"So, before this house collapses......"

From Tsunade's mouth, he got the answer that the reason why this house collapsed was indeed caused by man. The middle-aged man frowned and pondered for a while as if he was identifying the authenticity of the news. When he spoke again, he did not stop there, but still asked with some uncertainty.

"You once saw a suspicious man walking by. But you were in too much of a hurry to see what it looked like? ”

When asked, the middle-aged man's gaze seemed to have noticed something unusual, so he wanted to see through Tsunade's hidden side, and always focused firmly on Tsunade's body.

At the same time, because the middle-aged man focused his attention on Tsunade, and the "village threat" that Tsunade told him that did not exist at all. The toad that has changed into Jiraiya, although it is lying on Tsunade's shoulder with such a big grin, is too contrary and eye-catching compared to Tsunade's image. But the middle-aged man is still an ordinary man after all, and he has never set foot in the realm of ninjas who are too mysterious and unpredictable for ordinary people, let alone know the existence of basic ninjutsu such as transformation art. So much so that although the middle-aged man is interested in a beautiful and "young" woman like Tsunade, why would he keep a small toad as a pet, the middle-aged man's eyes are always curious from time to time. But in the end, he still couldn't connect this weird little toad with the "escaped" without a trace. And then after being puzzled, it was just Tsunade's unique interests, so he didn't pay much attention to it.

Because of this, because the attention is focused in the wrong direction, coupled with the conversation between Tsunade and Jiraiya, it is because of the whispering in his ears. As a result, although the two frequently exchanged heads and ears in front of people, the content of the conversation and exchange was not listened to. In other words, most of the inhabitants who were hunting down Jiraiya were scattered by Tsunade's erroneous guidance. As the middle-aged man who was the leader, he couldn't recognize the real body of Jiraiya who was close in front of him. The mess that was accidentally triggered by Zilai can be regarded as having passed safely without danger.

"Yes, that's it...... I didn't pay much attention to it at the time, and then I happened to this again...... Woo......"

As a ninja with outstanding strength, distraction and even distraction are common and simple basic skills. So much so that although Tsunade and Jiraiya are "flirting" quite "enthusiastically", on the surface, Tsunade is threatening Jiraiya with his side head, and slightly adjusts his posture by taking advantage of the situation. Slapping the turbulent twin peaks with his hands, he made a frightened and timid appearance. After hearing the questioning of the person in front of him, he was even more like an Oscar-winning actress, covering her face with her hands, and sobbing "helplessly and fearlessly".

"It happened so suddenly, and I was very lucky to be able to survive the accident just now...... Where do you have the leisure to pay attention to these things...... Woohoo......"

If there is a ** beauty with a good figure, she cries in front of you. And it's because you're "uninteresting" and repeatedly asked and persecuted, and you make you cry...... I believe that most male compatriots will be more or less born of a sense of guilt, right?

And this point, in the case of middle-aged men, is obviously extremely applicable.

"Alas, alas, alas......! Other...... Don't cry...... Okay, okay, I know, I know...... It's me who is abrupt, I don't ask, I don't ask......"

The sound of Tsunade's "helpless crying" in his ears suddenly made the middle-aged man involuntarily give birth to a sense of pity that even his heart was about to break. Coupled with Tsunade's active cooperation performance so far, it can be regarded as no anomaly. While the middle-aged man was scrambling to defend and persuade Tsunade, he was embarrassed to continue to ask, forcing Tsunade to recall the previous "unfortunate" experience.

"After all that experience, you must be very scared...... How's that? I won't continue to bother you anymore, you can go back and have a good rest first, Meimei will sleep and her mood will be much better. ”

"Uh......h Hmmm......"

"Oh, by the way, until we catch that perverted pervert, or confirm that he is gone, don't go out alone, lest there be any accidents...... After all, a young and beautiful girl like you is the easiest to be targeted by perverts...... But you don't have to worry too much. With the intensity of our current search, I believe that in the next few days, there will be a result. In other words, you just need to be patient for a few days and try not to go out alone as much as possible, so as not to meet some bad people. ”

"Huh? Well...... Good ......"

“…… Ahem, what's that...... I'm sorry for the delay...... I won't continue to bother you, let's go first. ”

Between the words, the middle-aged man's gaze was always watching Tsunade's every move as if he were nothing. It wasn't until I confirmed that the person in front of me was sobbing in panic from beginning to end, that I completely relieved myself. Immediately deliberately slowed down his tone a little, and after calming Tsunade's emotions in a gentle voice, because he decided that he could not get more useful information on Tsunade, he touched his nose with embarrassment, turned around, and left.

"Go back to rest early, little girl. If you see any suspicious person, or remember something important, please let us know in time. ”

"Hmm...... I know...... Thank you for your concern! Uncle! Be careful on the road! ”

After perceiving the departure trend of the person in front of him, Tsunade, who had been trying to suppress the strong sense of disobedience and discomfort that came to his heart because of his pretending to be a little woman, finally quietly breathed a sigh of relief. Then he raised his hand and waved, pretending to say goodbye. While turning his head slightly sideways, he looked at the lying on his shoulder, as if he was aware of it, and shivering. After pausing for a while, until the middle-aged man's figure disappeared completely, he took advantage of the opportunity before Jiraiya could react, grabbed the little toad that Jiraiya had transformed into from his shoulder, and held it firmly in his palm. In addition to putting Jiraiya in a dangerous state where it was difficult to break free from the escaped knife fish, he continued with a smile in his eyes.

"So, what's next...... Ziraiya, my dear old fellow...... Regarding what you said earlier, I think it's time for the two of us to 'have a good talk', right? You tell me? ”

"Uh...... This...... Well...... this."

The appearance of the person in front of him obviously holding a grudge made Zilai secretly feel deep chagrin and remorse for his previous unconscious verbal actions. While in the palm of Tsunade's palm, he struggled instinctively with some trepidation. While secretly swallowing his saliva, he grinned dryly and started haha.

"Both...... They are all old comrades-in-arms and old friends...... You don't have to worry so much, right...... Haha......"

Although Tsunade is now grasping Jiraiya, he doesn't use her unparalleled strange power to restrain it. So much so that as long as you want to, if you directly lift the state of transformation art, you will definitely be able to easily break free from the palm of Tsunade's hand......

But on the other hand, the lack of use of strange powers proves that Tsunade has not been angered by Jiraiya. Even the vicious appearance now,It's just that Tsunade is dissatisfied with the previous Jiraiya complaining words.,Inadvertently,It's just a coquettish complaint that describes Tsunade as an old woman.,And make Tsunade feel quite dissatisfied.,I didn't intend to compare anything with Jiraiya's incomprehensible wooden idiot.。

Well, of course...... If, in this case, Jiraiya really dares to take the initiative to break free from the shackles of Tsunade's pretense and let Tsunade not come to the stage......

Then, the price that Jiraiya needs to pay will definitely be much more painful than being held in the palm of Tsunade's hand now, which seems to be precarious, but in fact has no danger.

"Oh? Split hairs? Could it be that you want to say ...... Am I a woman with a small belly? Well? ”

Because of this, after seeing that although Jiraiya was struggling instinctively, he never lifted the transformation technique, thus revealing a wronged appearance that was slaughtered by Tsunade. So that because he knew that Jilai occasionally lacked a character in his brain, and he was not really angry, he was dissatisfied, and most of it suddenly dissipated. Immediately took Jiraiya's words, raised his eyebrows and stared at him in anger and frightened, but he was worried that he would really accidentally pinch Jiraiya, and driven by instinct, he quietly dissipated a little bit of the strength of grasping Jiraiya.

It is precisely because of this that today's self-come. Although it is firmly grasped in the palm of Tsunade's palm, the strength is not light or heavy, and Tsunade's delicate and soft skin feels like a girl...... Well, in a sense, for Jiraiya, who has had a crush on Tsunade for many years, this is not only not a punishment and threat, but it should be said to be a very comfortable and comfortable enjoyment and reward.

It's just that out of his own personal safety - for fear that Tsunade will really enter a state of annoyance and anger after knowing the truth - and in order to prevent Tsunade from detecting that something is wrong, he interrupted this rare benefit in advance. Jiraiya, who is back online with a view of the overall situation, of course, will not be stupid enough to tell Tsunade this truth.

"No, no, no! I definitely didn't mean that! I...... I mean......"

On the other hand, he gradually gave up the struggle because he sensed the strength of the person's deliberately relaxed grip, and instead ate tofu in the palm of his hand. While hearing Tsunade's "ill-intentioned" rhetorical question, he judged that the anger in the hearts of the people in front of him had dissipated most of the time. As the words that came out of Jiraiya's mouth gradually returned to their former gentleness, his eyes rolled and he proposed the plan that was most likely to arouse Tsunade's interest at the moment, according to Tsunade's interests and hobbies.

"Ahem! Forget it, let's not talk about it...... Na! So be it! For the sake of your kindness in helping me out of the siege before, I will be the east today! Please go and have a drink! What do you think? ”

"Oh? Have a drink? That's a good idea......"

As soon as Jiraiya's words fell, the corners of Tsunade's eyes involuntarily twitched slightly, obviously, he was extremely excited by Jiraiya's proposal......

You must know that when Tsunade and Mute traveled away from the village, although nominally, Tsunade was the main one, and Mute was secondary. But under the influence of Tsunade's late lover, Kato's niece, Shizu's life experience, makes the relationship between the two more like good sisters without master and slave separation. And under the strict supervision of Shizune for the sake of Tsunade's body, 24 hours a day, Tsunade is rarely able to drink a good meal.

In other words, the choice that Jiraiya made subconsciously was to successfully wake up the thirsty wine worm in Tsunade's stomach by mistake...... In this case, the effect of shifting the topic is undoubtedly quite significant.

"Hey, that said, right? I knew you would be interested in this! ”

Seeing the last trace of dissatisfaction in the eyes of the people, after completely disappearing and erasing under his own proposal, he also raised his hanging heart, and then completely let go. And then for fear that people would turn the topic back.,And while the iron is hot.,Propose to Tsunade to recommend the nearest tavern.。

"Speaking of which, I didn't spend a few days here, but I did know of a good tavern...... Not only is the quality of the sake excellent, but the taste of the food is perfect for drinking~"

"Oh? Is there such a thing? Don't just make it up to fool me, right? ”

"Alas, how could it be! Don't you know me yet! Can get me - one of the three ninjas of Konoha, the Toad Immortal of Miaomu Mountain, and the Lord Jiraiya! ——'s personal recommendation, the quality of that store, is absolutely not wrong! ”

“…… Poofhaha, it's all like this, and I haven't forgotten the smelly beauty...... Okay, I'll believe you for once. ”

Seeing that Jilai was obviously grasped in the palm of his hand, a pair of fish on the knife board - the appearance of being slaughtered by others, but he was proud and boasting with both hands and arms, revealing a funny and strange appearance. Let the anxiety that has quietly risen and spread in Tsunade's heart due to the previous abnormal warning has been effectively eased and relaxed. Then he couldn't help but chuckle out loud, and while walking towards the tavern recommended by Jiraiya under the guidance of Jiraiya, he pretended to be threatening and teased.

"But, Jiraiya, don't say I didn't warn you beforehand...... If it turns out later, the smell of that store, you just made it up and lied to me. You should know what kind of fate you will be, right? ”

"Haha! You can rest assured! Even if it's for my own personal safety, I will never lie to you about this kind of thing."

However, because the relationship is too close and familiar, Tsunade and Jiraiya are not associated with ......

Drinking together or something, although in the eyes of the two of them, it may be normal......

But according to common sense, lonely men and widows are intimate and alone...... In a sense, it's already an unconscious date, right?

In addition, just as the two of them lifted the identity of the three ninjas, they safely eliminated the crisis episode that might adversely affect the image of the Konoha Ninja Village. And when there is talk and laughter, go to the tavern to drink [meeting] together......

In this series of changes, Tsunade, who was distracted, forgot to ......

The sense of existence of someone who follows Tsunade's orders and then silently waits for Tsunade to join him is accidentally and completely forgotten and ignored by Tsunade from beginning to end......

……

The camera pans to the entrance of the casino where Tsunade has a big fight before reuniting with Jiraiya.

……

"'I'll go out first to breathe'...... If I'm not mistaken, Tsunade-sama just now, that's exactly what he said, right? But I've been looking for it for most of the day, and I haven't seen Tsunade-sama anywhere...... Can anyone tell me where Tsunade-sama ran away in just a blink of an eye?! ”

Shizun, who was tightly holding the large iron box full of cash, was quietly blowing in the gusts of cold wind, while squatting on the ground with his eyes blank, showing a rather messy appearance of lovelessness, and began to doubt life, from time to time he raised his head to look left and right, and his mouth was broken and broken.

"Or ...... Tsunade-sama was found by the creditors again...... Have you already left me alone and run first?! ”

(End of chapter)