Kindness... It's a bit of a card before I write a new copy, and it's awkward to write it out and read it.

But I still have to guarantee the update if I have a temperance...

So, let's write a small theater for (indiscriminately) for (竽) brain (charge) (number)

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Method 1:

Earth, in someone's home.

Scold? Chose Yasuo to grab the position in seconds, right? Still swearing, huh? I can't cure you anymore?

Young Man Jia sneered and moved his mouse over the icon of Tamu, the king of the river.

"Hey! Don't be impulsive and play the game! The friends who opened the black together immediately realized what Youth A wanted to do, and shouted in his voice before he pressed OK, "I'll give you the top single position, and I'll play the auxiliary position, okay?" ”

"Alas... All right. ”

Young A was very helpless, but he still chose to listen to his friend's abandonment of childish revenge on Tuo Suo.

"If you play on the list... Which hero to choose? ”

Young Armor scanned his list of heroes, and finally set his eyes on a hideous avatar - Void Fear, Kogas.

Kogath, the legendary Void Creature, has a hideous and terrifying insect appearance, huge size, vigorous legs, sharp mouthparts and a carapace full of metallic luster, making him look good enough to go directly to StarCraft as a guest appearance for the Zerg elite.

It's up to you! Big bugs! The mouse is pressed down heavily...

In the endless darkness, Young Man felt as if he had been reborn, and his body was full of explosive power.

In the dark, as if he had been given heaven, he knew who he was now—

Beasts of the Void, demons of fear, worms devouring the world!

So... From today onwards, I am, Kogas!

Like seeing the moon through the clouds, Young Man A woke up from the darkness, and a pair of sharp insect eyes opened, overflowing with devouring cold light!

Let the world feel my fears!

"Mom, this big bug seems to have woken up..."

A thunderous bang attracted all the attention of Young Man A.

Then he looked up slightly, and saw a giant frog face with an abominable face, a scar on his eye, a pipe the size of a locomotive in his mouth, and a strange large brush in his hand...

Young A tried to move again, and suddenly found that he seemed to be trapped tightly, and he was suspended in the air without moving at all...

"It's okay, it tastes better to eat it alive! Then brush the sauce! ”

"Speaking of which, we haven't caught such a big bug in Miaomu Mountain for a long time, and the taste must be delicious..."

"Isn't that right, old man Fukasaku?"

"I'll leave that worm braincase, I'm so good," said the old man Fukasaku silently.

Youth A: ......

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Method 2:

Earth, in someone's home.

"Brother, can you not choose Yasuo in seconds!" Young Man A tapped the keyboard heavily, "How many hands are connected, and I haven't played a single single game!" ”

The other party was silent for a while: "Forget it, I haven't decided yet, let me give you the place!" ”

Young Man A was quite excited, but he didn't expect the other party to speak so well: "Thank you, big brother!" ”

Then, he silently moved his mouse to a domineering ninja avatar - the legendary ninja of the Valoran Continent, the Lord of the Shadow Stream, Tribulation!

"I said... You don't let me play with the nursery, just to choose a child robbery? "The eldest brother, who just gave up his position, was very helpless to type such a line.

"Haha, big brother, don't worry, my calamity is the Hokage Tribulation..."

Click OK.

A few days later, Konoha Village.

"So, you're saying you're a very powerful ninja? Do you still want to come to our Konoha to apply as a shinobi? ”

Several Konoha ninjas looked at the guy in front of them in strange armor, and their tones were full of doubts.

"Yes! Oh, yes! Young Man A said very seriously.

"Why is there no chakra?"

"Uh... I use the energy bar's..."

"What is the energy bar?" Several people were puzzled, and asked again, "Then what ninjutsu do you know?" ”

"I'll throw a shuriken!"

"This guy everyone can do!" A ninja threw it to the side, and a dozen shuriken that shimmered with cold light nailed a perfect five-pointed star shape into the trunk of the tree.

"I'll shadow clone!" As he spoke, Young Man also confidently called out his shadow clone and showed it to a few Konoha ninjas.

"Not to mention that there are a lot of people who will meet the shadow clone..."A ninja sighed helplessly:

"Why is your shadow clone black, who can this TM deceive?"

As he spoke, he also made a slight seal, and in one breath, he called out three shadow clones that looked exactly the same.

"I, I also have a unique ultimate [Instant Hell Shadow Killing Array], which can advance at high speed and kill people invisibly!" Young Man Jia's face turned red, and his neck was a little thicker.

Several ninjas used their instantaneous techniques in unison, slashing phantoms in front of the young man, appearing dozens of meters away in an instant, and flashing back in the blink of an eye.

"What you said... Is that so? ”

Youth A: ......

"Forget it, I'd better go and open a Chinese restaurant on the street..."

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Method 3:

Earth, in someone's home.

Scold? Chose Yasuo to grab the position in seconds, right? Still swearing, huh? I can't cure you anymore?

Alas... Forget it, just play a game, it's not necessary, it's not necessary...

The world is so beautiful, how can I be grumpy?

Play assist, play assist, support can also carry half the sky.

But then again, I really don't play support heroes very often... Young A had a headache.

Thinking about it, Youth A saw a cute Lori avatar on the list of heroes - the Dark Girl, Annie!

I heard that Anne can also play the support position, should I try it?

The determined bronze player Youth A, even if he is forced to the auxiliary position, can't let go of the restless output impulse in his heart.

And Anne, the Daughter of Darkness, although she looks like a cute Lori who never grows up, can easily use powerful fire magic, dealing tons of damage in an instant, and her pet fierce shadow bear "Tibbs" is a countless crispy nightmare in the canyon!

Young Man A fantasized in his heart that he would wait for a large "Tibbs" to sit down, and in an instant, the opponent's C position, let his teammates follow the wonderful scene of calling 666, and then clicked the mouse heavily: OK!

A few months later...

"At such a young age, he has such a powerful chakra in his body, what a gifted child!" Orochimaru's vertical pupils were filled with undisguised greed.

This kind of gifted child is just right to be a backup container for my reincarnation...

"Little girl, what's your name?" Orochimaru began to use Orochimaru's unique pyramid scheme abduction technique on this occasionally found homeless girl.

"I—My name is Annie!" Anne looked at Orochimaru with some trepidation, and the hand holding the bear doll quietly tightened a little.

"Hehe... Don't be afraid, Annie. Orochimaru said subtly, "Come with me, I will let you find the meaning of life!" ”

Anne still cowered, her petite body trembling slightly, and her flaming red hair was slightly messy, which made people feel pity when they saw it.

"That, that... Uncle? ”

"How?" Orochimaru spoke patiently.

"Have you ever seen my bear?"

"What?" Orochimaru is unknown.

Then the next second, he saw a strange smile on the girl's face that did not match her young age.

"Tibbs"!

Without warning, a giant bear wrapped in terrifying flames appeared out of thin air and sat on Orochimaru's body.

Orochimaru, who didn't react, took this blow head-on, and fell into an unstoppable dizziness in an instant, and felt that his whole body was scorched by the extremely high temperature flames, and all his internal organs showed signs of carbonization in an instant.

If you don't leave, you'll die! Orochimaru's instinct sounded the alarm in his heart frantically.

[Snake Flow Stand-in Technique]!

As soon as he was freed from his dizziness, Orochimaru used his gatekeeper stunt to get out and fled straight for dozens of meters before he spit out blood and organ fragments with black charcoal.

"Damn!" Orochimaru looked resentfully at the Lori who stood behind the flame giant bear, who looked harmless to humans and animals, but was actually sinister and black-bellied.

However, his injuries at this time were too serious to fight anymore, so he could only flee in a hurry with his unwillingness.

"That's it! The annoying snake snake is gone! ”

Anne smiled with satisfaction, turned to the flaming bear and said, "Tibbs, let's go, let's go to the next place to play!" ”

Young Man A lowered his head, looked at his huge bear paw wrapped in flames, and sighed helplessly...

"Yes, Miss Anne!"