Hey! What a harvest today! ”

Wasteland stood on the edge of the green and looked at the red envelope records in the WeChat of his mobile phone, smiling, the eye-catching looking mask could not hide his joy at all.

In late spring and early summer, starting at 4 p.m. every day, a wave of golfers will be on the practice green of the Golden Trade Golf Club to learn about cutting and putting skills.

Of course, in order to increase the fun, at the same time, let the master with the training better "sparring". Everyone used WeChat to build a PK group, 10 yuan a shot.

The gameplay is "random pulling", that is, each fights separately, and everyone else involved is an opponent, under this rule, the one who plays best, from the beginning of the cut push to the sunset, the income is still quite good. To be exact, it's okay to drink beer alone for 10 days.

Wasteland is a personal coach, different from the resident coach, he usually appears in the Golden Trade Club as a member of the driving range, of course, out of professional sensitivity, the resident coaches still know the identity of the coach of the wasteland, and the resident coach of the non-football club cannot enter the club unless invited, but for the wasteland, he rolls his eyes upside down, he doesn't admit it, funny, and the coach is written on his face? , or is it a sign on your body? The master spent money, and there is a reason not to let him in?

Packed up the cutting putter and ball, back to the driving range to find the caddy to clean up, give the consumption card to the caddy, let the caddie go to the front desk to get a few bottles of drinks to share with the golfers who have just played together, this is the unwritten rule, win money next game, generally to pay a tip for the same group, if the game is relatively large, but also help the same group pay as appropriate, the driving range or the green competition, the person who wins, need to invite everyone to drink. As a coach, Wasteland naturally knows this. The golfers thanked each other and wanted to make an appointment another day, at this time, Chen Xiaofan, the team leader of the resident coach, swept over a few times intentionally or unintentionally, although the wasteland was thick-skinned, it was still necessary to be low-key.

"Master, your grandson is calling... An inopportune mobile phone rang, and the wasteland quickly took out the phone and hung it up, raised his eyes and looked at the golfers around him looking at him with a smile, his old face was red, and he quickly found a corner. I thought: "Uncle, I usually use WeChat to contact my friends, and there is only one phone in half a month, and the last time I lent my mobile phone to a student to call, it is estimated that it was set up by the bear child, it is really vulgar, I am ashamed to lose face, go back and clean him up, I don't know what Wu Jin is looking for me to do with this goods!" I guess it's not good! So he dialed it back and asked.

"Hey! Grandson.... Realizing that something was wrong, the wasteland hurriedly "puffed" and cleared his throat, "That... Dude, are you going to invite me to dinner and drink, call me now? ”

"You guy, you didn't win much money today, did you? Can't I call you and talk if I'm fine? On the other end of the phone, Wu Jin's joking voice came.

"Oh? How do you know I've won today? Can you pinch you? The wasteland heard the ridicule in Wu Jin's words, and immediately fought back, and the iron buddies for many years, the contact started from fighting each other.

"Just your kid's face, through the phone, I know what it is, in the morning you posted a circle of friends saying that you practiced in Jinmao in the afternoon, with your problem, you will definitely go to stay on the green. The weather was nice today, went to the green, and you didn't let the bosses' pockets bleed a little, so was it still you? On the other end of the phone, Wu Jin said mockingly: "The key is, you won my student and his father yesterday, and today his father saw you again, and told me that he met a particularly powerful cutting and pushing master, I guessed that it was you." ”

"Hehe, I really want your IQ to improve, you can pinch it, it turns out to be an informant, but you are a busy person, what are you looking for me? Do you really want to invite me to dinner and a drink? Let me tell you, last time you asked me to customize the game equipment for your students, I did it myself, for your sake, I confiscated the manual fees, and as a result, the food stall at the door of your guy invited me to eat barbecue, which caused me to pull my stomach for two days, and I lost a lot, this time you have to invite me to a decent meal. The wasteland thief added awkwardly, "You must be treated!" "Dealing with iron buddies will always be this posture of plucking the feathers of geese.

"You guy, it seems that you are going to take the opportunity to kill me again, but I do have something to talk to you today, I have no problem with a treat, Yuecui Pavilion, you go, I'll be there in a few minutes, I'll see you later!" Wu Jin happily agreed.

Hanging up the phone, Wasteland scratched his head, "What's the situation?" In the past, he had to treat him, and it took me a lot of words and sacrificed some brain cells, but today something is abnormal, isn't it a "Hongmen Banquet"? Could it be that a rich woman asked him to help introduce a "boyfriend", if it is beautiful and young, it is fine, but if this is an elderly fat woman, she will lose a lot of money, and she will not go? The more he thought about it, the more he felt that this was very likely, but no matter what, once another buddy came out like this, wasn't he resolved by his own wit, and took the opportunity not to kill the iron buddy, is that still the coach of the wilderness? If it's something else good, wouldn't it be a loss not to go? Go for it! Buddy is someone who has never seen the world!

The Golden Trade Club is three kilometers west of the East Fifth Ring Road, more than 10 kilometers away from the Yuecui Pavilion for dinner, and this is the point of getting off work, the peak traffic of the capital, not to mention driving, is the fastest subway, you have to be able to squeeze on.

The wasteland opened the mobile phone map and navigated it, and the screen was full of "scrambled eggs with tomatoes", what kind of plugging is this? Thinking about it, it is still more reliable to have my own 11 road, throw off my legs and rush to the nearest subway station all the way, people in their thirties are really energetic.

After running for about ten minutes, the subway station three kilometers away arrived, the wasteland panted and bought a bottle of water on the vending machine and poured it into his mouth, hot, and then used all his strength to get into the subway, yes, it was drilling, people were crowded It is difficult to go up without drilling, a girl standing in front of the wasteland wearing a long skirt has made up all the flowers, if she stands face to face, it is still very scary, as for the back to the back, the plump somewhere is squeezed next to each other, so that the wasteland can't help but retreat, the girl looks back at the wasteland with complicated eyes, The fat man with a smile next to him looked at the situation and shook his head.

I didn't think about the oil, at this time, the wasteland was full of things about eating, the mobile phone in his pocket vibrate, and the wasteland took a lot of effort to take it out, and glanced at the news sent by Wu Jin, and the private room number was sent, "The seventh private room of Yuecui Pavilion?" Interesting, usually go there to eat and kill him, are the two of them in the lobby, as for the private room, I really haven't been in, it seems that the matter is not small, and it is quite private, there should be no less than four people, according to the past situation, two possibilities, the first is to introduce students, generally this kind of students who have high requirements for their own skills, and it is not very convenient for students to cooperate with the arrangement and planning of time and coaches, such as their own business or competition needs, they need to take the coach to run around, and the resident coach is not convenient to arrange travel. In this case, I will introduce myself to this kind of personal trainer, in the second case, introduce friends or cooperation, golf is good, a good waist is a must, physical endurance is outstanding, plus this circle is a relatively successful person, the coach's own conversation experience and insight are very good, so there are often some empty and lonely rich women to find boyfriends, and good image coaches or players are not a few. Thinking of this, the wasteland shook his head suddenly, "Mom! It's disgusting, go and see, I really sold my buddy, I have to break off my friendship after eating this meal, am I that kind of person? ”

Six stops, about 20 minutes, after getting off the subway, there is still 300 meters to walk from Yuecui Pavilion, at this time, Wu Jin's phone called again, "Where are you?" I've been there for a while, and the dishes are ordered, hurry up! ”

"You urge a hammer, and you don't say hello in advance when you eat, it's easy for me to run all the way! Everyone is crowded, and the buddy will have to add food in a while! "Obviously, I asked for a dinner temporarily, and the wasteland looked like he had suffered a big loss at this time.

"Okay! Hurry up, you can add as many drinks and dishes as you like! See you in one minute. After speaking, Wu Jin hung up the phone.

The uneasy feeling in the wasteland's heart became more and more intense, abnormal, too abnormal, such a slashing guy invited him to dinner so generously this time, so suddenly, didn't he really want to get drunk and throw it to the little rich woman or something? Glancing to the side, I saw the pharmacy, quickly went in to buy sobering medicine, and then turned into the supermarket to buy milk, poured a box down, picked out two sobering pills and ate them, and walked into the Yuecui Pavilion with a heroic posture, and saw Wu Jin chatting with a beautiful girl in the lobby, and the wasteland quickly dodged and hid behind a one-person high welcome tree to observe.

"Well, the image and temperament are good, and the dress is a famous brand, what a little rich woman?" The wasteland suddenly regretted eating the sobering tablets, a manly husband, and cheating in front of the girl, wouldn't it be a shame to say it, sticking to the wall, tiptoeing to the bathroom, eating for a few minutes, and now it should be too late to vomit.

"Hello sir, how many of you are there?" A waiter asked with a smile about the wasteland where he was about to slip to the bathroom.

"That friend of mine asked me to come over for dinner, saying that it was private room seven, and I don't know how many there are." The wasteland straightened his back.

"Okay, please go straight to the innermost room and turn right" The waiter pointed out the direction.

"Is the bathroom over there? I'll go to the bathroom first. "The wasteland is about to meet with a beautiful woman, even if you don't go to the bathroom and vomit out the drinking cheat, you have to clean up your image in the mirror. In front of buddies, you should be obscene and obscene, and you must take advantage of what you can take, but in front of outsiders, you can't lose face no matter what, you must be atmospheric.

Wasteland walked to the bathroom and looked in the mirror, with refreshing short hair, a handsome and delicate baby face, and slightly cunning eyes, no matter how you look at it, she looks like a Korean Oba who is about 20 years old, and she can't see any traces of her early 30s. The wasteland straightened his collar, sniffed it repeatedly, it smelled a little sweat, he couldn't help frowning, squeezed some more hand sanitizer and rubbed it on his hands and arms, and then cleaned it with water, and sniffed it again. Satisfied, I walked to the private room.