Chapter 1: A Man Who Is Afraid of Women!
Located in the area of the Chu River in the south of the territory, there is such a peak, named Taichen.
The mountain is a green hill, and in addition to an old dilapidated mountain villa, there are seven people living on the mountain.
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"Uncle Junior, get up and eat."
At three o'clock in the afternoon, the sun was completely shrouded in the corners of Taichen Mountain, but even so, the young man still patiently came to Li Daoling's room and called him to get up for breakfast.
If Li Yao remembers correctly, this is the thirteenth time today that he has come to wake up Uncle Xiao.
He has no complaints about this.
Or is there room for complaining?
Who let the other senior brothers and sisters be sent down the mountain by the master early to go down to practice, only he is the eldest, the youngest and the weakest, so he can only stay on the mountain to practice, and take care of the master and the little uncle by the way (cook for them).
"Don't make any noise, that crazy woman finally went down the mountain for something, and I finally got such a chance, so let me sleep a little longer."
A faint voice sounded in the room, and after speaking, the beautiful snoring came one after another.
Li Yao: "Forehead ......"
"Little uncle, if the master sees that you haven't gotten up after returning to the mountain, I'm afraid I'll have to ...... again" Li Yao really couldn't take the god in the room, so he had to say more.
"Don't you bother, old five, if you don't scare me, don't you pity me? Can't you let my uncle and me sleep a little longer? β
Li Yao: "............"
"If you don't sleep well, why am I going to eat?"
Li Yao: "???"
"Don't worry, how many days has that crazy woman been down the mountain, she shouldn't be able to come back, don't worry about me, go and cultivate."
Li Yao: "β_β!"
This uncle......
What a wonderful person!
"It's just Uncle Shi, Shizun seems to have returned..."
"Get out!"
I saw that Li Yao outside the room slipped away and escaped without a trace.
This scene is simply not too beautiful.
"Is it so hard to come into this world and get a good night's sleep?" In the simple and simple room, on the wooden bed, Li Daoling's little heart was very helpless.
That's right, he wasn't from this world, his hometown was originally a blue planet called Earth, which was a world where technology and civilization coexisted, but when he was eighteen years old, because of a traffic accident, he crossed directly here.
For Li Daoling, who has read all kinds of time-traveling novels in his previous life, this kind of thing is completely acceptable.
The only thing I can't accept is that I was still a chu before I crossed (woo woo, the reader can't see it, I can't see it).
Maybe it's because of bad luck, after crossing into this world, I was caught here by a strange young woman, and then without my consent, I inexplicably became the other party's junior brother and became the uncle of several disciples of Taichen Mountain.
There is more dog blood and more dog blood.
Unfortunately, he happily accepted this identity.
Then, I lived a life without shame or irritability here.
But during this period, he discovered a shocking secret, that is, the madwoman on the mountain and her five disciples were able to cultivate immortals!
At that moment, he knew that he was traveling through the world of Xianxia.
For this answer, he is excited, because with his experience, anyone who crosses will soon get the golden finger, and then his life will be open, and he will go to the top from then on.
But later, Li Daoling found that he seemed to be thinking too much.
Maybe it's because I'm late for work or because I'm on vacation, but Goldfinger didn't come to the door.
This kind of waiting, that is, several years have passed, and I have not waited for the golden finger.
What to do without a golden finger, he didn't want to accept his fate, so he started to work hard, but in the end, he didn't seem to be able to practice.
Later, Li Daoling completely gave up on himself.
In the same way, he also figured out one thing, he rose strongly with the help of the golden finger, and then arranged a brain-dead plot to slap his face, and then became a very strong and very strong middle two powerhouse, which is the story of someone else's family traverser, and he will no longer have a half-dime relationship.
Since he doesn't have a golden finger, since he can't practice, and he can't hang up, then why should he want to think that his life will reach the peak, isn't it good to be a salted fish that is good for nothing but being handsome?
Even if the strong in this world are respected, even if the demons are rampant in this world, without a golden finger, you can't practice, everything is empty talk.
Is he afraid of being useful?
Since he has no other advantages except being handsome, it is better to sit and eat and wait for death.
Cultivate this thing, and leave it to the ugly people to do it.
Thinking about it, Li Daoling, who was already twenty-two years old, had a bright smile on his face, and then slowly closed his eyes again, ready to continue to sleep beautifully.
"Knock knock~"
Just then, there was a knock at the door.
"~" Li Daoling, who was lying on the bed, instantly exploded.
There is an immediate urge to curse.
"I said that the crazy woman can't come back, let me sleep a little longer."
"Old Five, you have itchy skin, don't you? Tired of being alive, aren't you? β
"Knock knock~"
However, the people outside the door did not respond.
"Good." Supporting the poor body to get up from the bed, Li Daoling gritted his teeth, although the soul was still on the bed and continued to sleep, Li Daoling told himself that he would definitely beat the guy outside the.
After climbing out of bed, Li Daoling stepped forward directly to open the door: "Okay, you are a fifth, it seems that you are long-lasting, see how I clean up today......"
It's just that when the door was opened, Li Daoling's words stopped abruptly.
Then, his face completely collapsed.
Because, the person outside the door was a young woman dressed in white and holding a silver-blue sword, the woman not only had a good figure, but also a beautiful appearance, so beautiful that as long as a man saw it, he would be moved.
In addition to the woman, there is also the old Wu Li Yao with a slightly embarrassed face.
"Hahaha, Senior Sister, why are you back?"
Who else could the woman be besides being the owner of this Taichen Mountain?
Li Daoling wants to cry without tears, this, when did this crazy woman come back?
Nervous!
At the moment, he was panicked!
Panicked.
Since beating him up the mountain, although he has inexplicably become the junior brother of this crazy woman and the uncle of the disciples of Taichen Mountain, Li Daoling knows that on this mountain, he has a certain status in the hearts of several disciples.
In front of this mad woman, he has no status to speak of.
The only thing in the whole person who can get into the right way is that he is afraid that he only has his own appearance.
For Li Daoling, this crazy woman is also only beautiful to attract herself, except for this, the other party is completely a devil-like existence, not to mention her five disciples on weekdays, and to take care of herself in every way.
Sleep lazy, punishment!
If you refuse to work, you will be punished!
Punish her!
If you don't speak well, you will be punished!
Discuss with those teachers and nephews about things that the other party has not heard of, and see things that have not been seen, and they will also be punished!
Penalty Penalty ......
In short, the other party simply doesn't love themselves too much!
Having said so much, to put it bluntly, he is afraid of this woman!
"What did you just say?" Leng Aoshan looked at the guy in front of him with beautiful eyes and said coldly.
Li Daoling was stunned, his old face turned red, he naturally knew that at this time, it was impossible for him to admit it, if he did, the consequences would be delicious.
Then, in the words of the previous life, you can only pretend to be naΓ―ve!
"Hehe, senior sister, I'm afraid you heard it wrong, did I say something? I didn't say anything, hehe, I was practicing in the room just now, and when I heard movement outside, I guessed that you were back, and I said that in the past few days, senior sister, you have been down the mountain, and I have missed you a little, hehe. β
"Forehead ......"
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Leng Aoshan and Li Yao had black lines on their faces.
"Old Five."
"Old Five!" Seeing that Li Yao didn't respond, Leng Aoshan snorted lightly.
"Ahh Li Yao came back to his senses.
"What's wrong, master?" Li Yao hurriedly stepped forward.
"Take your uncle to the back mountain, remember, he cuts down less than fifty trees, and he is not allowed to eat, and if the supervision is not good, you are not allowed to eat."
When the words fell, Leng Aoshan snorted coldly, and the beautiful figure immediately turned around and left.
"Ah~"
Li Yao was stunned.
And Li Daoling was also stunned!
Looking at the departing shadow, Li Daoling said in a loud voice: "Okay, you crazy woman, you deserve to be single, do you want me to chop wood?" I tell you, no way. β
"Who am I Li Daoling? Is it possible to do such a thing? β
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Half an hour later, Taichen's back mountain!
The sound of chopping wood one after another sounded beautifully.