The early morning sun shone on the toilet through the curtains, and the wasteland rubbed his stiff neck, raised his eyes to look at the surrounding situation, and instantly shouted, "I'll go!" What's the situation? At this time, there was only a pair of underwear on the wasteland, and the buttocks were still wet, and the white buttocks of the wild coach were a little whiter, itchy and uncomfortable to touch, and it was estimated that he was sleeping with the toilet when he looked at the situation. What happened yesterday after drinking, I can't remember.

"Where am I?" The moor tapped his head, trying to sober himself up. I got up and looked at it, and it seemed to be in a hotel.

"My good girl, shouldn't I have drunk too much yesterday and been 'picked up'?" Thinking of this, the wasteland shuddered for a while, "The man picked it up?" Female pick-up? I am as good as a jade, miserable, this only leaves me with a pair of underwear, do you want to be late in the future? ”

The sad and wild coach first touched the buttocks with his hands, lifted the levator anus, nothing abnormal, and checked the key parts, except for the right half of the buttocks was white and itchy after being wet underwear for a long time, and there was nothing abnormal in other places, so he relaxed a little, walked out of the bathroom, and found that his mobile phone was on the table, but the outer membrane was broken, and as for his clothes, he didn't find it after rummaging through the room several times, and left a note on the table.

"Don't worry when you wake up, I'll take the clothes away and wash them, and I'll ask someone to send the clothes at eight o'clock tomorrow morning." A beautiful line of handwriting on the sticky note.

"Looks like the girl who threw me here." Wasteland muttered to himself, looked at the time on his phone, there were still a few minutes until eight o'clock. I turned out Wu Jin's number and dialed it.

"This time it's really too drunk, my head hurts now, I can't drink like this next time, I'm still dizzy." Wu Jin's confused voice came from the other end of the phone, and he didn't wait for the wasteland to speak, he started talking.

"I think I'm a little sad now, do you remember what happened last night, after we drank and separated?"

Wu Jin heard that the tone of the wasteland was wrong, and he instantly sobered up, and hurriedly asked: "After drinking and separating, I took a taxi back to sleep, you said that you can go back by yourself, I don't know later, what happened?" ”

"I don't know who took me to the hotel to sleep, I was left with a pair of underwear, and my clothes were taken away and washed, and I said that I would send them over later." The wasteland didn't tell me about sleeping with the toilet, this thing was embarrassing to go to my grandmother's house, the wasteland who died to save face, for the sake of his glorious image, this kind of embarrassing thing, I can't let others know about it.

"What? Where are you now? You okay? I'm going to look for you. Wu Jin heard what the wasteland said, worried that his buddy would suffer.

"What can I do with a big man? You lie down, sober up, and in the afternoon you have to take the trainees to train. I'll ask someone else and figure out the situation first. ”

"Okay, you can call if you have something, be careful yourself." Wu Jin admonished again.

Hanging up the phone, the wasteland wrapped in a bath towel, desperately thinking about what happened after drinking last night, the more I thought about it, the more dizzy I became.

There was a knock on the door, followed by a voice, "Hello! Waiter, I'll deliver something to you! ”

Wasteland opened the door, and the waiter was carrying a bag containing his clothes and pants, "Hello, do you know who brought the clothes?" ”

The waiter shook his head, "I'm sorry, but the front desk asked me to deliver it to your room." ”

The moorland asked, "Do you know who sent me here last night?" I drank too much and don't remember. ”

"I'm sorry, I just went to work today, and it was my colleague who was on duty last night, so I guess she knows. But by this time she should be off work and go back to rest. "The waiter apologized.

"Well, thank you." The wasteland was also helpless, took the bag and closed the door, deciding to open it first, maybe he could find any clues.

There was a smell of laundry detergent on the clothes, a little feminine, the wasteland frowned, a little disgusted, a newly packaged pouch, containing a pair of washed men's ck panties, it is estimated that they were just dried after buying them last night, which is really intimate. I flipped through it again, and a card fell out with two words written on it: Thank you.

Different from the handwriting left on the note, these two words look strong, not like the girl's handwriting, the wasteland is really blinded now, what happened yesterday?

When I went to drink, I didn't bring my ID wallet or anything, after all, I had my mobile phone in hand, and I solved everything! It's just that I didn't bring documents, how did others open a room and move in? How does a quick breaker do someone a favor?

In the head of the wasteland, question marks popped up one after another, and I was still dizzy at this time, the more I thought about it, the more chaotic it became, so I simply ran to the bathroom and took a hot shower, the time was still early, and I would sober up and talk about it!

After ten minutes of taking a hot shower, the moor felt a little sober and was about to dry his hair when there was another knock on the door.

"Hello, I'm a takeaway brother, delivering food to you." A voice came from outside the door.

The wasteland had a somewhat dizzy head, and began to make question marks again.

Opening the door, a takeaway guy handed over a large bag, which looked particularly hearty.

"This is for me?" The wasteland looked suspicious and didn't reach out to take it.

"The person who ordered the food left the address of your room, and just called me downstairs, be sure to have it delivered to your room." The little brother outside replied.

"Could it be a mistake? I didn't order any food either, did I? I drank this piece yesterday, and I'm still confused! "Wasteland thinks the takeaway guy made a mistake.

"It shouldn't be wrong, the lady who ordered the meal just now told me about it, sent it to your room, and said that you drank too much." The takeaway guy handed the bag to the wasteland.

"When things go wrong, there must be demons! What kind of demon is this? His uncle, last night, what did I experience as a fragmented person? Wasteland couldn't figure it out, so he closed the door with his lunch bag.

When I opened the lunch bag, the lunch box was filled with Cantonese morning tea, crystal shrimp dumplings, milky quicksand buns, egg tarts, water chestnut cakes, and preserved egg and lean pork porridge.

It's really exquisite, much richer than the northern fritters and tofu brains that the wasteland often eats in the morning.

"Forget it, since you are so enthusiastic to give me food, what am I polite? Lao Huang, am I a person who has never seen the world? They stripped me naked last night, and the underwear I gave me today also smiled, so what's it like to have breakfast again? "Come to think of it, then eat.

"Hmmm! Authentic taste, it's been a long time since I've eaten a milky quicksand bun. The wasteland sighed as he ate, but there was a rhythmic sound of hitting the wall, accompanied by a groan that made people blush and heartbeat.

"It's early in the morning, and the young people are very energetic." The wasteland said sarcastically, "The frequency and strength of this hit the wall, the waist is good!" Such a heavy bed is moving, if you pick up the driver, it must be far away! ”

Coach Wild University was injured and left the field on the North Drift, and the young people of the North Drift have no less dealings, knowing that it is really expensive to fall in love in the capital of high consumption, make an appointment, have a meal, for young people, the salary of half a month is gone, like this, you can toss in the middle of the night at night, and you can still toss when you wake up the next day, most of them belong to this situation, the value is maximized, and the room fee can not be spent in vain.

The wasteland chewed slowly, and after drinking a bowl of porridge, the frequency and strength of the head of the bed next door hitting the wall did not weaken, but became stronger and stronger, and the moaning became louder and louder, "Such a? How long has it been, so tossed, the bed can stand it, can the girlfriend stand it? My girlfriend can stand it, can this wall stand it? ”

Just as the wasteland was admiring the outstanding waist strength of the person next door, there was a sound of hitting the wall and coughing in the corridor outside the door, which sounded like it must have been deliberate, it should have been a prank by some people. Someone who was still working hard next door suddenly stopped, and the loud moaning also stopped.

"This is typical jealousy! I don't get angry when I hit the wall on my side, which guy is a bad guy and a good thing? "Wasteland opened the door and looked at it, and saw a girl running back to her room." I'll go, the world is going down, I understand the jealousy of men, what are you a girl jealous of? ”

The wasteland shook his head and closed the door, lying on the bed with his eyes closed and sobering up, thinking in his heart, last night's incident, let it be, there will always be a day when the mystery will be solved, have you experienced less over the years? Why bother yourself, as for the benevolent brother next door who is still carefully tossing, it is necessary to know, such a good waist strength, I don't know what will happen if I play golf, thinking of this, the closed eyes opened again, and a cunning light appeared.

At ten o'clock, the sound of the door opening next door came, and the wasteland pricked up his ears to listen, it turned out that the girl next door was going back to work, and she packed up and left first.

At eleven o'clock, the wasteland was cleaned up, and when I heard the door next door open, I also opened the door to check out, and secretly observed that a young man in his early 20s, about 1.85 meters tall, and slightly darkened skin, was carrying an Under Armour's backpack. The exposed arms have muscles that look extremely explosive.

"It's a pity not to play golf under such conditions." The more he looked at the wasteland, the more he felt that this guy was in good physical condition, and he just needed an assistant coach who could be trained, but he just felt a little familiar, "Haha, let him go, there is a fate in golf, why should we have met before." ”

"Coach Ara, I didn't expect to meet you here." The young man turned to see the wasteland and said with a look of surprise.

The wasteland was stunned, "What's the situation?" Do you know me? "But I was stunned, I was so happy in my heart, I was sleepy and didn't have a pillow, and it was delivered to the door in time.

"The last time you went to play at our practice range, I saw you, my name is Zheng Xudong, an intern at the Qiyuan practice range."

"Oh, I said, why does it look familiar?" Wasteland has figured it out, it seems that he is an intern majoring in golf at the Sports Institute, and he should have a certain foundation. Looking at it this way, I am even more satisfied.

"It's been a long time since I've seen you play with us, it's been almost two months, and our classmates who interned with us often talk about you, and we admire your skills very much." Zheng Xudong looked happy, it was like a fan meeting an idol. It feels like there is no false politeness and flattery.

"I had something to do some time ago, it's inconvenient to go to your practice ground, I'll go back in a few days when it's convenient, by the way, are you about to graduate?" Wasteland intends to find him as an assistant coach, and this matter is naturally very concerned.

"Well, let's go back to school next month, hand in the internship report and graduation thesis, and we can graduate."

When Zheng Xudong said this, he was overjoyed, so he took out his mobile phone, "Come, add a friend, when it's convenient, let's make an appointment for wine, your physical condition is very good, and you are a good material for playing." ”

"Great, I've wanted to ask you for advice for a long time, but I haven't had a suitable opportunity." Zheng Xudong became excited.

After adding friends, Wasteland patted Zheng Xudong on the shoulder, "Okay, I still have to go to class now, I have time to make an appointment, I'm serious!" ”