Chapter 1: The Subject's Head Falls Off
On the side of the street, in the middle of a parked BMW.
"Honey, people ...... birthday tomorrow"
"Really?"
"And the bag I have my eye on?"
"Buy, buy, buy!"
It's just a bag, and for a young and promising person like Yu Xiaobai, it's too cost-effective to use it for thrills.
Under the pleated skirt were black stockings, and the arms like green onions touched the position of the handbrake from the co-pilot.
Although this woman is beautiful, her style is really a little unreserved, but he likes to be so unreserved!
But somehow, the white arms suddenly stopped......
Do you want to refuse or welcome?
Or do you want to get away with it?
Yu Xiaobai's eyes were full of joy, because this would make it even more exciting!
"Xiaobai, there seems to be someone ...... outside the window"
I have to say that this young lady who claims to be a voice actress has a very good voice, at least better than the yellow-faced woman at home.
Someone!?
Liar, how could someone leave work at this time? Do they still want their good fortune? And even after work, who is so bored to watch other people's impromptu performances? If it's really just for the thrill, then it's half a fellow traveler, right?
It's not impossible to show them then......
Absolutely not!
"How could I have such a strange idea?"
"Am I really a pervert?"
Turning his head, following the eyes of the innocent and lovely girl in the co-pilot, a beautiful young woman with a big belly stood outside his window, with indescribable elegance in her movements and postures, her wood-blue hair on her shoulders was curly, and the platinum wedding ring on the ring finger of her right hand was shining in the sun.
……
"I'm sorry, I didn't know he was married!"
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to ruin your marriage!"
"I'm sorry, I don't want to be a junior either!"
"I'm really sorry!"
"I'm sorry!"
A few bows in a row, as if the girl was really expressing her apologies.
Looking at the gorgeous woman in front of her, even if she was pregnant, she didn't change her elegance, and the girl couldn't help but feel a little inferior......
But he hates Yu Xiaobai even more!
You said? Why did she come out to be a scumbag when there was such a beautiful woman in the family?
Unexpectedly, she inexplicably became a junior. Seeing that this man is so generous to himself on weekdays, he thought he had met his true destiny, but he didn't expect that he was a scumbag who was messing around outside with his pregnant wife behind his back.
"Phew, scumbag!"
The girl turned her head and spat on Yu Xiaobai's face.
Yu Xiaobai took out a tissue, wiped the saliva off his face, then turned his head and immediately said to his wife with a smile: "Wife, you have to believe me, she seduced me first......"
Look, is this talking about human words?
The girl, who had already walked away, couldn't help but slow down her steps after hearing this, and almost fell.
"This is the third time, right?"
The young woman's face was expressionless, as if she was accustomed to such things, but the tremor in her voice still revealed the anger that she could not suppress at the moment.
"It's all their hands first......"
Wide-eyed and small-eyed, Yu Xiaobai's weak tone showed a little innocence.
This is a stunt as a scumbag, and he can't make a woman feel like a scumbag in any way, but he seems to have failed......
"I'm tired."
"Oh, let's go back and rest early!"
Yu Xiaobai turned his head, and then bowed down and opened the co-pilot's door with his hand, like the most elegant English gentleman, but the young woman did not enter the door as he wished, and then just like the previous times.
"Let's get a divorce!"
"What?"
Yu Xiaobai didn't have time to turn back, and the decisive back had already gone away with his thirteen years of memories.
Is this love?
Childhood sweetheart, after all, can't resist the changes brought about by the passage of time, and he doesn't seem to be qualified to lament this problem as a scumbag......
Suddenly, Yu Xiaobai regretted it a little.
Strange, how can a good person shed tears?
Looking ahead, there seemed to be something at the end of the street, as if it were running wild like the love he had just lost. It wasn't until Yu Xiaobai got close that he realized that it was a big truck that was out of control, but it was too late to dodge at this time.
……
Yu Xiaobai crossed over, after being cursed by an invisible being from the depths of the sea.
He didn't know what it was, but he could vaguely hear a sound......
"In the worst hell, struggle!"
Hell? Where on earth is this hell?
In other words, is he a firewood knife from a big truck this time? And he seems to be green...... Ahem.
……
The world looks similar to the previous life, it is a modern society that relies on high technology, and he has two more parents and a lovely sister. But Yu Xiaobai always feels that this world is a little weird, but where is the weirdness of this world, Yu Xiaobai can't say it as a person with relatively ordinary story-making ability.
By the time he stops hitting the streets that day, he can almost make it up, right?
In short, it's just weird!
For example, when he gets up at night to go to the bathroom, he always feels that someone is spying on him.
"Xiaobai, get up and go to school!"
"It's just ...... to go back to school"
On the first day of the crossing, I started by going to a new school to attend high school instead of the original owner.
In the original world, Yu Xiaobai relied on the financial support of his wife's family to finish college.
And he has a college diploma, and he is in high school in this world, isn't it easy to catch it?
Even if you don't understand mathematics, physics and chemistry, isn't it a matter of looking to deceive a little girl based on her appearance?
In the morning, saying goodbye to his parents in this world and his younger sister who was still in elementary school, Yu Xiaobai rode his bicycle to Chiyo Middle School.
When I arrived at the door of the classroom, I found the class corresponding to the text on my badge, and then sorted out my black uniform, and finally walked in with my head held high.
As a transfer student, he must make a good impression on the female students in the class!
One of the mysteries of a scumbag is to make girls feel that you are a decent and self-disciplined boy, so that girls will be interested in boys.
"Hello students! My name is Yu Xiaobai, and I am a transfer student from Red Star High School! This year's seventeenth ......"
"It's the one who confessed and was rejected yesterday, right?"
"Eh, it looks like it's him!"
"Why is you so cheeky that you dare to come to school?"
"Yes, yes!"
"If this happens to me, I must take a leave of absence and rest for a few days......"
"Then let's go confess!"
"Good idea......
By the way, are the topics you chatting about getting more and more off topic?
Listening to the discussion below, Yu Xiaobai, who was standing on the podium, was inexplicably a little embarrassed.
By the way, when did I confess to someone?
Also, why can you rest at home openly if your confession is rejected!
……
The expected effect was not achieved, and the people in this class were simply too indifferent. Even if the person he confessed to was a school flower, it wouldn't make you hate a poor and innocent transfer student like this, right? And the more you pay attention to it, the farther away it is from you ordinary people, right?
After all, the school flower is also a person, and people will not cherish things that are easy to get, not to mention that the gaze of these boys is useless to the school flower!
"Xiaobai-san!"
Turning his head, Yu Xiaobai saw a cute girl in a white dress standing next to his desk.
And the people around seemed to be boiling because of the arrival of this girl.
"It's the school flower of the senior class!"
"Goddess!"
"In other words, didn't she reject Yu Xiaobai? Why did you suddenly come to him again? ”
yes, why did you come to me all of a sudden?
But for the sake of happiness in the future, Yu Xiaobai decided to speak well, after all, the high school classroom is not the Zu'an big stage, "This classmate, do you have something to do with me?" With a smile on his face, he made a look that he was also very elegant.
"Can't I look for you if it's okay?"
"Moreover, you used to call people Nan Nan, but now that people don't agree to you, you call them classmates?"
The girl smiled playfully at Yu Xiaobai, as if the tender buds shook the spring breeze, and the peach blossoms thanked the spring red.
Nan Nan, it's so good!
"Absolutely!"
If this girl is a little ugly, she should be considered vexatious when she says such things, right? But good-looking people are born extraordinary after all.
People are inherently unequal, after all, appearance is innate......
The girl looked at Yu Xiaobai, and became a little shy in the attention of the boys around her, "That, in fact, I rejected Xiaobai's classmate yesterday, just because I suddenly received Xiaobaijun's confession and was a little uncomfortable, but people didn't explicitly refuse ......"
Didn't explicitly refuse?
That's the scum, right?
But after thinking about it, how can a normal girl accept someone's confession in public? Unless the man is the kind of treacherous villain who does one thing in front of him and one set behind his back to trick the little girl into one set!
If it is one in the city and one in the suburbs, it will be faster to deceive.
"However, I went back and thought about it yesterday and felt that Xiaobai-san was not so bad......"
So, are you ready to accept me?
There are still such good things in the world, and a beautiful girl has just crossed over to accept my confession? And the confession made by the unlucky ghost who crossed over, so he only needs to pick peaches.
Of course, it is not ruled out that he may come to him to take over.
So does he have to pretend to accept it on the surface, tell her that I will raise her after she is born, and then slip away after the child is born?
That's really, really exciting!
"So, is Xiao Baijun willing to be my boyfriend?"
The girl bent down and made a gesture of request.
"Huh?"
So, do you agree or disagree?
Even if you run away after taking over, you can be together for a few months, right? After all, people are not bad.
Especially the legs looming in those dresses, it can be seen that he Xiaobai is almost covered with kidneys and gallbladder everywhere!
Suddenly, after Yu Xiaobai saw the objects on the table, there was a slight fluctuation in his heart, and even the girl's warm body fragrance lost its attractiveness.
Bone ......
Why is there a human head on my desk? Why does this head still laugh?
it!
"Ah, I'm sorry, I didn't get my hairpin right when I went out this morning, what a faux pas!"
"No, I beg your pardon for refusing! How can a delicate flower like you, who is naturally beautiful, go down to earth? ”
Such a beautiful girl, how can Yu Xiaobai, who is a good person, hurt her?
Yu Xiaobai had a smile on his face, and then said very politely to the headless girl in front of him.
Since the card issuance is not done well, please don't come out easily and be scary!
He's really scared right now......
But he didn't dare to move, and he tried desperately to pretend that he didn't see anything.
The girl hugged her head in her arms, and then Shi Shiran pressed it on her head, and then continued to say to Yu Xiaobai: "I'm sorry, I'm so nervous that I can't even get a card......
If the smile on that face appeared on his shoulder, not in his arms, he Yu Xiaobai would definitely be very moved, right?
So, Yu Xiaobai watched the girl in front of him tear off her head, and then turned it one hundred and eighty degrees before installing it.
What the hell is this meow in the world!
Why did the person I confess to drop his head as he spoke!
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