Chapter Twenty-Six: A Gentleman's Telling Yellow Jokes is the Basic Operation of the Four Watches
It's been a long time since the night went on, and what people know is not to walk alone in the alleys at night, let alone go to remote locations in the city.
And there is a small shop located in a not very busy street, only this small shop emits a faint light, and the lonely voice protests in this dark night.
The atmosphere inside the store is also quiet.
Scattered candles are placed on neatly and orderly tables.
Four or five people sat around the bar stools, their eyes focused on a door.
Knock knock, knock knock, knock knock.
The sound of unhurried footsteps, stepping on the heartbeat of everyone present, is like Chopin striking every key, pouring out the accident that breaks the silence.
Crunch
The old door opened.
The person holding the candle had no more than a chest illuminated by the faint light.
The face that I couldn't see clearly could probably be recognized as a young man.
call
The young man exhaled heavily, turned his head to look at the few people sitting at the bar, stroked his forehead, walked over, and spoke.
"It was a dark and windy full moon night."
As the young man spoke, the eyes of several people present gradually turned red, and they could even see the white mist formed by the nostrils panting, and the sound of heartbeat and wheezing was mixed together.
Waiting.
"In the huge castle, the lonely woman, Miss Ekarina, looked at the full moon and shed unspeakable tears. There was a faint fragrance in the room, and I couldn't tell whether it was the fragrance of flowers or the smell of the young lady. Jewels, diamonds, or rare treasures were scattered all over the room on the young lady's body. ”
The young man turned his head to look at the door, waited for a while, and breathed a sigh of relief.
He continued: "Even if the room is so cluttered, it does not affect Miss Ekarina's unique beauty. The moonlight was lazy, sprinkled on her skin at will, and the fair and tender skin looked even more crystal clear and could be broken by blowing. Not to mention that Ekalina is the proudest and focused, her fingers are as weak as boneless, and her breasts are so big. ”
"Ahhh
"Not big enough enough"
The young man dragged his hands and drew a circle in the air, which looked like a typical teardrop-shaped.
Half of the people present sighed and half were elated.
With both hands pressing, the young man motioned for everyone present to be quiet.
Turning his head to confirm that there was no movement behind the door, the corners of his mouth curled, and he said slowly under the urging of everyone.
"Something unquiet happens in a silent nightclub. As usual, Miss Ekarina was worried about how to dress up for the morrow, and she was a little tired of laughing at people every day, and laughing hypocritically for the sake of deliberate flattery. The sound of a knock on a window broke the silence of the night. Who's where Yekarina asked nervously. Outside the window did not respond, but sped up the sound of tapping on the window, rapid but rhythmic. The sound of breathing became heavy, as if remembering something terrible, and Ekarina clutched her chest, her fair skin becoming redder and clearer. She walked slowly to the window, pushed it open, and saw "
"Werewolf"
"Vampire"
"Aliens"
"Species"
"All right," the young man persuaded the riot in front of him, "just take a little beating, the story is not over yet." ”
Hearing the young man's words, the rest of the people sat upright in their chairs, and on the ground lay an unknown creature, red and swollen all over.
"It turned out that the person who knocked on the window was the guard inside the castle. Miss, can we go out for a walk together? The guards were a little shy, but the night was the best cover at this time. Just walking around and swallowing his saliva, the guards looked at the fair-skinned woman, who was as beautiful as a princess of the moon under the support of the moonlight. The hand that was about to move, involuntarily stretched out to Ekarina, she was his goddess, and only blasphemy could reflect his sincerity towards the goddess. Ekarina did not dodge or dodge, her red lips opened slightly"
"How did it stop?"
"Go on"
"What's going on in the back"
"I bet the guards are species, and Ekarina was frightened by the planted Katsuko."
There must be a lot of violent beatings, and Sean doesn't plan to stop it.
Counting silently in my heart, when I counted to three, the door behind me opened.
Ekarina opened her mouth slightly, blurted out the famous sentence of the ages, raised her head to look at the bright moon, and lowered her head to think of her hometown. The guards who were moved by the poem heard the meaning, and the later story was that the guards gave up their current jobs to study hard, and eventually became famous poets throughout the country. ”
Sean picked up the teacup and took a sip, "So, read more books and read good books, for example, Sean's journey to the other world is a very readable story, you can read it carefully when you go back." ”
The sigh was incessant.
As everyone here knows, today's story is over.
One of them once asked Sean why he sometimes didn't finish the story and instead came up with other weird theories.
"What's the matter, Hina Ko."
"Brother, it's so hot in the room."
"Sure enough, let's go to a place with electricity."
For some reason, the small shop in Noprom, which had paid the electricity bill, turned out to be the same as the other shops on this street, and only the faint light of the candles could illuminate the dark night.
Chase away unsatisfied guests.
Sean knew what they wanted to hear.
But.
Sean is a gentleman, at least that's what he thinks.
Since he is a gentleman, it is a natural choice not to say yellow jokes in front of ladies.
Regardless of the age of the lady.
Even from five to eighty years old, a gentleman should maintain his demeanor in front of ladies.
"Who is the kind of gourmand who is called, Tsukiyama seems to be his father who calls himself a gentleman, so it's good to find a time to meet."
In the world, there are many people who call themselves gentlemen.
And what a gentleman can really do is only for a few.
Since someone claims to be a gentleman, he is still the head of a big family.
Sean felt the need to pay a visit.
If he is not a gentleman, but a self-proclaimed.
Raise your fists.
"Destroy Him"
Sean has one more important thing to do before he can destroy them.
"Let's go, Hinami-chan."
"Well, Big Brother Sean."
Tomorrow to complain, Sean decided.
Even if he has been in the store for a long time, it is time to go out, his sense of existence is a little weak, and the government department dares to use his own electricity.
Let them experience what is called G's Rising Star.
With Sean's unremitting efforts and the urging of Hina Ko, Noprom's shop finally lost its deserted atmosphere.
The number of guests gradually increased.
There are less than ten regulars, and it probably has something to do with Sean, who is the owner.
There are too many people, which is not good for the existence of Hinami, and for himself, the work seems a little tedious.
Passing through the dark alleys, the street where the Noprom shop is located is probably considered off-limits.
Like the location of the G headquarters.
The kind is not looking for death to lean on.
G's Rising Star, the existence of a god of death more than the White Grim Reaper, is known to almost everyone after the war against the Bronze Tree.
Sean estimates that in another ten years, the street could be ranked as the safest street in Tokyo, provided that he will be out of this world for ten years.
Recently, there has been a steady stream of news, and the dark tide is constantly doing things in the dark, and the dark tide is surging to indicate the arrival of the extraordinary.
Big hands hold small hands, let's go, let's go.
Before I knew it, I was at what might be my place to stay tonight.
Hot weather, days without electricity, staying in the room is nothing more than enjoying the steam sauna for nothing.
Sean doesn't care about it, but he can't let Hina suffer in such an environment.
"Ha, what do you mean by my bad intentions, don't we two look like brothers and sisters?"
The person at the front desk may be an upright person, or it may have something to do with the social environment of this world.
Words that can't be written probably mean something that everyone may understand.
A young man with a weak girl came to the hotel in the middle of the night, which is more misleading no matter how you look at it.
If it weren't for the fact that the Book of Rubick had to use a camouflage spell to exchange Michelle's face for Hinami, Sean could have changed it to an old face, so that it would not arouse the suspicion of the clerk, and it was normal for a father to take his daughter to a hotel.
Hey, hey, hey, you're an idiot, and I'm about to starve to death.
He placed the Book of Rubick on Hinami's body and told him to call himself out if he was in danger.
In the end, they were able to stay in the hotel, and the two lived separately.
With the clerk's I'll stare at you, Sean was finally able to sleep peacefully in the cool room.
With the Rubick Book, Hinami's safety is also guaranteed.
"Na, do you want to have pigeons tomorrow?"
There is a wood that someone feeds the author of the four watches.,I'm so hungry.