014 Even if you travel to another world, don't try to get rid of this fatal problem

Marsha: "It's good to fly, I love flying. ”

He really likes it, but in the game.

DU MEILAN THREW THE IPAD INTO MASHA'S HAND AND STOOD UP BY HERSELF: "THEN I'LL GO GET YOUR BROOM." ”

Marsha: "You're still going to get it?" Shouldn't it fly over on its own as soon as you raise your hand? ”

Du Meilan stopped moving, turned her head to stare at Marsha for a few seconds, and then asked Rifle, "Is he really not crazy?" ”

Laifu spread his hands: "I'm not sure either." He's still a Freudian guy, and even if he's crazy, I guess we won't be able to see it for a while. ”

- No, no, you're mistaken, the Freudian school doesn't have an acting bonus, at least not at my level.

- Or maybe there is, but Mr. Founder didn't tell me.

Du Meilan pursed her lips and turned to walk in the direction of the bedroom.

Ma Sha: "I remember Du Meilan, you are the eldest lady, and Laifu is the servant, shouldn't the servant go to get things, and the eldest lady sits here eating watermelon and shaking the fan?" ”

"Do you think it was two hundred years ago?" Du Meilan said angrily.

Laifu: "I hope the eldest lady can find a place to stay and not cause trouble, little marquis, you are her fiancΓ©, you have to talk about her." ”

Marsha was about to talk about Du Meilan, when the girl had already left the living room.

After a while, she came in with a broom.

When Masha saw the broom, he was shocked: "Halo 2000? ”

Du Meilan rolled her eyes: "You even forgot about the marriage contract with me, but you remember the model of the broom?" ”

Masha spoke out his true feelings: "It's not for me to decide. ”

- I, Marsha, can't decide what in this world has the same name as the earth and what doesn't.

Marsha added: "Besides, even if I want to remember your model, I don't know." ”

Du Meilan understood in seconds, raised her foot and kicked Ma Sha, but was dodged by Ma Sha.

So she asked angrily: "What model do you want to remember?" Come, you ask, I tell you. ”

"I don't know, and I don't dare ask."

Masha shook his head.

Du Meilan put down the broom, sat down next to Marsha, and pointed to herself: "Are you asking about the model here?" Come, ears come over and I'll tell you. ”

Masha hesitated, but leaned over.

- Hey, man.

Although he no longer trusts this childhood sweetheart, his instinct still makes him want to hear it.

"It's D." Du Meilan whispered in a soft voice.

Marsha: "Oh! ”

"Oh, you're big! Look at the way your eyes shine, what's the matter, if there is a bigger one, it will cheat, right? ”

"No, no, no! I still understand the truth of contentment. ”

Du Meilan pursed her lips and turned her gaze to the broom she had just put down: "Broom magic is one of the simplest magics, and it doesn't require much theoretical learning, so four or five-year-old children can fly." ”

Masha thought to himself, that is, the children of this world do not ride tricycles, but ride brooms instead?

Rifle: "But every year, because they are not familiar with magic control, there are many children who fall from the sky and die, and it seems that the mage is considering legislation to prohibit children under the age of ten from flying." ”

"Thank you for the added background." Masha replied casually while reaching out and holding the broom, "So, who's going to tell me what this big kid should do?" ”

"Modern magic is highly programmed, and if you get every step right and be open to the principles of the world, it will work." "Sometimes being open to the principles of the world requires some occult theory to lay the groundwork. But this magic doesn't work. You just need to get on the broomstick, shout take-off, and kick the ground with both feet. ”

Masha heard solemnly at the end, Du Meilan closed his mouth, he was still waiting for the next sentence.

"That's it?" Marsha asked in surprise.

Du Meilan nodded: "Yes, that's it." ”

"I see that you are serious, and you think it is a big deal, I will ride."

"The next thing is the point, flying is the beginning, and in the process of flying, you have to continue to be in contact with the principles of the world." Rifle spoke, "We have Horcruxes, so the process is simplified, you don't have Horcruxes, you have to interact directly with the principles of the world. And the bad thing is that neither me nor Miss has any experience in direct contact with the principles of the world, and we can't teach you how to do it. ”

Masha let out an "oh" and asked rhetorically, "So who can teach me?" ”

"Your kind can teach you, the School of Science has absorbed a large number of non-demonic beings who have lost their Horcruxes in recent decades, and they must be very experienced. In addition, those archmages who are studying their own original magic also need to have in-depth contact with the principles of the world from time to time. ”

After Rifle finished speaking, Masha was speechless.

- Well, it looks like it's up to me.

Rifle: "Don't worry, I'm a decent witcher, and I'll kill you if you show signs of a false explosion." ”

Masha thought to herself, do you still want me to say thank you to you......

- I'm not going crazy, though, because I'm from Earth under the rule of science.

Marsha stood up and walked to the empty part of the living room.

Leffo picked up Du Meilan and retreated to the corner of the living room, looking at Masha from afar.

Masha stepped onto the broom, and at this time he heard Du Meilan whisper, "What does the false explosion look like?" ”

"Miss, you haven't seen a false explosion...... In fact, a virtual explosion is not a kind of explosion, but all of a sudden all the rules in an area are chaotic, and the items, creatures, and so on in it will randomly undergo a series of changes. For example, if your partner suddenly has a part of it turned into a potted plant, and then he wants to talk to you, but one mouth spits out a big pile of dirt. ”

Du Meilan covered her mouth in surprise.

Masha squinted at Rifle, wondering if he had gained hidden abilities after becoming a mind-contemplator, and he was now very sure that this "example" of Rift was actually his real experience.

Rifle looked at Marsha: "Why are you standing still?" Come on. Don't be afraid, riding a broom is really a simple magic that doesn't require too much insight into the principles of the world. ”

Masha nodded, pretending to be frightened by what Rifle said, and swallowed to suppress the shock.

"Fly."

He said.

No response.

Du Meilan: "Are you stupid, you have said that the steps should be right, ride up, and pronounce 'take off'." ”

- Fuck, can't play on yourself yet?

- So what if I have an accent? Can't fly?

Masha shouted: "Take off!" ”

Still no response.

Du Meilan: "Where are your feet on the ground?" ”

Masha kicked the ground and fell back again.

"You shout take-off first! Kick the ground again! ”

"I know, I did it on purpose, to look like I was humorous." Masha said, then shouted "take off" and kicked the ground with both feet.

He flew up with a whoosh, and with a thud, the man crashed into the chandelier on the ceiling of the living room.

Tragically, after a slight struggle, he found himself stuck in the complex chandelier frame.

And what's cool is that the broom in his hand is struggling desperately like a loose horse.

He also heard Du Meilan ask in a subtle tone, "Is this a false explosion?" His head turned into a chandelier? ”

Rifle: "No, I think he's stuck. ”

Marsha: "How do I stop this magic?" ”

"Theoretically, as soon as you put your feet on the ground, the magic will automatically stop."

Masha felt that he couldn't grasp the broom in his hand, so he shouted again: "Is there no way to stop urgently?" ”

"As long as you cut off the connection with the principles of the world, you can stop it urgently."

- Damn, how do you cut off the connection?

- Am I connected to the principles of this world? I didn't feel it at all!

Marsha recalled the whispers in his ear as he looked out the porthole on the Enterprise.

No one in his ears was reading the fragments right now.

- Forget it, let's just try it first!

Masha silently said in his heart: "It is impossible for humans to fly!" The broom won't float in the sky either! ”

The next moment, the broom fell silent.

- It actually took effect.

- So as long as there is a strong denial, can we break the connection with the principles of the world?

Marsha wasn't sure, so he could only think about it for the time being.

Rifle: "Wait, I'll get you down." ”

Rifle took out his mobile phone, operated it, and a spell separated Masha from the chandelier.

Masha fell to the ground and fell to a sturdy butt.

Du Meilan looked at Ma Sha with concern: "What does it feel like to be in direct contact with the principles of the world?" ”

"It hurts." Marsha said.

"Didn't ask you how it felt like to hit a chandelier! So, ...... to get in touch with the principles of the world to the end."

Marsha wanted to say, "I don't feel it at all," but after thinking about it, he put on a serious expression and said to Du Meilan: "I don't want to describe him, but with my poor vocabulary, I probably can't describe that feeling." All I knew was that if that feeling lasted for a long time, I would go crazy. ”

Marsha's passage is all nonsense, a rhetoric pieced together from various novels on Earth.

But he felt that Du Meilan believed it.

- Is this also the effect of my abilities?

- If this doubling effect is really so obvious, could it be that the Freudian people need to reveal their identities to their targets at the right time?

- No, it should be said that the effect of this doubling is so obvious that it will induce people of the school to expose themselves at the right time in order to pursue the maximization of profits.

- No wonder people are so tacitly spreading information that the Freudian school's apprenticeship skills have no effect on those who know their true identity.

- But these things have nothing to do with me now, and the first priority is that I master the magic of flight as soon as possible.

Just as Masha was about to get up and try to fly again, the doorbell rang.

At the same time, Laifu shouted: "Oh no, Master Ma is downstairs with his family." ”

Du Meilan: "I remember, yesterday the demon hunter surnamed Chen said that he would notify the Hou Ye Mansion and let Ma Hou Ye send more people to protect the little Hou Ye." ”

While using his mobile phone to cast a spell to clean up the scene that was messed up by Marsha, Laifu said: "Hurry up and answer the door, you can't let Hou Ye wait downstairs." ”

Masha let out an "oh" and ran to the entrance.

There is a walkie in the hallway, which was also found in the house that Marsha shared with his colleagues when he was on Earth.

He glanced at the live feed on the intercom and saw his father's familiar square face.

- The messy beard, the smoky yellow teeth in the cracked mouth, and the hanging posture, yes, it's my dad.

- The only difference is that he is followed by a bunch of strong men.

- If I were on Earth, I would have thought that my father had changed his career to be a contractor and decorate.

Marsha's father did have such an idea, and it was popular to go to the sea to start a business at that time, but this idea of the father was persuaded by the grandparents, "You still have a child waiting to be fed, or take an iron rice bowl".

As a result, the iron rice bowl later became the tears of the times.

Every time Masha drinks with his father when he became an adult, he has to listen to him imagine how beautiful it will be when he went to the sea.

Now it's okay, Dad's dream has come true, and he really hugged him when he went out.

Masha pressed the call button with mixed emotions.

"Dad, why are you here?"

"Come and see you! Why, you don't let your father come to see your son? ”

- Well, this bearded and glaring expression is indeed the feeling of a father.

Ma Houye continued: "Isn't there a serial murder case recently, the victims are all hairy boys of the same age as you, and your mother is afraid that you stink now and no one cares." ”

- Uh-huh, it's my own mother!

Marsha: "I'm fine, it's not good." ”

"How do I know you're not being coerced?"

Without waiting for Ma Sha to answer, Du Meilan came over and sent it to the camera's capture range: "Uncle Ma, I'm here, I'm really fine." ”

The old horse immediately showed an expression of "oh see" in his clothes.

He said, "Stinky boy, okay." Give you five minutes, no, ten minutes to clean up. ”

Du Meilan smiled: "No, uncle, you can come up now." ”

"Really?" The old horse smiled, "Okay, then I'll go up, rabbit cub open the door quickly." ”

Masha pressed the door button.

In the picture, you can see that the iron door downstairs is opened, and Ma Houye leads a ticket of family members and enters the door in a mighty way.

Masha hung up the microphone and glanced at Du Meilan, the meaning was obvious: "Packed up?" ”

Du Meilan whispered: "Okay, Laifu is doing anti-divination, and it will be fine soon." ”

- It's also anti-divination, and it's really a magical world.

Masha took a deep breath.

Now he still doesn't know how to magic, and he doesn't have time to systematically learn the things of this world, and he doesn't even know what war the old horse of this world achieved military merits and was crowned.

He didn't know whether it was the emperor or the president who gave Lao Ma the title of marquis.

- It should be the emperor, right?

He didn't have time to find out about it, after all, it had been less than 24 hours since he had traveled by now - no, Marsha looked at the wall clock on the wall, it was less than 12 hours.

And in less than twelve hours, Masha spent most of his time sleeping.

- Can this really fool the past?

The doorbell rang - this time it was the doorbell of the security door above.

Du Meilan smiled and stepped forward directly, and took the initiative to open the door: "Uncle Ma!" I want to kill you! ”

After that, she stepped forward and gave it to her father-in-law - no, it seems that the woman should be called father-in-law?

Anyway, she stepped forward and gave the old horse a hug, and then stepped back to Marsha's side, standing slightly behind the side - it seemed that this was the etiquette of this world.

The old horse was very happy: "Yo, yes, this is the beginning of the hostess's consciousness?" Well, that's good! ”

Then he saw Marsha, and the smile on his face suddenly disappeared.

He asked Masha solemnly: "When will I be able to hold my grandson?" ”