Chapter 23: Chinese Metaphysics
Du Xinyan heard Zhou Shaoteng call her brother-in-law in the wasteland, but she didn't react for a while.
But the wasteland broke off, and the boss with staring eyes stopped: "You shut up for me!" ”
Zhou Shaoteng immediately shortened by three inches, and Du Xinyan was also startled, and asked suspiciously, "What brother-in-law?" ”
The murderous eyes of the wasteland swept Zhou Shaoteng and warned him not to talk nonsense, otherwise, he would settle the account tomorrow! Then he smiled apologetically at Du Xinyan without a trace: "Today, Zhou Shaoteng didn't know where to pick up the English name I used before, I didn't let him talk nonsense just now, he said nonsense just now, I'm a little out of shape, didn't scare you, right?"
Du Xinyan waved her hand and said, "It's okay, it's okay, you mean, your English name is Jeff?" ”
Wasteland pretended to be embarrassed and nodded: "Yes, isn't it particularly ugly?" So don't let him scream. ”
Du Xinyan is so smart, between the look of the wasteland, she can see that she is afraid of her embarrassment, so she finds a lame reason to fool her, and she doesn't say anything, "It's okay, it's my brother who is rude, I'll clean him up when I go back!" ”
"Okay, let's go back and let him go to bed early and get up early, and he will arrive an hour early tomorrow. When it comes to eating, it's better to talk about it after the game. "The wasteland actually wants to say, go back and clean up this stinky boy, but I still can't help it, the "patch" on the brain is estimated to have to be removed in two days, even if I don't lift his heavenly spirit cover when I go back, it's not good if it hurts again, spare him!
Du Xinyan took Zhou Shaoteng away, and the wasteland was also cleaned up, and she said to Wu Jin that she would leave first. Resolutely don't drink tonight.
After Zhou Shaoteng's sister and brother got into the car, Zhou Shaoteng asked tentatively: "Sister, what do you think of Coach Desert?" ”
Du Xinyan couldn't see the careful thinking of this little ghost, and said: "Smart, upright, and a good coach who is serious and responsible." ”
Zhou Shaoteng secretly shook his fist, and cheered in his heart, it seems that his sister, who doesn't lie to any boy, still has a good impression of Coach Huang, that's good, a good start! "What about the other than that?"
Du Xinyan, who was driving, glanced at Zhou Shaoteng through the rearview mirror, "If you want to know anything, just ask, don't spit out!" ”
Zhou Shaoteng mustered up the courage to ask, "What do you think of Coach Desert being my brother-in-law?" I think it's a good fit. ”
Du Xinyan snorted and said to Zhou Shaoteng: "I know you don't have any good intentions, is this your idea or his?" ”
Zhou Shaoteng hurriedly waved his hand, "It has nothing to do with Coach Waste, it's my idea." ”
"I know it has nothing to do with him, I just ask to see if you're honest or not." Du Xinyan smiled slyly.
Zhou Shaoteng asked curiously, "How do you know?" ”
"Your sister has eaten more than ten years more than you, and no one can see it, so I learned psychology in vain."
"You're lying to me again, aren't you learning management?" Zhou Shaoteng asked puzzled.
Du Xinyan said: "Does learning management affect my psychology?" You didn't go to college, how do you know that there is no psychology in the management compulsory course? I'm going to fight! Did learning management have an impact? ”
Zhou Shaoteng shrunk his neck, yes, you have learned, you are reasonable, I said I can't win you, "I think it, Coach Huang is smart, handsome, much better than the men who chased you before, although he is a little older, but he looks young!" ”
Du Xinyan rolled her eyes at the back: "Adult's business, don't intervene in children, take care of yourself, did you make your mother angry today?" Go back and reflect on me, you don't make her happy, you don't want to eat and sleep! I'll sue you, I've got a keyboard for you, so you can kneel on the keyboard. ”
Zhou Shaoteng was anxious, "I'll go, do you want to be so ruthless?" If Coach Desert marries you, you won't be able to demolish the house in the future? ”
Du Xinyan said angrily: "If you have itchy skin, I'll beat you up when you go home!" Don't mention Coach Desert to me, it's time to settle your account! ”
Zhou Shaoteng knew Du Xinyan's temper, and he didn't dare to speak at this time.
Zhou Shaoteng and the two sisters were chatting on the way home, and the wasteland just got into a taxi and was about to go back, but the two of them were a little caught off guard by sneezing in a row, what happened? Who's scolding themselves?
Du Xinyan drove the car to the courtyard of her villa, and before she could unbuckle her seat belt, Zhou Shaoteng opened the car door as if she was running away and rushed out, why? Afraid of being beaten, while the old sister was not careful, she locked herself in the room first, and then said, Zhou Shaoteng's room was on the third floor. Zhou Shaoteng's mother, who was sitting in the living room on the first floor reading documents, felt a gust of wind, and her shadow flashed, as if she was a person in the past, and was about to stand up to look, when Du Xinyan came in from outside.
"Where's your brother?" Zhou Shaoteng's mother asked.
"Didn't he run faster than a rabbit just now, I guess it's in his own room now." Du Xinyan replied.
"Did you hit him again? I told you, your brother is now in the rebellious period, you can't do it all the time, you have to use methods, if you don't communicate with him, his situation will become more and more serious, your father is busy, often travels, and has no time to take care of ....." Zhou Shaoteng's mother has to continue, Du Xinyan frowned, turned around to leave, his mother's chatter, he knows it very well, if you stay and listen to her, she can nag all night, the best way is to excuse me, I'm tired, I want to rest, don't talk about your old man.
"Okay, I know, I'm tired all day today, I don't sweat less, I'll go take a shower first, and I won't eat dinner."
Du Xinyan decisively chose to go back to her room to stay, just kidding, her mother's wordy energy came up, don't think about Ansheng at night, every time she eats, her father is fine at home, not at home, and her mother chatters endlessly at the dinner table, in fact, her mother is in her early 50s, but she is very well maintained, has outstanding temperament, often beautifiable, and looks like she is forty years old.
Recently, I don't know which seven aunts and eight aunts said it, and I am urging myself to find a boyfriend, for fear that I won't be able to get married, and I'm annoyed to death.
Zhou Shaoteng, who had already returned to the room, took off his clothes and put them in the dirty clothes basket, took three minutes, took a quick shower, then got dressed and opened the door a crack, secretly listened to the movement outside, looked outside, estimated that the old lady went back to her room, and went to the first floor lightly with her mobile phone.
Zhou Shaoteng went to the first floor, saw his mother reading the documents, and flattered him up, only to see his mother turn her head and ignore him, it is estimated that he is still angry at noon, Zhou Shaoteng leaned up again, grabbed his mother's arm and gestured to be coquettish.
"What? Aren't you long-handed? Didn't you let me take care of you? "I can tell that there is anger in this.
Zhou Shaoteng tried his best to make a smiling face, "Mom, I know it's wrong, don't I have something to tell you?" ”
"Say what you want? I'm telling you, I'm angry today, and I'll talk about it when I'm in a better mood! Zhou Shaoteng's mother deliberately said very angrily.
In the past, Zhou Shaoteng was angry with his mother, and he often apologized and coaxed him to be happy, but there was a premise - there was something to ask for, such as something he wanted to buy, or he was in trouble, and he needed his mother to settle it.
Zhou Shaoteng also knows her own mother's temper, as long as she is willing to admit her mistakes, whether it is true or not, she will basically be angry, but she has a little face.
"Mom, I'll tell you great news."
"Good news is good news, and it's great! I'll hear you what you say. ”
Zhou Shaoteng glanced upstairs and guessed that his sister must be taking a bath, and girls taking a bath, especially a beautiful woman, had to start in an hour, so he put his mind at ease.
took out his mobile phone and pulled out the video of his sister and his cheap "uncle" talking happily and showed it to his mother.
"Hey! Good son, this news is indeed great news! Zhou Shaoteng's mother almost clapped her hands happily.
Zhou Shaoteng said with a smile: "This is Coach Wild, you saw him once yesterday, you should have an impression, let me tell you, my sister and him are really a good match, Coach Wild is also very smart, good looks, and I heard that he is very famous in the golf circle, I have never seen my sister talk to a boy like this." Today I asked my sister on the way, how is Coach Araku being my brother-in-law, and she did not explicitly object to it for the first time. ”
"Really? Great, your sister has finally opened her mind, she is twenty-seven years old, don't talk about the object, she hasn't even talked about love, the sister of your Aunt Xie's family, one year younger than your sister, is married, every time I talk about this, I am worried, I know that your sister is picky, I don't know and think that your sister has no one to want it, let me and your father be embarrassed, when I send you there tomorrow, I must talk to Coach Waste, by the way, tell me quickly, where is Coach Waste's house, who is in the family? What do you do......"
Although Zhou Shaoteng was accustomed to his mother's nagging mode, the soul torture behind really made him feel the feeling of seeing his mother-in-law in advance, it is really difficult for a man, it is not easy for a man, Zhou Shaoteng felt that his mother was exercising himself in advance, and at this time, he was secretly anxious for the wasteland, it turned out that seeing the woman's parents was so terrifying!
At this time, I just returned home to the wasteland, and I sneezed again, what happened? Want to change the sky? Someone is still talking about themselves, haven't they called their parents for a few days, and they are talking about themselves? Eighty percent is like this, in other words, this Chinese metaphysics is still very broad and spiritual, but they are hungry and growling, let them talk about it first, and then fight when they are full.
It's just that what the wasteland never expected was that it was not his own mother who was talking about him at this time, but someone who might become his future mother-in-law.