() Statement: The same as before, please order a monthly pass! In the future, this sub-volume will be Sasuke's essay volume.,In the future, the text and the essay will be separated! I haven't figured out how to write the essay on stopping water, and I don't really want to write water anyway...

(a)

In the Konoha Forest, the night is silent.

Suddenly, there was a crisp bell ringing in the woods.

Under the moonlight, a masked member of the dark department jumped on a tree: "Cut, which class is playing the game of grabbing the bell?" ”

Following the moonlight illumination, he looked at the three familiar figures under the tree, covered his face, and flew down in front of them: "Hey! Naruto, why are you still playing this childish bell game with Kakashi-sensei..."

"Huh? What is a childish bell game? ”

Naruto Uzumaki was still proud that his tactics had worked, and together with Sakura, he managed to snatch the bell from Kakashi, and was coldly interrupted, with some displeasure on his face.

This is the tactic he is thinking of!

This is his head-on victory over Kakashi-sensei!

This is the assessment of the results of his and Jiraiya's two years of practice!

Naruto Uzumaki turned around, looked at the dark outfit hidden under the animal's mask, and scratched his hair suspiciously, "Hey, you guy..."

"I'm too lazy to talk to you, it just so happens that Kakashi-sensei is also there..."

The Shadow Ninja took it out of his arms, took out a scroll and threw it to Kakashi Hachiki: "Cleaned up a base of Orochimaru, which contains illegal human experimentation materials, please help Kakashi-sensei transfer it to my brother!" ”

Ignoring everyone's gaze, the strange shadow ninja took off his mask and gave them a smug grin, "Mission over!" Anyway, I don't want to see that crow, I'll go see Sister Shizun first..."

"Sasuke!"

Naruto Uzumaki grabbed him by the collar and said angrily, "You guy, what the hell do you mean!" Just returned to the village so suddenly..."

Sakura Haruno cautiously approached them, "Yes, Sasuke-kun... Why did you suddenly return to the village, and why did you go to Sister Shizun? ”

"First Cells..."

Kakashi opened the scroll next to him, looked at the musculature that was constantly active in the pile of bottles, and said with some surprise for a moment, "Could it be that ... Sasuke: The reason why you defected to Konoha back then, was it to cooperate with the village to hunt down Orochimaru?

It was only a few seconds before Kakashi shook his head violently and said, "No... It shouldn't be possible... Sasuke's purpose has always been to kill his brother... Uchiha Itachi! ”

“… What nonsense are you talking about! ”

Sasuke tapped Naruto Uzumaki's head with a finger: "Idiot, hurry up and let go!" Crumpled my clothes! I found a tailor shop to iron it! ”

The yellow-haired young man tugged at his clothes a little reluctantly, ignoring his movements: "You first explain clearly, why did you leave the village at that time..."

"I'm the Hokage's direct Shadow Division! Of course, you have to go out of the village to carry out the mission! Sasuke Uchiha grabbed Naruto Uzumaki's arm and desperately broke free from his grip: "You idiot, do you think anyone is as idle as you Hokage Guardians!" ”

"Stop!"

Kakashi Hachiki's kunai flashed a cold light in the middle of the night and stopped at Sasuke's neck, and he tried his best to control his arm: "Although the Sharingan has not been able to see through your illusion or transformation technique, who are you, why did you sneak into Konoha by pretending to be Sasuke!" ”

“… Unlimited monthly reading? Reading the world of the month? ”

Uchiha Sasuke tilted his head, and after confiding two words that made Kakashi Hachiki tremble, he slowly lowered his head, gritted his teeth, and said, "Kitahara, you bastard!" I'm going to kill you when I get out of here! ”

Everyone in the seventh class looked at each other, and Sakura Haruno looked sad and circled her head with her fingers a few times, and after eye contact, they all understood what each other meant, this Sasuke may have something wrong with his brain...

However, Uchiha Sasuke didn't care about their abnormality, rubbed his face vigorously, and forced a smile: "Tell me, what is my identity?" Is it a little boy who was beaten up by his parents and brother from a young age? Or a child who was thrown into an orphanage as soon as he was born? ”

Kakashi Hachiki: "......"

Naruto Uzumaki: "......"

Sakura Haruno: "......"

"Don't be embarrassed, I'm used to it, anyway, in front of me, the ending is the same."

Uchiha Sasuke clenched his fists tightly, almost allowing everyone to see his suppressed anger: "Also, Uchiha Itachi is the Hokage Guardian of the fourth generation?" Or is it the current Goyome Hokage? Of course, and most importantly, does he have a red-eyed crow? ”

Kakashi Hachiki: "......"

For a while, there are a lot of slots, and I don't know where to say it... Why is this Sasuke's face so big! How could his elder brother become the bodyguard of the fourth Hokage, how could he become the fifth Hokage!

Sakura Haruno said worriedly, "Uchiha Itachi, itachi, is the S-class traitor in the village, who slaughtered your clan, and you are the only one left... Sasuke, you won't have amnesia, will you? ”

"Well, almost."

Sasuke Uchiha slammed his fist into the ground, and the cracks in the earth gradually spread from under his fist, and the ground within a radius of 100 meters instantly began to sink.

This punch was just smashed by him, not as domineering as Haruno Sakura's ninjutsu, but his ability to control his strength seemed to be better...

After the punch, Uchiha Sasuke breathed a sigh of relief and continued to smile, "What about my current identity?" A waitress at a ramen shop? A rotisserie chef? The playboy of Konoha? Or is it the lowest level of rebellion in the village? ”

Naruto Uzumaki looked at him with a look of horror: "... Sasuke, this guy... It feels like he... Have you broken down? ”

"Shut up!"

The little cub in a certain world turned dark, glared at his little friend fiercely, and then breathed a sigh of relief helplessly: "Judging by your reaction, I should still be a ninja." ”

"More than three years ago, you defected to Konoha and took refuge in Orochimaru..."Kakashi Hachiki stared at Sasuke Uchiha, as if trying to see something in his eyes: "In order to gain more power, kill your brother Itachi Uchiha..."

"Oh."

It was obvious that Sasuke's reaction disappointed him, and the little cub's face was full of lightness and calmness: "I guessed that there would be such a day, since my brother had the Hitomi technique of the Moon Reading World, that crow has never given up provoking our brotherly relationship..."

Kakashi Hachiki whispered, "That crow... What is it? ”

"It's just a lazy idiot who sleeps in bed, and it doesn't have much to do with you..."Sasuke spread his hands, reached out and pulled his hair, and said with a somewhat ugly face: "It looks like the enemy should be Itachi, does that crow want me to be trapped in the world of Tsukiyo forever!" ”

How could he have done it to his brother!

How could he be his brother's opponent!

Ever since he was three years old, he had come to realize the strength of his brother, and Uchiha Itachi had always possessed power that made him unmatched!

"Well, let's go and take Sasuke to meet Tsunade-sama first..."Sakura Haruno looked at Sasuke's state with a worried expression, and whispered, "Amnesia or something, maybe it's not a bad thing?" ”

"Tsunade, that old woman..."

Uchiha Sasuke's face was suddenly full of disgust, and then his eyes lit up, as if he thought of something happy: "Maybe you can beat up a fragrant phosphorus here?" You can also meet Sister Silence! ”

"If you think about it, the world is not unacceptable?"