Chapter 358: A Slap Like a Firecracker (Ten Thousand Words More Complete~)
"Don, let's ......" Taylor panicked at this moment, because he was afraid of Kanye. West would really do that kind of thing. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
10,000 nude photos, I really think about it Taylor feels dizzy in front of my eyes.
Taylor's family conditions have been relatively good since she was a child, so she is a white American who grew up at the level of wealth, and she is not afraid to fight Kanye in public and in the spotlight. Deal with people like West. But in this private, confined environment, she really isn't Kanye. Rivals of West. Just like the other party did at the VMA Awards in 2009, tonight, she once again experienced the feeling of helplessness and humiliation.
"Hey, hunk, which NFL team are you from? You know Bill. Shagat? Originally, Tang Qian just wanted to delay the time, but he didn't expect the other party to be stunned for a moment, and then said, "What's the matter?" Do you know Bill? "Ah, yes, I'm an old acquaintance with him." Tang Qian didn't expect it to be such a coincidence, the other party actually knew Bill. Shagat.
"You want to use him to scare me?" The big man thought about it slightly, and smiled disdainfully: "I'm sorry, although he and I are on the same team, I am the main starter, and he, a rookie, is just my substitute." So I'm sorry Oriental, I won't give him face! ββwhatοΌ Are you part of the Houston Texans? After Tang Qian heard the word "teammate", he asked.
"yes, what's the problem?" The big man said angrily.
"oh~nothing~ just looks like I'm very compatible with your team!" Tang Qian said: "Then you must know Gray too. Jones, right? "Do you know Gray again?" This ...... "It seems that he is very interested in Gray. Jones was very jealous.
"Yes, I've beaten him twice, so I guess he's someone he can't forget." Tang Qian replied.
"You beat Gray fat? Hahahaha! When the big black man heard this, he suddenly laughed loudly: "Oriental Yankee! You're smart but you're being mistaken by cleverness! If you don't say you've beaten Gray, then I'm not sure if you recognize it, but now...... You're absolutely lying! β
"Why? I'm telling the truth! Tang Qian said.
"The big truth of bullshit!" The big black man said with a look of disdain: "Gray is the top five of our Houston Texans, I can't beat him, do you think you are an Asian, is it possible?" When I'm a fool??? "Alas, your prejudices against Asians are really deep." Tang Qian sighed and said, "It seems that during this time, Asians have been dormant too hard, so that you have forgotten the fear of being ruled by Bruce Lee." In this case, I am willing to be Bruce Lee's second and break your stupid thought circuit. β
The NFL league is different from the NBA league, they usually have more than 50+ people on a team, so Tang Qian has encountered so many Houston Texans players, but there is no duplicate. If it is a basketball team, I am afraid that I will run into "acquaintances" a long time ago.
"You don't talk nonsense! Asian! Just you're still Bruce. Plum? It's really laughing out of the big teeth! I'm going to smash all your teeth out!" After saying that, the big black man rushed over, looking at his figure, more than 190cm tall and weighing more than 300 pounds, he should be a striker. Because in the football position, basically only the forward player will have a weight of around 300 pounds. It doesn't matter if it's a defensive front or an offensive striker, it's the same.
And this kind of close-range impact is their forte, not to mention Tang Qian, even if the peak Ao Fat comes, it can't be resisted, it's not worth mentioning. This is definitely not an exaggeration, competing with the NFC's forward players for strength, it is suicide and death-seeking. Except for the specialized Hercules, they are the most powerful group of people on the planet.
Therefore, rugby players have not been very much regarded as basketball players, one is that football is the number one sport in the United States, and second, in terms of the strength of football players, they generally have to comprehensively suppress NBA players, and third, the high salaries of NBA players make them a little envious and jealous. Taken together, it is understandable that they look down on basketball players.
"Dry. Dead Him, Tony!! β
"Knock him off! Tony!!! β
"Break his ribs !!"
Seeing their teammates acting, this group of Houston Texans players cheered loudly.
Tang Qian glanced at it, and these people all had a relaxed and happy expression on their faces, as if Tang Qian was just a fish on the chopping board, which could be ravaged and slaughtered.
Want to see my good show! You wait for me!
Tang Qian counted it, there were about 10 seconds left, and it was time to complete the task, so in other words, he needed to find a way to survive these 10 seconds.
I don't believe I can't bear it!
Tang Qian thought about it, anyway, it was only 10 seconds, so he chose to fight hard and resist.
After all, this offseason, his weight and strength have also increased a lot.
But the ideal is very plump, the reality is very skinny, and in front of the NFL forward players who specialize in practicing body collision, Tang Qian's strength has grown, which is almost not worth mentioning. "Bang", a huge force, almost overturned him directly.
Tang Qian retreated three or four steps before he could barely stabilize his figure, and a huge sense of consternation surged over his heart.
Actually, it's so far off??? Are these NFL frontline players all monsters??? You must know that your maximum bench press this season has reached 380 pounds, is it so vulnerable??? In fact, this Tang Qian is a little bit confused, it's not that he is not strong, it's just that the NFL front players are all a group of perverts, like the person in front of him, with a maximum bench press of at least 480 pounds. In fact, people who can play forward players in the NFL have a bench press of about 400+ pounds, which is extremely ordinary, and the generally strong ones have a maximum bench press weight of more than 450+ pounds. Tang Qian's bench press ability is already the upper level in the NBA, but compared with them, it is still a lot worse. Moreover, as the forward line of the NFL, breaking out and colliding is a basic skill, and they have to train for a long time every day, which determines their collision skills and collision strength, which are far beyond ordinary people. Even if Tang Qian's bench press numbers are exactly the same as him, the head-on collision will fall behind. Because in terms of skill and force, neither is the same level.
It's like asking them to play basketball, play rebounding blocks, etc., Tang Qian can also blow them up, even if they become as tall as the latter, it is useless. After more than ten years of accumulated practice, it is not a cold body data number that can be offset and smoothed.
"Not bad~ Asian~ Your physical fitness is beyond my expectations~ However, it's still the level of a rookie! I can't compare to me! β
"Don~Be careful~" Taylor and Carly. Klaus can see it, competing for strength, Tang Qian does not occupy any advantage.
In the concept of Europeans and Americans, strength is the combat value of ordinary people, and Tang's potential is not as good as that of opponents, so there is basically more luck and less luck.
Boom~
Again, Tang Qian felt that his arms, and even his internal organs, were faintly trembling this time.
The whole person was directly hit by the wall of the women's toilet, which offset the terrifying impact.
"Tony, what are you doing? Can't get the other party after two hits? β
"Tony! Come on! Don't show mercy! β
"Break his bones!!"
"Asian, your physical fitness is unexpectedly good, you must not be an ordinary person, right?" After two hits, the big man Tony also found a difference, because ordinary people couldn't withstand his impact at all, and it was difficult to withstand it once. But the Asian in front of him blocked it twice, and although he was at an absolute disadvantage, he did not lose his ability to resist.
"Even if you have a little eyesight, I'm also an athlete." Tang Qian was talking and delaying time, and at the same time calculated in his heart:
There are 5 seconds left.
"Athletes? Hmph, that's useless too! Because in front of the NFL front, no one is an opponent! After speaking, the big black man named Tony seemed to increase the impact force, which made Tang Qian more and more shocked: T.N.N.D! And also increase strength and explosiveness? This. Ma is really too perverted!!
Boom~
Boom~
Boom~
Within 5 seconds, three consecutive impacts appeared, which directly made Tang Qian almost unable to parry, and the whole person was shocked and bleeding.
I. Rub~ hands are shaken skin! These damn muscle monsters!
"Different space"! Isn't it time for your mission yet? If you don't get it again, the master will be here today!
While~
Finally, Tang Qian looked forward to the stars and the moon, and looked forward to this long-awaited voice.
Without saying a word, Tang Qian entered the "different space", and then got a hint from the black task card, the task has been completed, and a reward is an out-of-field card.
What is it? Good! This out-of-field card is good!!
Without thinking about it, Tang Qian activated it, and suddenly, he felt that he had become different.
Card name - slap loud.
Effect, within 12 hours, the slap hit rate is 100%, and you will never miss it.
Returning to the real space, Tang Qian looked at his opponent and said, "Hey, big man, I advise you, it's too late to stop now, really." Otherwise, I'd have actually made a move. ββwhatοΌ Are you telling a bad joke? Or did I break your head? Tony, a black man, didn't care about Tang Qian's kind reminder at all, and was still aggressive.
"Well, I'm sorry then, after all, I've already said hello." Tang Qian shook his head and said, "It's you who don't listen." β
"You idiot! I think your brain is in the paste! In this situation, do you think you have the upper hand? Tony, the black man, said, "Right now, I'll give you a taste of broken bones!" Tang Qian stood in place, didn't even make a protective move, just calmly watched the other party arrogantly.
"Come on, big fellow who doesn't listen to persuasion." Tang Qiandao.
"Asian, I'll make you cry right away!!" The black man Tony was full of strength and was ready to give Tang Qian a big move, but he didn't expect that the next result would be so miserable.
Carly. Klaus couldn't bear to close his eyes, because even if it was her, she could see the huge difference in strength between the two sides.
This oriental man is brave enough, but it's a pity that ......
Syllable!
A punch of meat. Hibiki and appeared in the women's restroom.
"You, you hit me?" Tony, a black man, touched his face in disbelief, and after making sure that it was not a dream, he immediately said angrily: "Yellow-skinned monkey! You're looking for death!! But when he rushed towards Tang Qian, he was still greeted with a big slap.
Syllable!
"This ...... You...... I'm!! Tony, the black man, touched his face again, and then his whole expression became angry, and he yelled, "I'm going to break your dog's legs!! β
"You're still coming?" Tang Qian stood still and said, "Okay, then I'll fulfill you." β
Papa
A series of sounds, like firecrackers, resounded throughout the women's toilet.
"I ...... You...... I ......" The black man Tony was pumped seven or eight times in a row by Tang Qian, and the whole person's head was a little dizzy, after all, no matter how good his physical fitness was, he was still an ordinary person, and it was impossible to stretch his muscles on his head, so he was beaten violently, and he was already a little faint. "What's the matter? You still want to be with me. Dry? Tang Qian looked at his opponent and asked lightly.
"I ...... sοΌshi.tοΌ I'm going to kill you!! After relieving himself a little, Tony, the black man, was full of shame and anger, and rushed towards Tang Qian desperately. If you don't have the ability to card the body and are hit hard, the consequences will definitely be serious. But now, Tang Qian was not afraid at all, just stood faintly like that, waiting for the opponent to come close.
Papa~~~Papa~~~
Not surprisingly, there was another convulsion, which made Tony's face, which was already completely swollen.
I can't speak clearly in my mouth.
"Okay, okay, big brother, you can rest first, your face is so swollen, I'm embarrassed to hit me again, isn't it?" Tang Qian smiled and said. "Ah~~~" shouted, and this black man Tony actually fainted directly and fell to the ground, unconscious.
"Hey, you're not, aren't you? Straight out of breath? Then it's time to see a psychiatrist. Tang Qian waited for the other party to pass out, but he still didn't let it go, and opened his mouth to tease.
The audience was silent.
Three seconds later, Kim. Kardashian said loudly: "What are you doing in a daze??? Don't go up to help Tony get revenge??? β
Kanye. West also recovered from his stunned stupor, and commanded loudly: "Up! Hurry up! this Oriental! β
A group of people rushed towards Tang Qian like this.
"Hey, I mean, you guys, do you have a little chivalry? If you can't fight alone, you can fight in a group? After Tang Qian finished speaking, he continued: "Since this is the case, I am not welcome, lest you say that I don't respect you enough." β
In the next time, it was almost like making a movie, as long as someone approached Tang Qian, it was a big-eared sticker waiting, pa~pa~, and the fight was not pleasant.
"This, how is this possible??? Let's go up, him, kill him!! "Seeing this Oriental man so brave, Kanye. West's tone changed, and he began to stand aside and point fingers. However, there is nothing egg-free about this. Use. Because no matter whether you go alone or together, you can't escape Tang Qian's ears.
Bang bang ~~~~~
Bang Bang !!!!!!!!
In the women's toilet of the entire glove cafΓ©, it was like firecrackers, crackling and exploding.
What the? Why didn't the security guards come, you ask? That's because in this place, there is no security post at all.
The founder of the Glove Cafe also seems to know who the people who come to his store, so he simply doesn't hire security guards, and the customers inside are responsible for everything. This trick not only saves US dollars, but also does not offend people, anyway, these celebrities and celebrities have a good face, so even if they suffer a loss, they will not spread it out after they go out.
About ten minutes later, when the camera returns to the women's restroom at the Glove Cafe again, there is no one on the other side except Kanye. West and King. Kardashian, the rest of the people were all lying on the ground, baring their teeth and moaning wildly. Moaning non-stop.
"Don, you, you, you ......" Although Taylor knew that Tang Qian was very capable of fighting, this kind of scene was really shocking. Come on, these people on the ground are all NFL professional players! Who in the United States does not know how good the NFL players are? Three or four ordinary people may not be able to handle one of them! But it has only been a long time, and the Oriental man in front of him has turned over a piece, and the whole process is clean and neat, as easy as killing chickens and dogs.
Taylor is better, Carly next to her. Klaus, who is called extremely surprised, was dumbfounded.
Looking at Tang Qian's gaze, it was as if he was looking at Batman and Iron Man.
"You! You! "Kim. Kardashian was completely stunned, a strong man, she hadn't seen it, after all, she used to be an "athlete professional", so she had come into contact with many powerful men. But like this Oriental, she swore she had never seen it, and it was really ...... This is really too t.m.d!!
Fierce to their own bottom. The body seems to be faintly moistened!!
"How about now? L.A. Kanye? I've got room not to say yes, right? Tang Qian smiled and walked towards Kanye in front of him. Westroad. "Stop! Don't come here! Asian! I'll let you stop!! Faced with this "cruel" truth, Kanye. Vest is completely out of the loadout. Forcing the shelf, looking at Tang Qian, he just wanted to get him out of this place as soon as possible.
"Hey, hey, hey~ What's going on now? You still call me an Asian? It looks like you really look down on us Asians. After Tang Qian finished speaking, he continued to approach: "In this case, I will give you a long memory today." β
"Don't come here! Don't come here! I know a lot of people in L.A.! You've offended me, be careful if you can't eat and walk around! β
"Go on, you continue to threaten me and intimidate me." Tang Qian didn't mean to stop at all, and continued to walk towards the other party steadily, and said, "But you have to know, I'm a person, and the most annoying thing is ......."
"Threaten me!"
Syllable!
"Intimidate me!"
Smack!
"Scare me!"
Bang Bang Bang!
Six big ears in a row, directly slapped Kanye. West almost fell to the ground, as a black singer who has been famous for many years, when has he ever suffered this treatment? Immediately, he subconsciously yelled: "Yellow guy! You're done! How dare you hit me! I promise you'......"
Syllable!
"What ??? guaranteed" Tang Qian slapped him again and said, "Also, I said not to insult Asians, did you forget it so quickly?" β
"Law. Capital is ......"
Smack!
"What you are has nothing to do with me! All I know is that right now, I'm going to smoke you! Tang Qian continued to interrupt directly with a slap.
"You're looking for death!! Yellow Guy !! You ......"
Bang Bang Bang !!
"Don't have a long memory? Then keep pumping! Draw until you remember and have a long memory! Tang Qian said domineeringly.
"You ......"
"Oh~ That's right." Tang Qian turned his head to look at Taylor and Carly. Klaus said, "Two beautiful ladies, and your share." β
Bang Bang Bang !!!
"To make you so arrogant!"
Bang Bang !!!
"Allowing you to be so domineering!"
Bang Bang !!!!
"Let you bully my friend!"
After a violent fan, Kanye. Vest's teeth seem to be missing, and his whole face has been completely deformed because of the swelling, becoming a humanoid pig's head!
"You!! You!!!!!!!!! "Kanye. West was humiliated by this, and the whole person was so angry that he didn't finish his words, just like the black Tony before, he turned his back on him.
Breathless.
The whole situation reversed so quickly that the three women present all stared at each other.
"You...... Who are you??? "Kim. Kardashian is not a fool either, and seeing this, she completely came to her senses.
"My name is Tang Qian~I am a basketball player~" Tang Qian grinned.
"You, what are you doing??? If you hit me, the entire Kardashian family won't spare you!! At this point, she can only pull up the tiger skin as a banner. And Tang Qian just smiled, and then said: "Don't worry, I don't beat women, you are lucky." β
Whew~ Hear this, Kim. Kardashian breathed a sigh of relief because her biggest asset was her face and fart. shares, if she is fanned by this Oriental, she doubts whether she can still maintain her "peak appearance".
"Okay, I don't beat you, it doesn't mean I like you! In fact, I hate you as a woman! Tang Qian looked at Jin. Kardashian said: "Let them leave on their own later, otherwise my slap will be unsympathetic." β
After saying that, Tang Qian turned to Taylor and Carly. Klaus smiled and said, "Two ladies, please go back, the contemptible show is over." β
After the two girls were stunned for a long time, Carly. Klaus opened his mouth in a daze: "Hot~ You, are you a superhero in the comics?" β
Ha? What?
Tang Qian shook his head and smiled bitterly: "Of course not, you American superheroes, do you have Orientals?" β
ps: Said okay outbreak, Xiaozi is done, thank you for your support~
Answering the question of a book friend, Xiaozi writes a book, except for the relatives around her, few outsiders know, colleagues or something, it is even more impossible. (To be continued.) )