Chapter 5 This Matchmaking System, As You Wish!
"Yes, Boss Gou sprays beautifully!"
"If you can talk, you can talk more, Uncle Cao, what Lao Tzu hates most in his life is trolls!"
Yang Yongxing and Gangzi also spoke one after another, supporting Gou Cheng in the headphones.
Anyway, this one is the first to make a mockery on the other side, and they can only be regarded as legitimate defense at best!
"If you say that, I guess he's going to live on your way."
Cheng Yu also laughed and reminded Gou Cheng.
"Come on, catch me more, I'll sacrifice in the early stage, and follow your ass in the later stage, let him know what cruelty is!"
Gou Cheng pursed his lips and didn't care.
To describe it with his favorite sentence before, that is, Lao Tzu's top order, it doesn't matter if it's aimed at it or not, it's all collapsed anyway!
"That's not going to work, I'm killing him to the fullest."
Cheng Yu shook his head.
Immediately after, he mysteriously instructed Gou Cheng and Yang Yongxing in the headphones, asking them to do so...... can make the guy on the other side angry again!
It's also distressing that this drill 1 blind man.
When he typed the words "I am your father", it had actually proved that there was something wrong with his mentality, and the level of the overall rhythm drove it plummeted to a maximum of platinum 1!
Otherwise, he wouldn't be like a primary school student, and I'll be crazy when I see you spraying me...... Bring emotions straight into the game!
This wave, it stands to reason that a crocodile who is about to be level six, coupled with a blind monk, actually has the capital to beat the opposite field.
But it's a pity that Cheng Yu has already greeted the Titan...... Let him pretend to be sent home by the Ice Bird to resupply, and in turn circle the earth to catch it.
Just like last week's group stage G2 played DWG.
It doesn't matter if you Niu Gray can be tied with TS for the first order.
Anyway, I was infinitely crazy before the sixth level of the midlaner, even if I lost my soldiers, I had to try to complete the kills again and again on the road!
There is no suspense.
At the critical moment when the crocodile was a few soldiers to six, he was beheaded under the tower by Qian Jue, who rushed over.
The Titans also sealed the blind man's escape route...... Qian Jue easily double-killed, and directly seven minutes ago, he got a strong record of 6-0.
The blind man and the crocodile were so angry that they had a toothache.
Especially since this titan is still forcibly dancing towards their corpses...... It's really a fox and a fake tiger, and I don't look at how many knives I have been pressed by the ice bird!
And this kawaii girl who is playing Xia on the lower road, is actually smiling and saying that she wants her brothers to stabilize, she has an advantage......
There may not be any malice in these words, but in the ears of blind people and crocodiles, it really makes them ashamed, and they can't wait to spit fragrance on the public screen now!
But they resisted the urge to type.
The blind man also gritted his teeth fiercely, intending to continue to cross the tower with the crocodile in the next wave!
He still doesn't believe it, he drilled 1 in a dignified manner, beat a few elementary school students, and can still maintain this miserable record of 0-X!
So.
The next wave of blind men is coming with great vigour.
And so.
He and the angry crocodile died miserably.
They didn't even manage to kill the monkey that was taunting madly at the bottom of the tower...... Qianjue's sixth-level ultimate, and the monkey finally left a fake clone, and he was stunned to successfully play the monkey with them!
And when the Jungle Knife Attack Speed Shoe Qianjue exploded and pursued all the way, the scene was really tearful for those who heard it and sad for those who saw it.
The sound of double killing quickly resounded in the sky, and it also made the girl who played Xia frown again...... It's not that these guys are all super bosses who are looking for, why do they look like they're secretly playing with their cousin's number?
……
"I'm going to be a monkey with a whole family!"
The wind is roaring, and the other side is laughing...... The blind man is roaring, the crocodile is wailing!
Especially the former, looking at his 0-5 record, he couldn't help but use his trembling hand to type:
"I'm really your long-lost father, right? Do you have to keep coming to me? ”
After he finished saying this, the other side quickly replied.
or from Gou Cheng's "upper score basically relies on Gou":
"My son's typing speed is so slow, just like you, you can starve to death if you go to the starting point and mix the whole attendance!"
"Also, don't rob Lao Tzu of your father, I said it earlier, Qianjue is Lao Tzu's wild father...... If you want a father, go next door and recognize another one! ”
"But your data, I'm afraid it's from the level of training, hey, it's really a BB as fierce as a tiger, and I look at the record of zero bar five!"
"I've never seen such a brazen person, what kind of face do you have to meet this perfect mending sword Kasumi and Ice Bird!"
……
Gou Cheng is fast.
Almost in the blink of an eye, four lines of large characters appeared on the public screen.
And in his words, he played at least five starts, which also made his teammates give him a thumbs up, and even made the blind man on the other side so angry that he almost wanted to vomit blood!
"It's a shame that you don't play Raven with your hand speed."
Cheng Yu also shook his head and sighed lightly, this crackling typing speed, even he was ashamed of himself!
"Good! Good! Good! ”
The blind man gritted his teeth and replied to three big characters in a row.
Although the anger in his heart has broken through the sky, he really doesn't dare to go to this guy head-on now!
The ghost knows, will he mock himself for operating garbage, and his level is sluggish, so as to make the girl feel that she is really a little garbage!
And next.
In the case of the explosion of the blind man's mentality and Cheng Yu's imminent supergodship, the situation has become more and more clear!
He took the buff to take the little dragon, and then blatantly hit the vanguard.
Anyway, there is a Titan monkey Qinnu who has been escorting him...... Even if the ice bird on the other side is perfect, it will not dare to harass it physically.
A Qianjue who is about to go out of the hurricane in 10 minutes, this is really who goes and who dies.
He doesn't want to be like the blind man, and all kinds of cheat fathers' achievements are directly looked down on by other girls!
As for the blind man who was ashamed.
On the premise that he has died several times and has no wild monsters to fight...... Now even a pure bastard top-list monkey can scare him into running RW for his life with a single look!
This also made the entire purple party come from the heart and began to subconsciously choose to hold together!
But it doesn't matter if you hold together, what matters is that they can't deal with this Qianjue at all.
Icebird's QE, Hammerstone's Hook, Kasumi's Barb, Blind Boy's Roundhouse Kick......
Almost none of them worked!
Among them, in addition to Qianjue's own position prediction, there must also be the current row of the Titan Monkey Qin Girl's fierce body that is not afraid of death.
In short, they are playing a group, and they are practicing and proving four words from beginning to end...... Crazy Daddy!
So they can win two waves in a row, and they can also make Qianjue have an endless hurricane 17 minutes ago, almost a roll can scare the meatiest crocodile on the opposite side to hand over a flash!
The purple side is almost all messy.
They really don't know if it's because the blind man is too vegetable, or if this Qianjue is more fierce than they imagined!
The girl who played Xia was also stolen by Qianjue's three basic attacks, and her face was cold, complaining that it was a bit too much in the early stage!
This makes the blind man even more ugly...... Has she forgotten that the reason why Qianjue got up was not because she helped her at the beginning, but she was beaten three for one by squatting?
But he certainly didn't dare to retort.
To lick the dog, you have to have the consciousness of silently carrying the pot.
It's just that in the team, he is submissive, and on the public screen, he has to think about hitting hard.
In 20 minutes, when the opposite side broke the main base and killed people, and it was about to end in a few seconds, he went crazy with the fastest hand speed:
"This Lao Tzu admits it, don't let me touch you again!"
Seeing this line of words appear on the public screen along with the picture of the explosion of the base, the blind man couldn't help but feel a sickly pleasure in his heart!
Aren't you very strong, aren't you very fast at typing?
There's a kind of coming back to fight back, there's a kind of jumping out of the screen and biting your grandpa!
When the game exits, the blind man can finally breathe a sigh of relief.
Listening to the crocodile and the ice bird, they were all tacitly complaining, saying that it was just because Qianjue was too lucky, and that long-lost smile appeared on the corner of his mouth!
Especially when he heard this girl say that the other side is too good at swearing, and it is just a bunch of trolls, his heart is as sweet and mellow as drinking honey!
And then.
He was very domineering and led the team to start another round of battle.
He also made up his mind to perform well, and he must prove his strength with a blind man!
But......
Just five minutes later.
When the game was loaded, he looked at the large number of familiar IDs on the opposite side, and the smile on the corner of his mouth suddenly froze!
Because he can definitely know how strong Qianjue was just now.
The reason why they insisted on the net and their bad luck was that they were just strong on the surface of their mutual understanding!
His cruel words are just pretending!
Looking at the jungler Ike with a 90% win rate, the blind man's heart was half cold.
And wait for the game to enter.
The "basic reliance" on the opposite side was already very quick and happy to send a line of big characters:
"Hello, Mr. Blind, all the encounters in this world are reunions after a long absence!"