Chapter 33: Pie in the Sky
It wasn't until a few consecutive blows, when his strength was almost exhausted, that he threw He Qi to the ground, waited for him to find the feeling of land, and then found a sense of balance and stood up on his own.
He Qi covered his chest with his hands, frightened, his body was sure to find the ground, but his soul was still floating in the night wind, swaying and unwilling to return to the ground.
"you, uncle."
He Qi held back for a long time before he could hold back such a word of revenge, panting, lying on the hard asphalt road, and letting the residual temperature of the road that had been sunburned for a day warm himself to the fullest.
Several other people also collapsed to the ground tiredly, completely ignoring the image and the shooting of passers-by's mobile phones, one by one lying on the ground in big characters, laughing loudly.
At this moment, they do not belong to themselves, they do not belong to the school, they do not belong to the family, they do not belong to the society, they only belong to happiness. A kind of victorious happiness, a kind of people's most primitive and pure happiness.
It turns out that the victory is so joyful, and it is so hearty. This should be the meaning of competition!
However, they couldn't imagine that their crazy actions just now made passers-by, who were already numb by boring life, see a strange novelty. So they all took out their mobile phones and recorded the crazy and happy scene of He Qi, and of course, more people posted He Qi's madness on the Internet, which made He Qi and a few people accidentally get angry.
No way, no one else can be part of your happiness. They can see your happiness and madness, but they can only perceive it through their senses such as glasses and ears, as the old saying goes, the body can't reach it, the heart yearns for it. Therefore, they can only use this way of recording to maximize the happiness of mastering, the happiness of being able to lie on the street wantonly.
"Ding-dong... If there is a transfer, please pay attention to the receipt. ”
Lao Hei's mobile phone screen lit up, he quickly got up, took out the mobile phone in his pocket, and opened it to take a look. I couldn't help but grin again.
"Hahahaha! …”
A few people didn't ask him why he was laughing, because they knew it very well in their hearts. They were waiting for the old black to show them.
Sure enough, after laughing for a while, Lao Hei quickly suppressed his laughter and turned into a middle laugh. Holding up his mobile phone, he smiled and said: "Come on, come on, the boss's money is all back, and he has earned a hundred." ”
He Qi raised his head and glanced at it, and saw a set of numbers on the screen of Lao Hei's mobile phone, 1900. He Qi knew very well that this set of numbers represented 1,900 yuan. Originally, the gambling principal was 1,000, and the win should be 1,000, but the middleman was not busy in vain, and took 10% of the intermediate winnings as a commission, so the final money was 1,900 yuan. But even so, He Qi and their side still earned a hundred yuan.
It's over, it's crazy, and the people who are bored finally return to the dormitory.
But the next project to be carried out is not the sleep that He Qi wants, but drinking!
As the saying goes, when people have happy events and beautiful days, how can they be without wine.
The dormitory boss who regained his living expenses went to the supermarket and brought back three pieces of beer. The second kite is no longer a kite, and it also swept a lot of chicken feet and peanuts in the supermarket. It looks like I'm going to stay drunk and sleep tonight.
The beer bottles were opened one by one, each with a bottle in his hand, and each person holding a chicken claw, and everyone was naked, like a group of bandits.
"Come on,!"
Lao Hei first picked up the wine bottle and shouted Cheers, and several other people followed. He Qi originally wanted to disobey, but he couldn't stand the pony pressing him Jingcong.
Lao Hei was looking around the wine bottles, and at the same time, he stared at a pair of eyes and monitored the amount of alcohol of several people, to see which of them dared to drink less, and did not give himself face.
It wasn't until he was half-dried that the old black took the beer bottle from his mouth, burped and shouted in pain. But it attracted the contempt of several other people.
"Hey, you look at Xiao Qi's marksmanship at that time, that move, it's really fucking amazing!" The thickness of Lao Hei's face made him ignore all kinds of contempt at all, and he grinned and began to praise He Qi's invincible heroism again.
The pony pursed his lips, held the wine bottle, and said with disdain, "Then you still need to say it?" Who didn't see Xiao Qi's awesomeness, but you, who kept making trouble when Xiao Qi was competing, always talking nonsense. ”
Lao Hei was very unconvinced, patted the bed board, stared at the beads of his eyes and shouted: "You are an immortal board, when did Lao Tzu make trouble?" When is the time to talk nonsense? Isn't that kind enough to remind Xiao Qi to pay attention to the danger? ”
Seeing that the two of them were about to start lifting the bar, the boss flush pressed down with the chicken paws and said, "Okay, don't lift the bar for the two of you, if you want to make trouble, today's chaos of Ai Ai is called a classic of down." Dropping a cigarette butt just saved Xiao Qi's life, you say, if it weren't for Ai Ai, would I be able to win back my living expenses this month? Yes? ”
"That's right, if you don't have Ai Ai, your living expenses are really mysterious, just with this, the two of you have to go too."
"Yes, yes, go one, go one."
Several friends followed and coaxed together, but the kite pushed the glasses, and the kite said: "How can you express the feelings of the two people by simply walking one?" Two people should have a cup and walk one, right? Brothers?! ”
"Yes!" A few people cheered even more.
"I'm a fairy board, a kite, it turns out that you are such a kite." Straight Flush pointed at the kite with the bottle and scolded, but his facial expression was smiling.
"What's the matter, boss? Shall we come? Dong Allen stood up even more, it seems that he is planning to make a cup with a straight flush at any time.
Flush also stood up and said to Dong Allen: "Come on, why don't you come?" As he spoke, the two of them leaned forward at the same time, and they really had to drink a toast.
"Whew... Together, together, hahaha..."
A few sluts in the dormitory are completely up.
"Hey, by the way, there is something I have to ask Xiao Qi, if I don't ask him clearly, I'm afraid I won't have the heart to drink this wine today." The pony said, carrying the bottle, nodding to Heqi.
He Qi smiled slightly and asked, "What's the matter?" Just say it. ”
The pony's face suddenly became mysterious, and he leaned down and moved closer to Heqi. In order to take care of him, He Qi also leaned slightly and leaned closer to him. The straight flush caught in the middle had to lean back with the bottle in his arms to make room for them to come out.
"Xiao Qi, how did you pretend to be dead?"
The pony woke up the dreamer with a word, and several other people in the dormitory hurriedly asked.
"Yes, yes, or how did you get so lucky.