Yes? What the hell is Uncle Shi?

Rao couldn't help but be stunned with Kakashi's experience, is this toad taking advantage of me?

"It's true! I'm Tamu of Myoki Mountain. Tamu said, "It's the personal disciple of the Fukasaku Immortal, and the junior disciple of Jiraiya!" ”

Forehead.. The four generations of Hokage are Jiraiya's apprentices, and the four generations of Hokage are his own teachers, so I really have a toad ancestor! Kakashi felt a chill in his heart.

"Then why are you hunting wild beasts in the Forest of Death?" Kakashi asked.

Tamu was a little embarrassed, he did brush up on the Konoha family as experience, so he had to bite the bullet and say, "That... It's mainly for cultivation and exercising actual combat ability..."

"But you also attacked the Konoha ninja." Kakashi asked tentatively, figuring out the truth of Tamu's words.

"What kind of attack, obviously that naked man blew me up first!" Tamu didn't feel guilty about this at all, "If you don't believe me, take me to Hinata's house and ask, I'm the psychic beast of Hinata's daughter." ”

"Well, I'll be ready to verify your identity. If you have a clear conscience, please come with me. ”

Tamu suddenly felt like he was being invited by the police uncle to drink tea and close the small room, but he still agreed, after all, Kakashi in the shadows was indeed a police uncle.

.................

An hour later. Inside the Hokage's office.

"Tamu of Miaomu Mountain, I didn't expect to meet in this situation." After listening to Kakashi's report, the three generations of Hokage were sitting in the Hokage's seat, saying this in the style of a big man.

"You know me?" Tam was puzzled.

"I've noticed you since you came into contact with Naruto." The three generations of old adults have a serious expression on their faces with "everything is under control".

"Holy! Why don't you take a crystal ball and don't go to the women's bathhouse, come and see me as a toad! ”

"Ahem..."The demeanor of the grandmaster that had been maintained for a long time by the three generations was broken in an instant, "It seems that you do know a lot of things, did you tell you from the beginning?" ”

"Uh... Yes. Tam admits that he can't say what he looks like in the comics.

"Senior Brother Jiraiya told me a lot of things." Tamm added.

The third generation showed an expression of emotion and memory, and said leisurely, "No wonder you dressed Naruto like that." Are you a little dissatisfied with our Konoha decision? ”

Tam tried his best to make a disdainful expression on his toad face, and said, "It's not a commendable thing to treat the hero's descendants like this, is it?" ”

"We also have our own considerations, whether it's safety or other aspects..."

"Don't talk about that." Tam took the initiative to straighten the crooked building, "Can I leave now?" ”

The third generation smiled like an old fox and said, "Of course you can, but you have to bring this." ”

As he spoke, the third generation handed over an official document from Konoha Village. Tamu took it and looked at it, and it read as follows:

"The verdict is hereby made

Myokisan Tamu is guilty of destroying public facilities, hunting protected animals, attacking Konoha ninjas, and affecting social order.

The punishment for several crimes was combined, and the party was sentenced to compensate Konoha Silver 2100 million yen. ”

Tamu was crazy and said, "Mud horse, those dozens of beasts are worth 100 million? ”

"Not just a few dozen, but your actions have caused more beasts to desperately flee from the Forest of Death." The third generation smiled slightly.

"That's not worth 100 million, is it?" Tam roared, "Kakashi's head is only 50 million in the black market. Did I scare the two Kakashi away? ”

Kakashi, who was on the backdrop on the side, was a little embarrassed, how could he talk about his head suddenly becoming a unit of measurement.

"That's different." The three generations have long said that "the villas in good locations in Konoha also cost hundreds of millions." It can't be said that human life is not as expensive as a house. Besides, this 100 million fine, there is a detailed chart of asset losses in the appendix, and every penny is fined for a reason, do you think our Konoha will open his mouth to blackmail you? ”

Unscrupulous real estate developers... Tamu complained in tears in his heart, the well-known treasurer Kakudu ran around day and night to exchange his life for money, and making a few orders was enough to buy a house in Konoha.

"Besides, aren't you the partner of the Hyuga family's daughters-in-law, they are very rich." The three generations said playfully, "You did the thing, but you can't rely on the debt." ”

"If I ask Hinata for 100 million, it is estimated that the money will not be available, and the gossip is empty!" As soon as Tamu thought of Comrade Hinazu's attitude towards his abduction of Hinata, he knew that it was definitely unreliable to ask the Hyuga family for money.

"Wait..."Tam's sudden thought of a way to get the best of both worlds, "Let me be a Konoha ninja, I can do quests to earn money to pay off debts." ”

Tamu went on to sell himself, saying, "Not only can I fight and resist, but I can also use super powerful healing ninjutsu. ”

"Oh?" The third generation came to be interested, "Can you show it?" ”

Kakashi understood, and without saying a word, he picked up a handful of kunai and drew a long cut on his arm, quite a bit of the demeanor of a big brother in society.

Tamu hurriedly used a [Star Infusion], only to see a flash of golden light, and the wound that was still oozing blood healed instantly.

"It's a very powerful healing method, even stronger than Konoha's medical ninja." Kakashi was shocked, "There wasn't even a healing process, the injury disappeared in an instant; And not only the wounds, but even the tired and dark wounds on the body were healed, and even a small amount of chakra was supplemented. ”

"Good!" The three generations of Hokage were also moved by this bizarre healing method, "I agree that you will become a Konoha ninja." ”

"Great!" Tamu is very happy, after becoming a ninja, he can get a killing license, and there is a way to upgrade and buy equipment.

Miyo turned to Kakashi and said, "For the next period of time, Tamu will be handed over to you, and you will take him to familiarize yourself with the life of the Konoha ninja." ”

Kakashi nodded yes, and fell silent with a cool guy look again.

The third generation said to Tamu again: "Your appointment and ninja forehead guard will be delivered in two days, you can go back first." ”

"Okay!" Tamu got his wish, turned around happily and left.

After walking out for a long time, Tamu realized that the three generations of Hokage just now seem to have been inducing me to become a ninja myself?

It turned out to be a seller's market, and I actually sold myself cheaply, and I owed Konoha 100 million upside down!

Thinking about the fact that he had just worked hard to show himself, like a college student who couldn't find a job, Tam felt a pang of shame, he was not a waste wood and salted fish in his previous life. The character who can fight with Kakashi Hagi is obviously at the level of a corporate executive, how can he be so unreserved. I blame myself for being too anxious to be a ninja, and my brain is not clear, alas!

Don't mention the regrets on Tam's side.

After Tamm left, the three generations asked leisurely, "Kakashi, what do you think?" ”

Kakashi said: "The identity can be confirmed and verified, and he also has a lot of friendship with Hinata Hinata and Naruto and others, and he has a certain affection for Konoha, coupled with his own strength, it is estimated that he can become the signature figure of Konoha in the future." ”

"yes." The third generation replied and stopped talking, and he remembered the information he had received from Mt. Mioki again, and his eyes became deep.

The prophecy of the Toad Immortal... A man who changed the times?

Tam, where are you going?