They all mistakenly think I'm a big guy, but I don't want to pretend for a long time, but now it seems to be more and more alike, what should I do?

I've confessed it many times, why don't you believe it?

Obviously he didn't do anything, but it gave people a very powerful illusion.

Li Xingyun, the most handsome in the rivers and lakes: "I took it for her, whether she can wake up or not depends on the creation." ”

Empress of the Phantom Sound Workshop: "............"

Li Xingyun, the most handsome in the rivers and lakes: "Okay, I understand what you mean." ”

Empress of Phantom Sound Workshop: "Oh? You know me? Don't you know that a woman's heart is under the needle. ”

The empress is now happily ready to pick out a song "Quack", it is really nowhere to find it when she breaks through the iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get it.

There is such a person in this world, if you leave him alone, he will make mistakes himself.

If you want to take it, you must give it first!

The ancients did not deceive me.

Come to my bowl, Li Xingyun.

Li Xingyun, the most handsome in the rivers and lakes: "Aren't you afraid of luring wolves into the room?" ”

also lure the wolf into the room, you can, you are just grass by the rabbit's nest.

The Empress of Phantom Sound Fang: "Why did Your Highness say this, if Your Highness wants to come, Xiao Wang will definitely greet him and personally lead the horse for His Highness." ”

It looks like an uncle has been invited, but in fact he is preparing to be a puppet.

Li Xingyun, the most handsome in the rivers and lakes: "Go, go, come here again." ”

Come to this set again, won't you just eat this set?

The female emperor's music has bloomed, and the harem of the Qiwang Mansion, which has not been open for a long time, can also add a little more people.

After Ji Ruxue took it, she stabilized her heart rate, and there was no danger to her life for the time being, Li Xingyun sighed helplessly, hey, I, Li Xingyun, actually sold my body because of a thousand-year-old fire lingzhi.

But that's a thousand-year-old fire Ganoderma lucidum, and I still have a lot of face? Isn't it?

Xia Li waited for the order of the big priest for a morning, and finally looked forward to her back.

When she came back, she looked a little tired, went to the moon god to say something, and talked a few words to Xia Li, and then went back to the camp to rest.

In the afternoon of the same day, Da Si Ming woke up, washed his face with water, and put on a more bewitching lipstick, which was considered to be the end of the makeup.

"Xiaoli, hehe, isn't it boring to stay in the barracks? I'll take you out to play. Da Si Ming called Xia Li over very enthusiastically and said to him with a smile.

Xia Li felt a little bad, what was she going to do? Last time, she fooled me to Chu State in such a pleasant way, but there were many mosquitoes here, buzzing all day long, and I was annoyed.

Xia Li subconsciously shook his head, "It's not boring, the military camp is very interesting." ”

The chief priest pulled him to sit down and said, "I'll take you to a fun place, okay." ”

Well, I can't refuse, her tone seems to have some unquestionable meaning.

Besides, Xia Li is just a little servant, the other person is the master, or is there a difference between respect and inferiority, give you a face, ask you, if you still have a bar, then you will not be beaten.

"Eldest sister, where are you going this time?" Xia Li asked helplessly.

"Chu State!"

Xia Li was stunned for a moment, and asked suspiciously, "Isn't this the Chu State?" ”

Da Si Ming shook his head gently: "No, under your feet, it is already the land of Great Qin, the state of Chu I am talking about, the capital of Shouchun, how about it, are you interested?" ”

"Don't make a fuss, if you go to Shouchun from here, you have to bypass Xiang Yan's army, and now at the critical moment, Shouchun must be closed at the city gate, how can I get in, I won't work lightly." Xia Lidao.

Da Si Ming took out a piece of clothing from the package, which was the casual clothes she had worn before.

"We pretend to be husband and wife, and we can get in." Da Si Ming laughed evilly, glanced at Xia Li, and said with some amusement.

Xia Li looked at her with some disbelief, eldest sister, are you playing with fire.

"There are so many couples in the world, even if it's real, they can't get in." Xia said coldly, how can I have a feeling that my life is short.

Da Si Ming smiled evilly, put his hand on Xia Li's shoulder, blew lightly in his ear, and with the fragrance of some rice wine, he said softly: "Follow me, you are safe." ”

"That purple-haired girl, will she go?" Xia Li asked.

Da Si Ming stood up and stretched, "What? Do you like her? But it's no show, she's not an ordinary disciple, and her future status is not below me. ”

Xia Li glanced at her: "I just asked her if she was going." ”

"No, no."

"Why?"

"Because her disguise technique is not as slippery as I do, and she is too young to be embarrassed, and she is still too weak." Da Si ordered himself to pour himself a glass of wine and took a small sip.

Xia Li didn't ask them what they were going to do, it was useless to ask, the big secretary wouldn't say it, and there was no need to say it to a little handyman like him, anyway, he couldn't help.

"Let's go tomorrow, you can get ready." The Great Priest said.

Xia Li thought for a moment and said, "What, if we pretend to be husband and wife, then I won't make a profit?" ”

Da Si Ming smiled and shook the cloudy wine in the bronze cup, "Aren't spies all pretending to be husband and wife, this is a daily operation." ”

"But it won't make you cheap, you can rest assured, respect and order, this can't be messed up."

Oh well, love what's wrong.

"In the future, if the world is peaceful, we won't have to be so tired, Xiaoli." The Great Priest sighed to himself, as if he was talking to himself.

Xia Li also doesn't like the life of wandering, it's better to stay in the Yin and Yang family, quiet and plain, he just wants to cook for his sister and live together, nothing else.

Hey?

How can it be such a salted fish, it is surprisingly similar to Li Xingyun, and it hits people.

Bang.

Da Si Ming threw her dress to Xia Li, and said, "You take it back and try it yourself, if it doesn't fit, I'll talk about it tomorrow, I'll help you change your appearance, I can even change my voice." ”

Xia Li really wanted to cry without tears, and sure enough, it was so.

In the original work, the disguised kung fu of the great priest is a must, she concealed the Mo family giant, the Taoist Xiaoyaozi, the Confucian Zhang Liang and others.

Even the old-timer of Confucianism, Mr. Xun Kuang, did not see the truth of her disguise, but only saw through her rich internal strength.

It can be said that in terms of disguise, the Moyu Qilin deserves to be the first, and if it is second, the great priest can be ranked.

The moon is dark and the wind is cold, the life is invisible, the thousand changes are inexplicable, and the black jade unicorn.

"Eldest sister, you haven't taught me anything, why don't you teach me some yin and yang techniques?" Xia Li tried to ask.

She is the elder of the fire minister, although Xia Li is not a disciple, he also belongs to the yin and yang family, and it is understandable to teach him yin and yang techniques, but the great priest has rejected him several times.

"I don't want to teach."