Chapter 35 "Summary of Selected Jokes"

The night passed, and the morning came.

A new day has begun!

Wu Fan's body moved as he sat upright, he stood up and stretched comfortably, then opened the window and hummed,

"Get up early in the morning and open the window~ the sun is beautiful!"

Looking at the scenery outside the window, thinking that he would have to teach hard for a day today, Wu Fan dragged his chin and thought seriously for a while......

I just closed the window, climbed back into bed, covered the quilt, and threw out two words: "Sleep!"

???

But after a while.

Wu Fan kicked the quilt helplessly and cried: "Ah~ I don't want to go to class!

"After a night of cultivation, I haven't slept at all, I'm an earthling, I'll die if I don't sleep!"

"Although the more I cultivate, the more spiritual I become, I still have to sleep, as we all know: people are iron, beds are magnets, and no one can separate us!"

No one in the attic answered him

There seemed to be crows flying by outside the window, leaving a cry of "croak~".

After Wu Fan made a fuss for a while, he felt bored, and he shouted at the system: "System, do you know why I was able to send a voice just now?"

System: "......"

"If you answer correctly, I will work hard to cultivate and become the most powerful Heavenly Master on the Magic Continent as soon as possible!"

System: "Please cultivate hard!"

"Hmph~ It's not fun at all, I won't cultivate! I won't cultivate! Why do I have to work so hard to become the most powerful Heavenly Master? Isn't it good for me to be a teacher here leisurely?"

"Teach the students every day, tease the students, and walk the students...... Tut-tut...... Race like a fairy!"

Wu Fan pursed his lips, these words were indeed in his heart, he was still stuck in the three views of an ordinary young man on the earth, and he didn't have such lofty ambitions, nor did he have such a strong motivation, he just wanted to live quietly and quietly.

"Who said that if you have a system, you must be the first in the mainland?" Wu Fan seemed to be more and more energetic, "Isn't it good for me to be the first hundred million in the mainland......?"

"So you see that I am such a wasted person, what ulterior motives did you choose me for?" Wu Fan spread his hands and asked calmly.

System: "???"

If it had emotions, I'm afraid it would have changed to another master in a fit of anger!

"The system will help the host become the strongest celestial master in the Magic Continent!"

"But I don't want to be the strongest Heavenly Master!" Wu Fan also fought with the system.

System: "Please cultivate hard!"

Wu Fan: "If you don't cultivate, you won't !!"

In the early morning, a young man with the gas to get up and a mechanical system fell into an endless cycle.

......

After arguing with the system for almost half an hour, Wu Fan lay on the bed with a defeated look: Sure enough, people can't fight with robots, just a few words repeated and repeated!

If Wu Fan stood in the position of the system and treated him as a host, I am afraid that he would directly burst out with a sentence: "You are the worst host I have ever bred!"

He felt like he might be the most interesting soul on the Magic Continent, and he couldn't find a second one!

After all, the appearance of good looks is the same, but the interesting soul is one in a thousand!

Inexplicably, there is a sense of loneliness, as if 'everyone is drunk and I am sober', just like a whale at 52Hz......

This feeling is especially strong when he tells a joke but no one can understand it, and it even makes him miss everything on earth deeply!

Especially nostalgic for the masters of various jokes!

"It's not okay to go on like this......" Wu Fan frowned, pondered for a long time, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration!

"That's right! It's better to be happy alone than to be happy in the crowd! It's better to bring these 'joys' directly to the students, so that they can also be exposed to learning, and also organize exams for this...... Well...... Let's call it the 'joke test'!"

"Let the students clearly understand the source, meaning, and fun of each joke! Those who fail will be severely punished, and when everyone understands, they can make fun of each other!"

The more Wu Fan spoke, the more excited he became, and finally even showed a smug smile.

With a big hand clapp, it's decided!

Wu Fan happily exchanged breakfast from the system mall, and after eating it beautifully, he hummed his favorite song and set off towards the teaching venue!

On the grass, there were 31 figures standing neatly on the grass.

Wu Fan came to everyone, raised the corner of his eye, and saw several figures in the crowd with swollen eyes, obviously caused by crying too much, and even had scars on their faces, but their eyes contained perseverance and determination.....

Wu Fan's heart moved, and he immediately understood the reason.

But it doesn't break it, just treat it as if you didn't see it, and continue to teach as always.

I just silently sighed in my heart: Unity is a problem that you have to learn to solve, and the teacher can't help you much! However, the friendship obtained in this way is much more precious than other things, and I hope you can solve it as soon as possible......

Wu Fan coughed, straightened his collar, and announced this morning's decision with a little excitement: "Students, starting from today, you have one more task! This is a book specially written by the teacher, called "Summary of Selected Paragraphs". ”

"It can help you learn more interesting things, enrich your spiritual world, increase your free entertainment, and become an interesting person like the teacher!"

"We must not only cultivate, but also know how to 'be a good person'!"

"As the saying goes, 'the strong are the same, but the interesting soul is one in a thousand'! Sometimes, in battle, an interesting joke can even save your life!"

"Of course, more often than not, it's likely to die faster...... That doesn't stop us from learning it, though!"

Wu Fan talked about the "Summary of Selected Jokes" redeemed from the system mall and distributed it to everyone, while constantly 'being a good guide'.

This thing is very cheap, and one worship value can be exchanged for 100 copies!

Jiang Ruoyu blinked her eyes wide next to the crowd, after the frog jump training yesterday, she went back at night to cultivate her spiritual power as always, and obviously found that her cultivation speed had increased a little!

And last night she slept peacefully, and slept very sweetly, which was rare before!

Because she has always been in poor health, she always has insomnia when she sleeps at night, and she can't sleep well, so she can only rely on cultivation to maintain her mental state the next day, and over time, she even hates sleeping!

But yesterday changed her mind, and she slept so comfortably for the first time in her life!

At the same time, she gradually understood Wu Fan's words: cultivating the body can not only make us have a good body, but also promote the improvement of mental strength!

No wonder Wu Fan said, 'sharpening the knife is not a mistake for chopping wood', so that's the case!

However, now hearing that Wu Fan has such a high regard for this "Summary of Selected Jokes", Jiang Ruoyu can't help but be very interested in it, she subconsciously thinks that this can also promote the improvement of strength!

Curious, she turned the first page, only to see that it read:

"Duanzi: Why are you wearing Pinru's clothes?"

"Source: ....... when the supporting actress and the heroine's husband are messing around in a film and television drama"

"What it means: It is used to refer to someone who is full of anger!"

"Advance stage: How do you carry Pinru's wardrobe?—— used to describe someone more sassy!"

Jiang Ruoyu: "???"

"Who am I? Where am I? What did I just see?"

Jiang Ruoyu's expression was very strange, and she stared at the book in her hand with an inexplicable expression, "Teacher Wu Fan asked us to learn, this is the kind of thing? No wonder sometimes I really can't understand what he says......

"But this is ......"

Jiang Ruoyu fell into deep thought, and her intuition told her that this book was definitely not a good thing, but she wanted to understand Wu Fan's personality more, so she ......

"Just look at it, and there won't be a piece of meat!"

Jiang Ruoyu gritted her teeth and made up her mind.

On the other side, Wu Fan was still talking.......

"You must not ignore it! This is the only chance you can enhance the collision with the teacher's soul, don't miss it when you pass by! After this village, there will be no more shops!"

"Moreover, the teacher will take an exam every day, but this exam is not ranked by the group, only by the individual! Only the first person in the exam will get a small star, and the last place will be deducted a small star, and the rest of the students will not add or subtract!"

Hearing this, the eyes of Yang Lei, Shen Feng, Du Ningning, Su Yingying and others suddenly lit up, and their eyes looked at the thick book in their hands, its thickness is estimated to be as thick as five "Magic Sacred Books"!

"This is mainly left for you to watch after class, of course, I will also leave you some time for self-study in class, but I hope that after you learn, you can be good at using it, and it is best to be better than the blue, and create your own unique jokes!"

"At that time, I think the teacher will also be submissive to you!"

Thinking that his journey of cultivating a joker from another world has officially begun now, Wu Fan is excited: when everyone learns, he will no longer feel so lonely!

"Okay, let's get down to business, let's start today's teaching, but before we start teaching, let's go for a morning run and move our bodies!"