When Tang Wu opened his eyes, the first thing that caught his eye was the unique rainy day in Britain.

The sky was gray and frighteningly low.

Tang Wu saw Makelele, Gerrard, Frank Lampard, John Terry, Alonso and other Chelsea and Liverpool teammates, all dressed in black suits, surrounding him.

By his side was Zhou Haohao, who was dressed in black gauze.

At this time, Yiren was already crying, and his two eye sockets were red and swollen because of the continuous tears.

"Honey, what are you crying about?" Tang Wu's heart was full of questions.

Benitez and Ranieri, two coaches who have taught him, also got together and exchanged words.

Not far behind the two is none other than the madman Mourinho.

The originally serious magic bird was shaking his head at this time, with a look of regret.

"He's a great goalkeeper, it's a pity..."Tang Wu read the lips of the magic bird.

What are they doing?

Tang Wu wanted to get up and find out.

But I found that I felt like I was nailed to the bed, unable to move at all, and I couldn't even make a sound.

“... Death is not a sad thing, our bodies are dead, and our souls are reunited with the Father in heaven. This is an incomparably beautiful thing, and we should be happy and happy. ”

A solemn and distant voice came from overhead.

“... Yuya is an excellent soccer player, he gets along well with his teammates on weekdays, and every coach who has taught him has admired him. ”

"All kinds of human virtues such as industriousness, bravery, kindness, etc., can be found in it..."

Hearing this, Tang Wu was a little confused.

"I'm dead? Just kidding! Lao Tzu is still alive and well! ”

"Hey, Frank, you're in tears? If you cry again, I'll slap Luna's diaper in your face! ”

"Harvey, what are you doing? Lao Tzu is calling you, can't you hear me? Help Lao Tzu up! ”

"Steven, why don't you speak? The league is not playing? Don't want the champion? Lao Tzu recently practiced a new free-kick footwork, do you want to learn from each other? ”

But no matter how Tang Wu shouted, the people around him turned a blind eye to him, and his face was full of painful expressions.

“... During his career, he helped Liverpool win one FA Cup, one League Cup, one UEFA Champions Cup, one UEFA Super Cup, and one English Community Shield. Helped the Chinese team win the Asian Cup once..."

“... His individual accolades are numerous, most recently being named FIFA's Rookie of the Year '04..."

"Hey, what are you talking about? Lao Tzu is young, just a few small champions can send me away? What about the Premier League champions? What about my Premier League title? ”

Thinking of this, Tang Wu only felt a splitting headache, he felt that he should have had a Premier League champion, but he couldn't recall it.

Since I can't remember it, I'll think about it later, but now think about how I died!

I remember it was the Champions League group stage against Juventus, and the Ibrahimovic guy gave me the middle finger at half-time. Piero, the zebra prince, was very kind to me and said hello to me as he passed by.

Juventus' goalkeeper Gianluigi Buffon is also a kind and cheerful guy, and he even walked over to me and put his shoulder on my shoulder.

Then there was Steven Gerrard, who wouldn't let me play again, and Benitez was obviously moved by what he said to put his Spanish guy off the bench for me.

It's not that I don't want that Spanish bald head to be denied a chance, I just don't think I need someone else to do what I can do.

Then, feeling a little sleepy, I turned my chair sideways and squinted.

And then...

Tang Wu suddenly woke up, did he sleep until now?

“... Ah, how thrilling it is to think of the day when Yuya will reach heaven and meet the Father! ”

"Let us be happy and joyful, and wish the soup house eternal peace with the Father."

"Amen..."

After the priest finished speaking, several black men stepped forward, picked up a wooden board from under Tang Wu's feet, and pushed it towards the top of Tang Wu's head like a sliding mobile phone.

Seeing that his visible field of vision was getting smaller and smaller, Tang Wu was anxious.

"Hey, okay, don't cry, your husband and I are not dead yet!"

"John, you're usually very active in defense, can you stop standing there like a pillar and do something!"

"Claude, aren't you the most obedient to me? Can you open your eyes and look at me, I am Chinese and do not believe in the African set of prayers! ”

Seeing the last glimmer of light above his head covered by a wooden plank, Tang Wu seemed to feel that he was really going to be isolated from the world.

, God Jesus Christ Buddha Jade Emperor Virgin Mary, are you playing with me? If it's a dream, wake me up!

Looking at the top of his head on the pitch-black side, Tang Wu only felt that something was raised above his head.

The blacks are burying the earth?

Lying in a big groove, Lao Tzu won't be buried alive!

At this moment, Tang Wu heard a heart-rending scream.

"Tang Wu !!"

Well?

Tang Wu's mind was full of question marks.

This voice is so familiar!

A bit of déjà vu.

Who is it?

"Smack!"

Just as Tang Wu was recalling, a loud slap came from outside the coffin.

"Zhou, good, good !!"

The angry female voice grabbed Zhou Haohao's collar, "I gave Tang Wu to you in the first place, and you tell me how you took care of him?" You say, you say! ”

"I, I don't know...", Zhou Hao sobbed for a while.

"Don't know?" The female voice looked angry, "You still have the face to say you don't know?" ”

"Let me tell you, if you hadn't seduced Tang Wu XXX and then caused him to fall asleep without covering the quilt, would he have had a fever so much that he burned out his brain and lungs?"

"If you can't take care of him, don't rob a man with a drinking lady! If it's an old lady, it must be Tang Wu who is exhausted after XXX and not me! When the time comes, I'll cover him with a quilt and go to sleep. It's not like you, who only covets yourself and doesn't care about it after you're happy..."

Why does the topic seem to be getting more and more crooked?

But hearing this, Tang Wu finally remembered who this voice was.

"Nangong ???"

Tang Wu exclaimed in surprise and opened his eyes suddenly.

The incandescent lights in the ward were a little dazzling, and the monotonous ceiling made Tang Wu unable to find the focus for a while.

After regaining consciousness, Tang Wu only felt that his lips were chapped and his throat felt like smoke.

Is this a ward?

I'll just say it, Lao Tzu won't die easily.

Tang Wu let out a long breath and twisted his head to the side to find some water to drink, just in time to see a pair of bloodshot eyes, but full of anger, resentment, and various emotions.

"Okay, okay?" Tang Wu laughed lightly, "I'll just say, only my dear wife is by my side at this time." Honey, I'm thirsty..."

Zhou Hao didn't say a word, took a glass of boiled water from the bedside and handed it to Tang Wu.

"Goo-dong, goo-dong..."Tang Wu was extremely thirsty, and took the water cup and poured it into his mouth, feeling the pleasure of the water flowing to moisten his throat again.

At that moment, a grumpy and hoarse voice came from the side.

"Brother Tang, what did you just shout?"