Chapter 37: The scumbag is in action
On this day, Yu Xiaobai stood on top of the city pass of thousands of miles, holding a sword and facing the opponent's million-strong army!
His silver armor was shining, and his big red cloak was hunting behind him!
As long as the sword is moved, the one hundred and two city passes will fall into the sky.
Dust in the distance rushed to the face, with the breath of iron and destruction!
Isn't it human to be so powerful?
Outside the sky, there were countless demons who were frightened by Yu Xiaobai's sword, hovering in the air and not daring to attack.
Behind him is an army of millions of beautiful women......
They are loyal to their duties, because behind them are the people they and Yu Xiaobai created, and they are all their babies.
This is all his harem!
Kidney treasure, a bottle of refreshing.
Two bottles, the steel gun does not fall!
Three bottles, immortality!
Give me an island and a group of girls, and I will give you a long-lasting race! Legend has it that the Yellow Emperor has 3,000 maidens and is soaring in the daytime, which is estimated to be similar to the current situation of his Yu Xiaobai, right?
"This kind of life is the life of people!"
And just when Yu Xiaobai returned victoriously and was ready to carry out his own plan to further create people......
The beauties in front of him actually fell off their heads with all their heads, and then they changed into hairpins on the ground, and these hairpins all had small mouths, constantly asking Yu Xiaobai if he really loved them.
And in the distance, countless scarlet fetuses are shouting for their father in the snow.
The red flags are all rolled up, as if they are all bloody!
After a while, Yu Xiaobai, whose body trembled for a while, only felt that this world was boring......
Sure enough, even something like a human mother can't stop a creature called a scumbag! It's the same with or without a head when you turn off the lights
If it's in the wild, it's a big deal to shoot the sun together!
……
"Li Gongzi, wake up? Wake up! ”
This voice is very good, even better than the voice of the most beautiful girl in the dream.
Yu Xiaobai woke up in a daze.
In front of her was Ren Yingying, she had already changed into clothes that matched her figure, and she was really beautiful......
Sky blue long skirt with wide sleeves and streamers!
It's like the azure and other smoke and rain, and I'm waiting for you.
Suddenly, Yu Xiaobai felt that he was in love......
Anyway, how many times did he feel like this? I can't count them, right?
Unfortunately, those were just dreams!
Of course, if he works hard in reality, he still has a chance to open the Crystal Palace......
But he's a scumbag!
The person I love is in someone else's arms, so it sounds very sad.
So, what do I like other people's wives?
Anyway, the meaning is pretty much the same!
However, as a scumbag, it is the right operation to hold what is in your arms and then like what is in someone else's arms.
So this kind of thing in the Crystal Palace is not cold to him Yu Xiaobai at all, just a little yearning......
Actually, it's the fear of the chai knife......
No matter how powerful a man is, he can't resist a backstab from the door of life!
……
"Oh, what's wrong with me?"
Yu Xiaobai raised his head, it turned out that he fell asleep next to the chaise longue where Ren Yingying was lying, and he also put his head on someone else's couch, but unfortunately it was not on his legs......
But!
Yu Xiaobai knew that people who had just woken up would feel a little delirious, so he followed Ren Yingying's hand to help him lie down, and went directly into the arms of the little girl.
Perfect!
Eating tofu in such an open and honest way is really a great joy in life.
This holy aunt deserves to be a holy aunt, and her broad mind is worthy of this holy word!
But even so, the serious thing should not be forgotten, "Anyway, why did you come here to rob the lottery winnings?" ”
"Father...... Father let me do it! ”
"You...... You are Ren Yingying! ”
Yu Xiaobai pretended to be very surprised.
But, "In that case, I don't think the girl is an evil person, so let's leave......"
Murder, robbery, contempt of government......
If it weren't for winning her favor, the ghost would be willing to speak with a clear conscience, although Yu Xiaobai did not have much conscience.
But these words obviously made this holy aunt who felt that she was not valued on weekdays fall, after all, she was only a teenager, and she was a young woman of literature and art who liked to read......
Such people are the favorite targets of those young people in society!
You just have to talk to them and they will think you know her life! You just have to let them behave recklessly, and she will think you understand their thoughts and pain.
It's best to add a few words of earthy love words or something when you soak them, and the effect is simply not too good!
Of course, the most important thing is to be willing to spend money......
For example, now, "Girl, although I have no money or property, the girl should accept these dozens of taels of silver!" Even if it's left to be a coil. ”
Yu Xiaobai took out a few silver tickets from his arms, and then carefully delivered them to Ren Yingying's hands, as if these silver tickets were his entire net worth.
Literary and artistic young women are like this, they will disdain the tens of thousands of dollars given to them by billionaires, but the ghost fire motorcycles given to them by young people in society will win their hearts!
They feel that this is the plot of the novel, a test of true love, the tens of thousands of dollars of the rich are only a few thousandths of the rich, and the ghost fire motorcycle of the poor ghost determines all of them.
Just ask, what is there not to trust a person who can give them everything?
Although this logic seems to be full of loopholes, and it is indeed full of loopholes, you can't stand the brains of these literary and artistic young women! Otherwise, how did the old watch in Yunnan pull five with a ghost fire? Otherwise, how could Ren Yingying like Ling Hu Chong? Otherwise, why would the domineering president fall in love with me?
And at this moment, Ren Yingying is in her heart......
I finally met someone who didn't discriminate against the Holy Religion, and I don't know if I can use it for her?
So, "Childe, don't you really dislike me as a member of the Sun and Moon God Sect?" ”
"Aren't the people of the Sun and Moon God Sect human?"
This answer made Ren Yingying glance at Yu Xiaobai again! At the beginning, Ling Hu Chong was also favored by Ren Yingying because he did not dislike the people of the three religions and nine streams, and later fell deeply because of various things.
"Then I'll say it!"
Ren Yingying sat on the chaise longue, and then Yu Xiaobai also stood up by himself.
"I am the daughter of the Will, my father, who was victimized by the undefeated East! The reason why I want to snatch the prize money of this lottery is also to save my father, who was killed by the undefeated East! ”
It's a pity that there is no onion, and he has no way to cry like Ren Yingying......
But it should still be pretended, "I didn't expect that there would be such an accident in the girl's family, and the girl fell to such a point and did not forget to save her father, what a pure filial piety!" ”
Yu Xiaobai spoke earnestly, as if he was talking to his disobedient daughter......
And such a tone also made Ren Yingying feel indescribably dependent! That is, the sense of security that women often say, that is, the kind of love for their father.
Actually, this is because Yu Xiaobai is more handsome......
If Yu Xiaobai is ugly, let alone a literary young woman, even a dog will not look at him Yu Xiaobai!
So, ugly boys can never imagine how active girls can be......