"Hmm......"

Lying on the bed, Yagi Yukisai carefully examined a small plain white card against the light of the ceiling, and on the other hand, the back was the Chaldean coat of arms, and the blue pattern was clearly printed on the plain white card.

I was coming over, and it was written in black English: Phoenix-Chaldean, a regular employee of the Human Survival Guarantee Agency, Yagi Yukisai.

The following is a communication method used in the interior of the Chaldea and a profile picture, Yagi Yukisai with a face on the top panel, and the rare one does not waste that not so good face.

When this person doesn't talk or smile, he can see that his appearance is reasonable. It's just that as soon as he spoke, the thick sense of joke and the breath of inconsistency came to his face, covering up a pretty good face.

This is the [armament] that mature people in modern society must have, and from the perspective of magicians, it is equivalent to [dress], right?

It's a business card.

Basically, in formal social situations, everyone will have a process of exchanging business cards.

In this society where communication is becoming more and more efficient, it can be said that it is a very good social means to use a small card to let the other party remember their information.

Of course, in general, there are no photos on business cards. However, the business card of Chaldea also has the meaning of "employee card" in it, so it is fused.

Considering that most of the magicians are not good at integrating into society, especially if they are still in Antarctica, a place where birds don't, it is understandable that they do not know the correct way to print business cards.

I had nothing to do today, and I couldn't lift my spirits by playing games, so I simply stayed in bed in a daze, bored in a daze, so I took out my business card from my pocket and looked at it.

Boom!

Greeted by a rough kick in the door, Mordred burst in with a sword on his shoulder: "Yagi! Walk! Train to go! ”

"Ahh

Yagi Yukisai smiled bitterly, and said that his good days were over, and he sat up and prepared to put away his business card......

"Wait, what's in your hand?"

Mordred asked for it, looked up and down, and the more she looked, the more fresh it became.

Based on the common sense given to her summons, she understood that it was such a thing as a business card. But knowledge is knowledge, and the real thing is the first time she has seen it, and she is a little curious to look at it several times.

"This thing is the one that proves its identity, it's called a business card, right?"

"That's right."

"Hey—how do you use it?"

"That's it, ahem, hello, Mordred, below is an employee of the Phoenix-Chaldean Survival Agency, Yagi Yukisai, please advise."

Yagi Yukisai said the official recitation, took out another business card from his pocket, and handed it to Mordred respectfully.

"Oooh! That's the exchange of business cards, isn't it? ”

Mordred smiled, and the fresh behavior made her find amused.

"To be precise, if I give you a business card, you have to give me a copy too. This is called "exchanging" business cards. ”

"No, here you go."

Mordred nonchalantly threw the business card he had just gotten to Yagi.

"Hey, give me my business card for something. Gotta give me your business card! ”

"Where did I get my business card...... Ah, wait...... No business card...... I can make my own. ”

Mordred's eyes lit up with a sharp light.

That's what she thought.

A business card is the so-called "proof of identity", right?

On the other hand, as long as you carefully write your identity on the business card, and then exchange business cards with others, your identity will be determined!

Should it be said that it is worthy of Mordred, who is not very old in actual growth, this idea is too simple.

As long as it is said, Mordred's execution has always been one of the most vigorous in the Knights of the Round Table.

"Anyway, how to print the business card, what should I write on it!"

Mordred took a blank piece of paper, pulled out the ballpoint pen that Yukisai Yagi had placed in the corner of the table, and eagerly prepared to write it.

"How do you feel about this, King Mordred of Great Britain?"

Although Mordred seemed to be asking for the right opinion with a question, in fact the pen had already fallen and began to write.

"Well, after all, King Arthur is here, isn't it?"

Yukisai Yagi tactfully reminded her of this.

If you don't want to start a war because of your business card, you'd better not do it.

He hinted at her.

"Hmm...... That's right—then write, King Arthur is the only son he has appointed! What do you think? ”

"It's the only and the designated, and you're not a son, are you?"

"I want you to talk more!"

Inexplicably kicked by Mordred, Yagi Yukisai squatted down and covered the aching thighs that had been kicked, with a painful look on his face.

Mordred, who didn't like to be called a woman, and of course, didn't like to be called a man, of course kicked him.

(Blame!) Deserve! Let you underestimate Lao Tzu! ）

Although the thrill of revenge rose in her heart, in fact, she still needed a name.

This kind of official paperwork, she is really not good at. Even before her death, the report to King Arthur had to be revised by the Ague Script before it could be submitted to King Arthur, which shows that she is really not good at paperwork.

Putting the ballpoint pen on her lips, she pursed her lips, frowned, and said angrily: "Don't always blindly deny me, you come up with a decent idea!" ”

"Wow, I didn't mention ...... again"

"Less nonsense, talk fast. This is the order of the great Mordred! ”

"Okay, okay...... So...... Only...... Well...... [His Majesty Mordred, the son of King Arthur, the orthodox king of Great Britain], what do you think? ”

Forced by her to be anxious, Yagi Yukisai said nonsense. I incorporated all the elements I could think of, and the result was such a smelly, long, and meaningless business card.

"Oooh! That's it! Aren't you pretty good? Yagi! In the future, when I become the king, I will definitely make you a clerk, and all the paperwork will be handed over to you in the future! ”

Mordred worked hard to write down this particularly long and redundant thing on paper at once, and the more she read it, the more she liked it, especially the point of [King Arthur's own heir], which gave her a feeling that she had finally been recognized by the official document.

"Good! Without further ado! Let's go exchange business cards!! ”

Mordred's eyes narrowed, the previous thing about Yagi's training had been thrown out of the clouds......

This person is really too easy to be attracted by the things in front of him.

The end?

She ran to the cafeteria and found Artoria Alter, who was eating a burger.

"Father! Come and exchange business cards with me! ”

Artoria glanced at her, silently took her business card, squeezed it hard, and threw it in the trash.

"Huh?! Father, you?! ”

"Garbage should be thrown in the trash, what's the problem?"

Golden eyes glared at her.

"Father, you fool! Oooh oh! This kind of father! ”

"Shut up the knight of Mordred! Didn't anyone teach you to be quiet at the dinner table!! ”

"Father, such a fool! Eat me with a sword! ”

"Shut up! Mordred! (Draw your sword)"

In this way, today's Chaldea is also peaceful...... Big, probably it will end peacefully...... Probably......