Chapter Twenty-Six: The Glorious Monks
"I said in advance that the disciple could accept it, but ......"
Fang Sheng looked at Long Yan with a serious face, and said the key point: "I don't have a red envelope for you!" ”
"No, I don't want red envelopes!"
Long Yan said solemnly: "Master, please teach me the immortal technique of killing demons with potato chips!" ”
"Poof...... Ahem! ”
Fang Sheng coughed and said, "This... I'm afraid it's a bit difficult. ”
That's right, it's difficult!
And it's not as difficult as usual!
Don't say it's you, it is estimated that even the power may not be able to kill the demon with potato chips!
"It's okay, no matter how hard the cultivation is, I can accept it!" Long Yan's attitude was very firm.
"Well, since you sincerely ask for advice, then I will make an exception to teach you this unique skill!"
Fang Sheng's expression was solemn, and he raised a finger at Long Yan, and said, "If you want to kill demons with only one potato chip, you must first improve your strength to the point of reaching the peak, and if you want to become stronger, there is no other way but to ...... desperately."
"Oh!"
Under Long Yan's blazing gaze, Fang Sheng said firmly: "Breathe!" ”
"Huh? Breathe! ”
Long Yan was stunned and said, "Master, shouldn't you be cultivating desperately at this time?!" ”
Fang Sheng snorted coldly and said disdainfully: "That's the practice of mediocrity, we geniuses don't do this!" ”
"Huh? Master, am I a genius?! Long Yan asked weakly.
"Nope! You are not a genius, but a peerless genius, your heavenly spirit is covered with a spiritual light that erupts out, and you are simply a one-in-a-million immortal cultivation wizard! ”
Fang Sheng stared at Long Yan's confused eyes, and said categorically: "As a genius, even breathing is power, every time you inhale an extra breath of spiritual energy, you will naturally increase by one more point!" Just imagine, if you inhale thousands of breaths of spiritual energy every day than others, then your strength will not rise gradually?! ”
Long Yan's eyes were shining, and he suddenly realized: "It makes sense!" ”
Forehead...... She actually believed it?
I don't even know what I'm talking about.
But fortunately, it was finally fooled.
Fang Sheng finally breathed a sigh of relief, thinking of it with some joy.
"Master, can you teach me how to breathe?"
Long Yan's next question made Fang Sheng a little confused.
"Can't you even breathe? It's just desperately panting! He was a little speechless.
"I also asked the master to demonstrate to the disciples, I am afraid that my posture is wrong and I have inhaled the aura!" Long Yan said seriously.
"Uh...... Okay, I'll give you some demonstrations myself, ...... Do it with me! ”
Fang Sheng stiffened his scalp and opened his mouth, quickly sticking out his tongue, and panting violently like a second dog.
"Whoo~Whew~Whew~"
The two of them faced each other, desperately panting for breath at the table.
"Hey, what are those two guys doing!"
"It's weird, it can't be a youkai, right?"
"I think it's better to call the police!"
The surrounding guests looked sideways, and their suspicious eyes converged on the two.
Some people couldn't help but beat the demon spirit, saying that they found two mentally ill people.
……
Around the end of the evening, the meal was finally over.
Fang Sheng was full of food, full of sucking, full of fairy energy, he said a word to Long Yan, and then drove the auspicious clouds and flew towards Shu Mountain.
But what gave him a headache was that Long Yan followed him all the way to Shushan, and he couldn't get rid of him.
What can I do about it?
There is another mouth on Shushan, how many potato chips do you have to eat!
Fang Sheng was a little worried.
However, having said that, Long Yan is homeless, wandering the world alone, and it is pitiful, since they have all been accepted as disciples, come to Shushan.
After figuring it out, Fang Sheng gradually relieved.
Coincidentally, Wuyazi and Dongfang Piaoxue, who had been out for a whole day, happened to return to Shushan.
"Senior brother, what is she doing?"
Dongfang Piaoxue sharpened her silver teeth, staring at Fang Sheng unkindly, this beautiful little girl made her feel a little crisis.
"Master, senior sister, this is a disciple I accidentally accepted, named Long Yan, um... It was a pure accident! Fang Sheng introduced Long Yan to Wu Yazi and Dongfang Piaoxue.
"Disciple Long Yan, meet the ancestor and uncle!" Long Yan's little face was serious, and he saluted the two respectfully.
"Disciple?!"
Wu Yazi and Dongfang Piaoxue glanced at each other, and they couldn't help but be slightly stunned.
How old is Fang Shengcai, will he accept apprentices?
It's kind of interesting!
"My apprentice's apprentice, that is, my boundless apprentice's grandson!"
Wu Yazi was the first to react, his old face showed a look of relief, he slapped Fang Sheng's shoulder and laughed: "Ahahaha, good boy, good job, my Shushan faction has begun to grow!" ”
Forehead!
Fang Sheng wiped his sweat and said, "Master, what kind of strength are you proud of, there is just one more person, there are only four people in our Shushan faction at present, what kind of growth are you talking about!" ”
"As the saying goes, a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step, our Shushan faction has one more disciple today, and it will definitely be thriving in the future, and the revitalization of the sect is just around the corner!" Wu Yazi said excitedly.
Cut~
Fang Sheng and Dongfang Piaoxue couldn't help but give their master a big roll of the eyes.
With one more disciple, everyone was very happy, and Wuyazi also deliberately took out a jar of spirit wine that had been treasured for ten years to celebrate, and Shu Mountain seemed to be happy, with a touch of joy than usual.
"By the way, you haven't registered with the alliance yet, have you?"
On a stone table, when the four of them were drinking sweet spirit wine, Wu Yazi suddenly raised his head and asked Fang Sheng.
"Huh? No, why should I register with the alliance? Fang Sheng was puzzled.
After registering in the alliance, you will get the status of a "Glory" monk, open up your own "glory space" online, become a star among the monks, and gradually have your own fans! Oriental Drifting Snow explained.
"Monk of Glory? And fans? Now even monks can be commercialized, capitalism is really everywhere, amazing! Fang Sheng said.
"But what's the use of fans?"
"You won't understand it when you tell you like this, you have to wait until you become a Glory Monk, and slowly watch the number of fans who pay attention to you increase, and you will have an indescribable sense of satisfaction in your heart!"
"I see!"
Fang Sheng nodded thoughtfully, and looked at Dongfang Piaoxue curiously: "Senior sister, are you a Glorious Monk?" Are there any fans? ”
"Needless to say!" Dongfang Piaoxue proudly raised her little head.
"Your senior sister can run rampant in the world with that beautiful face alone, not to mention that she is still a fifteen-year-old Jie Dan Perfection Cultivator, so her popularity in the immortal cultivation world is naturally needless to say!" Wu Yazi explained.
"Wow, senior sister is amazing!" Fang Sheng couldn't help but grow his mouth.
At this time, Long Yan continued to add:
"After registering as a Glorious Monk in the Alliance, every time you kill a demon, you can receive a certain amount of honorarium, complete the important tasks released by the Alliance, and get a lot of rewards!"
Honorarium, reward?
Fang Sheng heard the point, and his eyes bloomed.
"I've decided, I'll go and register the Glory Monk tomorrow!"