Chapter Ninety-Three: I got a zero score in the test and passed
The half-catty fish shrank in the little girl's hand, motionless, as if she didn't want to splash the water stains on her.
She placed the fish on the ground.
Continue to fold your hands and spread them out in the water.
Again.
Luo Tian thought of ten million possibilities in an instant.
What is the identity of this girl?
Little Dragon Girl?
Or the ruthless emperor?
Or Wu Zetian......
Luo Tian's little head can't think of a reasonable explanation.
also said that I am an immortal, I'm afraid the real immortal is herself.
Luo Tian thought in his heart.
The little girl carried a fish in one hand and walked up to Luo Tian.
"Brother Youkai, give it."
……
What are the names, just now he was a fairy grandfather, and now he has become a monster brother again.
Luo Tian took the fish from her.
"Little girl, do you know how to be immortal?"
"Brother Youkai, do you want to ask why this fish came to me on its own?"
Luo Tiantou nodded like a woodpecker, "Uh-huh." ”
"This is what my brother taught me.
Every time I sang the song he taught me, the fish would run to my hand on its own.
But my brother said that he could only do this once a month. ”
Brother?
Who is the elder brother?
"Where's your brother? Why didn't you see him?"
Luo Tian couldn't help but be curious, this little girl has a story!
"My brother is gone."
The little girl suddenly became a little sad, tears rolling in her eyes.
Luo Tian really wanted to smack himself at this time.
Ask what this is for!
"I'm sorry, little girl.
Don't be sad, your brother doesn't want to see you sad even if he lives. ”
"What do you say?
My brother didn't die! He's just going out into the world. ”
The little girl glared at Luo Tian, angry at Luo Tian's unscrupulous words.
When Luo Tian heard it, it turned out that this was the case.
Blame him, blame him for not learning reading comprehension well.
"I'm sorry.
Phew, good luck, good luck.
What's that...... Let's go back. ”
"Aren't you just eating here?"
The little girl was a little puzzled.
Didn't you say hungry? Why don't you eat it again.
"I'm different from other youkai, I like to eat cooked."
The little girl nodded.
It's already strange that youkai aren't ugly, and it's not so strange that they like to eat cooked.
The two returned to the dilapidated house, where the fish had been roasted by the little girl.
Luo Tian knew that his skills were not good, so he did not mix blindly.
"Here, eat."
The little girl handed the fish to Luo Tian.
Luo Tian didn't give a gift, so he took it and gnawed it.
Looks like I'm starving.
Although he wasn't really hungry, he just felt like he needed to eat.
"Don't worry, there's another one, eat it slowly.
No one is robbing you. ”
The little girl stood next to Luo Tian and watched Luo Tian eat.
He thought of his older brother, who also liked to eat grilled fish when he was at home.
Luo Tian divided the fish by two and gnawed the fish until there was only one fish skeleton left.
This fish skeleton can be used as a specimen.
"You eat too, don't eat me alone."
"It's okay, you can eat."
"Then you're welcome."
Luo Tian was like a devil entering the village, and the fish was naked in less than a minute.
After eating, suck a few bites of your fingers.
Fragrant, really fragrant, lips and teeth fragrant.
Luo Tian felt like he hadn't eaten in years.
But he remembered that he had already eaten dinner before he put himself in bed to watch TV, and he had eaten two large bowls of yellow braised chicken rice.
I don't understand, Luo Tian finally boiled it down to the fish being too delicious, so he thought he hadn't eaten for several years.
As soon as Luo Tian finished eating, he could only talk to the little girl with big eyes.
After a while, he felt that he should break this awkward situation.
"Thank you, little girl, for your hospitality.
Do you know where the nearest city is? ”
Luo Tian felt that he should go, as a member of the crossing army, he couldn't hold back the army.
Why do you have to do a career, either to engage in a career, or to enter a sect to cultivate immortals.
However, according to the words of the little girl's grandfather, it is estimated that there is no fairy in this world.
It's all made up by imagination.
He still has to go on a career path, with what he has learned in nine years of compulsory education, as long as he becomes a prime minister.
Li Bai, Du Fu...... Tang poems and Song lyrics are copied like this, who else in this world doesn't know you?
"Brother Youkai, are you leaving?"
The little girl understands quite well, Luo Tian knows what kind of fart he wants to fart as soon as he pouts his buttocks.
"Of course.
I can be the prime minister! ”
"No, no, you're a monster, and if someone finds you, you'll be killed by them.
You can't go to town. ”
"My aunt, I'm really not a monster or a god.
I'm just like you.
Why don't you believe it? ”
"Are you really human?"
…… How can this sound uncomfortable?
"I swear, I swear.
I swear to the sky, if I am not human, there will be five thunderstorms in the sky! ”
"Okay, okay, I believe you."
Is this believing?
Luo Tian was depressed, what was it that almost made him angry with so many words just now.
"Then you can talk about it now."
"I'll take you to the city tomorrow after paying homage to grandpa."
"yes, okay."
It's easy to do when you say yes.
"Little girl, what's your name, I don't know your name yet.
When I develop in the future, I don't know how to find you. ”
"You call me Xiaoling.
You don't have to look for me, I'll always follow you. ”
What's the matter, it takes a lifetime to eat two fish.
The little girl's abacus is very loud.
"Little Spirit.
What are you doing with me?"
Luo Tian was a little puzzled, he knew that he was handsome, but he was not handsome enough to attract a little girl who looked only six, seven, eighty or ninety years old.
"I promised my grandfather to keep filial piety for him for three years, and when the filial piety period expires tomorrow, I will also leave, just with you."
When he said this, his face was not red and his heart was not beating, and he looked like he was eating Luotian.
That's how my grandfather relied on it at the beginning.
Luo Tian thought about it, the little girl was pitiful.
Since people have helped themselves, bring them with them.
The grace of a drop of water should be reciprocated by a spring, let alone eating two fish.
In the future, I will count on the little girl to cook for herself.
Beast!
Such a big little girl actually wanted her to be her full-time cook.
This is naked oppression, exploitation.
"Xiao Ling, how old are you this year?"
"I'm ten years old now."
Pathetic, pathetic.
Ten years old, but he looks like a six or seven-year-old child.
Malnutrition, yes.
Luo Tian couldn't help but feel sad.
I didn't know what to say for a while.
Suddenly, Luo Tian came to say.
"What, Xiaoling, do you still have clothes?
As far as I can wear, I won't be able to go to the city naked tomorrow, and others may think of me as a hooligan. ”
It turned out to be this stubble.
That's right, if he enters the city like he is now, he shouldn't be a hooligan and don't know.
But it was affirmed by the fool at the beginning, and it was still the most beautiful wisdom in the city.
On this cold day, everyone else is dressed tightly, but he only wears a pair of pants.
What's the matter, I want to swim in winter.
"No...... The clothes went into the ground with my grandfather. ”
Luo Tian began to worry.
Alas, he suddenly discovered that he had a ring.
When he first watched the God of Gamblers, he especially liked to change hands.
It's still the kind of one that doesn't have a ring and turns hard.
This time, when he turned, he found that he had an extra ring on his hand.
He distinctly remembered that on Earth, he had nothing on his hands except a few hairs.
Now there's an extra ring.
For a while, there was a storm in my heart.
No wonder Lao Tzu couldn't find the system, it turned out that he had this system in his hand.
Luo Tian treats the storage ring as a system.
After tinkering for a long time, one will bite his finger and drip blood, and the other will shout at the ring......
Xiao Ling watched from the sidelines, and at that time she really thought that Luo Tian was a big fool.
Isn't it time to take medicine?
If you go to the city tomorrow, you have to go to the infirmary.
I tried it in a variety of ways, but it didn't work at all.
In fact, the opening method of the storage ring is very simple, which is to silently open it in your heart.
After that, it's like an arm, and you can go in and get something with a thought.
If you don't go in and get something for three days, the ring will lock itself.
Luo Tian hadn't used the storage ring for a while, and there was nothing in it.
Just a few sets of clothes, but nothing else.
When he was in the Jade Void Palace, there was a peerless spirit stone, and he basically used it directly.
Where else will there be anything to save.
Luo Tianjian didn't react at all, thinking that he was wrong, this ring was actually a token, and this body was not his.
The main reason why there is this speculation is that he feels the height of the ground is different from before.
If he had gone to the water just now to take a photo, he would have known that his face was different.
However, he still has to scold in his heart to vent his emotions.
Damn, garbage ring, can't be opened, IELTS rally!
As soon as I said that.
A wonderful feeling arose.
He seemed to have opened the storage ring.
I was confident and seemed to go.
He didn't go in to see what was inside
He's fantasizing.
Is it a dragon slayer knife at the beginning, and the equipment is all about fighting.
Or a +15 paralysis ring at the beginning, doubling the explosion rate.
Or it is a peerless exercise, and if you practice it, you can be invincible in the same realm.
Excited hearts, trembling hands.
When he entered the ring space, it was not large, and there were several sets of clothes lying in the void.
Other...... Nothing!
The greater the hope, the greater the disappointment.
But soon Luo Tian calmed down.
It's not bad to think about, at least the clothes thing is settled, and he doesn't have to show off his muscular body.
Take out your clothes and change into them.
"Xiaoling, how is it, is my brother handsome or not."
"Brother Luo Tian, how did you conjure up a set of clothes out of thin air?"
"Just kidding, I'm a fairy...... No, I mean to say...... I don't know why I have clothes.
Maybe it was given to me by Heaven because of my pity. ”
Luo Tian didn't want to talk to Xiao Ling about the immortals anymore, and if he continued to talk, he should be really crazy.
"Really? I don't believe it.
My grandfather said that pies don't fall from the sky, and clothes don't fall from the sky.
Brother Luo Tian, you still say that you are not an immortal! ”
Let's click.
Luo Tian knelt down.
He never knelt when he was so big.
Today he confessed.
"Brother Luo Tian, what are you doing here.
The clothes are new, don't get dirty. ”
"Xiaoling, brother, please, please don't say that I'm an immortal in the future, okay?"
"I know, you must have some secret mission, you can't let us mortals find out that you are an immortal, right?"
The little girl, talking to herself, nodded her head in a matter-of-fact manner.
"Yes, yes, you must keep this secret for me."
It's hard to be a man, it's hard to be a man, and it's even harder to be a little girl who is forced to be a fairy but doesn't have the ability to be a fairy.
"Little Spirit.
Now that you've discovered my identity.
Then I'll make it clear to you.
The head of the heavenly gods asked me to do something on earth, but I was not allowed to use mana, so I was like an ordinary mortal.
Do you know? ”
Luo Tian deliberately attached himself to his ear and whispered.
The purpose is to create an atmosphere and enhance the persuasiveness.
If Xiao Ling let him perform a flying escape, what would he do.
This is also a white lie.
Xiao Ling nodded.
The time was almost up, and the two of them were ready to go to bed.
Tomorrow I have to play early.
The next day, Xiao Ling and Luo Tian went to worship Xiao Ling's grandfather.
At this time, Luo Tian knew that the grandfather was not Xiaoling's own grandfather.
He also noticed the words on the tombstone.
The tomb of Xu Zhonglin.
Now the matter is clear.
Isn't he the one who wrote the Romance of the Gods, no wonder he understands it so well.
Of course, this is just Luo Tian's joke.
As for the facts, who can tell?
"Let's go.
Go to the city and be an official. ”
Xiao Ling walked in front, and Luo Tian followed behind.
When they left, the village was reduced to nothingness.
It seems to be real and illusory, how can you say it clearly?
Of course, Luo Tian didn't even notice that the village had disappeared.
After walking for about ten miles, the two finally came to the city.
"Divine City!"
With such a big breath, he dared to name the city the city of God.
Is this going to turn the sky upside down or go retrograde to cut immortals.
Luo Tian took Xiao Ling's hand and prepared to enter the city.
There are a lot of people coming and going, and he is afraid that Xiaoling will be lost.
He will be too careful, if he is lost, it is impossible for Xiaoling to get lost.
There are a few guards at the gates, but they don't stop people from entering or leaving.
The city is much more prosperous than the village.
All kinds of things, Luo Tian has only seen on TV.
It feels the same as in ancient times.
There are even girls dressed in fancy clothes to recruit customers.
There was a cacophony in the gambling house.
The cries of vendors on both sides of the street.
Everything gives Luo Tian a sense of freshness.
The Guardians Guild is hiring!
On top of a tall building, there was such a sentence.
For a while, everyone went one after another.
"Xiao Ling, what are you doing here?"
"This is the annual Guardians Association admissions.
The Guardians Society is the guardian of our planet.
They're amazing.
I heard grandpa say that they are as powerful as immortals. ”
Luo Tian felt slightly embarrassed by his original words.
Fortunately, I didn't say it, it turns out that there are really "immortals" in this world.
No, Shitu, let's give up, Luo Tian feels that he is more suitable to protect this planet.
"Let's go and have a look."
Luo Tian pulled Xiao Ling and ran to join in the fun.
A piece of people in the dark.
Suddenly, a gust of wind blew.
Luo Tian hurriedly grabbed Xiao Ling, it was not clear whether the money was blowing in the wind, but the wind could definitely blow Xiao Ling away.
This annoying winter wind comes and goes as fast as it comes.
It seems to have appeared out of nowhere.
It's not a butterfly fan at all.
Because there is wind in the high-rise building, in other places, the leaves don't shake.
"All the people who are standing and not falling down come in and do a second test."
The man standing in the tall building said this again.
I've heard of using a hair dryer to blow test papers for grading, but I didn't expect there to be a blow test here.
"The man with a child, what are you doing, don't come in soon, I'm just waiting for you.
Yes, that's you. ”
For a time, Luo Tian was in the limelight.
Some people commented in their hearts: This son is not arrogant or rash, and he will become a great weapon in the future.
This is a misunderstanding of Luo Tian.
He didn't even know what was going on.
But he ended up going in.
I still brought Xiaoling in, and no one said that I wouldn't let me take it.
A total of about 100 people passed the first round of assessment.
"Let's take a written test.
As a member of the Guardians Guild, you have to have a good brain!
You can't be like a fool and believe what others say.
Now the first fifty people enter this room, and the next ones go to the right room!
The assessment time is 50 minutes. ”
Luo Tian is the last one, and he is the room on the right.
Once you are seated in the order in which you are in line, you can start answering the questions.
There is a test paper on each table.
After filling in the name, Luo Tian officially answered the question.
The first question confused Luo Tian.
The stem is simple.
"One day A told you, B, that you are not human. Ask, is B a human being?
1. I don't know.
Second, it is not a person.
Third, it is human. ”
What a problem this is.
Read on.
All of them are of this type.
Originally, Luo Tian wanted to choose, but he didn't know.
But the man just said that you can't believe what others say.
So what A says is wrong.
So he chose all the opposites.
Fifty points for multiple-choice questions.
On the back side are short-answer questions.
Just one question.
When your wife tells you that her relatives are coming, what do you say!
According to the train of thought just now, Luo Tian didn't even think about it and wrote it directly: Impossible, don't talk nonsense!
He was the first to turn in the papers.
Beaming as he walked out of the room.
Others who were struggling to write a book looked at each other with admiration.
He also felt stable this time.
Fifty minutes, the exam ends.
I waited another ten minutes.
"Now the results are announced.
The maximum score in this test is 87 points.
It was originally a perfect score, but I was afraid that he would pretend to be forced and deduct thirteen points. ”
Luo Tian was ready to announce his name as a result.
"Congratulations to Su Qin. Successfully passed the second round of testing. ”
"The results of the last student are announced below.
Zero points.
Fifty multiple-choice questions are all wrong!
Let's congratulate Luo Tian on his success in mentioning zero points.
Also passed the second round of testing. ”
Luo Tianru was struck by lightning.
How can it be a zero score!
But why did you pass with a zero score?
"There are a total of ten people who passed the second round this time, and now there are eight people left."
Suddenly, there was a mess in the crowd, and they thought that they should have passed the last place, but then they found out that this was not the case.
"It's not fair, why can that Jiao Luo Tian pass with only zero points!"
"Yes, it's not fair!"
One person came out, and the rest responded.
This person's name is Chen Sheng!
"You guys know a piece of shit, whoever yells again will fuck me off!"
Suddenly there was no more noise, and there was no more noise.
After all, the remaining eight have not yet been announced, proving that there is still hope for these people, maybe it is themselves?
"Zhang Yi, eighty-five points.
Win dang, eighty-five points.
Eighty-five points.
Willingly, eighty-five points.
Tian Ji, eighty-five points.
Bai Qi, eighty-five points.
Xiang Yu, eighty-five points.
Liu Bang, eighty-four points.
Congratulations to the above eight students for passing the second round of testing. ”
"It's not fair! It's not fair! ”
The results have been announced, and those who didn't pass are starting to make trouble with confidence.