Seeing that Lin Xi was no longer crying, Tsunade breathed a sigh of relief.

How can this kid cry so much? However, because of the bitter cry just now, Tsunade temporarily let down his guard against Lin Xi.

But this is also temporary, and Tsunade can't let down all his guard just because a person is crying in front of him.

This kind of mentally retarded thing can only be done, and it can be done by oneself or alone.

And although Lin Xi was beaten by Tsunade, he was still relieved.

That's what he came up with, to make up a story to fool Tsunade.

Having been poisoned by various novels in his previous life, making up a story is not simple.

Even if you give Lin Xi time, Lin Xi can tell you three days and three nights, all kinds of love and hatred, wonderful stories.

However, Lin Xi felt that this story was okay, anyway, at this time, the Thousand Hands Pillar was already dead.

If you don't believe me, you can summon me between the Thousand Hands Pillar and confront me back then.

Of course, the main reason is that Aunt Snake is not there, Lin Xi swears like this, if Aunt Snake is here, then Lin Xi has to change the story.

In this way, two people with different thoughts breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.

After solving Lin Xi's problem, Tsunade began to ask about Ye Cang again.

You must know that Ye Cang really wanted to kill himself just now.

If it weren't for Lin Xi's obstruction just now, Tsunade would really be dead.

Don't believe it, Tsunade accidentally saw Lin Xi's blood just now, for a hemophobia.

Seeing blood can cause the most fearful and unwanted things in your heart.

And just now Tsunade fell into such a situation, and in her eyes, the tragic appearance of the death of the rope tree appeared.

Tsunade who fell into despair, sadness, and self-blame like this, deep down also thought about seeking death.

In this situation where the mind is out of control, if you want to kill Tsunade, you only need to play mute, or add a pet pig.

And Tsunade, who recovered at this time, didn't have the slightest idea of seeking death.

If a person really wants to die, it's not too easy, find a crooked neck tree, hang a rope, no.

Or find a mountain top, jump down directly, uh, suddenly thought, this may not be able to die, another way.

Rush into the enemy and shout, I'm Tsunade, I guess I don't have to do it myself, I'm afraid that everyone in a village wants to kill her.

Therefore, Tsunade usually does not have the idea of seeking death, so the question is, what is the purpose of Tsunade going out to the village and hiding in Tibet?

However, this is not the time to think about this issue, but how to introduce the identity of Ye Cang.

Saori Ha's identity is definitely not suitable, if nothing else, Tsunade should know her.

One is the hero of Sand Hidden Village, and the other is the three ninjas of Konoha.

There's no reason I don't know her.,And Tsunade just didn't recognize her because he didn't pay close attention to her.。

So at this time, if Lin Xi made up an identity, then it was only a matter of time before it was exposed.

In fact, debunking the identity is a trivial matter, and if Tsunade doesn't believe him and doubts him because of this, this is the biggest trouble.

So Lin Xi had no choice but to tell the truth, but to tell the truth, it depends on what you say, if you say it well, it will be better than a lie.

Lin Xi changed to a heavy tone, as if he wanted to tell a very sad story.

But don't forget, Lin Xi's snot and tears just now came out, and he was smashed to the ground by Tsunade again, and now Lin Xi's face is like a big cat.

Originally, a teenager pretended to have a deep face, but he was inexplicably happy, but with Lin Xi's intoxicating appearance, the atmosphere suddenly came up.

Lin Xi said: "She"

"Hahahaha, hahahahahaha."

Lin Xi: ????

Tsunade: ????

Pet Pig: Hmph

Lin Xi looked at the silent silence with a shocked face, and a flock of sheep ran by in his heart.

What's going on? He's telling sad stories, sad stories, why is this laughing? The most important thing is that Lin Xi hasn't said anything yet.

Could it be that her nerves are wrong? The nerves that should have controlled crying were put on the body of laughter, so silent laughter is crying? How much you laugh means how much you cry.

But the original book doesn't seem to say that the mute nerve is wrong, right? Or did I not look at the Hokage carefully in my previous life?

And Tsunade obviously knew something, and gave Shizune a shudder with a dark face.

Shizune covered her head in pain, looking at Tsunade for some reason, her watery eyes open.

If you change to a strange Shu Xiao, you will definitely be overjoyed, but Tsunade, who is also a woman, doesn't eat this set, and says helplessly: "He hasn't spoken yet, what are you laughing at?" ”

And at this time, Shizune realized something, blushed with shame, and bowed to Lin Xi to apologize: "I'm sorry, I really couldn't hold back just now." ”

Lin Xi: .........

Forget it, you can't be more serious with a child, Lin Xi comforted himself like this, but he forgot that he seemed to be younger than silent at this time.

Since he was silent and stopped laughing, Lin Xi continued the topic just now and picked up a heavy tone again.

"She is a pathetic and pathetic woman"

"Hahahahaha" Mute accidentally couldn't hold back again, and laughed.

Lin Xi: ╰_╯

Tsunade: ¬_¬'

Pet Pigs: .........

It's too much, I didn't speak just now, and you laughed and laughed, all as if you remembered the funny things you used to do.

And this time I said it all: she is a pathetic and pathetic woman.

You're still smiling so happily, are you looking at me unpleasantly and deliberately making trouble for me? Lin Xi's face was angry.

As soon as he accidentally laughed out loud again, he knew that he had done something wrong.

So this time, without waiting for Tsunade's reminder, Shizune was ready to start apologizing, but it turned out that Shizune bent down and bowed to apologize.

Seeing the anger on Lin Xi's face, coupled with the tears, snot and dirt on his face, it was another classic emoji.

So Mute didn't hold back, and laughed again: "Hahahahahaha"

This time, Lin Xi couldn't stand it, and slapped the ground fiercely, and his strength was so great that the ground was printed with a palm print.

Lin Xi pointed at Mute with an angry face: "Hey, little girl, I've put up with you for a long time, are you making trouble for me!" ”

And Mute was flustered, and quickly shook his head and waved his hand, his tone was a little flustered: "No, no, I'm not looking for trouble with you." ”

"Then why did you start laughing as soon as I spoke, is the story I tell so funny? Do you know how to respect people! ”

And Mute was frightened by Lin Xi's rough tone, and there was a bit of crying in his tone: "No, I definitely don't disrespect people."

Even before serving Tsunade-sama, I had special training.

In this case, I don't show any emotion.

Unless ......"

"Unless what?" Lin Xi wondered.

"Unless you can't help it, don't blame the silence, you wipe your face first, I want to laugh when I look at your face." Tsunade answered this question for Shizune.