The wasteland, who was raising his glass to drink, was frightened by the sudden situation, and squirted out a mouthful of wine, and turned his head to see a beautiful girl in her twenties glaring at her.

The wasteland pretended to be calm and asked, "Beauty, is there something?" ”

"You drink and drink, can you keep your mouth clean? What, pee? We're still eating here! The pretty girl said angrily.

Wu Jin hurriedly apologized, he also felt that the wasteland was too unappetizing to say at this time. The pretty girl didn't give up, and said a few more words.

Seeing Wu Jin apologize, the wasteland was unhappy, I damn it, the two of us drank and chatted, and the voice was not loud, I was just making an analogy, what does it matter to you? It's okay to eavesdrop on what you're talking about, you don't like it, and you dare to run over and slap the table, don't think that your brother is handsome and won't quarrel, and your brother is even more powerful when he fights.

Thinking of this, the wasteland stopped Wu Jin and said, "Do we have anything to do with you when we talk?" If you don't eavesdrop, how do you know what we're talking about? ”

The beautiful girl raised her eyebrows, "Don't be ashamed, who overheard you?" ”

Wasteland said with a smile: "If you don't eavesdrop, how do you know what our brothers are talking about?" ”

At this time, another girl who was eating with a beautiful girl came over and pulled her, "Shiyi, forget it!" There are people all around. ”

The pretty girl snorted and returned to her seat in a rage.

Wasteland shook his head, poured Wu Jin a glass of wine and said, "Now buddy knows why you can't find a partner, you can't handle this grumpy chick, it's inevitable to be single." ”

Wu Jin had a black face, feeling that it was covered with black lines, thinking that I don't want to see a little girl in public, you are not ashamed, I am still ashamed, uncle, the words are what you said, buddy apologizes for you, you are teasing me, I took a sip of wine at the moment, and did not speak,

Seeing that he didn't speak, the wasteland continued: "I'm anxious for you, why don't you introduce one to you?" Let's stay for a while! If it is not suitable, it will be replaced. ”

Wu Jin picked up the wine glass and touched it with the wasteland, raised his head and drank the wine in the glass, "Take care of yourself, you are all single, why am I in a hurry?" ”

"Brother's realm, you don't understand, brother is now pouring a cup full of loveless wine, and there is no one in his eyes."

Wu Jin said: "I think, you want to live in the thousands of flowers, and the leaves don't stick to you, right?" ”

Before the wasteland could speak, eating at the table next to her, the beautiful girl named Shiyi snorted loudly, "Men don't have a good thing!" Bah! Scumbag! That tone is known to fools to mean the wasteland.

Ah? Why does this girl keep targeting herself? What's the situation? Fancy yourself? Didn't you mess with her before? Could it be that he used the analogy of just now, and offended her by affecting her to eat? That's what she deliberately eavesdropped, what's going on? Completely illogical?

Wu Jin glanced at the girl, and asked the wasteland in a playful whisper: "Tell me honestly, have you abandoned the chaos of others?" Does this look like you have a grudge? ”

The wasteland is crazy in his heart, although my brother pretends to be messing with flowers and grass every day, he has never implemented it seriously! It's been eight years since I was forced to leave my ex, and it's about to rust somewhere, right? Who is this and who has been abandoning it from the beginning?

But the wasteland wants to save face, and he can't tell his secret no matter what, not even the iron buddies!

The wasteland said: "I don't know her at all, and I have abandoned her from the beginning to the end!" Besides, my brother's vision is not so bad, right? This menstrual is not my thing! ”

"Okay, don't pretend, the girl is obviously targeting you, you must have offended others before." Wu Jin said.

The wasteland said with disdain: "It's just this kind of stupid girl, don't say that you haven't seen it, it's really what happened to her, the brother and the wild horse don't know the way back, the prodigal son doesn't talk about the rest of his life, who he loves." He looked defiantly at the table next to him.

The beautiful woman named Shiyi wanted to stand up and theorize, but her friend dragged her and persuaded her: "In public places, don't quarrel, it's not easy for me to come all the way to see you, don't say a word, ah?" ”

Shi Yi sat down angrily, glanced at the wasteland, and said, "Ride a broken car to see the three wheels, stay away from me and don't pretend to be a person!" ”

The wasteland saw that the girl provoked herself, and she wanted to stand up, but was dragged by Wu Jin, "Why bother to be like a little girl, drink and drink." ”

"You can't quarrel with this, but buddy is good at it, don't stop it!"

"You're not ashamed, I'm ashamed! Give me a face, sit down and drink! Wu Jin persuaded.

After the wasteland sat down, he felt a little depressed, and said hatefully: "The wild horse doesn't know the way back, and the evil girl must be eradicated!" ”

Meng Meng rolled her eyes and looked at the wasteland, and said faintly, "The teeth are not sharp enough, the person is too thin, what are you going to fight with me!" ”

The wasteland looks stronger, so it's all fighting!

"There is no bee butterfly Mu Qingxiang, and the red clothes are full of jealousy!" The wasteland didn't care if she could understand it or not, and changed the famous sentence and ridiculed it.

I didn't expect Shiyi to really understand, this is a scholar!

Shiyi's heart is on fire! provokes a beautiful woman, you say that no one wants her, no one chases, and the probability of success is very high.

Wu Jin persuaded: "Don't say a few words, drink the bar, the girls are angry." ”

The wasteland deliberately said to the adjacent table, "Angry? It's mine? Boys and girls? Then I don't recognize it, how can the child's name be called 'Qi'? “

Now even Shiyi's best friend couldn't listen to it, and she didn't stop it, Shiyi said angrily at the wasteland: "Can you speak?" If you can't speak, keep your mouth shut and put your mask on! ”

"Why should I wear a mask? Does it affect my breathing? ”

Shi Yi said: "Do you wear pants affect your fart?" ”

Damn, the wasteland is staring at me! Shi Yi glanced at the wasteland with disdain.

At this time, the waiter brought up the grilled fish, a little hot, the wasteland was not in a hurry to eat, a little depressed, usually scolded and quarreled and never lost, but today this bickering is not reconciled!

The wasteland rolled his eyes, and asked provocatively: "It is said that women are like clothes, which one are you?" ”

Shiyi rolled her eyes, "Don't worry, it's definitely a dress you can't afford to wear!" ”

The wasteland shrugged his shoulders and said, "No matter how expensive the clothes are, you don't need money to try them!" ”

Before Shiyi could speak, her best friend was angry, and said to Wu Jin: "Can't you let your buddy shut his mouth?" Look at my best friend's anger, stay with someone like him, are you embarrassed? ”

Wu Jin hurriedly apologized, and persuaded him, but the peacemaker was not easy to be, the two girls over there disliked it, and the buddies here were sarcastic.

The wasteland is not actually indifferent to the feelings of the buddies, and there is mainly a reason.

One is because I have a good chat and drink on my side, between men, especially men who have experienced the coming year in society, drinking and chatting is not just that, nonsense, and then you should do what you should do seriously, you are a girl's house, eavesdropping on people's talk, and come over to slap the table, it's not appropriate.

The second is that the wasteland himself feels the need to show his buddies how to flirt with his sisters! There is a saying, men are not bad, women are not loved, Wu Jin has the temperament of a good old man, in case he meets a powerful daughter-in-law, he will pull him to drink in the future, he will lose a companion, and if he is stricter, maybe he will not even have a buddy.

The third is, this matter is estimated to be not so simple, according to a man's intuition, there is something estimated in it, whether it is for himself or not, it is not clear whether it is aimed at herself, anyway, such a beautiful girl, even the poems she changed, she can hear the sarcasm, and she is not the kind of person who is big-chested and brainless, at least he is a scholar, there is a story in it, where does the intersection come from if there is no quarrel, how to dig out the story without an intersection?

Seeing that Wu Jin was being said, the wasteland sat him down and said, "Dude, can't you be like you and quarrel!" It's just a girl, I'm afraid of him! ”

Shiyi's best friend saw that Wu Jin was timid and afraid of things in the wasteland, sneered, and provoked: "In front of outsiders, even the scumbag who has lost his buddies has a terrible face!" ”

Of course, the wasteland heard the meaning of the words, so you are a scheming and sow discord, right?

"We men often tease each other, but we really don't mean that, you women often praise each other, but you often don't mean that, so, don't look at me and Shiyi scolding each other, but, as a so-called scumbag in your mouth, I said, I still like Shiyi like this, just like you, I don't want to send it to the door!"

The wasteland smiled and watched Shiyi's best friend grit her teeth by herself, you are a scheming girl, dare to sow discord in front of me, and call me a scumbag? Now the scumbag will tell you that even the scumbag can't look down on you!

Seeing the cheap look on the wasteland, Shi Yi gritted her teeth angrily with her best friend who came out for herself, and dared to call her name directly, and angrily pulled her best friend away, "Momo, let's change the family, don't pay attention to such a disgusting!" ”

No way! The scumbag has become a cheap man again, so he will be cheap to the end, and he will be angry with you! "Hey! You two haven't eaten what you ordered, take it away and take it away, don't waste it too much! ”

Shi Yi replied: "What we ordered, what does it matter to you if the waves are not wasted?" I don't want you to pay for it! ”

The wasteland sighed a few times, "Rich and amazing?" If you have money, you waste it? ”

"What's wrong with my sister being rich and capricious? , order whatever you like, you can't care if the waves are not wasted! ”

The wasteland deliberately dragged a long note: "Oh... ”

"Phew! Scumbag, if you have the ability, you can light the gas canister. ”

"You!" Shiyi glared, and her best friend Momo pulled her away.

At this time, on the two tables on the other side, a few young people who were drinking and watching the play secretly gave a thumbs up to the wasteland, and the meaning was very clear: Brother, awesome! What a role model for my generation!

Seeing Shiyi and her best friend being angry and leaving, the wasteland deliberately shouted at this time, "Beauty, what's your full name?" Add a WeChat! ”

Shiyi turned his head and said, "Get out!" ”

"Can't you? Such a beautiful girl is called ''? It's a terrible scenery! Wasteland sighed.

Shi Yi, who walked a few steps away, was so angry that she almost stumbled. Stomped his feet and scanned the code to settle the account, and left without looking back.