Chapter 52: Zu'an's Three Fools
"Patient?"
Zach glanced suspiciously at the bloody villains behind him.
"If death is cured, isn't it ......?"
Thinking that the person in front of him wanted to hurt himself, Zach hurriedly set up a position to deal with it, but at the same time, his heart was full of doubts.
It didn't feel any malice in the other person, it felt the doctor's enthusiasm and sincere sense of responsibility for the patient, as if he really wanted to heal himself, as he said.
Then Zach felt a flicker in front of his eyes, and a rusty cleaver was stuck in the door of his head.
Zach pulled out the cleaver and shouted with the only intact mouth in his facial features:
"Britz! He really wanted to kill me! Why is my telepathy inaccurate? ”
"I'm ...... I don't know...... It happened...... What, I'm coming...... Just see ...... You're beating someone! ”
Britz scratched his head, he was the one who was most ignorant of the situation.
It seems that he can only negotiate on his own, Zach thought to himself, the constant goodwill of the person in front of him makes Zack unable to kill him.
Zach is actually a very emotional creature, and he is infected by the atmosphere around him and acts accordingly.
"You're sick! Viral outbreak of influenza! You see you're covered in snot! Don't worry, Mondo will heal you! ”
Mondo stroked his drooping tongue and suddenly pointed at Zach and said.
"If Zach isn't sick, you're sick! Something is wrong with your brain! ”
"Neuropathy? It's very challenging, don't be afraid, Mondo's slogan is - Mondo cures all diseases, Mondo does medical strength! ”
Just as Zach tried to understand what Mondo meant, Mondo pounced on him with joy, and the two scuffled together. Mondo wanted to catch Zack, but the other party was slippery and greasy, and he couldn't catch it, and he broke up as soon as he used his strength, and it was Britz who subdued Mondo with his mechanical claws to stop the farce.
"Who are you? You start from ...... Where? Arrive...... Where to go? ”
Britz asked, and Mondo was being held by it and unable to move, so he could only think obediently against the wall.
"Mondo, is the chief surgeon in the trauma repair hospital, and the people there have been cured by Mondo! Now Mondo is going to go outside to heal more people and share the joy with them!! ”
Mondo's high-pitched voice wafted through the bloody alleys, and Britz began to feel tricky as he sifted through his database for matches with Mondo.
According to the data, a major accident occurred in an almshouse a few days ago, including orphans, patients, and doctors, dozens of living people were all hacked to death overnight.
The medical examiner speculated that the wound was caused by the killer using only the same murder weapon from beginning to end, and then the murder weapon was blunted, and that the murder weapon was most likely a stolen cleaver in the kitchen.
Blitz glanced at the pitted cleaver and determined that the powerful purple-skinned monster in front of him was undoubtedly the murderer.
But to whom should Mondo be handed over? There are no regular police officers in Zaunko.
If you don't control Mondo, he will continue to go out and harm people, and it won't work if you hand it over to those alchemy barons, they seem to be going to do experiments with Mondo?
And judging from Mondo's performance, he seems to have some cognitive impairment to regard killing as a cure, which may have something to do with the fact that he grew up in Almshouse.
After thinking about it, Britz decided to take Mondo to some uninhabited place first, and then let Zach do the ideological education work for him, and then release Mondo when he was reformed.
As for what Britz himself does? Of course, it's to recover the waste, what does the recycling robot do if it doesn't do this, and let Britz solve the problem of eating part-time money.
Perhaps impatient, Mondo, who could not move freely, began to kick his legs and shout: "Let go of Mondo!" A few patients have made an appointment with Mondo! Mondo is going to heal them! ”
"Where?" Britz said briefly.
"Mondo can go wherever he wants, and he can be cured wherever he goes! Mondo is a barefoot doctor! ”
Listening to Mondo's casual answer, Britz beeped:
"Follow us...... Let's go, take you...... Go to a ...... Safe...... Place, you need to ...... A few...... Protective measures. ”
"No, doctors have to think about the patient at all times, unless they ...... You give me my favorite candy! I'll go with you, or don't talk about it! ”
"You're the ...... the most Favorite ...... Candy...... What is it? ”
Britz let go of Mondo, who picked up the cleaver and carried it on his shoulder, with a smug look on his face, as if to say that the candy was some incredible delicacy, and Britz would never be able to take it.
Mondo shouted, and the suspense was revealed: "Of course it is...... Toenail! ”
"Foot nails?"
Britz and Zach glanced at each other, then at their feet.
Zach didn't even have toes, let alone toenails, and that kind of hard thing would affect his dexterity.
Britz can't see his feet, it's blocked by a big belly, and he doesn't have to look because it's a robot and doesn't have nails.
They really don't have this thing!
"Are you deliberately teasing us, can you eat that thing!" Zach used a declarative sentence, and even he knew that it couldn't be eaten, and it would have to be digested for a long time in the body, so how could humans eat it?
Don't ask why it knows, who hasn't had a period of ignorance when they catch something and put it in their mouths.
"Haven't you eaten? Tsk tsk. ”
Zach didn't know how Mondo was sticking out his tongue and making a slurping sound, so he only felt the disgust from Mondo, which made Zach uncomfortable and itched to ripple on his body.
"What kind of miserable childhood did you spend to think that your toenails were candy!"
Zach recalls his childhood, and although he was abused and experimented, the researcher's parents managed to escape with him for a few years and lived a warm life that ordinary children should have, and was not fed something that seemed strange at first sight.
"Wait for me."
Blitz confessed and left the alley, but it wasn't long before it returned with a bag of buds.
It was bought with money it picked up from the poisonous gutter.
Coins that others accidentally fell into the gutter, generally abandoned because the gutter was toxic and could not be picked up, if it was found when it was recycled by Blitz, it would be wiped clean and saved, and the money would be used to buy materials for self-maintenance, so there was no need to trouble Victor to help it repair, Victor always did not charge its money, and often came with some hardware update benefits for free.
It is worth mentioning that Blitz also saved a lot of money selling scrap.
Britz puts these buds in his stomach, pours the syrup, and heats them up!
Buzzing!
Britz clutches his stomach tightly to prevent it from being stretched apart by the swollen buds, and the comical appearance, combined with the humming sound of the engine overclocking, gives the impression that the robot is trying to pull the stink.
Boom!
When Blitz opened the window again, the raging waves of popcorn immediately drowned out the stunned Mondo (Mondo had always had this expression, and the dead fish's jaws couldn't close his eyes).
"Oops...... Buy too much! ”
Britz slapped his head.