233. Poor hospitality

[Home of the strongest writer and cartoonist in the island country!! 】

Big Sensei: I've been having a good time lately @Haruki Murakami

Haruki Murakami: Huh?

Big teacher: I can hear the scandal between you and the female voice actor every day

Big Teacher: It's really enviable

Haruki Murakami: It's just a scandal

Teacher: Why didn't I have an affair with Hayami-san?

Haruki Murakami: Huh?

Fushimi Division: Watatsuna, you're actually a Hayami faction?

Tsukasa Fushimi: I didn't expect it, but I didn't expect that there are people who buy this kind of stock?

Teacher: Isn't it good to see you early? Gentle! Sound Healing! The waist is thin, too!

Big Teacher: I'll tell you! The heroine of "Spring Things" is her!

Big Sensei: Murakami is destined to be a man who sees the family early!

Tsukasa Fushimi: Don't push me

Big Teacher: You kill me?

Tsukasa Fushimi: Heh! I'm going to write a book right now, let my favorite female voice actor be the heroine, and let Murakami be the male lead

Fushimiji: @ζ‘δΈŠζ˜₯ζ ‘, what kind of sister do you like?

Haruki Murakami: ......

Fushimi Tsukasa: Last time I wrote about tsundere, how about writing a nasty one this time?

Fushimi Division: What tsundere,, brother control, I'm tired of writing

Tsukasa Fushimi: In terms of voice actors, how is Akane Fujita?

Tsukasa Fushimi: He is also good-looking, and he has dubbed **, I like it too much

Tsukasa Fushimi: And then the other female voice actors also pick the younger ones, hehehehe

Tsukasa Fushimi: I feel like I'm so inspired right now!

Haruki Murakami:.

Kawahara Rubrum: It's interesting

Rishi Kawahara: Murakami, which one do you like? Next time the heroine of "Sword", I'll help you mention it

Liri Kawahara: Personally, I'm inclined to Ai Nakano

Haruki Murakami:...

Sensei: Isn't Hayami's voice gentle?

Fushimi Tsukasa: Isn't Akane Fujita not enough H?

Haruma: I think Suzune Sakura is pretty

Teacher: What does family have to do with you as a cartoonist?

Tsukasa Fushimi: What does family have to do with you as a manga artist?

Kawahara Tsuri: Sakura...... Not suitable to be a heroine

Spring Field:! Bullying the painters?

Haruba: I'm going to draw a stock trading comic, and the kind that will make Sakura win in the end!

Springtime: We'll see! Garbage home!

Yuto Sukta: Manga "The Spirit of the Halberd"

Yuto Attakuda: Five seasons

Yuto Sukita: Five seasons of starting!

Yuto Sukta: I'm going to let Taneda-chan and Murakami meet every week for the next five years!

Yuto Fukuda: I don't believe that one is handsome, the other is beautiful, and they haven't been together for five years!

Teacher: Isn't the sound of the morning sound good?

Fushimi Tsukasa: Isn't Akane Fujita not enough H?

Omori Fujino: It's the other way around!

Omori Fujino: How arrogant you are when you draw manga?

Omori Fujino: Light "Wrong Ground"!

Omori Fujino: It's never over!

Omori Fujino: I'm going to make Mizura-chan the heroine for the rest of my life!

Teacher: Isn't the sound of the morning sound good?

Fushimi Tsukasa: Isn't Akane Fujita not enough H?

Kohei Horikoshi: Manga "My Hero Academia"

Kohei Horikoshi: Murakami-san is going to audition

Kohei Horikoshi: Originally, I felt that you were a literary and artistic youth who was not suitable for this kind of hot-blooded animation, so I didn't recommend you to the production team

Kohei Horikoshi: But!

Kohei Horikoshi: Sakura is the best in the world!

Spring Field: Well done!

Kohei Horikoshi: Come on, too! Draw hard! Let the cooperation between Sakura and Murakami never stop!

Spring Field: The mahjong software has been turned off! Take out the pen tablet!

Teacher: Isn't the sound of the morning sound good?

Fushimi Tsukasa: Isn't Akane Fujita not enough H?

Yu Enomiya: "Game of Life"

Yu Enonomiya: The theatrical version is decided!

Yu Enonomiya: My archangel will not die for a day, and you will always be a harmonious sect!

Teacher: Isn't the sound of the morning sound good?

Fushimi Tsukasa: Isn't Akane Fujita not enough H?

Kawahara Li: @ζ‘δΈŠζ˜₯ζ ‘, what do you say?

Haruki Murakami:.

Haruki Murakami: I have nothing to say

Haruki Murakami: 070-3776-233

Haruki Murakami: The agent's phone number, contact yourself

Haruba: @ζ‘δΈŠζ˜₯ζ ‘, can I borrow some of your settings from reality?

Haruki Murakami: Absolutely

Harumba: I decided to draw quintuplets and give them the surname Nakano

Haruba: When all readers think that Ai Nakano will win

Haruba: Hehe, that's when I'm in the top position!

Kohei Horikoshi:: @ζ˜₯场, nice job!

Rishi Kawahara: I have to supervise the production team and hurry up with the production of Sword Alice Arc!!

Keiichi Tokiyuzawa: When will my "As a male high school student and popular light writer, be choked by a female classmate who is younger than me and work as a voice actor" ~~~~~ be animated?

Keiichi Shiyuzawa: Obviously, it is also "This light book is really powerful!" >> Top 20!

Keiichi Shiyuzawa: I like Hanazawa coriander so much~~~~

Keiichi Shiyuzawa: I want her to be the heroine!!

Teacher: Phew! Garbage that can't be animated!

Tsukasa Fushimi: Phew! Garbage that can't be animated!

Kohei Horikoshi: Phew! Garbage that can't be animated!

......

Keiichi Shiyuzawa: Doesn't anyone sympathize with me?!!!

Haruki Murakami: Shiyu Ze-san, my "Unmet Love" is not animated

Keiichi Shiyuzawa: Don't!

Keiichi Tokiyuzawa: My "Chino's Journey" has been animated, and "Sword God Gaiden" authorized by Kawahara will also be animated

Haruki Murakami: ?

Keiichi Shiyuzawa: It's a pity that the characters in this article of "Sword God Gaiden" do not appear. In this case, even if you choose Hanazawa coriander, what is the use?

Keiichi Shiyuzawa: What's the use!

Haruki Murakami: ?

Keiichi Shiyuzawa: What's the use......

Haruki Murakami: Goodbye

Yu Murakami exited the LINE interface, put his phone on the table, and watched the staff set up the scene idly.

The place where "Murakami Canteen" was recorded was a kitchen-like studio.

The peerless beauty on the side, Risa Taneda, was reading the table book, writing something with a pen from time to time.

Probably thinking about some direction and content that can be developed according to the topic given by the script writer.

"Murakami-kun, don't you have to read the script?" Risa Taneda notices his idleness.

The two have collaborated on a lot of animations, "Shura Field", "Asahi Hill Idol", "April", etc., Yu Murakami left an impression on her, and she has always worked very hard in the standbook.

Today, the two of them recorded the first "Murakami Canteen", and they only got the script when they came to the scene, although there is only an approximate process on the script, and the topic provided by the script writer, the number of words is not much, but what to talk about depends on the voice actor himself.

Risa Taneda only saw that Yu Murakami had flipped through the script at first, and then he was replying to messages on his mobile phone.

She also thought that after Murakami returned the news, she would continue to study the script, who knew that it would look like it didn't matter to herself.

Out of the dual psychology of {she is working, others are resting, and her heart is unbalanced} and {kindly reminding her partner not to forget about work}, she opened her mouth to remind her.

Yu Murakami turned his face sideways and looked at Risa Taneda, who was wearing a dark purple dress today.

"I cook, and you're in charge of finding topics. Without knowing what topic you're going to talk about, what's the use of my watch book? ”

"Well...... This is indeed the case. That's it," Risa Taneda moved her chair and leaned back to Yu Murakami, "Look at this, I'll say that I tasted chazuke at [Taneda Takahashi Culinary Academy], and I'm very strict with chazuke, how are you going to answer?" ”

After speaking, she pointed to the tablebook and looked up at Yu Murakami's side face.

The lights in the studio were very bright, and his face became more and more white.

Being so close, Risa Taneda can clearly see any detail of Murakami's eyes through the frames of glasses without lenses.

It's a double eyelid, but it's not a very standard type. The eyelids on the bridge of the nose overlap completely, and then the further you go to the sides, the more noticeable the layers.

The lashes are clear and long.

Risa Taneda found that it was difficult to tell whether it was a man or a woman, reality or the eyes that the painter had been drawing for a long time on the canvas.

{I'm being underestimated.} }”

"Huh?" Risa Taneda came back to her senses, and her legs, which were originally close to Murakami's side, deviated a little shyly.

Murakami gave her a strange look, wondering if she was distracted, or wondering why he had just answered that.

He explains:

"You said you tasted Chazuke on the Halberd Spirit broadcast, and I said {I'm underestimated}."

"That's right."

Risa Taneda didn't ask a second question.

Yu Murakami saw that she was not right with the script, and did not go away, and asked, "What's wrong, today?" ”

"Murakami-kun, you look good with glasses." Risa Taneda said suddenly.

Murakami was stunned, and he didn't know what the woman in front of him was thinking: "Thank you, Taneda-san's hair is also very beautiful." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Risa Taneda lifted a long bundle of hair that fell from her collarbone with her hand. Her long satin-like hair slipped from her hands like flowing water.

The delicate collarbone is again hidden by the long hair.

"That, Murakami-kun, we've been working together for so long, just ask me to grow sauce."

"If you want to, I have no opinion."

As long as it doesn't call people by name and cause misunderstandings, Yu Murakami doesn't care about what to call others.

This dialogue suddenly reminded him of what he wrote in "Unexpected Love": The protagonist took the initiative to ask to call Jiacun Haruka in front of more than 20 people, causing a misunderstanding.

That kind of drama can only be written in light, how can there be such a thing in reality?

He didn't want to write about it himself, and he was finally asked by the editor to write it. Even Haruka Kamura's name was taken from two passer-by schoolgirls.

"What are you thinking?"

Murakami came back to his senses.

Risa Taneda looked at him and continued to ask, "Are you thinking about Suzune?" ”

"Miss her?" Yu Murakami didn't know why she asked.

"Suzune often brings your rice balls and bento boxes to the set for us to eat."

"She likes you very much." Although Miss Sakura doesn't grab food at the Sakuraso dinner table, she doesn't allow others to eat hers eitherβ€”it's okay to exchange.

"I also like Suzune." Risa Taneda laughed, "What were you thinking just now?" ”

β€œ......”

The only thing that forced him to question him with such momentum was that night, who said that {it's not good for a boy to hesitate}.

"What are you thinking about now?" Risa Taneda asked, "It's rude to talk to others all the time, Murakami-kun." ”

"You just asked me to ask you to grow sauce, and I think of a light."

"What's light?"

""Unexpected Love", talking about voice actors, is quite authentic, the author knows a lot about the voice actor industry, and also talks a lot about acting skills. Farming mulberry can be bought and seen. ”

"Call me to grow sauce. Why did I ask you to call me a seed sauce, you would think of this one? ”

"There's a bridge in there, and it's an interesting fact about the title."

"You're weird." Risa Taneda laughed, "Do you like Lenovo so much?" Is it the reason why you are good at acting? ”

"I don't think so, I just remembered it suddenly. Sparse white clouds, blue skies, some hot weather, this and that, just suddenly remembered. Yu Murakami remembers that he ran a lot of sets with Nailiya that day.

"What sparse white clouds, blue sky?"

"The weather that day."

Risa Taneda smiled extremely happily:

"You're a strange man. One moment, one moment the weather, it's a pity that you don't write about your associative ability. ”

"What should I write?" Yu Murakami asked.

He's recently been stuck in a period when he has nothing to write about, and he wants to get inspiration from anyone, everything.

Whenever this happens, he can't help but think: how nice it would be if such a thing as a deadline could disappear from the world.

Please pray for the water.

"Love." Taneda Risa replied without thinking.

"Why?"

"My mom was thinking about getting into high society all day and forced me to go to parties. I hate power. ”

"What about adventure?"

"The audience is less than half, and girls don't like to watch it."

"Power, girls don't like to watch it very much, right?"

"yes, so let's write about love." Risa Taneda said, "I don't believe in wealth, I don't believe in power, I only believe in love." ”

Yu Murakami was amazed at her innocence and straightforwardness.

"Scared? Risa Taneda would be such a girl? She asked with a smile.

"Not scared." Yu Murakami sighed, "But I was really surprised. ”

"I'm looking forward to your {love}."

"Okay."

"I'll also go read the book "Unexpected Love".

"I won't let you down."

This concludes the conversation.

The staff had already set up the scene, and Yu Murakami stood behind a table in the kitchen with a gas stove, a sink, and a table full of cutlery.

As the script instructed, he hummed a song and pretended to be at home as he began to process the appetizers.

Risa Taneda stood outside the camera, heard Murakami's melodious song, and also laughed and hummed along.

[Even if the vitality is still alive but the heart is already like ashes, it is the end]

[Incomparably dreamy, the darling of idols]

[An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth]

......

This song is the theme song of the two when they were underground idols.

Dubbing of a 12-episode animation, from the beginning to the end, the two didn't say a few words.

Yu Murakami picked up the kitchen knife, which was a little light, and cut the grilled squid whiskers and sprinkled them with honey.

This "appetizer" is from the anime, and it is guaranteed by Yu Murakami [Cuisine (Full Level)], and it is definitely not delicious.

Yu Murakami had to try it himself, and he picked one up with chopsticks.

To be honest, the tentacles plus the slime, if it weren't for this cooking show, would definitely be mosaiced.

In one bite, the excessive sweetness of honey, followed by the saltiness of grilled squid, and finally the mixture of the two......

"Well," Yu Murakami nodded, "unexpectedly good." ”

Yu Murakami stirred it twice with his chopsticks, and with his technique, the honey adhered perfectly to the squid whiskers.

Yu Murakami faced the camera and picked up a squid whisker again.

The color is bright and reflects the light in the light, which looks very delicious.

"I'm sorry~~" Risa Taneda couldn't wait to walk into the camera.

"Murakami-kun, what are you doing delicious food?" She stood at a small table for four and peeked into the kitchen.

"Honey squid whiskers."

"Oh! I've never eaten it, so I want to try it! ”

"Of course, this is my new cafeteria, you are the first guest, and it will be given to you for free."

"Really? Thank you! ”

Yu Murakami brought the honey squid whiskers to the table, and Risa Taneda couldn't wait to pick up two with chopsticks and stuff them in her mouth.

"How?" Yu Murakami asked.

Taneda Risa chews the squid whiskers vigorously.

"This ......"

"Huh?"

β€œ...... Bad! ”

"Huh? What did you say? ”

"That's... That..."Risa Taneda gestured with her hands, desperately trying to figure out the wording, "It tastes like squid whiskers and honey." ”

"Authentic." Yu Murakami summed it up.

"Well, so it's hard to eat." Farming Risha is quite straightforward.

"I won't charge you money today, you can eat it all."

"Thanks, although I didn't plan to pay either. But that's the appetizer. ”

Risa Taneda moved the bowl with honey squid whiskers from the corner where she was sitting to the corner diagonally opposite.

There was a loud laugh from the staff.

"Appetizer is over!" Yu Murakami looked at the camera, "Hello everyone, I'm Yuu Murakami, I'm Yuu Murakami, this is the subsidiary program of "The Spirit of the Halberd": "Murakami Canteen""

"Hello everyone, I'm the heroine Erina Nagiri Taneda." Risa Taneda is still chewing on two tough squid whiskers in her mouth.

"Sauce is the first guest in the cafeteria, what do you want to eat?"

"Oh! Can I just order it? ”

"Of course."

"Then, let's have chazuke today."

"No problem."

"But, Murakami-kun, I'm doing a radio show called [Taneda Takahashi Cooking Academy]."

"I've heard of it."

"In that program, there was a chazuke tasting session. The character I play, Erina Nagikiri, is a person with the tongue of a god. And rightfully ......"

"Hmm."

β€œ...... I also have the tongue of God! ”

"That's it."

"So, whether the chazuke you make is good or not, I can taste it at once, and then point out the shortcomings mercilessly."

"It's underestimated."

Risa Taneda laughed "poof", and she remembered the scene of the two of them facing the script just now.

She chewed her squid whiskers, held back a smile, clasped her hands to her chest, and put on a lofty posture: "Since you say so, then I look forward to it." ”

"Look good~" Yu Murakami read out the animation lines.

"I'll see!" Risa Taneda also reads the line words to the camera.

Murakami removes the bamboo pods and bones two or three times, cuts the fish into evenly sized pieces, and marinates them in soy sauce.

Slice kamaboko......

"Murakami-kun is very skilled, do you often cook?" Risa Taneda holds the "menu" handed over by the script writer - a temporary topic.

In most radio programs, the script writer will control the rhythm on the sidelines.

Sometimes before the show, I obviously wrote a lot of questions and materials, but as a result, I saw that the voice actor played freely very well, so I abandoned the script and didn't use it;

Sometimes the voice actor chats to the north and south, or the atmosphere is dull, and the script writer quickly prompts to move on to the next topic.

"Indeed." Yu Murakami is full of energy.

There is an approximate time limit for cooking on the show, and Yu Murakami still remembers the shame of Ai Nakano and her traveling in June, and she made dinner five minutes early.

"That's up, huh? {Murakami-san and Nakano-san, Sakura-san and Higashiyama-san share house}??? ”

"Yes." Yu Murakami began to fish for the taste of boiled kelp.

"Are you dating one of them? Or are you dating three people at the same time? ”

"Huh?" Murakami Yukombu was halfway up and looked at her in surprise.

The off-camera producer touched his chin with his right hand, and the corners of his mouth were about to smile crookedβ€”the audience now likes to watch this.

There are a lot of topics in the "menu", and there are also ordinary questions, but I didn't expect this female voice actor of Ozawa's office to be so open and ask this kind of slightly out-of-the-ordinary question directly.

It's very effective, the producer nodded, let this female voice actor be on the show more next time.

"No, there are a lot of reasons for this." Yu Murakami continues to fish for kelp.

"What is the reason?"

Yu Murakami had to add dried bonito to the boiling water while telling the fact that he only had 50,000 yen on him in the past.

"That's right." Taneda Risa nodded and stared at Yu Murakami, who was making chazuke: "Didn't you win 10 million, and you have no plans to move out and continue to live in the storage room?" ”

The producer's hand touching his chin moved upwards to cover his mouth that couldn't hide his smile.

"How can it be wasted?" Yu Murakami said, "I have to work hard to save money to buy a house." The storage room is tidy up, and it's not bad. There were windows, there was air conditioning, and I also made myself a wardrobe and a desk. ”

"Oh, that's right."

Yu Murakami's "history of struggle" is too long, and the topic time has passed directly.

Risa Taneda picked up another "menu" and began to read the letters from the audience.

"{Kazuki's letter from Kazuki-san, [I heard that Yoyo opened a {Murakami Canteen}, and Nakano Aiyi-san also happened to star in "The Spirit of the Halberd", so will Yoyo be the first to invite Nakano-san as a guest? Sorry, it's my ...... this time."

Risa Taneda nodded at the camera and continued to read the letter:

[If not, I'm worried about whether Yoyo can have a good chat with the guests.] If it's not Aiyi-chan, Murakami-kun, won't you be able to communicate well? ”

"That's exactly what happened on the show."

"Is that so? Obviously, at the beginning just now, Murakami-kun pretended that the honey squid was delicious, so I ate two at once. ”

"Planting sauce is very masculine and can pull in the distance."

"Huh? Manpower? What's going on? ”

"Whether in life or work, I try to keep my distance from women."

"Well, I understand that." The peerless beauty Taneda Risa nodded in agreement.

"But I don't pay much attention to these things with men, such as Nobunaga, Kaito, and horses."

"The photo of you guys falling together at the roller skating rink, Mari Uchida showed us on the set, haha!"

Yu Murakami nodded, "And getting along with the sauce is the same as getting along with the boys." ”

"So it's natural?"

"yes."

"That's good."

"Is it okay to say you're a man?"

"Murakami-kun knows I'm a woman, right?"

"Of course."

"That'll do." Risa Taneda said, "I got along with Murakami-kun naturally, but it didn't hinder the fact that I was a woman." To be honest, I feel that women with high male power are also attractive, and I don't plan to change them. ”

"That's fine." Yu Murakami nodded.

When the chazuke is ready, Yu Murakami puts the rice, the teapot with the dashi stock, and the ingredients that can be added freely on the table where Risa Taneda sits.

A staff member came up to take a close-up and swallowed saliva all the time.

Risa Taneda said with a smile, "This staff member looks like she wants to eat!" ”

"No, no, no!" The staff quickly shook their heads.

"This is what Murakami-kun made for me, if you want to eat it, you can only wait until next time."

The staff took a photo and hurriedly walked away.

Risa Taneda looked at the staff's panicked backs and smiled very happily.

Murakami smiled and said, "Okay, I'll start the final step now." ”

"Oh? Well! ”

Murakami picked up the teapot and poured the dashi into the bowl.

The salmon, horse mackerel, mentaiko, and beautiful green onions that are fried just right, are brought to life in the broth that Murakami has simmered leisurely.

"Gollum~"

The studio was filled with the sound of "gurgling", and in addition to the tea zuke that seemed to shine that night, it seemed to have a rich and light aroma.

Risa Taneda didn't say anything, but scooped up a small bite with a spoon and put it in her mouth amid the "grunt" of the staff.

There is no popping clothes, only the "hmmβ€”β€”β€”β€”!!! of Risa Taneda ”

She ate three more bites in a row, and a small bowl of chazuke went straight to the bottom.

"Murakami-kun! Why don't you open a store that is full? ”

"Give guests free food, and a large amount of full, then I can't open this store."

"Stingy!"

Taneda pear yarn scraped the bottom of the bowl and scraped out another half spoonful.

The staff member with the camera subconsciously zoomed in - against the spoon, his own reluctant "grunting" sound was very clearly recorded.

Taneda Risa didn't eat it by himself, took a spoon, and said to Yu Murakami:

"Murakami-kun has worked hard, I'll give you this last bite."

Yu Murakami looked at the spoon, not knowing if it was soup or saliva: "No." ”

"You've been doing it for so long, haven't you even tasted a bite? I don't think you have a habit of tasting food? ”

"This is made for guests, how can I eat it."

"What does it matter! Hurry up! A man is so long-winded! ”

"No, no, no, no, the clerk can't touch the customer's things."

"I'll let you eat!" Risa Taneda stood up directly with a spoon and approached Yu Murakami: "Look, I drank water with a Oribe tea bowl and ate bee squid whiskers, let me tell you, if you don't eat it today, this show won't end." ”

Yu Murakami looked at a photographer who was shooting at them, whether it was a producer or a script writer, but he didn't mean to stop.

"Huh?" Risa Taneda stood on tiptoe and put the spoon to his mouth.

Behind Yu Murakami is the wall, and from the camera's point of view, it is completely the scene where Risa Taneda is doing something wrong to him.

"Change a spoon, you eat this...... Not. ”

Risa Taneda's heel hit the ground again, knocked his chest with the back of his hand, and said with a smile: "It's really hypocritical!" ”

Yu Murakami took out the spoon in his mouth, looked at the camera, and listlessly read the line line:

"Poor hospitality."

Taneda Risha waved her arm: "Poor hospitality!" ”