Chapter 2054: A trio of animals who killed themselves
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There were a few faint white clouds floating in the sky, just blocking the sun overhead at noon, and the cool breeze caressed his cheeks, with a hint of the coolness of grassland autumn, but in the hot luncheon, it was particularly pleasant, blowing away the excess heat.
This guy from Seattlek, after a while, immediately relapsed into his old state, picked up the wine jar and acted recklessly, looking for people to drink everywhere, but it should be said that he got carried away, or the thick and the fine, every time he looked for someone, he specially avoided me, and probably finally realized that only looking for me to drink would stimulate Beth's nerves.
"Come on, come on, everyone don't care about that bragging guy in Wu, give me a drink." Doug was also drunk, talking with his tongue wide open, slurred, taking a sip of wine and meat, so uncomfortable.
"Doug, you're not right about that, who doesn't want to be called braggart by a cowhide king." I immediately ran over and protested.
"Me? When did I Doug brag about cowhides, let's talk about it. Doug opened his eyes and gestured to everyone.
"No, I vouch, I ...... I vouch for Geve's personality, and Doug has never bragged. Ral swore to the sky.
"I'm also vouching in the name of Boss Lal." Although Geef is honest, he obviously can't bear to suffer such a loss. So he also pulled Lal into the water together, and it was good, the two guys in front of him had lost their personality.
"Look at it, you see, no, I'm not bragging, I think I was Doug back then, the mentor of the training camp, guess what." Doug, who exchanged the personality of the two brothers for the spring breeze, began to foam at the mouth.
"I can't guess if he thinks you were born with your face on the ground. Broken into cakes. Introducing you to an apprenticeship at a bakery? I asked rhetorically.
"Phew, you were just born with your face on the ground, I sue you, the Paladin Mentor of the training camp at that time. Think I'm Doug this person. It's too upright. I'm too brave, too hardcore, and I'm going to be taken to the paladin's training camp alive or dead. said that he wanted to train me to be a paladin hero like Griswald, but I thought to myself, I am a barbarian, my family has been a barbarian warrior for generations, and my good brother Gef, how can I let my ancestors and ancestors down, how can I leave Gefu alone, so I resolutely refused to become a promising paladin hero, and chose the barbarian warrior, a profession that does not play one percent of the qualifications at all. Doug drooled, and as soon as he bragmed, he couldn't stop.
When everyone heard this, there was a chill, this cowhide was blowing, it was simply lawless, and even Lal and Geff, who were willing to sell their personality to him as a foothold, put on a preface to withdraw, and did not know this person's disgusted face.
"If you Doug didn't brag, what I just said was the truth, and I am an honest gentleman with unparalleled benevolence and righteousness." Seeing this, I couldn't help but sneer.
"Who just said what...... What did you say about Azmodan's hair? Tell me about it? Doug looked confused and put his ear up, waiting for my defense.
"I just said like."
"Nonsense, Wu, it's not that I underestimate your strength, but compared to Azmodan, you are still far behind, not to mention getting its hair, even within ten kilometers of it, I'm afraid you can't walk if your legs are weak."
"You're talking nonsense, Doug, otherwise, let's make a bet, bet, can I come up with proof close to Azmodan."
"Okay, bet on it." Convinced that I was in the hell world, it was impossible for me to come into contact with Azmodan, otherwise how could I stand here and talk, Doug was now full of confidence, patted his chest, and bet with me without hesitation.
"Where's everyone?" I glanced at everyone.
In fact, these people, I'm afraid they think the same as Doug, after all, with the growing strength and stability of the alliance, there are more and more information released by the alliance to everyone, especially this group of people, who are also top adventurers in their respective regions, as well as clan leaders and princesses like Little Fox and Tia, as well as Seattlek, Carlos and other masters who often complete the secret missions of the alliance, and there are intelligence leaders like Huang Duanzi's maid, plus I reveal some semi-confidential information from time to time.
These people can be said to be a group of people who are more familiar with the current situation, and they know that although the alliance is getting stronger and stronger now, there is still a considerable distance compared with the hell forces, and they still have to rely on the help of the angel clan, especially in terms of high-end combat power, and the current alliance can't show anyone who can compete with the four demon kings.
Azmodan, but the strongest of the four demon kings, not to mention encountering it, even if I meet Duriel, I will definitely die, as for Belil, that is a cliché, when it comes to it, everyone even has a consensus that they would rather collide with the three demon gods than be targeted by Belier.
So, to get back to the point, it's not surprising that people don't believe that I've ever encountered Azmodan.
However, this group of guys didn't know me for a day or two, and seeing me make bets so calmly, they probably finally remembered me, the savior of the so-called alliance miracle (?). He hesitated again, for fear of standing in the wrong line and suffering an unwarranted disaster.
"Why, don't you dare? Wasn't it quite arrogant just now? Why don't you dare to gamble? Seeing everyone's reaction, I immediately became triumphant.
"Don't be arrogant, let's come." Ral, who is going through a day of loss of personality, pulls Geff and stands up to cheer on his good brother.
"You two ......" Doug was immediately moved.
"We're on Wu's side." Before he finished speaking, Lal came over with Geff, turned his head, and faced Doug, and gave a righteous reprimand: "Actually, I have long felt that Doug is unreliable, and the savior of the alliance does not believe it." Who else can believe it, everyone says no? ”
"You two bastards." Doug gritted his teeth with hatred, and the big eyes of the copper bell spewed with anger, and he couldn't wait to immediately pounce on his brother who had lived and died with him.
"Where's the old horse?" I looked at Maragby, you love to join in the fun, don't you come to it?
"I ...... Of course, I'm following in the footsteps of Boss Fan. Lao Ma's expression became firm, as if he had finally found the goal of life, the meaning of zài, and the courage to fight.
"What's the matter, do you really believe that Wu can meet Azmodan?" Doug looked bad at the shape. It's quite embattled. Immediately yelled and screamed.
"Boss Seattle, you are strong, you speak reasonably, you talk about it. With Wu's current strength. Is it possible? He turned to look for his big mate. Big brother, I hope the other party can give a little more force.
"Under normal circumstances, it is absolutely impossible. Just like what Doug just said, don't say ten miles away, a hundred miles away, as long as it is discovered by Azmodan, Senior Brother Wu will definitely die. Seattle affirmed.
"Look, look, you still don't believe what Boss Seattlek says?" Doug immediately became triumphant.
"Don't be too happy, didn't you hear that Senior Brother Seattle just added a [under normal circumstances]?" I sneered.
"It's true that there are special cases, but I think you look ...... It's normal, it's ordinary, it's a miracle or something, it's not compatible. ”
"......" This is indeed a blow to the heart.
"Don't talk nonsense, is there anyone else?" I pointed to the old horses behind me, and signaled that the truth was always on the side of the crowd, and that it was useless for you to quibble.
"Oh? It seems to be very lively here, what is going on? The tall gorilla, who had been eating and drinking over there, finally came over with his team of animals and asked curiously.
"We're betting."
"Bet? What to bet on? Let's make a copy too. "Goult is excited.
"Anyway, I can't understand it with your IQ, so just choose whatever you want, it's half and half of the odds anyway." I didn't bother to explain, so I hurriedly urged, since Sister Lina is not here, I will sanction you, the gorilla director, today.
"Boss Gort, this way, this way." Doug hurriedly waved his hand.
"But you're only one man." Gott hesitated a little, although it was an orangutan-level IQ, the instinct to follow the crowd still remained in its honeycomb-like miserable brain.
"The truth is always in the hands of the few, which is why the vast majority of people are mediocre, only a few are geniuses, and a few will always rule the majority." Doug used his big mouth kung fu that even a dead man could say, and his hands were wide open, like a fanatic who spread the faith, and frightened the animal trio.
"It seems to make sense." After thinking twice, Gault waved his hand and walked to Doug's side with victorious steps, and I didn't stop him from beginning to end, saying that I was going to sanction him just now.
"I've got a game back now, hahahaha." Feeling no longer alone, Doug smirked.
"Is there no one? Brother Seattle, don't you also like to join in the fun? I smiled wickedly at the big man, trying to drag him into the water.
"Oops, I don't know why, I got drunk the day before yesterday, and I don't seem to have fully sobered up yet, I'm squinting on the side, you guys play with yours." The witty Seattleck found a far-fetched reason to flash people.
would rather open the wound of the defeat in front of Bezy the day before yesterday than participate in it, which shows how much Seattleck is not optimistic about Doug, this fact makes Doug feel panicked, but he still refuses to admit defeat, as for the three of Gaut...... They don't even know what they're betting on, so don't expect them to notice that something is wrong.
"Let's start, if you have any tricks, just take it out, and give him a hard high-five, and Doug leaned down and shouted loudly like a bullfight.
"Don't worry, let's talk about punishment first." I stretched out my big hand, as if Fini, who had already known what I was thinking, cooperated and pushed the inexplicable Bessie over and handed it to me.
"Bessy, did you still have any alcohol with Seattlek the day before yesterday?" Holding Bissi's soft little hand and pulling her in front of me, I asked with a pleasant face.
"Yes...... Some...... Elder...... "Bess blushed and nodded vigorously.
"It's good to have, loser. How about drinking a jar? ”
"Ruthless enough." They gave a thumbs up to show that I was the wild wolf in the harmless skin of humans and animals.
"Who's afraid of whom." There was no way back for Doug.
"Very good, you guys who are about to become losers, look at it." I fumbled around my inventory and pulled out an item that shimmered with a deep golden sheen.
"This is ......" everyone's eyes were attracted, and experienced adventurers could roughly judge whether this equipment item was powerful or not from the light of the equipment item and the aura it emitted.
No doubt. This piece of equipment in my hand. The luster it exuded, and the aura it emitted, were the most powerful dark gold equipment that had never been felt before.
"What the hell is this?" The equipment control Seattle Kerk is not pretending to be asleep either. Rushed up excitedly. He snatched the dark gold equipment from my hand. Put it in the palm of your hand and take a look.
Black blindfolds?
Seattleck was embarrassed at the time, his face was already hideous enough, if he brought this thing again. I'm afraid that the name of the first murderer in the dark can be taken down.
However, as soon as he saw the attributes of the equipment, he was immediately embarrassed, his mouth opened wide, and saliva flowed out.
"Good...... Okay, good...... Good stuff! Seattle slapped his thigh and yelled.
Seattlek's character is very good, every time he goes out to practice with Carlos, and when he comes back, he can stabilize Carlos more than one step in terms of harvest, and what kind of equipment can make him a nouveau riche can't calm down, what is sacred?
Naturally, this blindfold is the blindfold of Azmodan that I picked up in the depths of the crater, and it is also the only way I can make this bet, my only lethal force, even if Doug has a hundred mouths, each of which can be said to be fantastic, it is useless, and the iron-like fact is placed in front of me.
Carlos, who knew Seattlek very well, couldn't help but come up when he saw his reaction, and after seeing the attributes of the blindfold, this handsome and dashing, calm and unparalleled paladin also opened his mouth wide, for its name, for its powerful attributes.
"Bosses, don't just be there in a daze, let's take a look." Seattle and Carlos, who are strong and well-equipped among the people, have such exaggerated reactions, which makes Ral and others even more curious, and even Doug, who has been putting on a disdainful look, can't help but come up.
"Aaaa......a Azmodan's blindfold? When they saw it, they became even more embarrassed, and their jaws were about to fall to the ground.
"And this property ...... This attribute is strong...... This is the equipment I've been dreaming of. As if on a pilgrimage, the old horse bowed to the raised blindfold.
"Come less, you stupid, get out of the way of the old lady." The sturdy little fox kicked his former teammate away, took the blindfold from Seattle, and was also stunned.
Whether it's this tough name, or the strong demand level, or the strong attributes, it's the strongest, and it can almost catch up with the artifact.
The blindfold passed from one person's hand to another's hand, and everyone wanted to see with their own eyes how powerful Azmodan's thing was, but naturally, after seeing it, only amazement and worship remained.
From a small peep to a big one, just the ordinary blindfold that he had worn has become such a terrifying dark gold equipment, and it is really impossible to imagine how terrifying Azmodan's strength is.
"How's that, Doug, admit defeat." I handed Bessie the jar of wine, turned it in my hand, and looked at the defeat with a smile.
"It's worth getting drunk when you see something like this." Doug bragged and bragged, at this time it was quite refreshing and hard, so he directly snatched the wine jar, opened it, raised his head and drank a few sips, and then his body was crooked and he fell.
"That...... Who can tell me what the hell is going on? "The Gott trio, with their eyes wide open to kindness and innocence, looked at us as if they were three little lambs who were still ignorant of the world, looking at the hungry wolves that surrounded them with innocent eyes.
"It's nothing, just drink this jar of wine." It's also too lazy to explain, everyone gloated and looked at the animal trio, so that you were eating and drinking in the sea on the side just now, and now you know what it means to be beaten if you are backward in information, right?
"This ...... It seems to be very bad. Smelling it, Gott was a little apprehensive.
"Boss Gaot, what's wrong with you, you can even do such a fearless thing as running naked by the river, can you still be a small jar of wine, imagine that this jar of wine is a river, take out your courage."
"That's right." Goult's expression sank, and his face immediately became serious and majestic, revealing a majestic expression, he waved his big hand, and the clothes on his upper body suddenly disappeared, entering a half-naked mature state, and then drank it without hesitation, and then, like Doug, his body fell crookedly, and the wine jar was passed to Mishan's hands.
"Imagine facing the sunset sea at this very moment."
Yoneyama was then killed, and the wine jar was in the hands of the Khan.
"Imagine it's early morning in Harlogas and the dawn is rising."
The Khan was killed, and there was still a small half of the wine left in the jar.
"Let's drink it." After shaking the jar, I turned back to everyone and said.
"To celebrate the victory." Lahr and Geef danced as if the bet was won, and they didn't care about Doug, the good brother who fell to the side and foamed at the mouth, fully demonstrating the cruel reality that the winner is king and the loser is the villain.
As a result, this small half jar of wine was finally mixed with thirty times the water, so that everyone present except Seattlek drank it to their heart's content............ (To be continued......)