Chapter 30: Uncle's Welfare
The wasteland looked at the direction with a variety of dissatisfaction, and wanted to take the opportunity to extinguish his own anger, although he was not afraid, but it was annoying to be entangled in a vinegar jar!
Such a thankless task, let's explain.
People are calm enough, if you change your identity, if you find that the girl you have been chasing for a long time suddenly gets along with someone else, you will definitely have to take a knife to "ask" with the other party.
The wasteland shrugged his shoulders and said sincerely: "Little brother, don't get me wrong, I especially understand your current mood, in fact, I am Zhou Shaoteng's uncle, don't look at my youth, in fact, I am almost forty." ”
The anger that had just been suppressed in the direction was a little confused by the god of the wasteland, and most of the anger was gone! Is this my uncle? Don't care about your uncle or cousin, this is an elder, you must not be offended, your girlfriend hasn't caught up yet, you offend your uncle first, if you leave a bad impression, it is likely that there will be no drama in the future.
The direction was embarrassed and bowed to the wasteland and apologized, "It was very rude just now, which made my uncle laugh!" ”
The wasteland that is secretly proud of his wit is not lightly thundered by the "uncle" of the direction!
It was not only the divine beast that roared in his heart, but also the cry from the depths of the soul of the wasteland, "Such a big nephew, I can't afford it!" ”
Zhou Shaoteng saw that after the two of them shook hands with the wasteland, their expressions became tense, and the atmosphere was not right, and he wanted to use the wasteland coach as a shield to let the direction not entangle his sister, and he died of that heart, but he didn't expect it to be self-defeating, and knocked over the vinegar jar in the direction, and the two seemed to be about to fight, Zhou Shaoteng hurriedly ran to the office to get his mobile phone to call his sister.
"Hey! Sister, let me tell you something! ”
"What's there that you won't come home at night and say? Hurry up and train well! Du Xinyan said.
"This is very important, do you remember the direction that has been chasing you?"
"Remember! What happened to him? ”
"He found me training here and asked me to help him ask you for dinner, I didn't agree, so I said that Coach Araku was my brother-in-law, I thought he would die, but I didn't expect him to fight with Coach Ara."
"I'll beat you up again when I get home at night!" Du Xinyan hung up the phone in a hurry, flipped out the mobile phone number in the direction from the blacklist in the mobile phone address book, and dialed it.
Xiang remembered that he still had two boxes of tea in his car, and ran to get them and give them to the wasteland. "When we met for the first time, I didn't bring any gifts, this is Jin Junmei of Tongmuguan, which is very rare, so I will give it to my uncle to drink, please don't dislike it."
The wasteland said that it was not appropriate to accept it, and resolutely did not want to, and said in his belly: "Good girl, such a big nephew, I feel a little superior, this is called to me, I feel old, I haven't married a daughter-in-law yet!" ”
The direction was still insisting, but the mobile phone rang, and when I took it out, I saw that it was Du Xinyan calling, and I was excited, "Hey! Xinyan! ”
Du Xinyan's voice came from the other end, "The surname is Fang!" Which one told you to disturb my brother's training? I'm telling you, how dare you make trouble there today! I can't spare you! ”
The direction has been chasing Du Xinyan for almost a year, knowing that Du Xinyan loves sports, in order to get close to the goddess, what martial arts fighting these hobbies, the direction is also a variety of kung fu practice, but Du Xinyan has been ignoring him, let alone calling him, just answering his phone, he can be excited for a day, at this time Du Xinyan actually took the initiative to call him, although he was angry, but it was good to be able to take care of himself, as for the details of the anger, don't care, haha!
"I didn't make trouble, how dare I disturb our brother's training, I'm chatting with our uncle at this moment."
This "uncle" in the direction almost didn't choke to death on the wasteland next to him, damn it, brother, I'll just make a joke, just find a step down, why do you take it seriously? You haven't skimmed the eight characters yet, and this is starting to call us up? The skin is really thick enough, no wonder people are so indifferent, and they can still chase after it like this!
On the other end of the phone, Du Xinyan frowned and refuted: "What are you talking nonsense? That's my brother, what is our brother? You get out of the way for me, don't talk nonsense there, I'll tell you today, we don't have a show, just your little example, hurry up and stay away from me, I'll be angry when I see you! ”
The direction was not afraid of the wasteland and looked at the joke next to him, and said cheekily: "Xinyan! Feelings can be cultivated, I believe that after a while, you will find out about me. ”
Du Xinyan was not lightly angry, and hung up the phone, "Hmph! It's a neuropathy! ”
The beautiful woman walking next to Du Xinyan covered her mouth and laughed: "Sister, won't it be the thick-skinned boy again?" ”
"What are you laughing at? Tell me how you came across the wasteland yesterday? Du Xinyan said angrily.
If the wasteland is here, it will definitely be recognized, the beautiful girl who is with Du Xinyan at this time is Zhou Yi, two beautiful women with different styles are walking and chatting on the campus, the return rate is really high, this is the point of going to school again, students see, although it is a primary school student, the teacher looks, regardless of male and female teachers.
There is a male teacher, and he actually hit the pillar, alas, the lethality of the beauty can be seen!
On this side, looking at the phone that hung up, he said happily to the wasteland: "Today is definitely stained with your light, usually Xinyan can take care of me, I am very satisfied, today actually took the initiative to call me, it seems that I am on the road to success, and I have taken another step, so uncle, I will add your friend, I will invite you to have a meal another day, I have to take care of Xinyan's affairs." ”
The wasteland is completely speechless now, for a guy like Xiang who is carried away by love, how pale the explanation is, forget it, you misunderstand.
"This, you young people's affairs, I won't participate in it, you chase it hard, I, just care about Zhou Shaoteng now, don't disturb Zhou Shaoteng's training next time, how good the relationship between their sister and brother is, I think you know, now she has high expectations for Zhou Shaoteng, if you make her unhappy, let me tell you, then you really have no fun, I also secretly told you that your competitors are more than ten or eight, chase her, quickly step on the threshold of her house!"
The direction nodded and said: "What you are talking about, I also know that I am fiercely competitive, I am very confident in myself, from last year to now, and I chased her at the same time several brothers, now basically empathize with other love, only I am still working tirelessly, although new competitors continue to appear, but how can I have patience, I believe that one day I will impress her." ”
The wasteland wanted to laugh but it was inconvenient to laugh, so he found an excuse to slip away, "That, I have to watch Zhou Shaoteng train, if you have nothing else to do, I'll go and get busy, remember what I said just now, make her unhappy, you two will really have no fun!" ”
"Okay, please rest assured, uncle, I'll pay attention, you get busy first!" After speaking, the eyebrows flew and left, and the look was even happier than winning the lottery!
The waiter and caddie passing by looked at the wasteland in surprise, with question marks on their faces, where did the wasteland coach get such a big nephew? It is said that the nephew is like an uncle, this is so stupid, it is definitely not a kiss!
The wasteland shook his head, returned to the training room, and was about to settle accounts with Zhou Shaoteng, but he looked around inside and out, but he didn't see anyone, and ran to the office to take a look, Zhou Shaoteng was lying there writing a review!
The wasteland has nothing to say for a while, people are so conscious, why are they mad at others?
"What do you write?"
"Review!" Zhou Shaoteng glanced at the escape route meaningfully.
"I'll write it when I go back at night, now I won't cut you, don't think I'm so evil, revenge training is not my style, don't joke about your sister in front of outsiders next time, girls, especially your sister's kind, reputation matters, do you know?" Wasteland said earnestly.
Zhou Shaoteng was most afraid of the wasteland and settling accounts with him, seeing that he was so calm, he felt a little relieved, and nodded in response: "Okay, I know, in that direction, he didn't fight with you, right?" ”
The wasteland kicked Zhou Shaoteng's ass, "Beat you big-headed ghost, next time remember, in front of the direction, you call my uncle, otherwise, today's lie will not be fulfilled, that stinky boy actually called me uncle!" ”
"Huh? Is he still so cheeky? Zhou Shaoteng rubbed his buttocks and said.
Wasteland asked curiously, "What do you mean, he used to be thicker-skinned?" ”
Zhou Shaoteng said with a disgusted face: "I've never seen such a thick one, I heard that when people see their girlfriend's parents, they call them uncles and aunts, my sister is not his girlfriend yet, he met my mother, and he actually called his mother directly!" ”
Wasteland slapped his legs and laughed, "What is your sister's reaction when she finds out?" ”
Zhou Shaoteng whispered: "My sister ran to their house, dragged him to the boxing gym, and beat him up for half a month under the guise of competition, and since then, he didn't dare to talk nonsense in front of my sister." ”
Wasteland remembered that the guy just now wanted to drag himself to the boxing gym to fight, I guess I learned it this way, I want to beat myself up in the name of fighting, and the fight is not a fight, and it perfectly circumvents the public security management regulations, but the ideal is plump, and the reality is skinny.
If you really do it, it is estimated that one whip leg in the wasteland will perfectly solve the battle.
Wasteland asked, "Why is your sister so ruthless?" ”
"This is already the mercy of his subordinates, at that time, he was beaten and still didn't accept it, he insisted on holding it in the ring, he was thick-skinned and brainy, if it wasn't for the boss of the gym to pull it, my sister could really kick him out." Zhou Shaoteng said.
"It's okay to beat it up! He is not suitable for your sister, that IQ, he actually called my uncle just now, and I beat him to death! Where can I find such a big nephew? He looks older than me, and I hope your sister will cut him another day and give him a long memory! "The wasteland is a little angry with this cheap "nephew".
After speaking, he glanced at the two boxes of Jin Junmei sent in the direction, looked at the packaging and looked at the packaging, opened the lid and smelled it, "Well, it is indeed a good thing, keep it as spiritual compensation." ”
Zhou Shaoteng asked, "This is sent in the direction?" ”
"Hmmm! Dip your sister's light, this is his filial piety to his uncle! But it's disrespectful, stay, and I'll tell your sister when I turn around, you concentrate on training. Wasteland thought to himself, or be wise.
Being a brother-in-law, that is the target of public criticism, the object of hatred of the majority of male compatriots, as an uncle, there are still a lot of benefits.