038 What the fuck, why?
Masha is now struggling to let him eat an alien cub who can speak with abilities like telepathy, which is too exciting.
He remembered that Professor Yu Bing had said in class that humans instinctively resist eating something similar to themselves.
There are two aspects to the so-called similarity, one is the appearance, so even in Guangdong, most people don't eat monkeys.
The other is intelligence, humans will instinctively judge intelligent creatures as creatures close to themselves, which can also explain why cat and dog owners will resist cat and dog meat, because in the long-term relationship, pet owners will have the illusion that pets are close to human intelligence.
At that time, Masha gag shouted: "No, we Cantonese people obviously like to eat Fujianese." ”
Teacher Yu Bing responded very seriously: "No, even if it is a Cantonese person, they will not eat Fujianese people when they have no urgent need for food, maybe they have eaten it during the great famine before." But I must point out that even in the Great Famine, many people would rather eat the bark of trees and soil than eat people. ”
Now Ma Sha looked at the thing in front of him, and it fit one of the two main points that Teacher Yu Bing said about human resistance to eating: there is wisdom that can be talked to.
Masha originally thought that this thing could read minds, and it could be seen what Masha was thinking, but this thing didn't say anything about Masha's inner entanglement.
- I feel like it's also speculating on my thoughts based on experience or something.
Finally, Masha asked, "Haven't you thought that speaking like this suddenly might discourage the people who were going to eat you?" ”
The thing replied in seconds: "Originally, there were only a few people who would eat it without any scruples when they saw my shape." And even if I can talk and talk to these people, they don't have any opinions, and they will take it right. ”
- Yes, it makes sense!
"Come on, young man, it's a wonderful path to evolution."
"Are you still alive after I ate you?"
"How can it be alive? Even I can't make anything smaller smarter, you know what I mean? The thing said.
Having been exposed to a large number of Freud's "messages", Masha instinctively became alert.
- Shouldn't you be taken away by Darwin's physics after eating?
But Masha thought about it, I already have three school implants on my body, and I haven't heard most of Lorentz's message, and I still don't know if I have fully mastered all the abilities of the Lorentz school's apprenticeship......
If you want to take me away, you have to fight with the three schools that have entered my body.
Finally, curiosity and the desire to become stronger prevailed over all kinds of concerns.
In fact, if this is a game, Masha will definitely choose to eat it without hesitation, he just likes to turn his character into strange things in role-playing games.
What kind of mechanical prosthesis, what kind of mutant virus, he can be rectified, he will generally be rectified.
He has always felt that the protagonists of the Resident Evil series are all natural people, which is very unhappy.
If Cap Kong's game is played from the position of Ambrera, and the protagonist is a person who actively implants the T-virus to gain abilities, then Marsha will definitely be too high.
So Masha picked up the tube and opened the cork.
The thing that looked like an alien cub squirmed and said to Marsha, "Good, you've finally made up your mind." While you certainly know the basic rules on the scientific side, I would like to warn you that you cannot use implants of two schools in one person......"
- I'm sorry, but there are three of them in Lao Tzu's body.
- You're the fourth, don't beep, the three schools came earlier than you.
- When it's implanted, I guess I'll never hear your nonsense again.
Masha took the thing and went straight to the storage room - the knives were all in the storage room, and there was salt.
After a quick and easy operation, the xenomorph larva turned into a plate of sashimi slices.
-, I feel like I'm in another world.
Masha complained while using Brother Salt's signature move to inject soul into this sashimi.
The thorn shouted, "Wasabi! I highly recommend it with wasabi! It tastes better that way! ”
- Damn, Mr. Taidou, could it be that you have eaten the implant you made?
However, Ma Sha didn't have mustard now, and the only condiments he had were stolen from the Hou Ye's Mansion yesterday with the cooperation of the little girl, and he didn't take the mustard.
After all, on the Cantonese dining table, there are not many scenes of mustard - no, there are basically none.
Cantonese people will also consider some mustard when eating Fujianese.
Although there is no mustard, Masha has almighty cumin.
After sprinkling cumin, he picked up a slice and threw it into his mouth.
- Well, it feels similar to the taste of squid sashimi.
- Moreover, the fishy smell is much lighter.
- Oh my God, if this thing is put in Guangdong, it will become a famous dish! This refreshing and sweet "Xuan" taste will instantly conquer every Lao Guang!
Masha ate a plate of sashimi with relish.
He was waiting while eating, waiting for Mr. Taidou's message.
However, he did not hear anything.
This is also to be expected.
It seems that the drawbacks of plural implants are finally fully apparent.
Masha frowned, wondering what to do next...... At this time, he felt that something was wrong with his body.
He felt like his eyes were a little hairy.
Then he found himself seeing a change in the landscape.
It starts with a lot of ghosting, followed by a severe feeling of vertigo.
He hurriedly held on to the chart table and carefully sat down on the stool.
The ghosting intensified, and the vomiting sensation caused by the whirling world hit Marsha's senses.
- It's a mutation...... I'm mutating, and it is estimated that the main mutated organ is the eye!
- Because the visual information received by the eyes has changed, the brain's judgment of the surrounding space has been disturbed, and it is estimated that the brain will continue to be dizzy until the brain adapts to the new visual system.
- Closing your eyes should avoid vertigo, but that may make it slower to adapt to the new vision.
Masha insisted on not closing his eyes, just resisting vertigo, observing this world full of ghosts.
The intense feeling of dizziness raged, and Masha could only resist.
Finally, he threw up.
The vomiting continued for a while, until he had vomited all the contents in his stomach and could only retch.
After getting supplies yesterday, I devoured almost all of what I had eaten, and I vomited it out.
The whole room was filled with the pungent smell of stomach acid.
After another unknown amount of time, Masha finally felt his strength.
Tortured to death by vertigo, he only now noticed that the world in front of him was completely different.
How to put it, I feel that the world in front of me is more three-dimensional.
- Have my eyes become compound eyes?
Masha cautiously stood up, bypassed the pile of stuff he had vomited, and headed straight for the observation room, which contained the largest full-length mirror of the entire submarine.
He looked in the mirror, looking closely into his eyes.
- I can't tell it's a compound eye, but I think I'm not wrong.
- Compound eyes...... Speaking of which, the salted egg eyes of the original Kamen Rider are also compound eyes of insects.
Masha learned from the first Kamen Rider Hongo Takeshi in a transformation pose - when he was a child, his memories of tokusatsu films were Kamen Riders in Hong Kong and Taiwan and the dinosaur express in China.
After posing for the transformation pose, Masha still felt that it was not enjoyable, so he posed for the classic Kamen Rider and said the classic line: "Fuck, why?" ”
Masha smiled.
Because now, at least in the setting, he has a Kamen Rider level of vision.
- Am I going to change all the way and finally become Kamen Rider?
- My name is Ma Sha, and my destiny is to drive Zagu to be blown up by Gundam and get out of it!