After finishing today's business early, Lin Mo returned, and he had to go to the bridge to wait for a lot of money.

When you are almost at the gate of the city.

I saw Uncle Bird pulling two middle-aged strong men and said, "Two stays, two stays, I see that the two Yintang are black, I'm afraid there will be a bloody disaster." ”

"Fuck your fart."

The two middle-aged strong men stretched out their hands to hit Uncle Bird, but found that the two hands held by Uncle Bird couldn't move at all.

Uncle Bird pushed the two away and shook his head again and again, "Hey, if you don't listen to the words of this great immortal, you will suffer in front of you, and I don't need to be angry with the dead." ”

"What a bad luck."

The two middle-aged strong men snorted and hurriedly left.

Lin Mo was just about to leave, and Uncle Bird came to him again in a flash.

"You, you, what are you doing?" Lin Mo covered his nose and said.

"Come closer." Uncle Bird gave Lin Mo a look.

Lin Mo reluctantly moved a little closer, and the smell became heavier...

"What are you doing, come closer."

Uncle Bird directly dragged Lin Mo over, leaned into Lin Mo's ear and said, "Young man, I see that you have a bad face, and you are suitable for killing people and selling goods." ”

A small note was stuffed in Lin Mo's pocket.

After Uncle Bird left, Lin Mo felt dizzy, and he was sure that he was smoked.

When waiting for a lot of money by the bridge, Lin Mo took out a note from Uncle Bird, which read, 'Wait for me at Liu Zombie's house tonight, I will tell your fortunes.' ’

Lin Mo reluctantly picked up the note again, thinking, "Sure enough, you know each other, so you have to admit it this time." ’

Because he had to buy more Poke Balls for Chante, this time the money was delayed a little bit, and he finally arrived at the bridge before four o'clock and returned to the town with his peers.

After arriving home, Lin Mo put down his things and went to Liu Hanshuang's house, and showed it the note given by Uncle Bird to Liu Hanshuang.

"Sir, do you know this fortune teller?" Lin Mo asked.

Liu Hanshuang, who was eating, hurriedly finished the rice in the bowl and said, "I don't know." Then he quickly put away all the dishes, chopsticks, teapots and cups on the table.

"Sir, what is this?"

"It's okay, you can sit down first."

Until the table was empty, Lin Mo and Liu Hanshuang sat like this.

"Fortune telling, fortune telling, is there anyone at home?"

Uncle Bird shouted at the top of his voice, but no one paid attention to him, and he walked into Liu Hanshuang's house.

"The two of you are polite, I am a half-immortal, I know astronomy and geography, I know five hundred years before and five hundred years later, please ask if you want to count a hexagram." Uncle Bird said.

"No, I don't." Lin Mo and Liu Hanshuang said in unison.

Uncle Bird shook his head, "This old gentleman, I see your face..."

"Wait, sir, just sit there and talk about something." Liu Hanshuang hurriedly said.

Uncle Bird coughed dryly twice, "I don't know if I can ask for a glass of water." ”

"There's no water." Liu Hanshuang said.

Uncle Bird was deflated, just wanted to say something and swallowed it back, and said calmly: "This old gentleman, I see that you are unlucky, you should not go out recently, otherwise the consequences will be very serious, go out and trip over a stone and fall halfway, be hit by a car and have cerebral palsy, and be struck by lightning..."

"You've just been struck by lightning, and the water is in the back kitchen." Liu Hanshuang jumped up directly from the chair.

Uncle Bird laughed and ran to the back kitchen.

Lin Mo looked at Liu Hanshuang and said weakly, "Sir, you can also scold people." ”

Liu Hanshuang smoothed out, straightened his clothes, sat down again, looked out the window, sighed, and said lightly: "The character has collapsed." ”

After a while, Uncle Bird came out of the back kitchen.

"Oh, I'm full of food and drink, thank you for the old gentleman's hospitality, and as a token of gratitude, I decided to give the two fortune tellers for free." Uncle Bird said with a smile.

I saw Liu Hanshuang stretch out his hand and said, "Eat and drink? You said you still had dinner? ”

"Haha, I'm hungry."

"You..."Liu Hanshuang pointed at Uncle Bird and wanted to say something, but he held back, thinking, "I'm afraid I'm not ruining my own pair of dishes and chopsticks again."

"Look at your stingy appearance, how can the money I give you for fortune telling is more than the cost of a meal, and besides, you don't have more food in that pot." Uncle Bird sat on his chair and dangled.

Liu Hanshuang was also speechless, "Forget it, put aside the dishes and chopsticks you ate and the teacups you drank." "I thought, 'I'll throw away these chopsticks and teacups in a while.'"

"I see that your dishes are washed, and the trouble saved is to eat directly in the pot with a spoon, you can rest assured that I lick it cleanly, this pot is fine if it is not washed, as for the teacup, it is useless, I was too thirsty when I went in, so I directly carried the kettle to drink." Uncle Bird laughed.

Liu Hanshuang almost didn't spit out a mouthful of old blood, "You bastard get out of here, Lao Tzu's teapot was brought from Liangzhou, and he has been with me for more than ten years, are you special..."

"Mr. is angry, Mr. is angry, pay attention to the personality." Lin Mo said with a smile, Liu Hanshuang heard the word 'human design', so he held back his anger and sat down again.

And Uncle Bird looked very proud, and he kept puffing out his cheeks and didn't laugh out loud, as if he did it on purpose, "Uh-huh, I look at the faces of the two, it's really some..."

"If there's a fart, let it go..."

"The two who committed the murder last month were too heavy, and I'm afraid there will be retribution this month." Uncle Bird said seriously.

"So how do you solve it?" Lin Mo asked.

"Then please ask this little gentleman to wait in the north of the town at seven o'clock tomorrow night, he has his own solution, as for this old gentleman, as long as he doesn't go out."

"Okay?" Lin Mo asked.

"I'll see you tomorrow night, Benxian has gone." After speaking, Uncle Bird walked out of Liu Hanshuang's house, and just after going out, he heard the sound of him about to laugh...

"Sir, are you sure you don't know this Uncle Bird?" Lin Mo asked with a smile.

"I don't know."

"Then wait for him in Zhenbei tomorrow, will there be danger, and will the retribution he said come from Shanghai." Lin Mo asked.

"Don't worry, there is no danger, unless Yutong comes over in person, everyone else is in vain in front of him, you go back first, I'm tired." Liu Hanshuang said, he himself knows that Lin Mo knows it now, but he really doesn't want to know Uncle Bird, a bastard.

After Lin Mo went back, he was about to close the door, when suddenly a sharp-beaked monkey cheek and big bucktooth face appeared in front of him, and a foul smell came to his face.

This elusive Uncle Bird came out of nowhere, smiled at Lin Mo, and said, "There's no place to sleep, can you spend the night tonight." ”

"No, my family is too small and there is no bed, Mr. Bird should go next door, good night, see you tomorrow." After speaking, Lin Mo closed the door directly with a 'snap'.

Subsequently.

I heard a roar of "Get out..."