Xue Yang, who was driving a Bugatti Veyron on his track, stopped the sports car, picked up his mobile phone, and went to see the message Su Yu sent him.

"How dare you enter the prosperity of a poor body, and how dare you mistake a beautiful woman with a clean breeze on your sleeves."

Seeing this message, Xue Yang was stunned, with a strange look on his face, and replied.

Xue Yang: "Okay. ”

Su Yu shook his head and shook his head, feeling that he was really clever enough to be able to write such words.

If those who saw this message to Xue Yang, they should be able to see another literal meaning.

Just when Su Yu was thinking nonsense, the door in Su Yu's room was finally opened.

Chong Liuyuan's mother, holding three iron hangers in her right hand, walked out of the room with an ugly face.

Su Yu's heart suddenly jumped, and he hurriedly ran to the room to see Chong Liuyuan.

When I walked into the room, I saw Chong Liuyuan lying on the bed, with tears in the corners of his eyes, holding Su Yu's school uniform and wiping his snot with tears.

Suddenly, the originally clean school uniform was stained with all kinds of liquids......

The corners of Su Yu's eyes jumped, and he wanted to stop Chong Liuyuan from attacking his school uniform.

But seeing Chong Liuyuan's pitiful appearance, Su Yu sighed and sat next to the edge of the bed.

"What's the matter, six yuan, what did your mother do to you just now?"

"Hit me." Chong Liuyuan said with a crying grievance.

"Why did he beat you?" Su Yu asked curiously.

"Mom hit me with a coat hanger the size of her ass, and although I kept dodging while she was beating me, she always caught me because my mom was six or seven butts taller than me, and then she kept hitting me with the hanger."

"I just played with the lipstick of its two big ass suitcases, and he beat me like this, with a big butt hanger, I was so sad, it hurt so much, woo woo woo."

Hearing Chong Liuyuan's complaints, Su Yu's face was very strange.

It was the first time he had heard of someone using their butt as a unit of measurement.

Su Yu suddenly thought of something, and he touched Liuyuan's head.

"Did your mom spank you?"

Chong Liuyuan wiped his nose with Su Yu's school uniform, wiped his tears again, and cried.

"How do you know?"

Su Yu's eyebrows jumped, and at this moment he finally understood, why did Chong Liuyuan use his ass as a unit of measurement.

"What's the matter, is your ass still hurting?"

Chong Liuyuan hummed aggrievedly.

"Come, brother will help you rub it."

After that, Su Yu took out a bottle of medicinal wine from the medicine box and filled Liuyuan's ass with medicinal wine.

"Six yuan, six yuan, there is no such thing as an ass in the world."

Chong Liuyuan didn't believe it, twisted his head to the side, and didn't speak.

Just when he was helping Liuyuan rub the medicinal wine, Su Yu's mobile phone clicked again, and someone sent him a message, and it turned out to be Xue Yang again.

Xue Yang: "After I sent your words to the girls who confessed to me, some people I am romantic, and some people I am realistic, I don't know what the difference between romance and reality in the eyes of girls is."

Su Yu's eyes rolled and asked him? He doesn't know, he has only been with Jiang Xiaoliang for a long time, how do he know what the difference between romance and reality is.

He couldn't figure it out, but he used mathematical thinking to think about this question, and the answer suddenly emerged from his mind.

Now Su Yu knows that mathematics is such a powerful existence, no matter what it is, he can't solve the problem, but as soon as he uses the thinking of mathematics to solve the problem, the answer is about to come out at once.

Su Yu sorted out the logic and explained to Xue Yang in the most understandable language, what is reality and what is romance.

Su Yu: "If a boy wants to sleep with a girl, there will be two different answers between a realistic man and a romantic man. ”

Xue Yang: "What answer?" ”

Suyu:

"Realistic man: I want to sleep with you.

Romantic man: "I want to get up with you." ”

Xue Yang: "!! ”

Su Yu: "Do you understand?!"

Xue Yang: "Understood. ”

Lock your phone on the screen and place it on the bed next to you.

Su Yu saw Liuyuan lying on the bed, silent, as if he was like a wronged milk dog, bored aside, so he looked at Chongliuyuan.

"Liuyuan, I'll tell you a joke, do you want to listen to it?"

"Hmm." Chong Liuyuan replied sullenly.

"In 19xx, a well-known laboratory in a prison in country M put a condemned prisoner in a secret room, blindfolded, swiped the back of a knife across his wrist, and then released the ticking sound of water.

200 years later, scientists opened the chamber again, and they were shocked to find that the condemned prisoner had died in his chair.

So they came to an experimental conclusion: "Inner fear is your worst enemy." ”

Su Yu shook his head and finished telling the story.

"It's not funny." Chong Liuyuan muttered.

Su Yu touched his nose and felt a little embarrassed, only then did he consider that he was too old to hear the joke of this story.

So, Su Yu can only use a killer move!!

"Brother will take you to fight the king!!"

Sure enough, within three seconds, Chong Liuyuan suddenly changed from lying on his stomach to sitting, and he opened his mouth excitedly, completely forgetting that he had been beaten up by his mother.

"Yes, yes!! Let's go to the king. Chong Liuyuan clapped his hands, looking impatient.

Seeing Liuyuan's excited look, Su Yu raised his eyebrows, revealing a wry smile, and now he didn't know whether it was the right thing or the wrong thing to take Liuyuan to fight the king at that time.

Because Liuyuan's current expression and movements are like a poisoned Yazi.

Su Yu had to sigh at this time: "The medicinal power of the deceased's pesticides is really terrifying. ”

A little to open the king, Su Yu only now found out that he fought the king with Zhuang Xinqi at night, and he had not opened the treasure chest he had gotten.

"What's the reward for this time?" Su Yu's eyes showed anticipation.

Ever since the miraculous "I get rewards for playing games" happened to him, he has experienced the benefits that these rewards bring him.

He probably understood by now that there were two main categories of these rewards.

The first category is rewards with a limit on the number of uses and time. For example, at the beginning, "Wang Tsai Shorthand Milk Candy" and "Stealth Cards." ”

The second category is permanent rewards. For example, he just obtained "Xiang Yu" and "Doctor of Mathematics" not long ago

However, the second type of permanent rewards is very difficult to obtain.

Su Yu's eyes narrowed, and with a strong look of anticipation, he opened this treasure chest.