Bear and Tiger Wars

As soon as Emperor Yu landed, he saw the tiger pounce on him, and he ran away. The tiger seemed to be getting more and more annoyed, and chased after Emperor Yu.

"Bastard, what are you jumping off for?" Meng Yuan scolded.

Di Yu explained while running away: "I didn't jump by myself, it's the giant panda." ”

It turned out that the giant panda seemed to have discovered Di Yu hiding in the tree, and when he saw that his condition was critical, he slapped his palm on the trunk of the tree and shook Di Yu down.

At first, Di Yu ran straight and was almost caught up several times. The tiger was tired of chasing, and roared at Di Yu, who was affected by the tiger roar, and was scratched by a claw after a little stunned.

Meng Yuan thought for a while, and began to command Emperor Yu to run towards the place where there were many trees, turning quickly every three or five steps. This trick worked well, and the big tiger was dodged several times.

Meng Yuan was very proud, but Di Yu was forced to do so, telling Meng Yuan that his physical strength was a little unable to keep up.

When Meng Yuan heard this, he complained that Di Yu usually didn't work, and at the same time directed him to run in the direction of the giant panda. No matter what, he always passes by, and he doesn't have any deep hatred, so he can't blame himself for the giant panda's own death.

When he ran near the giant panda, he climbed up a tree, waved at the tiger, and pointed to the panda's place to show that he was innocent. I don't know why, after the big tiger glanced in the direction that Emperor Yu pointed at, the tiger's eyes turned red, he roared up to the sky, and jumped up from the ground and rushed straight to Emperor Yu.

Meng Yuan was so angry that his teeth itched, and he scolded: "Have you been beaten stupid in the brains of this tiger? Do I have a grudge against you for murder? ”

The big tiger didn't care about him, seeing that he was only a foot away from him, he shouted in danger: "Cold Ice Palm." ”

Emperor Yu woke up and used his full aura to be a palm. The big tiger slapped it head-on and fell from the air like an ice sculpture.

Seeing that he had actually defeated the Seventh-Order Demon Tiger, Emperor Yu looked at his palm in disbelief.

Meng Yuan scolded anxiously: "Look at the fart, hurry up and go down to make up for two palms, what if you don't die?" You're a. ”

Sure enough, before Emperor Yu could jump down, the ice on the tiger's body began to shatter, and it took only two breaths to break free. Regardless of his own injuries, he jumped towards Emperor Yu again.

Emperor Yu scurried between several large trees like a monkey. After all, the tiger was bigger, and he couldn't catch the emperor feather for a while.

Meng Yuan commanded Emperor Yu to jump onto the tree in front of him, thinking to himself, you stupid tiger, even if you are blind, you can see that tiger cub.

Di Yu didn't have much physical strength at this time, and if this tiger chased him again, he really didn't have the strength to escape. However, the big tiger pounced on him again as if he couldn't see the giant panda.

Emperor Yu sat on the branch of the tree in a daze, watching the tiger pounce on him. Meng Yuan was so anxious that he jumped wildly, and kept shouting cold ice palms. But at this time, how could the emperor feather still send it out, and he was about to die in the tiger's mouth, and an accident happened.

The moment the big tiger jumped up the tree, the giant panda also jumped up, grabbed the tiger's tail and pulled it, and the tiger was thrown to the ground by it.

The giant panda seized the opportunity, stretched out the bear's paw and slapped it on the tiger's head. Under one palm, the entire tiger's head was shattered, and it was obvious that he would not survive. The giant panda also collapsed next to the tiger's carcass because of excessive bleeding.

Emperor Yu picked up a life and sat down on a tree branch.

Meng Yuan began to complain: "Brother, my brother has a sentence that I don't know whether to say or not. Without waiting for Di Yu to respond, he continued, "I see that other protagonists are all gods and gods, and Buddhas." You're lucky, you were chased by a brute, and you almost lost your life. Didn't your elders say that you have some particularly awesome blood? Why don't you do it? Generally, others are dying and suddenly their bloodlines awaken and reverse the situation. You're going to die, you don't have a fart, and you've been saved by a bear. Alas! I'm the only seedling in our old Meng family, I'm going to have an accident, and the goddess I finally caught up with has to be arched by other pigs. ”

However, if he knew at this time that the goddess he had been chasing for three years was dating a young man, he didn't know how he would feel.

Having said that, Di Yu was fooled by Meng Yuan, and he really thought it was his own problem, apologized to Meng Yuan, and promised to cultivate well in the future. But they ignored one point, it was not an ordinary little tiger chasing them just now, it was a demon tiger that had quickly risen from the seventh order to the eighth order, which was equivalent to the existence of a cultivator's mid-stage spiritual infant.

This is in the human world, and the seventh order of the Spirit Yuan challenges the middle stage of the spirit infant, and he will be scared to death before he fights, not to mention that Emperor Yu injured the demon tiger with one palm. Of course, even if Emperor Yu made up for the two palms in time, he would not be able to defeat the Demon Tiger, after all, the gap was too big.

However, these things are completely unknown to the two "illiterates" of the practice. One is honest and honest, and the other is conceited and pretending to b, such a combination is also wonderful.

Emperor Yu rested on the branch for a long time, and found that the big tiger and the giant panda were no longer moving, so he went down to the tree to check it.

Di Yu walked over to take a look, the tiger must be finished, and its head was all in the paste. The panda's belly seemed to have been cut open, and the intestines could be seen. Di Yu felt disgusted and wanted to leave but was stopped by Meng Yuan.

"You're stupid! Isn't that tiger skin worth anything? Can't you eat tiger meat? Meng Yuan said excitedly.

After hearing this, Di Yu endured his disgust and peeled off the tiger skin, and then used the aura to form ice cubes and attach them to the palm of his hand to decompose the demon tiger's limbs, and found vines to bundle them into a pile. After dealing with the demon tiger, he asked Meng Yuan: "Then what about this bear?" Do you want to peel it too? ”

"Forget about the panda, after all, it is also a national treasure, so let's do good deeds as Lao Tzu, dig a pit and bury it." Meng Yuan said with some distress.

This is what he is going to take back and raise, it's a pity. However, if he knew the reason why the tiger chased him with all his life, he would not feel pity.

Emperor Yu dug the pit and prepared to drag the giant panda into the pit. The giant panda actually spoke, speaking in human language, like the voice of a girl in her twenties.

"I'm not dead yet!"

This frightened Emperor Yu. According to what the patriarch said, isn't it true that the demon clan can only transform into a human form and speak human words only by cultivating to the demon king? Could it be that this bear is a demon king?

Seeing Emperor Yu's expression, the female panda seemed to understand something, and said, "If I am a demon king, how can I be injured by a seventh-order demon tiger." ”

Di Yu said with some fear: "I just wanted to bury you just now, so as not to be eaten by other demon beasts." ”

The female panda was seriously injured, and even had some difficulty speaking, looking at Di Yu and blinking her eyes. Meng Yuan looked at the female panda and blinked, his heart was like a cat's paw scratching, he really wanted to make a video and post it on the Internet, he must have more than 10,000 likes.

Di Yu's hanging heart finally landed, and he was really afraid that this female panda would fight with him.

"That's... I'll go first, and you slowly heal from your injuries. After saying that, he turned around and left, not even the bundled tiger meat.

The female panda stopped Di Yu and said, "I can't survive, I ask you for help with something." As a token of appreciation, I will give you a treasure. ”

Di Yu was a little hesitant, but Meng Yuan was excited when he heard about the treasure, and asked Di Yu to agree. His heart was full of anticipation, but when he saw the tiger cub awakened by the mother panda, his anger instantly exploded.

The tiger cub looked at him, stuck out his tongue, and turned into a rabbit. The rabbit jumped up next to the female panda, watched the female panda's wound bleed, stretched out his tongue and licked the female panda's wound, tears flowing.

Di Yu looked at this rabbit, wasn't it the one that played tricks on him three months ago?

The mother panda looked at the blue rabbit with a loving expression, and the rabbit was transformed into a red panda again.

Meng Yuan asked with the help of Emperor Yu's body, "This is the treasure you are talking about?" A shape-shifting panda? I thought it was some kind of magic weapon or something. After speaking, he glared at the red panda angrily.

Seeing this, the female panda seemed to understand something, and it was this naughty child who teased people again.

"No, I hope you can raise my children after I die." You will be satisfied with the treasure I have given you. ”

Meng Yuan looked at this red panda, although it was a little skinny, but he couldn't stand its cuteness! As the saying goes, appearance is justice. I want him to be handsome and chic, and he is taking a panda with him when he goes out, so if he wants to go on an appointment with the young lady, wouldn't he be able to catch him.

"Okay, I promise you, this red panda will be messed with me in the future." He also pretended to have a very reluctant expression on his face, as if he was in great trouble for himself.

The female panda is also an experienced bear, and when she looks at him, she asks for benefits. It's just that what she doesn't understand is, why has the young man in front of her changed so much? I began to worry a little in my heart, but the children all called out, and I couldn't live long, so I really couldn't help it. At that moment, he unfolded the bear's paw and handed Emperor Yu a yellow ball, which was still stained with blood.

Meng Yuan looked at the yellow ball and shouted that he was too stupid, he forgot that the myths would mention that the demon beast had Neidan in its body, and it was really a loss to his grandmother's family. With a smile, he took the demon beast pill and wiped it, and took a look, as if he had a very precious treasure.

The female panda looked at Di Yu's appearance, sighed and said, "This is just a meeting gift, you carry me back first." ”

When Meng Yuan heard this, he wanted to call out excitedly. The body was returned to Emperor Yu, this kind of physical work he had always been unwilling to do, although he was just a soul.

Emperor Yu picked up the female panda on his back, and when he left, Meng Yuan reminded the red panda to bring tiger skin and tiger meat. The Panda Cave is located directly north of the desert island, behind a bamboo forest. The area of the bamboo forest is not small, there is a small half of the mountain, and there are many kinds of bamboo, including spiny bamboo, bitter bamboo, bamboo bamboo, cold arrow bamboo, etc., the most amazing of which is a kind of purple bamboo.

The body of the bamboo is about three or four zhang long, the whole body is purple, its leaves are thin and pointed, and it is blue-yellow. A closer look reveals that there are many small holes in the leaves, and a ray of sunlight shines on them through the bamboo forest, casting a peculiar pattern.

Di Yu carried the female panda on his back, one step at a time, his forehead was sweaty, and he looked embarrassed, thinking that this giant panda was afraid of four or five hundred catties. If it weren't for the fact that he had reached the seventh order of the Spirit Yuan and was able to operate the aura, he was afraid that this kind of burden would be exhausted and he would die.

The red panda draped the tiger skin on his body, his whole body was wrapped, and he would learn a tiger roar every few steps, and the tiger meat that Meng Yuan told him to bring didn't know where to throw it. Fortunately, after passing the purple bamboo forest, I finally arrived at the bear cave that the mother panda said, in a bamboo made of white jade about two zhang thick and about four or five zhang high.

Bai Yuzhu has no door, and there are five big characters written on the middle section - Yuan, which is wonderful.

As soon as Di Yu wanted to ask how to get in, he saw a pair of bear paws of the red panda slapping on the jade bamboo, and a light curtain appeared around the jade bamboo, and the red panda happily climbed in.

Meng Yuan thought to himself, such a large white jade bamboo must be very luxurious inside. I think there must be a lot of treasures, and this time I made a lot of money. However, when he entered the bamboo house, he found that it was empty, except for a stone table, a tea tray on the table, four stone benches underneath, and not even a bed.

Di Yu was also a little dumbfounded when he saw this scene, this was not as good as the mine where the elders lived. But he was kind by nature, so he didn't say anything, put down the female panda and sat on the ground to rest.

When the mother panda woke up, she motioned for the red panda to go and get something, and after a while, the red panda brought a red wooden box. The mother panda opened the wooden box and took out a white jade bottle, poured out a black pill and ate it.

Di Yu, who was resting on the side, could smell a fragrance from a long distance, and the whole person was much more relaxed. After the female panda took the pill, the wound began to heal rapidly, which is a sign of imminent death.

Meng Yuan watched the female panda gradually recover her vitality, and yelled that it was not good and that she was fooled. Before Emperor Yu could understand what was going on, Meng Yuan told him to flee quickly. It's a pity that a cold snort stopped him.

The female panda took the pill, and after only a few breaths, she stood up and walked towards Di Yu.

Meng Yuan took over the body and flattered: "The predecessor is really extraordinary, and the injury has healed in the blink of an eye. Since the seniors are safe, the younger generations don't dare to take love when it comes to taking care of the bear, so don't let it go. As he spoke, he clenched his fists with both hands, looking like a person in the rivers and lakes.

The she-bear squinted at the bear's eyes, not knowing whether it was happy or angry, and said lightly: "Don't worry, little benefactor, I still have a baby for you." ”

"No, no, no, saving people is the duty of my generation, how dare I ask for something in return. The seniors are good at recuperation, and the younger generations are leaving. As he spoke, he began to anoint the soles of his feet and fled towards the light curtain. It's a pity that the light curtain disappeared and hit the bamboo wall.

Meng Yuan turned around and said, "I don't know what the seniors mean?" ”

The mother panda said, "Since you have promised to take care of my child, then you can stay." ”

"Hmph, you ungrateful bear, don't think I'm afraid of you. Push Lao Tzu into a hurry and smash your bear hole. Meng Yuan said fiercely.

The she-bear laughed, ignored him, and sat down on the stone bench and drank her tea like a human, not knowing how she had picked up the teacup.

Emperor Yu took over the body, and Meng Yuan commanded: "I think this panda has not fully recovered, should we take the opportunity to hurt her and escape?" "This will make him no matter what country is a national treasure or not, his life is the most important thing.

Di Yu shook his head and said, "Now that she has resumed her cultivation, I'm afraid I won't be able to beat her." ”

Meng Yuan scolded angrily: "You didn't bury her casually before, and you are still greedy for what treasure." It's good now, but you can't beat it, who can you beat? ”。

Di Yu had a black line on his face, ignored Meng Yuan, and punched towards the bamboo wall. But his fist was like hitting cotton, and there was no reaction. I punched a few more times at the moment, and I didn't even react when I used my cold ice palm.

The female panda said leisurely: "Don't waste your strength, you can't break it." Come over and have a cup of tea together to quench the anger. ”