Chapter Twenty-Three: Have You Considered the Slime's Feelings?
"Hi ~ Roy ~"
Stewart's energetic voice came, and at any time, the thing was full of energy and curiosity.
He sat down in front of Roy and said:
"I've been working on a problem lately, how to solve the problem of goblin open defecation." Stewart said to himself.
"How to fix it?"
Roy propped his chin on one hand and replied weakly.
Stewart was in this state, not asking for his opinion, but just looking for a listener.
"I made slimes into diapers and attached them to goblin butts with dark stitches. The slimes you mentioned have half the role of a decomposer that can break down excrement. Things that can't be broken down don't smell like any, so it's good to change slimes regularly. ”
Stewart speaks of his great experiment.
Roy covered his forehead and complained:
"You feed slimes like this, have you considered the slimes' feelings? Also, attaching slimes to the goblin's butt won't burrow into the goblin's body? Finally, secrete acid to corrode the goblin intestines? ”
"Well, that's really a problem......" Stewart fell into deep thought.
"Can't you just do it the normal way? For example, who is responsible for licking it clean when defecating in the open? ”
"Hey, old man, that's a good idea, by the way, I'm cleaning up the Demon King City!"
Stewart slapped the table and exclaimed.
The succubus waiter brought a delicious meal and ran away as if fleeing for his life, the two weirdos discussing too different issues.
Roy asked:
"How is your Demon King City developing?"
"I landed in a deserted place, and I also found 2 elemental springs, with 2,300 elemental outputs in a month."
Roy squirted a sip of tea water in Stewart's face.
The Elemental Spring is the place where the world erupts its elements, and it is the source of the elements of the brave world. Occupying such a place is equivalent to a long stream of elemental coins in storage. Elementals are the world's original force, and this spring is also usually occupied by powerful lifeforms.
This thing met two wild ones at the beginning and occupied them directly.
The odds are to win the lottery.
Loy is sour.
"This meal, please."
"I invited you last time!" ……
Go home in the afternoon.
Amy ran out and stuck to Roy, played all afternoon, and finally in the reluctant farewell of little Lori, Roy left the magic capital and returned to the Demon King City. When I came to my Demon King City again, the sky was still gray, as if it was going to rain at any time.
Roy felt bored and panicked, and took the two cat girls out for a spin.
Outside the Demon King City, the world of the brave is full of blue sky and white clouds.
After dinner, Elena and Angel went to Roy's room, ready to listen to the big story. Lolina and Lilina sat in on the grounds of 'preventing the brave from playing tricks'.
"First of all, we must correct one of your misconceptions."
Roy tapped on the small blackboard and said:
"The idea that the Demon King is bad and evil is not true. The Demon King is actually a group of poor tool people who work with black pots on their backs. ”
As soon as this statement came out.
Not to mention the two brave men, even Lolina and Lilina are confused.
"You are talking nonsense, the Demon King is an evil predator, and without the Demon King, suffering, war, and calamity would not have appeared."
Elena immediately retorted.
Roy couldn't help laughing, knocked on the blackboard and said:
"Foolish, do you think that without the Demon King, the world will be peaceful?"
"Of course! The Demon King is the source of all disasters! ”
Elena and Angel said in unison.
Even Lolina and Lilina nodded:
"Young Master, our Demon King...... It seems to be specialized in doing bad things. ”
"Wrong, very wrong."
Roy began to explain the laws of social development, and as a traverser, he more or less knew something.
“…… Therefore, even if there is no Demon King, the world will not be peaceful. Excessive wealth disparities, closed class channels, intelligent life races with conflicting interests, etc., can lead to disasters and wars. Because the greed of intelligent life never ends, it is only a matter of time before it erupts. ”
Roy slapped the table and said:
"The peace and beauty that you have in the brave world today is all because the Demon King has played the role of 'evil'.
Everyone is united and hateful. Against the Demon King, internal contradictions are transferred. Commoners can become brave and have the opportunity to become nobles in war, and wealth is constantly redistributed through the hands of the Demon King.
The whole world is full of vitality and hopeful colors.
The sins under the sun are all concentrated and condensed in the demon king. Therefore, our demon king is the man who carries the blame. ”
The brave and the cat wives were silent.
"It makes sense......"
Angel tilted her head, and she suddenly felt that the demon king was a little pitiful.
"You are a fallacy, the world without the Demon King must be peaceful, this is the truth. Your ideas are all self-deduced and have no basis. The development of our society has a history of thousands of years, and when the demon king is not there, the world is peaceful, and there is no so-called war breaking out. Elena said firmly.
"Therefore, you brave people are very fake in the world, as if they are living in a big lie."
Roy continued to preach.
"As for why it is said to be a tool man, because all the rules of the demon capital force the demon king to fight.
There will be various restrictions and fees for private transactions between demon kings. Hinder the establishment of a deeper relationship of interest between the demon kings. It is impossible to borrow money from the family to develop Demon King City.
It is even more impossible to do business in the magic capital, the more money you make, the higher the taxes.
The only thing that can make money is to go to the brave world to fight, and the magic capital also directly takes 20% of the tax.
What do you say this isn't a tool man? ……”
After half an hour, Angel has entered the confused mode, and her worldview is collapsing. Elena was also very firm, insisting that Roy's claim was a fallacy, a rhetoric to persuade him to surrender.
"That's all for today, go back...... Wait, Angel stays. ”
The young lady was left alone, standing there with her head bowed.
"I need information about this world, do you say it yourself, or do I find a way to lie to you?"
"I ......"
Angel cried and mourned, she knew how cunning Roy was, and finally confessed to herself, telling what she knew.
The forest where the Demon King City is located is called the Forest of Light, which stretches for 4 or 5 hundred kilometers, and the elves live in the depths of the forest, which is the only elf kingdom in this world, and the entire forest is surrounded by the Dono Empire, and the elf kingdom belongs to China.
This area belongs to the novice training ground, and there are no dangerous monsters, only novice adventurers, or slave catchers with bad intentions. You can safely collect resources, as long as you watch out for the occasional patrolling elf squad.