Naruto said with a disgusted expression:

"What kind of paper? Tear a page and you'll have it! ”

Hearing Naruto say this, Jirai didn't care about wiping off the nosebleed, his eyes widened, and he roared like thunder:

"Shinobi little ghost, you are not very old, why are you so cruel?"

"How lovely and sacred are books, how can you tear them?"

Naruto was even more disgusted, and continued to speak venomously:

"Cruel? Have you ever used the toilet? ”

Jiraiya was speechless for a moment, but still retorted strongly:

"No matter how urgent you are, you can't tear this book, you can tear something else!"

After Jiraiya finished speaking, he took the opportunity to look at Naruto!

Is this the child of prophecy in the mouth of the toad fairy of Miaomu Mountain?

It's a talent, but the mouth is a little poisonous!

Jiraiya, one of the legendary three ninjas in Konoha Village.

The spokesperson of Mt. Myoki, one of the three sacred sites.

Author of "Intimate Paradise".

He has been away for many years, collecting information for Konoha Village, and on the other hand, he is looking for the son of prophecy in the mouth of the toad fairy.

The toad immortals of Miaomu Mountain have always been the objects of the most respect, and they are even more convinced of the words of the toad immortals.

The Toad Immortal predicts that in the near future, there will be another war in the ninja world.

Alien beings will completely control the life and death of the creatures of this world.

And the one who can change all this is the Child of Prophecy.

The most obvious feature of a child of prophecy is that he has a book in his hand!

At first, the toad immortal did not read the name of the book.

But according to the clues provided by the toad immortals, they also found similar people.

A few years later, the Toad Immortal summoned Zilaiye, saying that he had read the name of the book clearly: "The Prequel to Dream of Red Mansions".

Jiraiya realizes that he has found the wrong person, and begins to travel further afield!

But it hasn't been found for so many years.

Unexpectedly, returning to Konoha actually allowed him to find the Child of Prophecy!

The key "Dream of Red Mansions Prequel" is really good!

Sure enough, the son of prophecy made a move, and it was extraordinary!

Naruto felt Jiraiya's lustful gaze, raised his eyebrows, and said in a bad voice:

"What do you see?"

Jiraiya was stunned for a moment, immediately turned the book, and then responded with a smile:

"What are you doing?"

"Cut you!"

After Naruto finished speaking, he swung his fist, and Jiraiya instantly ducked back!

Just when Jiraiya thought he was dodging, Jiraiya suddenly called out "Mom"!

"Shinobi little ghost, why are you stepping on your feet?"

Jiraiya rubbed the surface of his feet and asked with a grin.

"This is called a soldier who does not get tired of deceit!"

"Old man, tear this to wipe your nosebleed, otherwise she should think that her charm is not diminished back then!"

After Naruto finished speaking, he returned "Intimacy Heaven" to Jiraiya.

Jiraiya turned around and saw a middle-aged woman in a bikini, five big and three thick, winking at him.

Jiraiya was defeated at that time!

Pointing to the middle-aged woman, he said:

"Where did this monster come out? Call the guards and get her back! ”

The middle-aged woman in a bikini, five big and three thick, didn't blink, and shouted with her hands on her hips:

"Sisters, this old man scolds the old lady for being a monster, come out and scratch him!"

Then a group of middle-aged women in bikinis, five big and three thick, walked out of the hot spring and rushed to Jiraiya!

"Run!"

Jiraiya finished shouting, grabbed Naruto as soon as he could, and left with a few jumps!

"Oh my god, it's a powerful ninja, let's get out!"

One of them, a middle-aged woman in a bikini, five big and three thick, whined, and a group of middle-aged women ran back to the hot spring like dumplings!

In the middle of a grove, Jiraiya stopped and put Naruto down.

"Zilaiye, what are you doing with a group of aunts?"

"Besides, it's you who want to scratch you, why are you pulling me away?"

Naruto asked with a wistful expression.

"Cut! What is the most powerful thing in the world? ”

"Aunt and aunt's mouth is the most powerful!"

"That's what [the long-tongued woman] describes!"

"This immortal attaches so much importance to reputation, naturally he can't let this group of [long-tongued women] ruin their reputation!"

Jiraiya sat under the big tree and boasted seriously.

"You can pull it down, you still value reputation?"

"You deserve to be nominated, too? Do you have a reputation? ”

"A dog of the three generations of the Hokage family has a better reputation than you!"

Naruto finally officially turned on the poisonous tongue mode, and the poisonous self also had a bad chill!

Actually, Jirai wants to beat Naruto too!

But thinking of Naruto's identity as the son of prophecy, Jiraiya couldn't help it again!

If the son of prophecy is beaten out by him, how should he face the toad immortal!

So Jiraiya covered his ears with his hands and said to himself:

"Don't listen, don't listen, Wang Ba chants!"

Naruto's eyes flickered, and he took out kunai and wrote on the ground:

"Don't look at it, don't look at it, you (Wang Ba) are laying eggs!"

"It is worthy of the man who wrote "The Prequel to Dream of Red Mansions", and the dialogue in it remembers it clearly! But do you know that respecting the old and loving the young? ”

Jiraiya stopped covering his ears with his hands and asked Naruto with a glare.

"Do you know that you are disrespectful to the elderly? Besides, you're quite old, don't you see that I'm still underage? ”

Naruto and Jiraiya went toe-to-toe, and then Jiraiya was silent!

Jiraiya searched his brain, and he couldn't find words that were more poisonous than Naruto!

It stands to reason that old children and small children, his lively personality should be more than enough to get along with Naruto, how can this be the result?

The next moment, Zilai also threw out his king bomb and said:

"Shinobi little ghost, is it okay for this immortal to take you to see beautiful women? The kind of beauty that drools at the first glance! ”

Naruto gave Jiraiya an idiot look, and said lightly:

"Don't go!"

Jiraiya was stunned at the time!

Could it be that the shinobi imp is too young to know the benefits of beauty?

It shouldn't be!

If you don't know the benefits of beauty, how did you write a peerless masterpiece like "The Prequel to Dream of Red Mansions"?

Jiraiya, who was a little confused, blinked his eyes and asked:

"Why?"

"I have a girlfriend!"

Naruto said with his hands in his pockets and a look of arrogance.

After hearing this, he fell to the ground on his back!

It was also overturned by blows and jealousy!

The teenage minor already has a girlfriend, but he is over half a hundred years old but alone, what a failure!

He wasn't like this when he was young, and he also has a favorite goddess!

But his goddess did not like him, and was so sad......

Jiraiya burst into tears......

While Jiraiya was sad to reminisce, Naruto turned away without hesitation.

Although he had heard the name Jiraiya, but so what? He's got a lot to do!

Seeing that the Son of Prophecy was leaving, his eyes were rolling, racking his brains to find a way to get in touch with the Son of Prophecy!

Thinking about it, I laughed too, and it was not bad to be a teacher of the child of prophecy!

So Zilai also said:

"Under the ninja little ghost, I know Konoha's ninjutsu, including forbidden techniques, if you want to learn, I can guide you!"

Naruto paused, then turned around and asked:

"Will you escape?"

Jiraiya's eyes widened and he lay down again!

Damn, the mouth of the Son of Prophecy is too poisonous......

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