243. The world is full of malice towards Murakami.
"It's almost time for the seniors to play, Sakura-san."
"Well, let's stop here, that guy looks so pathetic." Miss Sakura covered her mouth with the back of her hand and glanced at Yu Murakami, the corners of her mouth couldn't help but turn up slightly.
Yu Murakami took the table and sat between the two.
"Hello everyone, I'm ......" Miss Sakura, who was sitting on his right hand, suddenly hooked his right leg with her left foot as if she were climbing a pillar, "...... Yu Murakami, please advise. β
"Wow~ It's Murakami! Is it really Murakami?! β
"Wow~ It's Murakami's senior!"
For some reason, the two women suddenly played the role of a star-chasing girl who saw a star.
"What are you doing here?" Yu Murakami asked.
Miss Sakura ignored him, and secretly hooked his right foot in front of her under the table, and said to Saori Onishi:
"Onishi, didn't you say that you admired Murakami the most, do you have anything to say about him so close this time?"
"No! I'm speechless now except for excitement! Saori Onishi pressed her hands on her heart, "By the way, if you search for {Yu Murakami} on Yahoo, the related words that come with it will come first, and the first one is {chance encounter}!" Sure enough, everyone is like me, and they want to meet Murakami's seniors. β
"Yahoo?" Miss Sakura asked, wrapping her feet around Murakami's right foot like a snake.
Saori Onishi was about to say something, when the script writer on the side held up his phone to them.
Miss Sakura leaned forward slightly, and subconsciously said:
[Yu Murakami, chance encounter; Yu Murakami, scandal; Yu Murakami, Ai Nakano; Yu Murakami, Sakura ......] Why do I appear in related words? I don't have any connection to this person! Feed! β
"......" Yu Murakami understands that silence is golden.
With Miss Sakura's character, he said {there is a relationship}, and he will definitely be ridiculed and ridiculed;
Say {no relationship}...... He was worried that Sakura would try to break his right foot, but instead he broke his leg.
Miss Sakura continued, "Search for the last one. β
[1. Yu Murakami and Sakura himself, dubbing characters, event photos, and many other pictures]
Sakura: "Sure enough, he looks like a woman, and it's really unlikeable." β
[2.What is the relationship between Yu Murakami and Suzune Sakura? γ
Sakura: "Contemporaneous relationship. I unilaterally hate him. β
[3. Does Sakura like Murakami? γ
Sakura: "Huh? β
[4. Leg controlDoes Murakami like Sakura's thighs? ] γ
Sakura nodded: "It's possible, it's a pervert after all." β
"Hahahaha!" Saori Onishi clapped her hands and laughed heartily.
"Wait, wait, wait." Murakami stopped in a loud voice, "The first link is to read the email, right?" Ready to start? β
The script writer let go of Yu Murakami, but did not enter the email reading link, he typed {Suzune Sakura} in the search bar, and the related words popped up later.
[Suzune Sakura, boyfriend; Suzune Sakura, Yu Murakami; Suzune Sakura, thighs; Suzune Sakura, Twitter ......]
"What's going on with {thighs}?" Miss Sakura asked.
"Everyone really likes Sakura-san's thighs!" Saori Onishi sighed.
"Are they all perverts?!" Miss Sakura looked at Yu Murakami, "Say!" Did you secretly search for this keyword at night? β
"What do you see when you search for this keyword?" Yu Murakami said.
Script writer search {Suzune Sakura, thigh}.
There are a lot of photos on the interface, but only a few are photos of Suzune Sakura wearing hot pants to participate in the event, revealing her long legs.
Flipping down further, it's just a very ordinary skirt photo, and most of them can only see the calves.
"Aren't these all stage photos of "Seven Magicians"? At that time, you sat next to me, why didn't you finish reading the real thing, and then search for photos, right? β
"Yes," Miss Sakura nodded, "As much as I don't want to, this guy really doesn't need to search for photos if he wants to see it." β
"You, I said, did you have some misunderstanding? I said I liked legs, but I never said I would stare at them all the time, let alone the women around me. β
Under the table, Sakura stepped on him,
"And you two are still living together, you can see it if you want to see it."
"It's a shared house." As soon as Saori Onishi finished speaking, the two corrected at the same time.
Yu Murakami was trampled on again.
He quietly put his hands under the table, and with his right hand, he put both of Miss Sakura's legs around his right leg.
Then his left leg leaned over and clamped the knee of her feet, immobilizing her.
Miss Sakura propped her hands on the table, secretly exerting her strength, so that she finally didn't let her upper body follow her legs towards Yu Murakami.
"Ah, sorry, that's wrong. It is a shared house. Saori Onishi, who didn't know anything, said.
"Searching for Onishi?" Miss Sakura suggested with great interest.
The script writer typed in {Saori Onishi}, and the first keyword that popped up was {Saori Onishi, Yu Murakami}.
Miss Sakura quietly lowered her left hand and struck straight at Murakami's waist.
Yu Murakami's hands were originally under the table, and with his reaction, he naturally wouldn't give her any chance.
He took Miss Sakura's petite left hand in the palm of his hand, and placed it on her thigh along with his right hand.
Her left hand and Yuu Murakami's right hand can feel the frosted feeling of the denim skirt, as well as the softness and firmness under the denim skirt.
Very wonderful and warm hearts, flowing in the hearts of the two.
Miss Sakura read: "[Saori Onishi, Yu Murakami; Onishi yarn weaving, voice; Saori Onishi, University; Saori Onishi, boyfriend] Oh? Search for {boyfriend} to try? β
"Even if you search for this, nothing will come out."
"Onishi, it seems that everyone cares about your love situation." Miss Sakura said with a smile.
"Are you really cared for?! Am I starting to gain popularity?! Saori Onishi clenched her hands into fists and placed them under her chin, making a little girl look surprised and shy.
"When will the news of love break out?"
"Damn... I want to know too! Saori Onishi, who had restored her true nature as a woman, said in an extremely unwilling tone: "How can you have that kind of thing?" β
"Hahaha!" Miss Sakura laughed.
"First of all, let Inori put on men's clothes?"
"Huh? Is Inori a boyfriend? I always thought you were your boyfriend! β
"Women and women are together, boyfriends and girlfriends don't need to be so clear, right? Again not male and male. Men and men also have ......"
"Shut up! We're a late-night show though! But not that unhealthy thing! Start reading the email! Miss Sakura quickly picked up the script with her right hand.
"A letter from the windy cat Susang... It's a fan of Murakami. [Sakura-san, Onishi-san, and the guests Yoyo, good evening. γβ
Three: "Good evening." β
[Recently, I watched "Murakami Cafeteria" of "The Spirit of the Halberd", and in the show, I called Taneda-san {Seed Sauce}. The two people of "Onishi Who I Want to Do with Sakura" have both acted a lot with Yoyo. I want to ask, who else does Yoyo call {sauce}? γβ
Miss Sakura put the letter down and said to Yu Murakami:
"Murakami, what about you?"
Saori Onishi let out a snicker.
"Let me first explain why I call it Farming {Seed Sauce}." Yu Murakami said.
"Hmm." Miss Sakura lifted her chin.
"I worked with Tanada on a lot of animation, so I was on the set of the show ...... at the time."
"Hmm." Miss Sakura stared at the side of his face.
β...... She said to me: That, Murakami-kun, we have been working together for so long, you can ask me to grow sauce and ......"
"Hmm." Miss Sakura continued to stare at him.
"Uh-huh~" - Saori Onishi's laughter.
β...... I thought: Whether it's a female voice actor or a male voice actor around me, they all call her a sauce ......"
"Hmm." Miss Sakura.
β...... That's why I called it. Everyone gets along for a long time, and the address is just kind. β
"Oh~~~" Miss Sakura's "I understand" expression is really exaggerated.
"Hahaha!" Saori Onishi smiled and asked Yu Murakami, "That senior, have you ever called other people {sauce}?" β
"Concave sauce?"
"Oh, this. What about the others? β
"It's gone."
"What about the name?" Miss Sakura asked.
"Name?" Saori Onishi looked at Yu Murakami in disbelief, "Murakami seniors haven't even called Ai-san directly, right?" Will you call other women by their first names? β
Miss Sakura pursed her lips, pushed her left hand, and pulled her legs out between Murakami's legs.
"Nope." Yu Murakami looked at Saori Onishi, "We often meet on the set, have I ever called anyone's name, you should know,"
He thought of Tamako.
Then he shifted his mind again.
"Indeed." Saori Onishi, who hasn't been to the ido coffee shop for a long time, didn't think of the Kitagawa Tamako who took care of her very much for a while.
"Sure enough, this guy in Murakami is really annoying. Many female viewers like him and pay attention to him! Damn little white face! Miss Sakura put her leg on Murakami's lap again.
Yu Murakami glanced down.
Originally, he just didn't want Miss Sakura to step on him, so he restrained her legs.
Is it difficult for the other party to think that he wants to clamp her legs?
Miss Sakura shook her legs and urged him to quickly lean her left leg over.
Yu Murakami had no choice but to lean over her left leg and clamp her legs again.
This delay, half an hour of the program, can not read the second letter.
Saori Onishi began to read the advertisement: "The Okinawa DVD that I want to make with Sakura is still on sale at 811 major convenience stores, so if you are interested, hurry up and get it." β
"That's right!" Ms. Sakura said, "It was all me and Onishi playing on our own, but in the end, Murakami appeared. β
"Mmmm, Murakami's seniors played the shamisen and sang songs, which is very, very good!"
"I've repeated this clip many times at home, so let's buy it and watch it."
"Huh?" Saori Onishi looked at Miss Sakura and teased, "Has Sakura-san also repeated it many times?" I thought this was the clip you hated the most? β
"Scene words, scene words. It's all for the sponsors. β
"Uh-huh, I see."
"Onishi! What kind of expression do you have! I'm going to be! β
"Hahaha! Sorry, sorry. β
The next ten minutes is the time for Yu Murakami to promote "The Spirit of the Halberd".
Like returning to Yu Murakami's first appearance in "Gangan" to promote "Manga Artist and Assistant", Miss Sakura seems aggressive.
"Murakami, I heard that this female voice actor of the animation is very powerful?"
"What's the problem?"
"Answer me head-on! Maybe some viewers are very concerned about this issue and then go to watch the anime! β
Miss Sakura was righteous.
Yu Murakami:
β...... Yes, the food in this anime is quite special, and people who eat it will have a special reaction. As for the shouting, all I can say is that everyone is very dedicated and will not let go because of shame. β
"What is Murakami's favorite voice? Seed sauce? Love clothes? Uchida truth? Nailing Miya-san? Or which other female voice actress? ββ...... Onishi. β
"Me?" Saori Onishi, who was watching the joke, pointed at herself and repeated it in a daze.
"Well, it's you."
β...... Take, okay, then I'll do it. Onishi Saori can't refuse the "request" of her predecessors.
"I also heard that "The Spirit of the Halberd" will also hold a lot of events, with Murakami cooking for the female voice actors, and two female voice actors serving you at the same time, right?"
"Yes."
"Which female voice actor likes you the most, and which two female voice actors do you like the most?"
"I don't know which female voice actor likes my cooking the most, and the second show hasn't started recording yet, so I don't know which two female voice actors I'll like."
Sakura smiled at him, turned to the camera and said:
The answer is really worth looking forward to, so be sure to tune in. The "Spirit of the Halberd" anime will be ...... on MBS and TBS. Broadcast! β
Feeling so painful in a publicity campaign, Yu Murakami hasn't experienced it for a long time.
Finally, there is an 811 advertisement.
It is the promotion of the 811 bank card.
Yu Murakami said:
"811 bank card and Huaxia have cooperation, if there are overseas viewers listening to this program, you can consider applying for this card, a certain amount of withdrawal does not require a handling fee, and you can also withdraw yen directly."
"Well, and, ah, 811 bank card...... Finally, you can buy lottery tickets directly! Saori Onishi looked at the camera, "Everyone, let's take out 3,000 yen a month to buy lottery tickets quickly and easily!" Billion Award Winners! You're next! β
"Onishi, one billion is the year-end lottery, and the usual big prize is 800 million. You memorize the script for me! Miss Sakura said with a smile.
"Sorry, sorry! Haha, when it comes to lotteries, I think of billions. Really, I usually don't want to buy lottery tickets, but I buy lottery tickets every year at the end of the year. β
"There are a lot of people who do." Miss Sakura nodded
Script writer: "811 bought one for each of you as a publicity benefit this time. β
"One?" Saori Onishi looked at him in disbelief, "300 yen? It's so stingy! At least one group! And how is it possible to win a lottery? β
"One is better than nothing." As long as she can spend other people's money, Miss Sakura, who is satisfied, said indifferently, "By the way, Murakami, Onishi, what are you going to do when you win the lottery?" β
"My words," Saori Onishi thought for a moment, "let's get bodyguards for the first time." β
"Isn't there a ready-made one here?" Miss Sakura shook her leg and signaled that it was Yu Murakami, and then immediately thought that Saori Onishi didn't know and couldn't see this action.
Without waiting for her to explain, Saori Onishi already understood what she meant.
"Murakami-senpai? No, no, no! Saori Onishi was so excited that she choked on saliva and coughed.
"Why?"
"Murakami-san is a senior! If he knew that I had won a billion, no, 800 million, what if he said to me: Onishi, I have run out of money recently, so borrow me 100 million for it? I certainly didn't dare to say no, and I didn't dare to ask him when he would return it. Isn't my money gone? β
"Hey! Don't talk nonsense! Although Murakami is a pervert, he won't do this kind of thing to bully juniors! β
"Just kidding! Sakura-sandon't get excited! I know Murakami-senpai is just a pervert! β
Miss Sakura looked at Yu Murakami with a smile: "What about you, Murakami?" β
"Me? It shouldn't be that easy to win, right? "He didn't pick the lottery himself.
"What if? Let's talk about it~~"
"Hmm...... Let's buy a house first. β
The next day, major newspapers and online news headlines: Yu Murakami, the voice actor who won 10 million yen in betting on horses not long ago, won another 800 million lottery prize.
The major convenience stores and banks under the 811 company have hung similar slogans.
811's bank card ushered in a card boom.
They have already begun to think about inviting Yu Murakami to be a second guest, and they feel that this voice actor is really cheap and easy to use.
Other voice actors ridiculed this matter in the major animation line groups and expressed their envy.
Yu Murakami, who finally learned that he had won the big prize, looked at the message notification that was full of people on his phone and didn't click on it.
Before meeting Nakano Ai and them, he approached the World Left-behind Children's Fund and talked to the official about donating.
I didn't even redeem the prize, so I sent the lottery ticket directly.
Afterwards, he posted a screenshot on his Twitter.
The accompanying tweet reads:
I won the lottery unexpectedly, and after thinking about it for a long time, I decided to donate it all.
Hopefully they have a passable and memorable childhood.
I can slowly save money for my house, after all, I still have fifteen thousand yen for a voice actor job, and I need everyone's support.
(Screenshot of chat with the official)
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The accompanying picture is the winning ticket.
Yu Murakami put down his mobile phone that rang non-stop, and felt the malice of this world.
He Yu Murakami doesn't like money!
The work of 15,000 yen per episode makes him happy!
I don't understand the world!
Is he the one who lacks the 800 million - the island lottery does not pay taxes?
It's inexplicable!