Chapter 7: Forgive me for not recognizing the word cut
The atmosphere at the scene was tense, as if only one of the two sides slipped his hand and dropped a cup, and there would be an earth-shattering battle!
As for how earth-shattering? Probably just break a few trees.
The Barbecue Ecstasy tactic failed......
The master is worthy of being a master, and he actually knows that the meat is poisonous just by smelling it, which is much stronger than the fish Xiaobai who ate it directly at the beginning.
That's right, how can people walk the rivers and lakes without some means to save their lives? After all, not everyone has just crossed over like him.
"Can you give me a face?"
Yu Xiaobai said, and then as he spoke, he picked up a few angular stones from the ground, weighed them in his hand, and his eyes looked for the best bully in the crowd.
"Who are you and why should you be ......?"
"Poof!"
Among the people brought by the white-robed man, one was not so obedient, so he was attacked by Yu Xiaobai before he finished speaking! A fist-sized stone was thrown out by Yu Xiaobai with all his might......
Then the man fell to the ground on the spot!
A stream of white and red brains flowed out, and it had already been opened.
……
It turns out that the premise of being able to maintain peace is to have enough force to deter.
Big is beautiful, more is great!
So, under Yu Xiaobai's pretense, the two sides temporarily stopped planning to fight. And Yu Xiaobai finally realized one thing, is he so strong?
"I originally planned to keep a low profile, but in exchange for your contempt!"
"Forget it, I'm having a showdown, don't pretend!"
"I'm a master!"
"With me here today, I see that you dare to do something to him!"
Inflated, inflated......
Although I know that the swelling is wrong, this feeling is inexplicably not bad, and it is even a little addictive.
And at this time, Yu Xiaobai found that the white lines on his chest had changed, from one to two, which seemed to be related to the fact that he had just shouted that he was a peerless master......
Could it be that the more you define your identity, the more white lines there are?
So......
"That, actually, I said I'm the Monkey King, do you believe it?"
The people around him shook their heads, and although they wanted to laugh, they didn't dare to speak. Yu Xiaobai also pretended that nothing had happened, after all, the white lines on his chest did not increase again, and it seems that the method of increasing the number of white lines is still up for discussion.
But now is not the time to think about this, the most important thing now is how to continue to fool around! Otherwise, if his tiger skin was broken, he might not be able to escape in the face of so many reckless men with swords and swords.
Even if it's one stone, the stones on the ground may not be enough......
……
The atmosphere was detached from the embarrassment just now.
Yu Xiaobai also has confidence again!
"So, why are you fighting?"
"It's obviously a brother, why bother swords and guns?"
"Why bother with brothers?"
The string of bead-like words seems to contain Yu Xiaobai's true feelings.
The battle of the people in the rivers and lakes must be what kind of martial arts cheats are inherited by predecessors or something, and no matter how bad it is, it should be some kind of secret treasure chain mail or something, it is inexplicably exciting to think about!
Although some of my small arms and legs are not enough to see, I am rich and dangerous.
Give it a go, turn your bike into a motorcycle!
As long as he learns the peerless magic skills, even if he will eventually return to the world of gods and ghosts, then there is nothing to be afraid of! Coupled with his own ordinary blow, even if he can't claim hegemony in modern society, how can it be more than enough to seek self-preservation, right?
Hearing this, Li Qingshan, who was standing next to him, took a few steps forward, and then said, "It's really my eldest brother who deceives people too much!" Li Qingshan's words were convincing, as if he had some deep hatred, "That thing, obviously my mother brought the dowry from the Golden Daomen, why can't I, as my mother's son, take it away?" ”
"You're just a concubine!"
seems to feel that he is at a loss, and the white robe can only start from the patriarchal method, "Heh, since my aunt married into our family, her dowry is naturally ours!" And I, as my father's son-in-law, naturally have the right to inherit it! ”
"Heh, if it weren't for my mother, would your Li family be able to have today?"
"But your mother is a concubine! Concubine...... It's a concubine! ”
"I'll fight with you!"
The public says that the public is reasonable, and the mother-in-law says that the mother-in-law is reasonable.
It's also reasonable to be unreasonable!
In Yu Xiaobai's ears, the root of all this is Li Xiaobai's mother's fault, it is indeed the instinct of the female Wenqing to seek love and romance the most, but how can Wenqing not regard being a junior as an instinct......
In fact, Yu Xiaobai is also very confused, why does the elopement between the subordinate and the down-and-out scholar and the aristocratic lady become a good story that everyone yearns for?
Probably, it's because the people who write these things are those down-and-out scholars, and the people who are motivated to read these things are rice worms and poor ghosts, right?
Therefore, YY is worthy of being one of the great sins!
And the father of these two brothers, naturally, is not a good thing! The subordinates and poor ghosts who steal the young lady are either ill-intentioned or want to improve their genes.
You don't see Sima Xiangru divorce his wife, you don't see the Cowherd stealing other people's clothes and peeping at other people's baths.
And their mother-in-law, that is, the biological mother of the white-robed elder brother, is a very rational person in Yu Xiaobai's opinion! Since you can't stop your husband from cheating, it will be more beneficial to the future of the family, so why not maximize the benefits? Speaking of which, the daughter of the Golden Knife Gate is still her best friend......
Sure enough, this is a woman's friendship!
In order to pave the way for her son, she also took great pains.
Originally, if his wife could think like this, it wouldn't be the end now, right? Speaking of which, his wife's girlfriends are still quite beautiful, and all of them are rich women.
Thinking of this, Yu Xiaobai's heart darkened......
But time still flows, and the life of a life continues in another world.
"So, what is it?"
Yu Xiaobai's heart was itching, he really wanted to know what this thing was, but he couldn't show it too obviously, so, "I, Li, as a peerless master of a generation, naturally won't covet your things, but it's not a way for you to fight like this, take it out and tell me to take a look, and comment on it!" ”
The people of the rivers and lakes can naturally see the situation clearly.
Not to mention whether the overseas immortal mountain is true or false, but this Li Xiaobai's secret weapon kung fu is indeed superb!
Presumably, it really doesn't look down on ......
Thinking of this, the bald Li Xiaobai was also ruthless, and simply took out a book from his arms!
It reads-
"Five Tiger Jin Door Knife!"
"Yes...... It's the Five Tigers Broken Door Knife......"
"Poof!"
The sound of a stone hitting his face sounded almost simultaneously with the words of a servant.
The eyes of the people around look at the nose, and the nose looks at the heart......
It's as if nothing happened!
As an outstanding young man in modern times, Yu Xiaobai naturally knows words, but unfortunately he recognizes simplified characters.
As a Shuzhong person, when encountering words that you don't know, you are naturally selective to recognize half of the words.
Broken and broken......
It's all a loss of no culture!
……
The stone flew from the face of the white robe, and turned around in the air, opening the scoop of the people behind the white robe in front of everyone, and the nosebleed stained the unclean cloth of the white robe into mud and snow and metu!
But the white robe did not dare to speak......
The people around him didn't dare to speak!
What a miraculous skill this is, this is simply not the power that human beings should have.
Bai Pao is a knowledgeable man, at least better than his younger brother who has been pretending to be a monk and playing treasure. He had seen a lot of masters, even the master of the Golden Sword Gate did not have such kung fu.
No, it's not kung fu anymore......
It's supernatural powers!
Come to think of it, this Jianghu can be compared to the peerless master in front of him in terms of hidden weapons, and only the martial arts supreme on the Black Wood Cliff is right? That's the best master in the world.
The so-called sunrise in the east, only I am undefeated!
At this moment, the white-robed brother seemed to see the future of himself standing on the top of the rivers and lakes......
If you can hug your thighs......
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PS: The head of the Golden Knife Gate is Lin Ping's grandfather