Naruto, who had his finger knocked off by Sasuke, wasn't annoyed, just sat on the edge of his hospital bed with a grin.

Sasuke half-sat up and moved his body.

It seems that his body is fine, but there is some pain in the skull, and there seems to be some loss of memory.

He only remembered that he had seen Itachi Uchiha, but what exactly happened and what he said was very vague.

After a while, Naruto saw that Sasuke did not speak, and took the initiative to break the ice by showing friendship:

"Where are you practicing pretending to escape?"

Sasuke: ?

Sasuke: "I feel like I've forgotten something very important about Itachi, but I'm not sure. ”

Naruto knew from Bian Kuina that Sasuke had indeed met Itachi, nodded to Sasuke and said:

"Ah, yes, you were sent back by Jiraiya-sensei, you fell for Itachi's illusion called Tsukiyo, and Kakashi-sensei seems to have been hit too, and you're still lying in bed."

Then he said to Sasuke a little nervously:

"Sasuke, didn't you become an idiot after falling into ninjutsu, right? Abba Aba? ”

"You're the one, I'm fine now." Sasuke said angrily.

"Really?" Naruto was skeptical.

"Yes."

"Then I'll test you with a question."

"Heh, whatever, if you finish the exam, please get out of my ward."

"Good Ratcha."

Naruto cleared his throat, the corners of his mouth curled up slightly, looking a little sly.

"A kangaroo, does the kangaroo know?"

"You know, what's the matter, you can psychic kangaroos now?"

"No, I'm asking you why kangaroos never use shopping bags when they go to the supermarket."

Sasuke pondered for a moment and said:

"Because the kangaroo has a bag on its belly."

"That's not right."

Naruto shook his head.

"Nani? Oh, I see, because kangaroos are food deliveries. ”

"Still not right."

Naruto still shook his head.

"Masaka? How is that possible, then why the hell, Naruto? ”

Naruto looked at Sasuke like a fool.

"Because kangaroos don't go to the supermarket at all, it's common sense."

Sasuke: ?

Noticing Naruto's eyes, Sasuke felt his blood throb wildly in his temples.

It's a pity that he doesn't have any strength in his body now, otherwise he would have to punch Naruto twice in the face.

Gritting his teeth, he temporarily suppressed the rising anger.

"There's no logic to your question."

"Okay, okay, then I'll change you to a logical question."

Naruto waved his hand, then continued:

"Then let me ask you, why do rats fly?"

"Why do rats fly?"

Sasuke was even more inexplicable.

"Rats can't fly at all, what kind of mentally retarded are you?"

"That's right."

Naruto slapped his thigh.

"So I ask you, why did a rat suddenly fly? It's a logical question. ”

Sasuke bit his finger.

"Because this rat is a special psychic animal?"

"No, it's just an ordinary mouse, and suddenly it can fly."

Naruto denied.

"Because this rat is a bat in disguise?"

Sasuke replied.

"Not really."

Naruto denied it again.

"Then why?"

"Stupid." Naruto sighed, seemingly anxious about Sasuke's intelligence.

"Because the mouse ate the elixir, and now he has become an immortal, so he can fly."

Sasuke: ???

I have no grievances with you, why do you treat me as a critic?

He turned his face away and decided not to bother with Naruto, a guy with a bit of an abnormal brain circuit.

"Don't be angry, Erzhuzi, although you didn't answer this question, we still have the next question."

Naruto patted Sasuke on the back and comforted.

"Don't touch me!" Sasuke shook off Naruto's hand.

"Say! Next question. ”

Seeing Sasuke, who was already on top, Naruto snickered in his heart, but he still looked serious on the surface.

"Then let me ask you, why did the snake suddenly fly?"

"Heh, Naruto, are you at this level? The same problem can't be fooled by the Uchiha clan a second time. ”

Sasuke turned his face back, a confident smile on his face.

"Because the snake also eats the elixir, he will also fly."

After saying that, he looked at Naruto with a smug expression.

Naruto shook his head.

"No, there is only one elixir, and it has been eaten by mice."

"Then why do snakes fly?"

"Stupid...... Because the serpent ate the rat. ”

“……”

Looking at Naruto's sympathetic eyes, Sasuke began to look around, as if looking for something to give Naruto a head a touch.

"Na, it's not that I don't give you a chance, I'll ask you a question at the end, as long as you answer this question correctly, I will count you as passing, and admit that you have no problem with your IQ."

"Say."

Sasuke gritted his teeth.

"Then why do eagles fly?"

"Because the eagle ate the snake."

"Surely you got it right this time?"

Naruto grinned.

"That's not right."

"Eagles are meant to fly."

"Sasuke, why don't you go out and build a stupid hidden village, I think you're quite suitable for the purpose of being the first generation of stupid shadows."

……

Naruto was asked out of the ward by the nurse.

A nurse lady had been eavesdropping on their conversation outside the hospital room and ended up laughing out loud.

This laughter made Sasuke completely furious, and he almost opened the kaleidoscope in anger, and almost demolished the ward.

In order to prevent the riot in the ward from affecting other patients, the nurse asked Naruto to visit Sasuke again after a while, citing the reason that Sasuke had just been mentally attacked and could not receive strong stimulation in the short term.

Naruto had some regrets.

These problems of his were all tested by Bian Jiuwei before, and now he finally found some field from Sasuke.

There are several sets of questions, but unfortunately the nurse won't let me.

Naruto walked out of the hospital feeling refreshed.

……

Naruto, who walked out of the hospital, ran into Jiraiya, who was waiting for him at the entrance of the hospital.

"Let's go, Naruto, let's keep going."

"Huh? Where to? ”

"Go find the goal of the previous mission, and your first phase of learning at the root is over, right? It is possible to continue practicing on the road. ”

Jiraiya said.

"Huh? Permission from the group? ”

Naruto was a little surprised.

"Hmph, he has to allow it if he doesn't allow it."

Jiraiya snorted coldly.

Just now he found Danzo and said that he wanted to take Naruto again.

Originally, the old man of Tuanzang was not happy, and he was also playing Tai Chi with Zilai.

But after hearing that Jiraiya said that the Akatsuki organization was capturing Tailed Beasts and that Naruto was the highest target, he also planned to take Naruto out to avoid the limelight first, Danzou immediately agreed to let Jiraiya take Naruto away.

Maybe the others in Konoha don't know enough about Akatsuki, but he knows it very well.

Even Xiao's growth and occupation of Yuyin Village are inseparable from him.

What if you let a reincarnation-eyed imp come to Konoha to catch Naruto, and then accidentally find yourself, and don't give all your ashes to Yang Luo?

So he hurriedly agreed when he heard that Jiraiya was going to take Naruto out of Konoha.

And said that if there is any help, even if he speaks, he will definitely do his best to help, as long as this matter does not affect Konoha.

(Thanks to the boss: Hao Junda's reward for the helmsman!) The boss is big, the boss is in good health 20cm without head! ）

(Now it is owed to be added after being put on the shelf: 11 more)

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