"I wasn't chosen, and I wasn't chosen, did I? What's there to be proud of?"

Luo Tian has never seen such a brazen wolf, thinking that when Brother Tian filled in the college entrance examination, he resolutely wrote the four big characters of Tsinghua University on the first choice, and the result is self-explanatory - Tsinghua University failed to make the list! But is Lotian proud? No!

A stone that was not selected for refining stones to make up for the sky was actually boastful and unbridled in front of Tsinghua University's unsuccessful students.

"Well, can you please not interrupt me when I speak." The wolf raised his hand......

"Then are you saying that I'm being rude now, and that I can't interrupt you!"

"I didn't say you were rude!"

"You said it! The six of you tell me if it says it! ”

"They can't speak yet!"

"I said I killed wolves without blinking, but you asked me if my eyes were dry?"

"I don't, I really don't have this."

"Oh, you recruited, this really doesn't mean you just had, Chang Wei, you still said that you didn't say me!"

Brother Tian's routine is deep, and he doesn't treat wolves as people, and he doesn't mean anything else just to rhyme.

"Big brother, whether you listen or not, if you can't, you should kill me, my life is dark, that is my immortal youth."

When Luo Tian heard this, he was so shocked that he broke out in a cold sweat on a hot day, his hands and feet were cold, and he admitted that he was frightened by it, a wolf is not even afraid of death, what else can it be afraid of?

"You say, you say!" Luo Tian immediately changed his tone, it was really not his instigation, mainly because he was afraid that the wolf would not be able to think about it.

"Before I speak, I want to tell you that my name is not Chang Wei, I was originally a stone that was not chosen by Nuwa to refine the stone to make up for the sky, but I finally turned into a wolf through my unremitting efforts......

"Why don't you take on human form?...... You go on, you go on. ”

"Why did I turn into a wolf form, because I am in the wolf den, except for the old wolf and the young wolf, the male wolf and the female wolf, they are all wolves, and I must always have a reference for my transformation. And then I got mixed in, and because the wolves hadn't seen me, I was often harassed as an outsider......"

In short, it is the wolf version of the sling promotion, and now the eastern wolf, that is, this outspoken wolf, has established some wolf veins in the wolf circle, and the former lone wolf has developed into seven wolves.

"You've talked so much, and you still haven't said why you're spitting!"

If it weren't for the sincere emotions revealed in Dongfang Wolf's eyes, Luo Tian really thought that it was playing tricks on himself.

It turns out that it really seems to be playing Luo Tian.

"Big brother, I don't know if you've heard the story of mending the dead?"

I'm special, are you despising me? Did you read it in vain when I was in nine years of compulsory education? Luo Tian generally doesn't like to reveal his identity as a cultural person, but he didn't expect a wolf to dare to insult himself.

Although Dongfang Wolf said that he did not mean to insult others, Luo Tian just wanted to think so, there is a saying that you don't think, I want me to feel.

It's time for a showdown, and it's time for Luo to go online.

But it doesn't seem to be happening at this time, this wolf won't be the same as Luo Tian!

"Don't talk about making amends, I have a question for you, do you know the Spring and Autumn Five Tyrants?" In order to test whether the eastern wolf is a thousands of traversers, Luo Tian is painstaking.

"How do you know that I know the Spring and Autumn Five Tyrants, the Spring and Autumn Five Tyrants mean that there are a total of five kinds of tyrants in spring and autumn, namely Badong, Baxi, Banan, Babei, and Bazhong, why is it only in Spring and Autumn? It's simple, because the Big Five hold two competitions in Kunlun Mountain every year - the Spring Race and the Autumn Race......"

Why don't you say anything more, the Spring and Autumn Five Tyrants, do you think it's Huashan on the sword? Or masturbation?

Dongfang Wolf's answer and Luo Tian's thoughts were that the bull's head was not in the horse's mouth, eh, it couldn't be said that, so Brother Tian was also scolded.

"Forget it, forget it, you go ahead." Luo Tian was a little tired, a little tired, and a little wanted to suffer.

"This Spring and Autumn Five Tyrants, ......"

"I'll let you keep talking about why you speak human words!"

Luo Tian said that he was already trying his best to restrain himself, his zombie teeth were already and thirsty, don't force him to teeth!

"I remember it was a cold and snowy winter night, just out of the wolf's den ready to go out to forage, the scenery in front of me can be described in one sentence - the sea is dry and icy, and the clouds are bleak and gloomy. It's cold, the inkstone is hard, and the fingers can't be bent and stretched......"

Chang Wei, you also said that you didn't cross over.

Luo Tian was a little depressed, in the end, Dongfang Wolf is the protagonist or is he the protagonist, shouldn't he come to steal the poems of the ancients?

The Eastern Wolf had already fallen into memory, and he didn't pay attention to Luo Tian's twisted and hideous face at all.

"I'm hungry, but in this kind of weather, everyone has already prepared food for the winter, and my wife and children are hot on the kang, where will it come out, I have no choice but to take my wallet...... Then I came to a farmhouse with a lot of sheep in it. I've never eaten a sheep yet! As it happens, there was a hole in the sheepfold that I could just get out of. ”

"Gotta have it, don't talk about it, I already know the rest of the story, you stole a few sheep before and after, and then the owner of the sheep patched up the hole, and you can't steal it. But you still haven't said how you can speak human words, are you kidding me?"

Luo Tian really couldn't help it, everyone is crossing, who doesn't know a few idioms.

"I have to admire your brain, it's so complicated and bizarre...... You can tell the story.

This was not the case, and I stood in front of the cave, lost in thought.

To go in or not to go in, that's the question.

It was really cold that day, the sheep kept bleating, I could feel their cold, the sheep were so cute, how could they be frozen to death, and finally I made up the hole with my body......

Later, when the owner of the sheep saw that I was so kind, he took me in and mended the hole by the way.

During this time, I stayed with him, and under the guidance of words and deeds, I learned to speak. ”

In, why is it this version, it's not the result I want. Luo Tian felt that the achievements of his compulsory education had been insulted.

"Okay, okay, don't talk about it, you can mess with me in the future, you must already know my identity......"

"Ah, what is your identity?"

"Lao Tzu is a zombie, a blood-sucking zombie, whether you are afraid or not."

"I'm afraid of a chicken, your little brother I grew up in a wolf's den, I drink blood when I'm thirsty, and eat raw meat when I'm hungry, I'm afraid? Hehe! ”

Forget it, I don't care about you, you are crazy and you are crazy, and you will be called your mother later!

"Now that you have become zombie wolves, I will talk to you about the self-cultivation of zombies, listen well, and learn hard!"

"It's you the boss, no, just the two of us can talk to people, you still tell me, I'm passing it on."

"Well, it's okay, first of all, as a zombie, we can't suck human blood, whoever dares to suck me will let whoever dies."

"When I'm done, who's in favor and who's against?"

"I'm for it!"

"Very well, let's talk to them."

……

The time is just right, and Luo Tian should go back at this time.

I will break into the storm at will, the seven wolves look up, I don't need to look back...... Is this Crash Bandicoot?

When Luo Tian returned to his residence, he arranged for seven wolves to sleep on the spot in the house, and as for the pig's legs, he hung them on the beams of the house with straw.

Sleep, tomorrow please eat pork legs, I didn't see Lu one night, miss her.

……

"Woohoo woo woo ......"

Circling the beam for three days, it didn't disperse for a long time, and the beautiful day was ruined by seven wolves, and I got up.

Luo Tian opened the door and looked at the Yellow Emperor, which was really embarrassing and embarrassing.

Luo Tian bowed and said, "Yellow Emperor, so early, is there something wrong with me?" ”

"No, I heard a wolf howling in your room, come in and see if you're in any danger."

"Thank you for your concern, I'm fine, I'm sorry in advance, my pet has disturbed you."

"Oh?"

The Yellow Emperor entered the room and saw seven wolves lying on the ground playing in three or four places, their facial expressions difficult to speak.

"Divine Messenger, why did you have seven more pets in one night?"