Chapter 54: Luo Guanzhong is awesome

Chi You gave a roll of his eyes, which means that, although he doesn't know who he won without blinking before what he is proud of, but he is proud!

After giving Luo Tian a contemptuous look, Chi You looked at the Yellow Emperor who was left out in the cold, and greeted him cordially: "How is it, wait for it!" ”

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The Yellow Emperor didn't visit you at home, you are at war, can you be sober?

The Yellow Emperor looked at Chi You with a smile on his face: "Where, where, I just came." ”

"That's good, that's good, I won't say much nonsense, why don't you go straight to the process?"

"Well, according to your words!"

…… Luo Tian looked at the conversation between them, and felt that he was an outsider, they were a gang, Walter, what the hell!

When Luo Tian was stunned, Chi You and the Yellow Emperor immediately returned to the front of their respective armies, and then

The Yellow Emperor "Erzi Xiaoer, deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestors, even your own grandfather you are so scared to do it, do you still want to nod your face, I heard that you still have barbarian blood, now it seems to be true, you are vulgar and ......" (I will not go into detail below, after all, the river crab beast is invincible in the world)

Chiyou was not to be outdone: "Do you think I don't know what you think in your heart?" Emperor Yan was placed under house arrest, and he became famous for a division. I found out that you torture Emperor Yan every day, and a hundred women come to torture him every day......"

Luo Tian watched the two people foaming at the mouth, their faces were red, and 10,000 alpacas roared past in his heart, and at the same time fell into deep doubts: Where am I? Zuan Grand Stage? Are these two still leaders? This is obviously the king of the mouth!

After spraying each other for ten minutes, the Yellow Emperor gradually fell into the disadvantage, still old, unlike Chi You, who has been through a hundred battles, at this time it is time for Xian Luotian to speak!

Luo Tian stood behind the Yellow Emperor, put his hands on the shoulders of the Yellow Emperor, and didn't know that he thought he was passing on the merits to the Yellow Emperor.

In fact, he whispered to the Yellow Emperor: "Let me come!" ”

Although the Yellow Emperor was very unwilling, he couldn't help it, after all, he hadn't had the opportunity to practice this skill for a long time, and it was not surprising that his skills were not as good as others.

As soon as Chi You's words fell, Luo Tian immediately bombarded: "I thought that you, as an old minister of Emperor Yan, came to the front of the battle and faced the soldiers of the two armies. There must be a high theory, I didn't expect to say such a vulgar word! I have a word for you to listen to. In the past, when Emperor Yan was in power, the regime declined, thieves caused trouble, the clan was in turmoil, and the common people were caught in fire and water. After Hanquan, thieves steal the world. Kill them all, mutilate their fellow clans, and therefore, between the armies, jackals are in charge, and demons are dancing wildly. The wolf-hearted and dog-lung generations are turbulent, and the servants are one after another, so that the tribe has become a mound and ruins, and the common people have suffered a lot! The thieves are deeply sinful, and heaven and earth do not tolerate them!

Chiyou: (fingers Luotian) You...... Shaft, you dare to ......

Luo Tian: (stands angrily) Shut up! Shameless old thief, don't you know that everyone in the world is willing to eat your flesh raw, and dare to rap here

! Fortunately, the will of heaven is endless, Huang and Yan became brothers of the opposite sex, helping Yan to beg thieves, since you are a thief, you can only hide and shrink your head, begging for food and clothing, how dare you beep in front of our army! Hao's first horseman? A gray-haired old thief? You are about to return to the Nine Springs, how will you go to meet your ancestors at that time?! That's right, you're just an ancestor destroyer, and you're faceless.

Chiyou: (hands over chest, trembling) I, I, I...... You fart!

Luo Tian: (shouts reprimand) Rebels and thieves, you have lived in vain

Luo Tian looked at the Yellow Emperor and asked, "How old is he today?"

"Thirty-five!"

Luo Tian continued: You live in vain five out of thirty, and your life is either stealing or on the way to steal! A barbarian dog dares to bark in front of our army, I have never seen such a brazen person! Dog, I'm sorry, I wronged you with this person, the thief is not as good as you! ”

After Luo Tian finished speaking, he said secretly: Luo Guanzhong is awesome!

Seeing that Chi You's face was extremely distorted, Luo Tian was very satisfied with his performance, he had not held a keyboard for many years, and his skills were still there.

The Yellow Emperor was stunned when he heard this, and quietly gave Luo Tian a thumbs up, thinking about whether to find a time for everyone to have an in-depth exchange.

Not long after Luo Tian's words, a thunderbolt hit Chi You directly, although Chi You has rough skin and thick flesh, but under the technique of Brother Tony, the gold medal, he has the same explosive head as Luo Tian!

"Thief, even God can't look past it, today, this will be the place where you bury your bones."

Somewhere in the void, there was a "snap".

Then the two voices began to talk.

One: Didn't I let you split Luotian? What are you chopping? Last time I asked you to split you, I didn't blame you, but this time you split again, do you say that there is something wrong with Luo Tian!

Two: Didn't you hit me last time? But this time, I think Luo Tian has a point, and I want to split Chiyou.

One: I don't want you to think, I want me to feel, I don't think Luo Tian can do it!

Two: Why don't I split again?

One: Forget it, I don't believe you anymore, this time I'll do it myself!

Chi You laughed angrily, and took Luo Tiangu's head directly with lightning speed, but when he was 0.01 cm away from Luo Tian, a thunderbolt came down, and Chi You's explosive head became more and more rolled.

One: Do a good job, this position will always be yours. After saying that, the smoke disappeared.

Two: You can do it! No, I can't do it. Hehe!

There is no thunderbolt in the world that you can't hit, as long as you catch it well, you will immediately get the only two sexy explosive heads in the world.

Chi You's set of operations made Luo Tian's scalp numb, and he silently said three words to fate - I'm sorry!

Good guy, it turns out that the feeling of palpitations just now was from Chiyou's sneak attack, and I thought it was fate that I was unhappy again, so I came to play tricks on myself.

First, if he knew Luo Tian's thoughts, he didn't know how to feel, after all, he really looked at Luo Tian upset, if not......

One can be said to be a coincidence, especially if it was split twice, Chi You was about to cry, at this time Luo Tian picked up a stone from the ground and handed it to Chi You, personally demonstrating how to smash the sky with a stone.

Chi You looked at the stones in the palm of his hand and smashed them on Luo Tian's face, crazy! Picking up stones and smashing the sky was thought of by Hanhan, and it was researched by the Abnormal Human Research Center.

Luo Tian didn't expect that his belly of a gentleman would be smashed by Chi You's villain's heart, and this was okay.

Luo Tian said angrily: "The world has changed, the world has changed, I was kind enough to help you, but you smashed me!" Sure enough, the dog can't change its appetite...... The mud can't hold up the wall! Brothers, give it to me! Whoever unscrews the Chiyou dog head off for me, I reward him with a sexy exploding head! ”

The Yellow Emperor opened his mouth behind him, and he didn't say the last word, the meaning was obvious: Divine envoy, shouldn't I say this war? Grievances, unhappy!

As the saying goes, there must be brave men under the heavy reward, who was slapped by Luo Tian to the Chiyou army before, and then was saved when the advance force was destroyed just now, and now when I hear the sexy explosion head, my God......

rushed out directly, for fear that others would take the lead, go up and kick Chi You, and then cling to Chi You and pulling his head.

You can't get rid of it!

Chi You saw that his boss was beaten, and this is okay, what is it!

In this way, the two armies began the battle of the ages.