Su Xiaoluo was even wondering whether to help Jiang Miao make an appointment with a girl to solve her worries. But when Jiang Miao picked up her phone and started flipping through the address book, she lost her mind.
"Tut-tut, Ah Shui's female fans are simply not too many! Where do I need to find a girl? Girl Quan Nima is waiting in line for the flop! ”
So he took care of himself, he was the team manager, not the coach. He can't help at all in tomorrow's game, so why don't you go out?
Slipped away......
"Hey~ Brother Kai, are you at home?"
"Oh~ You went with Sister UU to see your mother-in-law and brother-in-law."
"It's okay, I'll ask."
......
"Hey, brother-in-law, what are you doing?"
(How did the old lady give birth to such a thing as you?) It's just a math problem for water intake and drainage, don't you know how to do it yourself? Why do you turn on the kitchen faucet? Don't you need money for water? )
On the phone, the high-pitched voice of the Empress Dowager Jiang came.
"Shh~ Your sister is going berserk, be quiet! I don't want to be caught up and then spilled over......"
(Jiang Xiaobai!) Don't you care about your son? The son is not the fault of the father, and the old lady has to go to work and be busy with housework, so why can't you take the time to help him with homework? Is he still your son? The old lady was born with a pig! )
(It was my dad who asked me to turn on the faucet, and my dad said that practice is the only criterion for testing the truth...... )
(Jiang Xiaobai!! )
"Oops~ I don't know! This math problem is so torturous, I ......."
"Alas~" With a long sigh, Jiang Miao hung up the phone directly.
I flipped through the address book again, but I really didn't know who to talk to.
Su Xiaoluo let himself go out for a walk, but where to go?
The huge magic capital is bustling.
After being reborn and re-entering the professional arena, when Ashimoto wilted and had something to do, Jiang Miao found that he was the same as in his previous life, and he didn't know where to go after leaving the training base.
Just like a little bird that has been locked up for a long time, even if the cage door is opened, it has no desire to fly into the blue sky.
"Damn, real Nyima sand sculpture!"
Laughing at himself, he was ready to tuck his phone into his trouser pocket and casually slip around the training base.
However, the sudden sound of WeChat prompts attracted Jiang Miao's attention.
"Congratulations on advancing to the semi-finals, keep up the good work!"
Rita?
The ghost sent the gods, Jiang Miao typed a sentence,
"What are you doing? Available? ”
The input method of all evils, how can typos make people embarrassed?