Chapter 1221 A Good Wife and Mother!

I always feel that after the end of this game, the little discipline I have accumulated with great difficulty will also be exhausted, what is going on? Why is it that in recent times, I have always felt the invasion of temperance and danger for some reason?

Before meeting the maid of Huang Duanzi, where did the self who was full of discipline go?

With this sad question, I came to Aunt Lisa's kitchen.

Now, my thought is that if I am so depressed and sad, I should just drag everyone into the water together, yes! Why is it that I am the one who suffers every time, you guys who are happy to watch the game, also go to hell with me and give your soul to Lucifer, bastard!!

I looked down and laughed a few times, and when I looked up, my smile was bright again.

Table ...... Cousin Meow, the momentum on your body ...... It's terrible meow~~~"

This pseudo-mother, who has no other skills, has an intuition that is first-class, and after being keenly aware of my changes, she trembles all over.

"It's nothing, it's just that I suddenly figured it out a little bit." After a few staggering moments like an out-of-control first machine, I turned around and grinned at Finney.

"Meow~~~~!!" Finney's eyes shrank into a ball with tears in her eyes.

It's really fun to bully this pseudo-girl.

"Let's interview the third contestant, there must already be many people who know her, that's right, she is the mother of Sarah, who has been rated as the first beauty in the Dark Continent by the good deeds, of course, she is also my mother-in-law, and it is not an exaggeration to be rated as the second beauty in the continent to give birth to such a beautiful daughter."

I laughed and was happy to pat my mother-in-law on the horses.

"I'm Sarah's father, look here, I'm the father of the first beautiful woman in the mainland, I can give birth to such an outstanding daughter, how can I say that I can also be on the list of handsome guys."

When Ral, who was not far from the audience, heard me say this, he immediately got carried away and made a gesture, as if he was afraid that others would not know about him.

It's a pity that his sense of existence is really thin, and not many people notice him at all.

I can think of it with my toes, presumably the father of the first beauty in the mainland, the mother of the first beauty in the mainland will undoubtedly receive a hundred times more attention, after all, there is the so-called mother-daughter effect, people are more willing to believe that a beautiful woman and an ugly man can give birth to a beautiful daughter, rather than a beautiful man and an ugly girl, can give birth to a beautiful daughter.

Compared with the simple aunt in front of her, Aunt Lisa in front of her seems to be born with a star appearance, logically speaking, she should be exposed to the gaze of so many people for the first time, but she is still unhurried, and she seems to be at ease, and that elegance and bearing are like a princess of a dead country, who happened to be picked up by Lal and married home.

"If any elder can really speak, I will forget it, they are already thirty or forty-year-old old women." Aunt Lisa covered her mouth and smiled gracefully.

"Women, no matter how beautiful they are, they also want cheap men, so compared to my baby daughter getting the title of the first beauty in the mainland, I think that your son-in-law who takes the first beauty in the mainland as his own is happier."

Oh oh oh, Aunt Lisa, you can't taunt me like that!!

I wiped a cold sweat and turned my head stiffly, and sure enough, I heard Aunt Lisa's audience, tens of thousands of men were already burning, and it seemed that they had been brought back to the cruel reality from the short-term joy - that's right, not only Miss Sarah, the number one beauty in the mainland, but also Lord Linya, who was also one of the three beauties before, did not let go, and Her Majesty Artoria of the elven clan, whose noble and majestic demeanor was not inferior to the first two, I heard that he also has an ambiguous relationship with the charming Heavenly Fox His Royal Highness Lucia of the fox clan......

Burn this harem man!!

In an instant, countless eyes of envy, jealousy and hatred in the audience seemed to turn into raging flames, and the gaze that was thrown at me was eager to burn me to ashes immediately.

"You...... What do you want to do, cousin...... It's not the kind of man who has a heart of meow~~"

Sensing this terrifying hostility, Finney nervously stood in front of me like a hen protecting her chicks, bearing countless hot stares in my place.

Finney, thank you for standing up for me, but ......

With tears streaming down my eyes, I looked at the fans of Finnie, who had been neutral and said that at least we still had a pure land of soul - her highness Finnie, who only belonged to us, suddenly joined the frenzy of hatred, and felt that in this world, there was no place for me to be the size of an ant hole.

"Aunt Lisa, you've hurt me."

Pulling my head, I sighed listlessly, the eyes of the audience made people feel that if I walked at night in the future, I was afraid that every step I took would be attacked and knocked once.

"If the days are too ordinary, it's easy to forget about happiness, so suddenly I want to make a little trouble for you, so that you can know how happy it is to marry the three girls, Veraslinia and Sarah, but cherish them."

In the tone of this passer-by, Aunt Lisa looked at me tenderly and admonished.

"But don't be like that stupid person, born in the midst of blessings and not knowing blessings."

The gentle gaze of the previous moment immediately carried a black breath to a certain paladin uncle who felt lonely because he was ignored.

"I see Aunt Lisa, you're enjoying it too."

Looking at Uncle Lal and then at Aunt Lisa, I suddenly felt that in some way, this couple might be really suitable.

"Oops, yes, is that so?"

Aunt Lisa just smiled faintly at my statement, but in her eyes, there seemed to be a trace of warm memories, which passed by in an instant, so fast that people couldn't see it clearly and couldn't guess it.

"Ahem, let's see what kind of dishes Lisa will bring us."

Feeling that the conversation had shifted a bit, I picked up the magic megaphone again and pulled the rhythm back into the game.

"Can you tell us, Lisa, I see that there are a lot of ingredients on your stage, what are you going to do? It's a bit of an anticipation, and as far as I know, Lisa's cooking skills are among the best in the entire Rog camp. ”

"It's not a big deal if I win the prize, I want to make a three-course dish with these ingredients."

"Three meows? As far as I know, this rating is taken as the average score meow, so, it's not that there are many dishes to do, and the chance of winning is a big meow, if one of them is not as good as the other two, maybe it will drag its feet to meow~~~"

Finney, who has a good memory, kindly reminded Aunt Lisa of the rules of the competition on the side, if you want to get the highest score, it is safer to choose the one you are best at, and the judges will not give a higher score because you do more.

"It's okay, it's okay, I just want to do it, the game is won or lost, it's second." Aunt Lisa stopped and rubbed Finney's head and smiled like a kind elder.

"In this way, Lisa doesn't seem to take the victory or defeat too seriously in this competition, I don't know if this peaceful attitude can make her a dark horse in this competition?"

I lost no time in explaining to the audience that the real purpose was to slowly divert the burning envy and jealousy just now.

"Why three, not two, four, five? Can you tell us about the reason for this number? "Continue to reach the magic megaphone in front of Aunt Lisa.

"It's not a big deal, it's just that there are just three stupid people in the family who can't take care of themselves." Facing the megaphone, Aunt Lisa caressed half of her face, revealing a very temperament, and explained to everyone.

"Oh oh, it turns out that these three dishes are made for three important family members? It's great, it seems that our Lisa contestants, in addition to their superb cooking skills, are also amazing and admirable good wives and mothers. ”

The Lal trio in the audience were already crying like tears at this time.

"Oooo Uncle Lal fell to his knees, leaning on his upper body, roaring angrily into the sky, looking distressed.

"Yes, even if we secretly go to drink, we shouldn't lie to Sister-in-law Lisa, saying that we are going to patrol the vicinity around the camp to prevent the sudden appearance of monsters and disturb the good birthday of the gods."

Doug clutched his chest, his face pale, as if he had been hit hard by a heart that was more painful than an arrow piercing his heart.

"When I came home drunk, I vomited all over the hall, and for fear of being punished by Lisa's sister-in-law, I secretly brought back a few cows and sheep outside and put them inside......"

Doug crouched down, holding his bald head, regretting that he shouldn't have done it in the first place.

The regretful appearance of the three big men is like the statue of a man of repentance carved by a certain amazing master carver.

Hey, hey, hey, I've heard it all here.

I looked at the three stupid people, and then at Aunt Lisa, whose smile was getting brighter and brighter, sweating like rain.

Do you really think that much?

"Right...... By the way, can you ask what are the names of these three dishes? ”

The nameless aura exuded from Aunt Lisa's body made me unconsciously use honorifics, and my eyes became cautious, ready to make a high-end dodge like the one in the hacker empire at any time, for fear that the kitchen knife in her hand would fly out at any time.

"Yes, they should indeed be given a nice name, I was still thinking about what to take, Elder Tofan's blessing, and now it has been taken."

Aunt Lisa's kitchen knife flickered slightly, only to see a flash of white light, and a raw fish was placed on the cutting board, and the head of the fish was immediately separated, and the head of the fish was neatly cut off with a knife, the pair of turbid fish eyes, it seemed that he couldn't believe that his body was gone, his tail was still swinging subconsciously, and his mouth was still unwilling to open and close, like a person whose throat had been cut, desperately trying to suck air into his lungs.

With a single cut, blood splattered, and a few drops splashed on Aunt Lisa's beautiful face, rendering the gentle smile on her as poignant and bright red as falling cherry blossoms.

"The name of the first course, braised raar." There was a smile on her face, but there was not the slightest hint of a smile in her words.

Suddenly, Uncle Lal in the audience, as if he felt the same way, turned into the fish on the chopping board that had its head cut off, constantly rolling on the ground and twitching and struggling.

"Second Course Name ......"

Saying that, Aunt Lisa's hand grabbed the cage prepared on the side without hesitation, lifted the old hen inside, twisted the chicken's neck neatly, and skillfully made the old hen who was clucking not feel the slightest pain, the chicken's head was crooked, and the wings that kept flapping were also hanging down weakly, and there was no sound anymore.

"Stewed Doug!!"

As if squeezing out of between her teeth, Aunt Lisa read word by word, and suddenly, Doug, who was full of hesitation, grabbed his neck and fell down in pain.

"The Last ......"

The basin that was placed aside, covered by a wooden lid, and I don't know what ingredients were inside, was lifted in front of me, and the wooden lid was lifted, and there was a pot of fresh clams inside.

Scoop up these clams, pour them into the boiling hot water next to her without hesitation, and watch the small clams being scalded in an instant, opening the shell to reveal the clam meat inside, she quickly scooped it up, added oil to another pot and burned it, sprinkled ginger, and on the already blackened smiling face, the seductive little mouth opened slightly, and said slowly.

"Stir up Geff!"

Geef also fell.

On and off the field, there was a speechlessness, and many men were already in tears - although the beauty is good, it is still the yellow-faced woman in the family who is suitable for herself.

"Ha~~Ahaha~~ It's ...... It's really a peculiar dish name, so I wish Lisa the best of luck in one fell swoop, and we'll continue to interview the next ...... Next......"

No, Aunt Lisa will never win the championship, just with these three magical dish names, no matter how delicious she makes, it is useless, Akara and Artoria are willing, and tens of thousands of men in the audience will not agree.

Leaving the scene as if fleeing, Finney and I gasped for air.

"Good...... It's a scary meow~~~"

Finney sobbed silently, then looked up and looked at me cautiously with a little fear.

Table ...... Cousin Meow, Miss Sarah She ...... She will also ...... in the future Nor will it ...... It won't be like this...... Right? ”

"Tear your crow's mouth!"

I immediately hooked the corners of Finney's mouth and pulled it to both sides with hatred, this guy ...... My Sarah won't be so scary!!

But...... Well, how to say it, it's all expected.

When I looked up at the audience, I found that many male audiences were still in a tangled expression of broken eggs, and I, who also had a broken egg expression on my face, suddenly felt a little more happy.

How about it, choose Aunt Lisa as the interview subject, sure enough, as I said before, don't think I'm alone, everyone will go to hell to see Lucifer bastard!!

In this way, I really am a man who can be regarded as a man who can be counted as a man even if the egg hurts, such a terrible attribute...... Maybe in the future, he will grow into a very terrible guy, and he is known as Wu Fan, the conqueror who has a hundred other methods of conquering the universe in addition to singing!!

Next, let's talk about the healing effect.

After thinking about it triumphantly, I turned my gaze around again, and finally fell to Sister Karina's side.

Speaking of Sister Karina, my first impression of her was that she was beautiful, bold, and a strong royal sister, but after really getting to know her, I found that this seemingly strong woman actually hides a very slender and fragile side.

What a good flower, it was ruined by Gott's orangutan.

"What kind of wonderful dishes will Karina bring to us?"

When I entered the interview time, I was surprised to find that Sister Karina's stage was full of fruits, most of which were bananas.

"Hehe, Wu Xiao...... Elders might as well guess? Sister Karina winked at me slyly.

"Fruit platter?"

I replied without hesitation, anyone who sees more than ten kinds of fruits on the stage will be the first to think of this name in their minds.

But...... Can a fruit platter be considered a dish?

Sure enough, Karina smiled and shook her head.

"Elder Fan guessed ~ wrong ~ Luo ~~ it's a banana pie."

"This is a good meow, I like sweet meow~~"

Finney stepped up as if grabbing the camera, looking at the fruit on it, her eyes sparkling with a happy expression.

So a large group of Finneys in the audience solemnly wrote down this important information in their notebooks, and some of them couldn't wait to flip through their inventory to see if they could make materials such as banana pie and apple pie.

"Oh? I've only heard of apple pie, what's the deal with banana pie? Can you share it with you? ”

I stretched the megaphone across from me, and all of a sudden, the fans of Finney, who were busy taking notes, cheered and almost didn't get excited.

Fuck off, you dead faggots!

"Actually, it's nothing, it's not particularly delicious." Sister Karina smiled with a slightly troubled expression.

"It's just that the one in my family likes to eat bananas very much, so he made it like this without permission, and ordinary people may be more suitable for eating apple pie, only my banana maniac can eat no matter how many there are."

"Have you heard it, it's so virtuous, Karina's husband is really happy."

Sister Karina's speech made all the men in the audience burst into tears of excitement, only to feel that the heart that had been hit hard just now had been healed, and some people even shouted the slogan of marrying a wife and marrying Karina.

Of course, there are a few cautious guys who have not forgotten the envy, jealousy and hatred in their hearts, and at this time they cast even more piercing glances at me, as if to say, what man in this world can be happier than you, a harem man!!

"Forgive me for taking the liberty of asking, why does Karina's husband like to eat bananas? Is it because of Karina's choice? ”

I tried to take it a step further and make it as touching and affectionate as the story of a husband and wife eating fish, so I continued.

"Because it's an orangutan."

It's an orangutan......

It's an orangutan......

Orangutans......

The crisp and clear sound echoed over and over again in the ears of those male viewers who felt healed.

There was silence.

"Woo woo woo ~ ~~~ Lina, I'm hungry."

Like Tarzan of the Apes, he swung over the heads of countless spectators, and then several tall gorillas tumbled down on the stage, shining on the stage.

"Oh, it's you, Wu, what are you doing? It seems to be funny, ahahahaha~~~~~"

The male face, which is terrifying and majestic as long as Yan Sù is serious, as if he is a certain bureau chief, is now smirking like an innocent idiot, as if he is fully interpreting the definition of the term orangutan like everyone else.

"Lina, why did you take all the bananas in the house and you couldn't find a single one."

Before I could speak, he turned back and complained to his wife.

"Good, good, take a few to fill your stomach first, and the banana pie will be fine."

Sister Karina looked at her husband with a gentle expression, like looking at ...... Pet...... Belch.

"Oh, banana pie? I want ten, ten. "Gottler's hands danced.

"Yes, yes, sit quietly and wait, don't run out and cause trouble for everyone." Karina pointed to the position of the braised stew and stir-fried trio in the audience, and smiled softly.

At this moment, I suddenly had an illusion, or an intuition—if there was a large iron cage for beasts under the stage, then the place that Sister Karina was pointing to now must be the direction of the cage.

"Oh~~~ understand !!"

Gao Te happily held a bunch of bananas, sat next to San, peeled and ate while staring at his wife on the stage, suddenly, as if he had just discovered the Lal around them, he looked at them curiously, and then ......

"Puff Puff ~~~~~~~"

The orangutan covered its mouth, its cheeks puffed out, and it couldn't help but laugh and point at the three people.

"Ral, Doug, Geff, what's wrong with you, how do you look like a lost dog, you must have done something bad again, you were punished by Lisa, look at my Karina, how good it is to me."

As he spoke, he shook the banana in his arms in front of the three of them as if showing off, and ate it deliciously, and did not forget to make a proud gesture of "If you sincerely ask me, I can't consider giving you one".

Me: "......"

Finney: "......"

All Audiences: "......"

"This ...... Every family has a hard ...... Ahem, sorry, every family has a different understanding and definition of happiness, no matter what kind of relationship, even if it is the owner and pet, as long as each other feels happy. ”

I wiped my cold sweat and made my final remarks on the interview, wishing Sister Karina dog food...... Oh no, it's a banana pie that can be generous and bright, and win the laurel crown in one fell swoop.

Although the hope is even slimmer than the sudden setting of Ultraman attacking the Dark Continent.

Very good, the body and mind seem to be healed a lot (?) It seems that he has barely raised a point of spirit (because he has seen a man who is even more tragic than himself), so use this precious spirit and next, send the most difficult group away.

My gaze fell on the old man Farah and Mu Dwarf Winter Melon opposite.

Sensing my gaze, the two old horsemen sneered, clasped their hands on their chests, and looked confident, as if to say, let the horses come, boy, let you see the power of our world's most obscene and stingy combination.

At this time, I found out that the game has been over for a while, but these two old guys are still clean on the stage, without any preparation, are they really here to make trouble!!

With a smiling face, I went to their kitchen counter.

"The next two, I'm afraid everyone here knows their names, so I won't introduce them much, but I'm afraid everyone is curious......"

I pointed to the two old horsemen with a sarcastic look on my face.

"The head of a magic guild, a master blacksmith of the dwarf clan, doesn't look like a kitchen master, why are they here, are they here to compete with each other, or do they want to compare?"

Many viewers who understood the meaning of this sentence burst into laughter.

As a short man, Muradin, is naturally very sensitive to the word "high", but Farah standing next to him is a thin bamboo pole, as for how much, of course, it refers to the beards of two people.

In a word, not only vaguely mocked the most taboo place of the two people, but also secretly provoked, because these two old guys were originally a pair of natural enemies, and the audience who figured out these things could not laugh.

However, no one will blame the host for his poisonous tongue, because of ...... These two old horsemen are so hateful that they are so angry that no one will sympathize with them.

"You kid......"

Everyone else could understand it, and it was even more impossible for Farah and Muradin, who were the parties involved, not to understand, and for a moment, both of them blew their beards and glared at me, eager to pounce on me and bite me a few times.

However, even if I knew that what I said just now was to break the divide, after glaring at me, the two of them still looked at each other jealously, one stared at the top of each other's heads, and the other stared at each other's beards, and the color of jealousy flashed, showing the fox friend and dog relationship who can bite their teammates at any time.

"Okay, let's see what these two old men can bring to everyone, can you talk about it? Halfway through the game, you don't seem to be ready for anything, do you just want to show your face on stage? ”

I asked unceremoniously, although the host can't bring love, but it also depends on the object, like these two old guys, I am more scathing, and the audience will only applaud.

"Hmph, don't be startled when you see it."

Listening to my question, the two old men temporarily put aside their careful thoughts, raised their eyebrows proudly, and took out a ...... in the surprised eyes of everyone A strange magical instrument shaped like a meat grinder.

"Automatic Cooking Machine!!"

Faramon and Wildbi Latinin shouted in unison......

Some readers speculate that the two masked men are the leg-haired fairy and the stupid demon king, although Xiao Qi also wants to write this, the plot will become more interesting, but you still have to pay attention to reasonableness, if the stupid demon king can come to the first world so lightly, the wise and close to the demon Beryl would have already captured the alliance surprise attack.

Stupid brothers and sisters will meet, but not recently......