Chapter 12: Singing to the Moon
"What? 10,000 yuan? Li bai? Bomb the building? Oh my God, what is this? Li Baida, don't be impulsive, you are my idol, wait for me, I will come. Wu Ming jumped up from the seat at once, almost hit the roof of the car, he didn't expect that Li Bai also crossed into the modern era, and even prepared to blow up the building, saying that nothing can let this idol who has grown up have an accident, Wu Ming chose the Chinese department, just because he worships Li Bai.
"Li Baida, wait for me......" Wu Ming quickly lost the address to Xiao Honghong, and let Xiao Honghong fly directly to supersonic speed. With a whoosh, the red Ferrari flew into the air again.
On the top floor of a television station in Beijing, a bearded man stands on the rooftop, wearing a pair of worn-out jeans and a white shirt, his slightly thin body swaying in the wind.
"What a bullshit world, what a bullshit leader, I can't imagine that I ended up like this in this life, or not, it's all over." I saw that the man sometimes pointed to the sky, cursed, sometimes shook his head and sighed, and finally stretched out his right hand to the detonator tied to his waist.
"Li Baida, don't." A red Ferrari burst through the air in mid-air, hovering above the man's head, and the door of the car body slammed open, and an anxious-looking teenager rushed out of it and rushed towards the man.
"Bang......" The bodies of the two collided together, and the man's hand finally did not pull the detonator.
"Ahem...... are you?" The man asked slowly, coughing.
"My name is Wu Ming. Li Baida, I am your admirer. Wu Ming patted the dust on his body.
"You're the new Director of the Crossing Bureau?" Li Bai said.
"Well, Li Baida, what are you doing today?" Wu Ming secretly said that as long as there was a slight mistake just now, then he and Li Bai would be wiped out.
"Hey, let's get out of here." Li Bai did not answer, but said gloomily.
"Okay, I'll send you back." Wu Ming helped Li Bai's slightly trembling body into the Ferrari, Li Bai did not refuse, after getting into the car, he said his address, then closed his eyes and stopped talking, Wu Ming did not disturb Li Bai, but sat quietly on the side, looking at his childhood idol from the side.
Except for some vicissitudes of life, Li Bai in this life is actually a beautiful man, and even Wu Ming feels that the vicissitudes on his face have made Li Bai have a special taste, which seems to be a kind of enlightenment and pain after seeing through the prosperity of the world for thousands of years.
"Woo...... Ferrari quietly parked on a wasteland in front of a residential area, but fortunately it was already late at night, so it didn't attract attention.
"Li Baida, this is where you live?" Looking at Li Bai's residence, Wu Ming couldn't help but feel sad and speechless.
The room in front of me is only about ten square meters, a dim lamp hangs on the roof and is shaky, except for a broken bed placed in the corner, there are books everywhere and some manuscript paper written with a brush, and there is not even a TV and computer.
"Well, just sit down." Li Bai said weakly, tidied up the books on the bed, and moved a place for Wu Ming.
"When did Li Baida cross over?" Wu Ming didn't go to the video, but asked with concern.
"5 years ago, when I was floating in the endless void, I was suddenly sucked down by a strong gravitational force, and when I woke up, I found that I was already in this person's body, his real name is Li Dawei, the lowest reporter of CCTV." Li Bai said quietly.
"Li Baida, I don't understand, with your talent, how can you fall into disappointment?" Wu Ming said puzzled.
"Hehe, Director Wu, you still call me by my name, do you think that in this society, talent must be useful?" Li Bai laughed at himself.
"Otherwise, I will call you Brother Li Bai, and you won't call me Director Wu, call me Brother Wu Ming." Wu Ming hurriedly said.
Wu Ming casually looked at the manuscripts all over the ground, leaned over and picked up one, which read "On the Government and the People":
The ancients used to be the rulers, and the servants of the people; The people are for the people, and the parents of the officials. The ancients were often cloudy, the people were precious, the community was secondary, and the monarch was light.
However, in my view of the current world, most of them are evil servants who oppress their masters, and the rebels insult their parents, and they are strange. There are also officials who say that they should love the people like sons, as they say, they should really take the people as their sons, scold if they love to scold, and fight if they love to fight, and they are majestic in all directions.
I also heard a new interpretation of the word "official" in the market: "Official" refers to such a person, who can unscrupulously break into your home, eat up the pigs and grain in your house, and occupy your house, so that you can continue to offer food to feed the mouth above him, and ask you to worship beauty and feed the mouth below him, this person is an official.
When I first heard this, I felt very happy, and then I was in pain, what is the difference between this bully in this official fish and meat country......
Wu Ming didn't continue to watch, he already knew why Li Bai had fallen to this point, and with his jealous and hateful character, how could he get mixed up on the radio.
"Brother Li Bai, do you write such articles on weekdays and hand them over to the radio newspaper?" Wu Ming sighed.
"Yes, I can't get used to too many things in this world, so I have to speak up." Speaking of these, Li Bai's eyes seemed to have a hint of brightness.
"Brother Li Bai didn't think about adapting to the meaning of today's people a little bit and changing his living environment?" Wu Ming said.
"Hmph, An Neng broke his eyebrows and bent his waist to deal with the powerful, which made me unhappy." Li Bai said categorically.
"I don't know why Brother Li Bai did that impulsive thing today?" Wu Ming planned to ask Li Bai's motives clearly, otherwise after he left, maybe Li Bai would find another opportunity to retaliate against the radio station.
"The deputy director of the radio station wants to unsubtly rule my cousin, of course I have to fight with him, I don't understand, why would such a person become a leader?" Li Bai said indignantly.
"Bastard, there is such a person." Wu Ming suddenly slapped the bed and got up.
"Brother Wu Ming, thank you today, you don't have to worry, I've already thought about it, if I die, what will my cousin do? Although he is only my cousin in this body, I still want to take care of her, I am such a relative in this world. Li Bai suddenly sighed and said as if compromised.
"......" For a while, Wu Ming didn't know what to say to comfort the generation of poets in front of him who once regarded imperial power as dung, smiled proudly in the rivers and lakes, and was proud of the sky.
"Accompany me for a drink, today is the Mid-Autumn Festival, let's go outside to sing to the moon." Li Bai seems to have pride again.
"Okay." Wu Ming said without hesitation, Li Bai took out two Red Star Erguotou from under the bed, bowed his head and walked out.
"Brother Wu Ming, do you know how I died back then?" Li Bai raised the wine bottle, took a sip of the second pot, and asked Wu Ming.
"History records that you sailed to the center of the river, saw the bright moon, fell in love, stretched out your hand to grab it, but unexpectedly fell into the river and drowned." Wu Ming did not check Li Bai's video, but told the history he knew.
"Well, it's basically right, but one thing, no one knows, I was poisoned in the wine I drank that night, I was poisoned, I was highly poisoned, the pain was unbearable, I accidentally fell into the river, and since then my soul has crossed, drifting in the void, and finally came to this world." Li Bai looked up at Mingyue and said with a smile.
"Poisoning, who did it." Wu Ming said angrily, there are still people who dare to poison and kill Li Bai, it is not difficult to imagine that if Li Bai is alive, there will be many more gorgeous poems in Chinese history.
"Gao Lis, he has a grudge against me in the Golden Palace just to let him pull his shoes, so the boatman poisoned my wine, just after I drowned my soul out of my body, the soul floated back to the ship, I heard the boatman kneeling on the boat and crying, saying that the family was coerced by Gao Lishi, and had to poison my wine. It's just that I don't blame the boatman, I can only say that my life should be like this. Li Bai recalled the past and sighed softly.
"It's just a pity that my three-foot Qingfeng who has been with me for many years, without it, I can no longer dance with a sword and sing to the moon. Do you know what I use right now? Li Bai suddenly laughed, and after speaking, Li Bai took the wine bottle, walked to a corner of the courtyard, picked up a bald feather duster, and took a sip of wine.
"A pot of wine among the flowers, drinking alone without a blind date. Raise a glass to invite Mingyue, and ...... to the three of them" Li Bai drank the second pot head while waving the feather duster in his hand, as if he had picked up the long sword he had used back then, and was singing to the moon, I don't know why, seeing this, Wu Ming's eyes were moist, and he almost cried bitterly.
"Papai ......" A basin of foot-washing water fell from the sky and poured on the heads of Li Bai and Wu Ming.
"Stinky boy, don't look at what time it is, I'm crazy there again." Someone upstairs yelled.
"Hahaha......" Li Bai put down the feather duster in his hand, didn't wipe off the footwashing water full of it, held the wine bottle and nodded to this Wu Ming, and drank it in one gulp.
"Cousin ......" At this moment, a weak figure came out behind the two, it was a girl of about twenty, I saw her red lips and jade face, long hair like a waterfall, like Chang'e under the bright moonlight, Li Bai saw that she did not speak, but bowed her head deeply, and continued to drink stuffy wine.
"Cousin, don't be like this, Director Li didn't do anything to me, don't you think I'm okay now?" The girl said with concern.
"I happened to run into it this time, but what about next time? Who will protect you next time? Li Bai said in disappointment.
"Brother Li Bai, have you ever seen a movie called Jiupin Sesame Official, played by Mr. Stephen Chow." Hearing their conversation, Wu Ming suddenly had an idea.
"No, I don't usually watch movies." Li Bai said puzzled.
"There is a sentence in it, I think it is very suitable for Brother Li Bai, being a corrupt official is a traitor, and being a clean official is even more rape. Since you live in this society and don't want to submit to this society, then make good use of the rules of this society, control your own destiny, and deal with a womanizer like Director Li, I think there are still many ways. Wu Ming said earnestly, he knew that Li Bai would definitely understand what he meant.
As long as you make full use of these social loopholes, step on the bones of these scum, and stand on a peak, you can really speak your mind freely and use your own strength to return the society to a bright future. I don't think Brother Li Bai can't even clean up these wastes. Wu Ming said with a smile.
"Hahaha, Brother Wu Ming, don't provoke me, your words are good, although my heart is towards the bright moon, but the bright moon shines on the ditch, since these people are not in their positions, then get out." Li Baidun was angry and said resolutely.
"Brother Wu Ming, this is my cousin, Lin Wan'er. Now he is a radio announcer. After Li Bai was in a cheerful mood, he pulled the girl and introduced it to Wu Ming.
"Hehe, I've seen Miss Lin." Wu Ming said.
"Well, Wan'er has seen Wu Gongzi." That Lin Wan'er returned the courtesy.
"Brother Li Bai, Miss Lin, I have a chance, I can take care of that Director Li." Wu Ming suddenly remembered Annie, and a brilliant idea popped up in his mind.
At that moment, the three of them sat in the courtyard under the bright moon, chatted for a long time, and then dispersed in a hurry, and in the courtyard, only the moonlight like mercury was left, sprinkled on the bald feather duster lying quietly in the corner of the courtyard, so lonely, so sad......