Chapter 3 Internship Units
Looking at the scenery passing by at high speed outside the car window, Wu Ming felt as if he was in a dream, touching every inch of the car body with his hands, as if he was caressing the skin of a young girl, so charming.
"Warning, don't touch my body with personal feelings." Just as Wu Ming touched the streamlined dashboard, a cold female voice suddenly sounded in the car.
"Oh my God, monster, how can this car talk. Hey, wake up, do you hear, the car is talking. Wu Ming wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth and pulled the middle-aged beggar's clothes with his hand.
"Fuss, don't touch Xiaohong, Xiaohong is still a little girl, be careful that she throws you out of the car." The beggar only warned him, and did not even open his eyelids.
"......" Wu Ming looked at this person and car, and couldn't help but be deeply speechless.
"Forget it, if you come, you will be safe. They won't rob the riches and the sex. Wu Ming comforted himself, and obediently leaned back in the chair, closing his eyes and recuperating.
"Here we are, boy, get up." Wu Ming was just a little sleepy, and was woken up by the beggar's gong-like voice.
After getting out of the car, Wu Ming was stunned again, only to see a majestic castle in front of him, like a monster in the dark night, looking at him with fierce eyes.
"Is this Beijing? How come I don't remember such a castle? Wu Ming thought to himself in his heart.
"Come with me, boy." The middle-aged beggar came over and patted Wu Ming's shoulder, and said with a gloomy smile, his smile in Wu Ming's eyes couldn't help but make Wu Ming shiver, and he suddenly thought that some evil uncles have some evil habits.
"You don't want to ......" Wu Ming covered his hips, swallowed his saliva, and said tremblingly.
"Bah, you've read too many novels, I'm not interested in you." The middle-aged beggar looked at Wu Ming with disdain and almost spat on his face.
"What the hell do you do? Or I'll go back, I don't want to do this internship. As he gradually went deeper into the castle, Wu Ming's heart became more and more nervous, and he seemed to hear eerie and terrifying cries from the castle from time to time.
"Alas, boy, I have been looking for you for a long time, and your talent is definitely the best of all the young people I have ever met." The middle-aged beggar is colorful.
"My talent? What kind of talent do I have, are you serious? Wu Ming heard that the beggar spoke so highly of him, and he couldn't help but have a feeling that he had met a soulmate.
"That's right, my mental power to do this job is extremely strong, and your mental power is the strongest among the college students I have ever seen." The middle-aged beggar continued to praise.
"Really? Hehe, you've won the prize. Wu Ming already felt a little fluttery.
"Well, most people only have spring dreams occasionally, but you can insist on spring dreams for 365 days a year, every day, and you do it for three years, I sigh to myself." The middle-aged beggar praised from the bottom of his heart.
With a "plop", Wu Ming couldn't help but fall to the ground when he heard this, he raised his head, looked at the middle-aged beggar with an innocent look, and said helplessly: "I, I don't want to, and it's not easy for me." β
The middle-aged beggar looked at Wu Ming with tears in his eyes, sighed, and said, "Boy, it is this kind of miserable life that has honed your incomparable mental strength and willpower, and I believe that you will become my excellent successor." β
After speaking, the middle-aged beggar picked up Wu Ming and pulled him to continue walking towards the castle.
After a while, the two had come to the center of the castle, the middle-aged beggar pulled Wu Ming into an elevator, pressed the button, Wu Ming suddenly had a feeling of tinnitus, knowing that the elevator must be going down at high speed, looking at the extremely fast beating numbers on the elevator, Wu Ming's eyes widened.
β1123β
β3356β
β7790β
β10000β
With a "ding", the elevator door opened, Wu Ming shook his head incredulously, and sorted out the mess, if the unit of the number just now was meters, then they were not now 10,000 meters below the surface.
"Oh my God, what the hell is this place?" As soon as I got out of the elevator, an office hall with an area of nearly 10,000 square meters appeared in front of me, and a huge plaque hung at the top of the hall: Crossing the Authority.
"Crossing the Authority? What came from? Wu Ming's mouth opened wide, he found that since he met the middle-aged beggar, he didn't know anything except sighing or sighing, except for staring at or staring at him. After entering the castle, he had many ideas, and even imagined that this was a secret assassination organization or espionage organization, but he never expected that it would be a so-called crossing authority.
"Well, you read that right, this place is the Crossing Authority, the legendary place that determines the fate of tens of millions of people who cross it, hehe." Seemingly satisfied with Wu Ming's reaction, the middle-aged beggar said with a smile.
"What is this Crossing Authority for?" Wu Ming asked confusedly.
"Ignorance, it's all said that the Crossing Authority, that is, all the traversers are registered with me, and once any traverser disobeys the rules and destroys world peace, I will eliminate him." The middle-aged beggar said righteously.
"World peace, don't you mean to say that my job here is to maintain world peace?" After hearing the words of the middle-aged beggar, Wu Ming completely came to his senses, he was ready to leave, who was willing to accompany this madman, who would accompany him, he didn't believe this nonsense, where did the traveler come from in this world.
"Two thousand and a half ......," the middle-aged beggar shouted.
Wu Ming ignored it, and continued to walk out.
"Three Thousand ......"
Wu Ming hesitated for a moment, but still walked outside firmly.
"Four Thousand ......"
Wu Ming stopped, but still didn't look back.
"Grandma's, five thousand ......," the middle-aged beggar almost roared out.
"Hey, boss, you have to count. The little one is called Wu Ming, please take care of it. Wu Ming turned around quickly, his face was so smiling that he couldn't even see his eyes, the internship salary was five thousand, Wu Ming drooled when he thought about it, hey, no way, who called him poor, see Qian Yankai.
"Alas, even if I owe you in my last life, it's easy for me to save some money." The middle-aged beggar looked at Wu Ming again and said, seeing that Wu Ming had goosebumps.
"Hehe, boss, you are rich, I don't know what the boss is called?" Wu Ming doesn't care about crossing the Administration Bureau or not, as the saying goes, if you have milk, you are a mother, this beggar gave him 5,000 yuan a month, which is enough for him to live a comfortable life.
"Hmph, stinky boy, if it weren't for Lao Tzu who couldn't stay here, he wouldn't have given you 5,000 yuan a month for nothing, Lao Tzu's name is Cui Liu." Cui Liu muttered in his mouth, he was still heartbroken about money.
"Oh, Boss Cui, I don't know what I have to do every day? And what should be done? Wu Ming asked with a smile on his face.
"You have these things, these are the guys you eat." Cui Liu didn't answer Wu Ming's question, but just took out a few things from his body and gave them to him as he spoke.
"This is an amnestic stick, as long as you adjust the time period and point this blue light at the other party, you can erase all the memories of the other party in a specific time period. You're done. Cui Liu handed Wu Ming a round rod like a fountain pen and explained carefully.
"This is a traverser soul sensor, any traverser within a hundred meters of you, you will be alerted, and you can instantly lock on to the other party." Wu Ming took a pale yellow dragon-shaped jade pendant from Cui Liu's hand and hung it around his neck.
"This is a full-featured watch, responsible for receiving tasks and helping you train, you can bring it now." Cui Liu removed a piece of watch from his left wrist and put it on Wu Ming's left hand.
"This is the control bead of the Crossing Authority, if you swallow him, you can gradually control the entire Crossing Authority." Cui Liu let out a "wow", spit out a green bead the size of a projectile from his mouth, pinched Wu Ming's chin, and stuffed it into his mouth.
"Wow......" Wu Ming almost threw up.
"Damn, Boss Cui, you won't wash it and let me swallow it." Wu Ming felt the fishy taste in his mouth, and kept retching.
"Boss Cui, you won't brush your teeth today, will you?" Wu Ming pinched his neck and said with a blushing face.
"Today? I never brush my teeth. Cui Liu looked at Wu Ming and smiled, revealing the ecstatic yellow teeth.
"......, wow......" Wu Ming hurriedly held on to the wall next to him and vomited wildly.
"Hahahaha, Lao Tzu is finally liberated, Wu Ming, I'm sorry, I lied to you." After Wu Ming swallowed the beads, Cui Liu went completely crazy, he looked at Wu Ming with sympathy, and said repentantly.
"What do you mean?" Wu Ming felt that something was wrong.
"I lied to you that you were here as an intern for a year, but in fact, as long as you swallow that bead, you will have to be the director of this Crossing Authority for the rest of your life, unless, like me, you find someone who willingly replaces you." Cui Liu patiently explained.
"Oh, that's it, it's okay, I don't want to do it then, just go outside to find someone, just fool one over." Wu Ming pursed his lips and said, how much did he think it was?
"Oh, since you have this awareness, then enjoy it, I will pay your salary as it is, hahaha, Lao Tzu is going to travel around the world, and I will never stay in this bird place again." Cui Liu's state is a bit crazy.
"Weakly ask, Boss Cui, have you been here for a long time?" Wu Ming asked.
"Oh, it's not very long, it's only 300 years." Cui Liu shrugged and said.
"Ah......, 300 years, oh my God, I'm gone, you deceived my innocent feelings." Only then did Wu Ming understand why Cui Liu showed a mournful expression just now, it is strange that he has been doing a job for three hundred years without schizophrenia, but Wu Ming forgot, how did Cui Liu live for three hundred years? .
"Hahaha, the traversers of the heavenly world, listen, from today onwards, Lao Tzu has left the traversal administration, you must be obedient and obedient, and cooperate well with the work of Director Wu Ming and Wu. Hehe, I really can't bear you. Cui Liu ignored Wu Ming, and his aura suddenly soared, and he made a majestic voice towards the endless time and space.
"This butcher Cui is finally ......gone," muttered a pale-faced old eunuch in a respectful room in the Ming Dynasty.
"Cui Liu is gone?" In the distant Douluo Continent, above the temple, a heavenly god sighed secretly.
βWhat'sgoingon? WhoistheWuMing?β In a secret basement in the United States of America, an ugly-faced baron whispered.
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For a while, there were constantly people looking up at the sky in countless time and space, listening carefully to Cui Liu's parting words.